Section 337 Lewd Jesbang
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But forget it, this idea will not work, because if I become a big setback, and then crazy hunting barbarians, it will definitely attract people's attention, and if something goes wrong at that time, it will not be good, and I don't have so much time to cut off the heads of the barbarians, as soon as the Xingyue Bow is shot, it will be directly destroyed on a large scale, and there is not even a 'hair' left, how can I still find the head? Forget it, people can't be so shameless, just let them buy more 'medicine' on the line...
Because I became a 'senior' level figure, so the elderly people of the Confucian family kindly invited me to his camp as a guest, and also arranged a large convenient house for me to live in, at this time, I sat in the house, took out the computer to investigate, sure enough, this war was recorded, the hit rate on the Internet is billions, the war scene is very tragic, but I don't care about those, I only pay attention to this click rate, it seems that this war really attracts attention, if we can be in the middle of it' Insert a little ad on the words...
Two days have passed in a blink of an eye, and since I split out a part of my soul on the island of Light, I always have a feeling of wanting to sleep, and I have been sleeping every night for the past two days, and at this time, I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I heard the sound of a bell from the direction of the 'door'!
I came up with a way to make everyone tie a bell to the 'door', so that even if the invisible man of the barbarian tribe came, he would not be afraid, as long as the bell rang, the people in the house would be alert, and at this time, the bell rang, and the 'door' was pushed open, I immediately sat up, and the 'spirit' divine power was released, and at the same time grabbed the flour on the pillow and threw it towards the 'door'! Even the invisible man will appear in the flour, this is the result of Fu Yu's research.
Bang! The flour bag broke, the flour fluttered at the entrance of the 'door', and a figure covered in flour coughed and said: "Ahem, cough, stinky boy, don't look at who throws the flour again, it's me!"
Listening to the voice, it was Dean Jieshibang, I rolled my eyes and lay back on the 'bed' and said, "I'm sleeping, who told you to come in and not knock on the 'door'." ”
"Oh, stinky boy, do you dare to talk back to me?" Jie Shibang closed the 'door' and said: "You kid is pretending to be a master these days, right? Others don't know your details, don't I know? I once secretly investigated you, you said, if those big families outside know that you are not a master, what will happen to them? I have strong evidence to prove that you are not a master, wahahaha... Jie Shibang said with a coquettish smile.
I sat up and said with a master's attitude, "You dare to threaten me?"
"Load, load. Jie Shibang said contemptuously: "Cooperate with me obediently, I won't expose your old bottom, otherwise... hia~hia~hia~hia~”
I surrendered and said, "Cooperate, cooperate, say, what do you want me to do?" but I warn you, don't make excessive demands, I also have your handle in my hands, don't 'force' me... ”
"Oh, what do you have for me?" said Jasborn, sitting on a stool, picking up the fruit on my table and eating it.
"I know you've peeked into your twin sisters' breasts!, and if I tell them, will you be castrated with their 'sex'?" I laughed.
"Go, you go!" Jie Shibang said with an expression of I am a decent gentleman, "I have never done such a shameless thing... Even if I really read it, what about the evidence? You show the evidence? There is no evidence, and you go and talk to their sisters, I guess they will not only disbelieve it, but they will also think that you are deliberately blaspheming them, and the possibility of you being emasculated will be very large. Jie Shibang said obscenely.
I looked at him with a lewd expression on his face, and was speechless for a long time, this is too Nima! It's invincible! After a while, I nodded resignedly and said, "Okay, let's say, what do you want me to do?"
"Don't be so reluctant, I came to you this time, I have a very good task to 'hand' you! What about you, obediently help me complete it, and I promise not to 'expose' your pretending to be a master, how about it?"
I nodded: "Say, what is the task?"
"That's the case, in fact, this task was sent from above, let's send a few people from the Thousand Beginnings Academy to go into the forest to investigate, why the barbarians haven't moved in the past two days, go in to find out if they are doing something 'yin' conspiracy again, of course this is not the main thing, the most important thing is that Erica and Elsa asked in every possible way, they want to participate in this mission, damn it, their 'chest' is dangling in front of my eyes, I was fascinated for a while, so I was 'confused'' I vaguely agreed to them, and I was not worried about their safety, so I asked you to go with you to protect their safety! Remember, you must bring the two of them back intact!!" Jie Shibang said solemnly.
Uncle,The mess that this 'made' by this in Jieshibang,Tell me to clean up.。。。 I frowned and said, "It's not that I don't want to help you, it's that my identity is different now, and you know, I'm a 'master' now, how can I casually go with a group of little guys to find out the enemy's situation? Besides, don't you just let the twin sisters go? You just say you changed your mind!"
Jie Shibang shook his finger and said: "That's not good, in front of the beautiful 'girl', I have always been gentle and honest, now let me change my words, my good image in their minds will definitely collapse in an instant! So, boy, I will wronged you once this time, as for your current identity, you can declare to the outside world that you want to go into the forest to relax! You must protect them, otherwise when you come back, I will definitely tell all your secrets! If you don't go, I will tell the secret now!! ”
But if he dares to come and threaten me, how can he not leave behind? If I kill him, maybe my secret will be revealed immediately, and it seems that this time I can only compromise, I took a deep breath and said, "When is it to go?"
"Two hours later, gather at our camp, you clean up first, by the way, tell Kong An, rest assured, as long as you escort the twin sisters back safely, I will definitely help you keep the secret, in fact, it's not bad to have you under such a guise, I can use your existence to make the Thousand Beginnings Academy more famous, wahahaha... Jasborn smiled and walked out.
Kong An is the name of the majestic middle-aged man, he comes from the first-class family 'Kong family', is the younger brother of the current head of the family, and has a lot of say in the family.
I secretly cursed two damn Jieshibang, then turned on the communicator, dialed Du Xiaoxiao's number, and after a while, the communicator was connected, and Du Xiaoxiao's stereoscopic image was projected, and she said with a smile: "See the master senior!"
"Okay Xiaoxiao, don't make fun of me, how are you doing in the academy?"
"Thanks to you, I'm in the spotlight now, now almost all mankind knows about you, the two barbarian attacks, all because of your relationship, the loss of the human race has been reduced a lot, and you have broken into the barbarian alone, and got back the invisible cloth and the soul-dissolving 'flower' poison, Xiao Lei is now coaxing every day, calling himself 'master's brother-in-law', I'm afraid I'm about to learn badly, you have to communicate with him when you have time." Du Xiaoxiao chuckled and said, "Also, why do you seem to be a little unhappy?"
"You can see it ... Xiaoxiao, I've been threatened by the damn Jie Shibang... I said with some frustration in my head.
"Huh, what's wrong?"
"Xiaoxiao, you also know, I'm not a master at all, 'making' such a big movement, it's entirely because of the Xingyue Bow, and this slut of Jieshibang threatened me with this, asking me to promise him one thing, if I don't agree, he will 'reveal' my secret, this damn 'bastard', I even wanted to kill him directly just now... ”
"Huh?!Don't do anything to him!" Du Xiaoxiao said solemnly.
"Why? Xiaoxiao, what do you know? Tell me!"
"Well, do you think that the dean is just an ordinary person? In fact, it is not like that, he is very low-key, rarely appears, and it can even be said that he has almost never appeared in a positive way before! The affairs of the academy have always been managed by the vice president, and when my family was still strong, I have read some secret information, which records that the dean of the Thousand Beginnings Academy is a hidden master, at least at the prefecture level or above! You remember, don't do anything to him!"
I frowned, nodded and said, "Okay, I've made a note of it." Sometimes, you're still 'pretty useful'. I quipped.
Du Xiaoxiao also pursed her lips and chuckled and said, "You have to pay attention to safety there, I'll wait for you to come back... ”
Du Xiaoxiao's words made my heart feel warm, and after chatting for a few more sentences, I hung up the communicator and pondered. Jie Shibang is not an ordinary person, but he has always pretended to be an ordinary person, and even asked me to protect the twin sisters, what does he want to do? What is the intention for me? No, if there is an attempt on me, he would have done it a long time ago, why do you have to wait until now? I thought about it for a long time, but I still couldn't figure it out, so I didn't think about it anymore, adjusted my facial expression, and walked out with my hands behind my back indifferently...
I found Kong An, and said to him lightly, Kong An didn't ask much, walked out of Kong An's residence, and I walked towards the camp where the Thousand Beginnings Academy was stationed.
As soon as I arrived outside the camp, I heard a crisp 'female' voice coming from inside: "What? Dean, you mean, let Rex go with us?! I think it's better to forget it, it's just a small task, we don't dare to work on his big hand, the dean's kindness we understand, but I believe that just me and my sister can also complete this task very well... ”