Chapter 1 Onlookers

Wang Yong and a few fox friends came out of the food stall after drinking, holding packed leftovers and less than half a bottle of Erguotou in their hands, humming obscene songs and walking home.

Because the meal just now was someone else's treat, Wang Yong had the mentality of being a bastard if he had a cheap advantage, and ate and drank like a stormy meal, and finally felt unhappy, and gave full play to the true color of a small watering can, spraying flowers in all directions, and the party was interrupted because of this.

When Wang Yong walked out of the restaurant, he was still dizzy, so happy and swaying from side to side on the street as if no one was around. Coupled with the filth and unpleasant smell of alcohol on his body, the passers-by around him all covered their noses and avoided it, as if they were avoiding a toad that was hit by a train.

In this regard, Wang Yong didn't care at all, and occasionally met beautiful women, and would use the strength of wine to squeeze people's eyebrows, in exchange for a lot of white eyes and contempt.

Whenever this happens, Wang Yong will laugh heartily to vent the unwillingness and pressure on life buried in his heart. In this way, Wang Yong wandered the streets by himself in the disgusted and disdainful eyes of passers-by.

I don't know how long it took, but Wang Yong, who was drunk, saw a lot of people gathered in front of him, they were gathered together, and the sound of cursing and fighting was heard from time to time. Hearing this familiar voice, Wang Yong's eyes lit up at that time, he didn't expect that there was still excitement to see on the way home, so he hurriedly quickened his pace, planning to go over to see what was going on.

Squeezed into the crowd with great effort, Wang Yong tiptoed to look in the middle of the crowd, only to see that the two middle-aged men inside had already scuffled into a ball, and Wang Yong came at the right time.

The black tiger pours out the heart, flirts with the yin feet, the monkey steals the peach, the dragon claw hand, bites the ear, inserts the nostrils, the two fists and feet do not give in to each other, and the fists and feet show everyone's demeanor.

Wang Yong inquired a little and learned that the two of them were also arguing over trivial matters of ten yuan and eight yuan because they drank too much, and then began to greet each other's elders, and finally developed into the current mutual assault. Judging from Wang Yong's many years of experience in watching the excitement, such people basically fight for the sake of face, and will not rush to see who beats up whomever like a hooligan.

For people who like to watch the excitement, it is very safe and enjoyable to watch such excitement, so there are a lot of onlookers here, and it seems that they are all like-minded people.

Because of the large number of people, everyone was crowded together, which made Wang Yong feel very uncomfortable, so Wang Yong arched around in front and back in the crowd, trying to squeeze out more space, make himself more comfortable, and watch the excitement more refreshing.

Occasionally, Wang Yong, who was arching in the crowd like a stinky maggot, saw that there were very few people near the street lamp not far away, basically no people, and there was a wide field of vision, which was an excellent place to see the excitement.

Wang Yong didn't think much about it, and squeezed it over little by little. Finally, in the midst of a dissatisfied scolding, Wang Yong finally came to the street lamp, wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, and let out a long breath.

Wang Yong found a clean place, squatted comfortably on the ground, picked up the packed two-pot head and poured it up, and grabbed a chicken wing that he didn't know who had bitten it.

In this way, Wang Yong watched the battle intently while taking care of himself and eating and drinking, and coaxed, applauded, and whistled from time to time, "Hey, you kicked his ass, and your sister used it in the nostrils." "Damn, people insert your nostrils, you won't insert it back, kicking the crotch has a hairy use, and when someone clamps his legs, you have to become a one-legged donkey." Wang Yong was eating and drinking, and at the same time, he was shouting and shouting chaotic tricks, which was really comfortable and exciting.

A few minutes later, the two people in the field were a little tired, and the two who were physically exhausted gave up their fists and kicks, and naturally began to scold each other.

This is Wang Yong's favorite link, so Wang Yong pricked up his ears and listened carefully, hoping to learn a half-sentence classic from the two heroes to enrich his not rich scolding language.

But it backfired, this time the two scolded each other differently than they had seen before, only to see one of them somehow suddenly rush out of the crowd and escape. Wang Yong sighed a little disappointed, thinking that the person was cowardly, and this excitement was over, and Wang Yong, who had not yet enjoyed it, was very depressed.

When Wang Yong put away the leftovers on the ground with a long sigh and was about to get up to open the way, he heard an exclamation from the crowd.

Wang Yong turned his head curiously to look, only to see that the crowd began to stir, and then separated left and right to make way for a road, and then the person who ran away just now held a watermelon knife that he didn't know where to get, and rushed towards the other person with red eyes and death.

Looking at his reddened eyes, Wang Yong knew that this person had lost his mind, and for the sake of safety, Wang Yong decided to change to a safe position.

Wang Yong just packed up his things and stood up, but he saw that the two people didn't know how to get it, and the hand of the person holding the knife was held by another person, but the two of them lost their center of gravity, so they rushed towards Wang Yong in a daze, and the tip of the watermelon knife was just aimed at Wang Yong's chest.

This frightened Wang Yong, and many thoughts came to his mind: "Watching the excitement and being cut doesn't seem to be a righteous and courageous act, right? Even if you can't die, who will go to the medical expenses." ”

The two people staggered, because they lost their center of gravity, so their speed was fast, and they came to Wang Yong in the blink of an eye. Wang Yong looked frightened, and saw that the cold and shining watermelon knife was less than a meter away from him, and he was shocked into a cold sweat, and he was also a lot more sober.

Wang Yong did not sit still, and instinctively jumped backwards, trying to avoid this extremely aggrieved and depressed knife. may have been frightened, Wang Yong's small universe exploded, making this back jump super level, and he actually jumped backwards almost two meters away.

Wang Yong didn't pay attention to the terrain behind him, and just jumped on top of a well, but, sadly, the well didn't have a manhole cover.

When Wang Yong fell into the well even more sadly, he only felt that the whole world in front of him seemed to be rising, and those people and buildings were getting taller and taller. Wang Yong instinctively pulled with both hands, and was lucky to grab the edge of the wellhead, but because of inertia, the entire front face hit the wall of the well.

What's even more sad is that there is a raised brick corner on the wall of the well, and Wang Yong's front teeth hit it firmly, and then the two front teeth that have followed him for many years left him with blood and tears.

Wang Yong only felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and subconsciously covered his mouth with his hand, but immediately felt that his body began to fall, Wang Yong remembered that he was still in danger, so he hurriedly reached out to grab the edge of the well.

But it was already late, and in the blink of an eye, Wang Yong's surroundings had become dark, and only faintly, an exclamation and excited whistle could be heard from above.

Wang Yong knew that he had been tricked, and he despised and cursed those guys who stole the manhole covers, and now he finally understood why other people watching the excitement would rather huddle together, but the place where he was standing just now was empty.

Wang Yong wanted to cry without tears, he only hoped that this well would not be too narrow, and if he was stuck in the middle and couldn't get down, it would be too sad. Wang Yong felt that other people who watched the excitement were here today, just after watching the two stupid old men beating each other, and then being able to see the whole process of the firefighters going into the well to save the unlucky man, it was really a good show.

At this time, Wang Yong was still thinking heartlessly: "When I go out, do I have to charge some money from the onlookers or something? Now I have to spend a lot of money to buy tickets to watch an acrobatic or something, and I am a real performance with real guns and ammunition without any protective measures, how can I charge more for tickets." ”

Wang Yong is now just waiting to land quickly and wait for rescue, but after a while, Wang Yong feels that he is still falling, calculating the time and distance, it is almost more than ten meters deep from the ground, right?

"I didn't expect this well to look inconspicuous, but it was so deep. ”

After about ten meters of dropping, Wang Yong thought sadly: "Even if you land now, your two legs will definitely not be saved, and you won't have to fool Uncle Benshan in the future, you will have to take the initiative to find a wheelchair to sit on." ”

I don't know how many meters it fell again, anyway, Wang Yong couldn't feel the distance anymore, but Wang Yong still didn't fall to the bottom of the well. At this time, Wang Yong was already desperate, and complained in his heart: "What kind of department is it that repairs the well, what are you doing digging so deep in a well, it is better to dig oil with this kind of work, and it can also alleviate the current situation of soaring oil prices, and it can be regarded as making some contributions to the country and the people." ”

After another minute or so, Wang Yong thought depressedly: "I won't fall directly to the center of the earth, right?" I've seen it on TV before, there is nothing else in the center of the earth, it's all magma, it seems that I can even save the money for cremation, and I can be regarded as making a little contribution to the earth's environmental protection. ”

Wang Yong now has no desire to be rescued alive, and only hopes that it won't hurt too much when he is cremated naturally. The wind in his ears gradually decreased, but it was still dark in front of him, and Wang Yong could still feel that he was descending rapidly.

Suddenly, Wang Yong seemed to hear someone talking beside him, and he opened his eyes to look around, but he couldn't see anything, and the slight murmur disappeared.

Wang Yong thought that he should have hallucinated, and he heard the fat man (one of the small ones) say that people will hallucinate before they die, so Wang Yong didn't care.

Wang Yong thought about how much compensation his parents could get after he hung up, and whether it was enough for the second old man to provide for the elderly. What Wang Yong misses and cares about the most now is his parents, and his mind keeps flashing out of his parents who have been by his side since he was a child. From an ignorant child, he grew into an ignorant teenager, and then practiced in the social family, because of various accidents, he became like now.

And his parents did not give up on themselves and have always been by his side, but their faces have become old, which makes Wang Yong sad.

Just when Wang Yong was reminiscing about the past, there was a murmur in his ears again, this time the sound was clearer, Wang Yong listened attentively, and heard it intermittently.

At this time, two people in the dark were talking, and one of them flipped through the notebook in his hand and said, "I said Brother Hei, we seem to have caught the wrong person this time." ”

The person who was called Brother Hei asked in surprise: "No, Lao Bai, isn't the person we want to arrest called Wang Yong?" This kid is called Wang Yong, and the time and place are right, so he won't be wrong, right?"

Lao Bai shrugged helplessly, and said extremely depressedly: "What you said is right, but this kid's age and birth date don't match, we didn't look carefully just now, what we want to catch is actually the guy who slashes people with a knife, this kid has the same name as that goods, also called Wang Yong." ”

Brother Hei said angrily: "Damn, what should I do? If this matter is known to the above, our brothers' '100 years of work without mistakes and omissions' bonus will be in vain, and I still expect to use these bonuses to take my newly married wife to travel to the upper realm, if she can't go, she will not have to divorce me." ”

Lao Bai also said depressedly: "Who is not, I also expect this bonus to repay the loan, if this bonus is lost, my newly bought villa will have to be taken back by the credit department, and I will not even have a place to live in the future." And my creditworthiness will also decrease, and I won't be able to get a loan if I sell anything in the future. ”

The two of them looked at each other and sighed at the same time: "Hey", their faces full of frustration and loss.

After being silent for a long time, Brother Hei asked, "What should we do now, get this kid back?"

Xiaobai thought about it, rolled his eyes and proposed: "I think so, Brother Hei, let's spend two dollars to find someone to revise the documents for arresting people, and let this kid report for that Wang Yong." ”

The expression on Brother Hei's face changed, and finally he hesitated and said, "It's okay, although it costs a lot of money, it's better than all the bonuses." But what if this kid goes to Brother Yan to complain?"

Xiao Bai said with a smile: "We can not take him back, just find a crack in the space passage and still go in, and when we go back, we will say that we have encountered a space storm, and the people who were captured will be swept away." ”

Seeing that Brother Hei was still hesitating, Lao Bai continued to incite and said: "Lao Niu and Lao Ma can often do this, otherwise, with the infinitely close to zero IQ of the two of them, how can they be better than our brothers' performance? It's a big deal, let's give him some benefits, modify his body, and make him more suitable for living in other planes. You haven't read a lot of time-traveling novels, doesn't it mean that time-traveling people can live more exciting lives in other planes? Seeing that this kid has not lived well before, maybe going to other planes will be a good thing for him. ”

After hearing this, Brother Hei pondered for a long time, thinking of the beautiful and fragrant wife at home, he finally made up his mind, patted his thigh and said: "Okay, what should I do, there is a spatial crack in front, which leads to a magical world, and that crack is almost healed, and after the crack is healed, even if the boss wants to check it, he can't find it." Hehe, let's kick this kid in together. ”

Xiaobai glanced at Brother Hei and said teasingly: "Brother Hei is still so careful, but that's fine, when the time comes, let's do it together, and those who can save it in the future will have a handle in the hands of the other party, so that everyone can rest assured." After saying that, the two of them laughed.

When Wang Yong heard the conversation between the two, he first pleaded for a while, and when he saw that the two ignored him, he knew that he was in a catastrophe. So Wang Yong began to scold, but no matter how fierce Wang Yong scolded, he couldn't change the fate of being kicked into the spatial crack.

When he arrived at the spatial crack, Wang Yong was just shocked by the gorgeous picture in front of him, and he felt a flower in front of him, and the small memory just now began to gradually become blurred. [bookid=2738359,bookname="Human-Beast Cultivation"]