Chapter 775: The Law of Pickling Girls

Chapter 775

The bustle of Azure Star is simply indescribable, although you need to pay a lot of money to stay here for a day, but it is still crowded with people.

"I don't know if Xin'er is in the Azure Palace now, if not, he will run for nothing. Jade Gongzi kept chattering about Lan Xin'er all the way, and Qin Lang's ears were calloused.

"Young Master Jasper, you said you came to Lan Xin'er, didn't you inquire in advance?" Qin Lang said speechlessly.

"What's there to inquire about? I believe in fate, as long as there is fate, I and Xin'er will naturally be able to meet. Jade Boy said with a smile.

"Damn, you are so stupid to believe that fate is such an ethereal thing, you deserve not to pursue Lan Xin'er. Qin Lang shook his head, his eyes revealing naked contempt.

"You, you, you ・・・・・・" Jade Gongzi was immediately angry, but he suddenly thought of Qin Lang's claim to be a love saint, and he must have a deep meaning when he said this, so he restrained the anger on his face and asked:

"What do you mean by that?"

"Let me tell you, the most important thing to chase girls is to take the initiative. What is fate? Fate is a piece of shit, a piece of shit. Qin Lang began to talk.

"I'll teach you the three rules of pickling girls first. ”

"Ah, there are three major rules? Such mysterious, teach me quickly. Jade Boy said happily.

"The first rule of pickling girls, the law of discounts. This is also a relatively important one, and it is also where you make a big mistake. ”

"Did I make a mistake?" asked Jade Child, puzzled.

"Yes, you read it all day long, Lan Xin'er is the first beauty of the Azure Nebula in your heart, and you have made a big mistake. Do you know what a discount is? It means that even if Lan Xin'er is really the first beauty of Azure Star, you have to treat her as an ordinary person. Qin Lang said meaningfully.

"How is that possible? Xin'er is my goddess, what's the matter with ordinary people?"

"You don't understand this, do you? When you see a beautiful woman, you must be calm. Lust is not charming, people are obsessed with themselves, don't mess up your marksmanship when you see a beautiful woman. No matter how beautiful the beauty is, you can see it at a discount. She's bright, but not necessarily smooth, she's a beauty, maybe a straw bag. No matter how good a beautiful woman is, if you discount it on the soles of your feet, she will be out of the crowd. If you don't take beauty seriously, you're half the battle. The girl is impermanent, and the bubble is impermanent. Before me, a lover saint said that strategy is to despise beautiful women, but tactically to value beautiful women. Do you understand?" Qin Lang said.

"Wow, the love saint is the love saint, speaking of the head is the Tao, every word is beautiful. Now I have learned, this is the first law, and there are two more laws?" said the jade prince with great admiration.

"The second rule of pickling girls, dead skin and face. Chasing girls, you must not care about face, you must put down the arrogance of your Jasper Star Lord's son, even if he refuses, don't be the slightest discouraged, what if she annoys you? What if she hates you? Don't be afraid, you must be more frustrated and braver. ”

"Isn't it? I can't do such a thing as a dead face. Jade Boy shook his head and said.

In other words, it's called being strong-willed. That's because there is love in the heart, so I am not afraid of failure. Qin Lang slowly enlightened the jade boy.

"Hey, that makes sense, I've learned another trick, and what about Zuihou?"

"Zuihou's trick is the easiest, but also the most difficult, and the requirements are very high, if you don't master it well, you will finish it completely. After you have thoroughly learned the first two tricks, and after I see the goddess Lan Xin'er in your heart, I will know whether to teach you this trick or not. Qin Lang said with a solemn expression.

"Okay! I'll take you to Lan Xin'er right away. "The jade prince is a little impatient, Qin Lang's high-minded talk has already confused him for a moment, and the urge to worship Qin Lang as a teacher is gone.

While speaking, Qin Lang and his party had already come to the Sky Blue Palace, outside a gate that towered into the sky, there were two giants with a height of ten thousand feet, the giant on the left was white in terms of skin and clothing, while the one on the right was completely opposite, black and hemp like black charcoal.

"Jade Prince, I'm here to find Princess Xin'er again. The black and white giant immediately squatted down when he saw the jade boy, and the black charcoal giant greeted in a low voice.

It was a low voice, but the sound was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and saliva spurted out of his mouth like a downpour.

"Heisha, can you stop spitting when you speak?" Jasper was speechless for a moment, but he didn't need to hold an umbrella at all, because his men had already put up a protective shield on his head.

"I'm sorry, but it's Bai Sha's fault, who let him knock out my front teeth when he was playing tricks with me, he talks so much that he can't hold his saliva. Hei Sha covered his mouth in embarrassment and said hesitantly.

"Are you embarrassed to bring up this about Chen Gu's rotten sesame seeds?" said Bai Xue Yin and Yang angrily.

"It's your fault in the first place, it's just cultivation, why are you so serious? I won't cultivate with you anymore. The black man said with his mouth covered.

"If you don't cultivate, you won't cultivate, who rarely cultivates with you. Bai Sha said angrily.

"Stop!" "Stop!" Jade Boy yelled and shouted speechlessly: "Every time you come, you two have to quarrel, will it be over? Hurry up and open the door for me, I'm going to find Xin'er." ”

"Look, I've made Jade Boy angry. The black shaman slowly stood up and reproached the white sha.

Bai Sha also stood up and said with a complaining face: "Obviously, you provoked others, making you talk so much and spitting." ”

Although they were fighting, the black and white demons still worked together to open the giant door.

"Alright, you two keep arguing. The jade boy shook his head in a chic manner and walked into the Azure Palace. Qin Lang also followed behind him and walked in nervously.

"This jasper boy, isn't he dead set on Lan Xin'er? This stinky and shameless guy doesn't pee to take pictures of what he looks like. Huang Erdan quietly followed and walked to the giant gate.

The black and white shuangsha was just about to close the door, when he saw the second egg coming over, he hurriedly squatted down again.

"Huang Gongzi ・・・・・・"

"Shut up!"

Heisha was about to speak, but was stopped by Huang Erdan.

"Heisha, don't speak, as soon as you speak, it will rain in the sky, I don't want to be drenched in soup, and it will have your bad breath. Huang Erdan sighed and said slowly.

"Hmm・・・・・・" The black man covered his mouth aggrievedly, with a look of resentment.

"Hmph, I'm right. You see what the prince of Huang has become of disgusted with you, just let Chisha make you a mask, and wear it when you are on duty in the future, so as not to harm the distinguished guests who come and go. Bai Sha seized another opportunity to mock Heisha, and showed no mercy at all.

"Come on, I'm too lazy to listen to you two bickering, I'll go in first. Huang Erdan said speechlessly, and then walked towards the Azure Palace.

"Is Gongzi Huang also here to find Princess Xin'er? Recently, many sons have come to Princess Xin'er. Bai Sha said.

"Hmm, a lot of sons?" asked Huang Erdan after a pause and looked up.

"Yes, the prince of Jiuyang also went in before, the prince of Xiechen also entered, and even several sons of the imperial court also entered, just now, the prince of Jade also entered, and now you are also going in. Bai Xu folded his fingers and counted them one by one to Huang Erdan.

"Huh, why are all these sons and brothers running to the Azure Palace?

"Don't you know, Princess Xin'er is going to compete in the Sky Blue Palace, and many sons have come to participate in the competition. Bai Sha said.

"I'm going to take a martial arts contest to recruit relatives? What kind of plane is this? Lan Xin'er is bored after a day of eating? Uncle Tianlan even allowed it? Is his head caught in the door?" Huang Erdan muttered in a low voice.

"You, you, you dare to say that about the Azure King, it's really bold. But that's what I think too. An angry expression appeared on Bai Sha's face, and then he lowered his head and whispered.

"Uh-huh. The black demon nodded repeatedly, indicating that he thought the same thing.

"Hey, hey, hey. Huang Erdan walked into the Sky Blue Palace with a wicked smile on his face.

The black and white demons slowly stood up and closed the huge door anew.