Chapter 17: Valentine's Day Battle (2)
After cleaning up the battlefield, sorry, after tidying up the messy department of the restaurant, the soy sauce group returned to their dormitories to get their textbooks and prepare to start their day.
As for Cecilia, who fell asleep in bed, Alicia had no choice but to lie that she had a cold and fever.
But today Alicia didn't have a chance to tell the lie.
When the clock rang at eight o'clock, Chrissy showed up in the classroom of the first year class A of the Department of Magic. Little Lori stretched her neck and looked out of the window, but she almost cramped.
Seeing this, Chrissy's eyebrows couldn't help but start jumping wildly, she took a lazy look at the roll call book with a chocolate bar in her mouth and said, "Alicia Harris, don't look out, the sun rises in the east normally today." ”
Alicia let out a long sigh of relief.
"Hey, what's the deal with your reassuring look as if you've just escaped the apocalypse from the apocalypse?" ”
"Norman Kerich. ”
"Here!" replied the super big guy who had just pushed the door in and sat down next to little Lori.
"Very well, the roll call is over. Chrissy said, closing the roll call.
Even if this stupid big guy encounters all kinds of bizarre things on the way to class every day, causing him to be late every day, you can't name him like that, right......?! Oh no, somebody's called in sick!]
"Alright, boys. Chrissy clapped her hands and focused everyone's attention and said, "I heard that you boys are planning to do some activities on Valentine's Day with the first-year martial arts class A on the other side of the academy, right?
[By the way, Mentor Chrissy, how did you know about such a thing as "The Secret Garden"...... Aren't you a big reader, too?]
There was silence in the classroom. Alicia could even hear a mosquito hiding in a heated school building that had luckily not frozen to death gracefully land on the tip of Norman's nose next to her, bow down and say, "You are so handsome, your mysterious temperament and handsome appearance make my heart pound." I have a reluctant request here: May I kiss you?"
So Norman, the stupid cow who didn't understand the amorous feelings, reached out and slapped the delicate Miss Mosquito into a film.
Of course, the above monologue of the mosquito that was slapped to death was just a brain supplement for little Lori, but the crisp slap also brought back the boys who were scared by Chrissy and began to deny it in every possible way.
"Shut up for me!" Chrissy shouted impatiently, "Since you have done it, you will happily admit that you are now chirping crookedly and shirking responsibility as ugly as a duck that has blown up a nest, and you are still not a gentleman!!"
[Mentor Chrissy, you laughed at ......]
Looking at the boys below who lowered their heads and pretended to be good babies, Chrissy suddenly had a green muscle on her head: "What's the matter? Why don't you gasp for breath? I heard that you were very enthusiastic when you discussed it with the other side, and you were almost about to fight, right? Is this kind of competition for the girls you received chocolate fun?"
Except for a few boys who didn't go to the group with expressions of "I'm going to provoke whom", the boys in the class were silent. It is said that death does not explode in silence, and in the depressive atmosphere, someone chooses the latter.
I saw Joey stand up abruptly and say loudly: "Mentor! This event represents the romance of our boys! Compared to those jealous winners in life who easily receive chocolates from girls, we usually inconspicuous boys have never spoken to girls a few times on weekdays. Can we just watch those guys stink in front of us!? No, we have to fight back! And this event plan is a manifestation of our unyieldingness!"
Excited, Joey waved his arms vigorously when he said that he was forgetful, and the boys in the class echoed loudly.
[You can't be a German mustache with a soul pierced......]
Chrissy held the podium tightly in her hands and hung her head, her whole body trembling. ,
Michelle leaned over and whispered, "Sister Ellie, why does Mentor Chrissy look angry?"
Alicia crooked the corners of her mouth: "Look at it, she's not angry." ”
Chrissy slapped the podium hard and shouted:
"It's worthy of being a student of the old lady, so imposing!!Since you're going to compete with the guys on the other end, you must win!!! That being said, I won't force the girls in the class to give you little bastards chocolates, if you want, give me the honest and real skills to fight for it!!"
Elysia: "See?"
Michelle: "Really, it looks very motivated. ”
The boys were stunned for a moment, and then they all cheered.
[I know you're all excited, but who is that, please don't shout "Long live Queen Chrissie", okay!?]
"I repeat, you must receive chocolates from the girls themselves. If the old lady finds out which timid guy dares to force a girl, hum, you know the end, right?" Chrissy threatened by pinching her knuckles with a chocolate bar, and the temperature in the classroom suddenly dropped several degrees, "So, try to do it as quickly as possible!
[Hey, what's the deal with that boosting favorability?And why is it getting worse and worse when you go to the back?Anyway, the last one is a serious opposition to what you said earlier, you can't force girls!?You're afraid that the world won't be chaotic, you bad teacher!]
"Oh~~~~~~~~~~~~!!" Suddenly, the classroom was filled with wolf howls.
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After school, Alicia came to the activity department room and lay down on the sofa: "This time it's really going to be lively." ”
Sophia smiled and said, "Isn't that better? On Valentine's Day, we can also take advantage of the popularity of the event to sell our products at a good price." ”
"Hopefully nothing will go wrong then. Alicia shrugged, "Do you think the guys who are fighting for the girls' chocolates can stay together in peace?"
No one answered.
Suddenly, the door of the ministry was slammed open, and Li Huayin and Ilya walked in. I only heard Li Huayin say excitedly: "I said, have you heard, our class and the boys in your class have a big event." “
"Ah, I heard. Alicia waved her hand weakly, "I heard about it from the tutor in our class, and she also expressed her support for this event. ”
"Well, the tutor in our class agrees. Li Huayin found a chair and sat down as she said, "It seems that the chocolate contest received in this competition is very popular." ”
"Huh, your mentor agreed?" Little Lori couldn't help but be amazed, it was so strange that there was a martial arts teacher in the Garden of Hope who had the same score as Chris.
"Well, although he agreed, he seemed reluctant. Li Huayin thought for a while and said, "And it seems that there is still a wound on his face, it is estimated that he was in a bad mood after losing the training with someone, so he was angry and agreed to this kind of activity, right?"
[Mentor Chrissy, aren't you really a warrior......]
"In this way, everyone has to be prepared to face the endless harassment of the boys. Sophia sipped the black tea ceremony elegantly on the side, "Actually, soft grinding and hard brewing is also a good method, I don't know how many people can think of it." ”
"If it's soft and hard, I'll make that guy eight minutes old every day. When Alicia said this, she obviously glanced at Li Huayin, who was lying on the table next to her and drooling at the few women in the room.
"Hey, why am I getting shot while lying on my stomach?" Li Huayin straightened up and said loudly.
"Because you're a warrior, and you just ordered taunts. ”
"Alright, alright, you two. Sophia dissuaded, and then she figured out a rough wrapped cuboid carton and placed it on the table, "If you have time to play a game there, you might as well prepare your own chocolate." ”
"Is this chocolate?" Chassi, who was nearby, picked it up and looked at it for a while and asked, "How much did you buy it?"
Sophia took out a small silk folding fan out of nowhere and half-covered her mouth and smiled: "Ah, how can the chocolate I bought convey my heart? Of course, this is the one I made yesterday." ”,
Poor Chasy was suddenly frightened into a bright snow-white with all his beautiful silver hair, and even the winter snow rabbit was dwarfed.
"Throw it away!" Li Huayin shouted, as if Chasy was holding a smoking grenade.
Alicia couldn't help but tilt her head and say, "Now, even if you smeared the chocolate you bought with chili sauce, it would be much more reliable than giving away this dangerous thing." At least the former won't kill anyone!!"
"Alright then, in that case, I'll go buy one. Sophia sighed and said with pity on her face.
"Is it already accepted to apply chili sauce...... Chasi couldn't help but have black lines on his head.
"I don't understand why humans are so keen on a sweet tooth. Is there any point?" asked Yue Ge, who was sitting on the side reading the book, raised her head leisurely.
"Ah, Moon Song, are you there?" said Alicia, stunned.
"Actually, I wasn't supposed to be here, but because a guy remembered that there was still me among the members of the club, I showed up right here and now. ”
"May I consider this a subtle protest?" said Alicia, waving her hand, "Alright, who told you that you are a pseudo-three-nothingness whose sense of existence is infinitely close to zero." Ilya can tell you about your question. ”
No one answered, and Ilya fell asleep on a table near the door.
Little Lori couldn't help but be full of bruises: "Hey, this guy shouldn't be a woman dressed as a man, right?"
Li Huayin was inexplicable: "How do you say this? I, Michelle and Ilya grew up together, isn't it clear whether he is a male or a mother?"
"Generally speaking, there are adolescent boys who fall asleep in a room full of beautiful girls except him!?"
Michelle tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly raised her index finger and said, "Maybe he stayed up late the night before?"
"No, Michelle. Li Huayin solemnly patted Michelle on the shoulder and said seriously, "He fell asleep because he was tired of playing with the girls in the room." ”
Alicia silently walked up and gently held Li Huayin's hand, and in the surprised and happy eyes of the other party, she was electrocuted into a charred black object.
"It's the meaning of your words that is easy to misunderstand, right!?" Li Huayin protested while lying on the ground.
"Then there's no need to say to a natural stay, you perverted girl! Do you want to turn a natural stay into a natural black!?"
"There's nothing wrong with that, I'm teaching Michelle about it. Li Huayin, who was lying down, took advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime posture and suddenly lifted Elicia's skirt and poked her head in, "Oh, today is the cute and seductive pink lace edge of the water spirit." Eun, it's a good taste. ”
Alicia took out the Sword of Victory, which was very large for her height from the bracelet, and squatted down against Li Huayin's neck: "Do you want to die once?"
"Hey, hey, that's not your line, is it? and your voice doesn't fit such a cold tone at all!"
"Okay, I'll change a line that suits my tsundere voice - go die twice!!"
"Hey!?The number of times has increased!?"
Sophia saw that the pair of living treasures were about to start their routine fight again, and hurriedly stopped: "Okay, you two, it's better to wake up Ilya first and let him answer Yuege's questions." Michelle, you go and call him up. ”
Michelle agreed, came to the sleeping Ilya and shook him gently: "Ilya, wake up." ”
Then, something happened that left the people in the room stunned and didn't have time to react.
I saw that after being shaken a few times by Michelle, Ilya in her sleep suddenly stretched out her right hand and pulled the confused natural fool into her arms, and then began to hand her up and down. Michelle, who was half a beat slower to react, looked at Ilya, who was obviously sleepwalking, and climbed her hands up her towering twin peaks and round buttocks.
Just when Lori thinks she's going to smile like all natural fools and say, "Ah, Elijah, you're so naughty when you sleep", Michelle suddenly blushes as if she is about to drip blood, and her head is full of steam, screaming "Woohoo" and starting to struggle. Although this look is also very cute, the scene in front of her still shatters Little Lori's fantasy of being natural.
"Hey, I've been training so well, Michelle finally realized the difference between men and women. Li Huayin straightened his chest, and said proudly with a look of "I'm great". ,
"You bare, bring back my natural dreams!!"
Michelle writhed in Elijah's arms, struggling desperately to get out of it. But Elijah is a boy, Michelle is a girl, he is a warrior, she is a magician, and there is a world of difference in the comparison of close-quarters strength, how can she break free? This is like the big bad wolf caught Little Red Riding Hood, the strange uncle caught Little Lori, the Venus girl caught the little white face, the strong sister caught the weak Qi Zhengtai, and the novice Akmund, who was passing by playing soy sauce in the novice area, casually caught the rookie rookie who was leveling up and doing tasks.
Just when Michelle was almost emotional under Elijah's unconscious "caresses" and no one went up to rescue her, and Alicia suspected that this guy was a big villain who usually pretended to be honest but was actually sullen in his stomach and was dreaming about some river crab scenes, his next sentence made the scene in front of him even more joyful:
"Hmm, a lot of hamburgers and roast goose......"
"What do you foodies think of Michelle's beautiful, plump figure!?" Alicia grabbed the metal tea tray on the table and threw it over.
With a "bang", the tea tray accurately hit Elijah's head, causing the two who were already shaking in the chair because of Michelle's struggle to fall to the ground, forming a classic push-down posture in which Michelle was facing each other face to face and affectionately on Ilya.
Ilya finally woke up. Illia was stunned and speechless when she noticed Michelle beneath her with her hair disheveled, her cheeks crimson and weeping, and her right hand still pressed against her left side of her chest. He hadn't even forgotten to stand up, just staring at the girl in silence.
It contains both the noble and graceful eternal loyalty between Artoria and Gilgamesh, and the fierce passion of the iron and fire between Optimus Prime and Megatron, and the gorgeous love between Shimura and Shishio, as well as the faint fragrance of lilies between the red and mercury lamps.
Well, the above paragraph is a mouthpiece.
At the moment when the hero and heroine of this romantic comedy and its sore audience were silent, the door of the room was opened, and standing outside was Cecilia, who had just woken up: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I'm coming, late, ......"
Her eyes were focused on the two hugging each other on the floor, and her face flushed.
"Sorry to interrupt!" Cecilia said as she hurriedly closed the door.
After a moment, the door was pushed open again. Cecilia said loudly, "Hey, isn't it right!, why are there so many people watching the show and playing soy sauce inside!?"
"Because it was a pure accident that those two people became what they are now. Alicia said with a shrug.
"What kind of accident does it take to be like this!?"
"No way, who told people to have the aura of the lord of the queen (divine beast) palace?"
Only then did Ilya react and hurriedly stood up, and then helped Michelle to her feet: "I'm sorry, Michelle. Are you alright?"
Michelle lowered her head and blushed her face and hurriedly tidied up her clothes, and shook her head gently.
Alicia looked at the two people who were in an awkward atmosphere, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly.
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Yuege: "Speaking of which, no one has answered my question yet after this chapter is over." ”
I'm sorry I forgot about you again......