Section 335 Efficient Advertising
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I thought the young man was familiar just now, but now I suddenly remembered, it turned out that this guy was the person I saw in the forest two days ago, when he was hiding in a tree, listening to him, he saw the whole process of my shot, and also saw me on the barbarian's teleportation array, now there may be trouble... I'm back here this time.,Just want to say goodbye to Jie Shibang.,I've found the soul-dissolving 'flower'.,I can also go back.,And Jie Shibang is also the dean anyway.,Don't say goodbye to him.,It's not good to go back directly.,But I didn't expect this kind of fork.。。。
At this time, the focus of the whole room became me, everyone was looking at me, and a dignified middle-aged man said, "May I ask what is your identity?
I pursed my lips secretly, the Ziling Army who said fart in my heart, and the **Silk Army, labor and management have nothing to do with the Ziling Army, but now it seems that there is a danger of being exposed, and I must start talking nonsense! My expression immediately became indifferent, and I said with a master's attitude: "How can the identity of the old man be found out indiscriminately?!"
Everyone present suddenly began to be uncertain, and said in their hearts that this guy has a really big shelf, is he really a member of the Purple Ling Army? If it is true, he must not be rude, and he calls himself an old man, and he may really be a strong man who has lived for many years.
Twin sister Erica muttered at this time: "Is he really a strong man who can't hide his 'dew'? my sister also said that he is not as weak as he appears to be 'exposed', if he really fights, he may be able to fight with us to a draw, now it seems that it is not just as simple as a tie? he is simply an old monster... ”
The majestic middle-aged man put down the shelf and hurriedly said, "It's rude." ”
I nodded and said, "Well, I just went to the barbarians for a spin, and I've not been in a good mood lately, so I went to the barbarians to relax and enjoy the scenery of the barbarians... After saying this, even I have the urge to kick myself a few feet, this Nima is too good to blow, and I went to the barbarians to relax, enjoy the scenery, and forget that I just arrived when the barbarians were almost killed by others...
Another middle-aged man dressed in a fancy costume said, "Your Excellency is indeed a master. ”
I waved my hand and said angrily: "Don't slap the old man's ass, the old man went to the barbarians this time to relax, it's not that he didn't gain anything, I found that the little guys of the barbarians actually developed a kind of cloth that can be invisible, I brought back one, and I also found that the barbarians 'got' the soul-dissolving 'flower' out of nowhere, and they have refined the soul-dissolving 'flower' into a poisonous 'medicine' and smeared it on the weapon." The soul dissolves the 'flower' poison, and the body and soul of the poisoned person collapse at the same time, and there is no solution!
"Ahh
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid of it~~~," said a few people with foreign accents.
Everyone present was shocked to the extreme at this time, the barbarians also have super strong people, and he can actually say that breaking into the barbarians is scattered, and he can easily discover the secrets of the barbarians, so it can be seen that this is definitely a legendary powerhouse!! The majestic middle-aged man said to me respectfully at this time: "Senior, I wonder if you can lend us these two things for research and research? After all, the barbarian invasion is a big deal, if we find a way to crack it, I believe we can defeat the barbarians with smaller losses!"
I nodded and said, "Yes! Research is a must! But I have decided to 'hand' over this research task to the 'Qu Ni Mei' pharmacy chain!"
"Qu Nimei's 'drug' chain store?" the majestic middle-aged man repeated, "What's that?"
"It is a 'drug' store that has just been in business for a few years, although they have not been in business for a long time, but now they have opened 78 branches in the second continent! They have good after-sales service, 'fine' English development team, pollution-free production, all kinds of novel products to open your eyes, and the price is fair, Tong Su is not deceitful... "Speaking of which, my voice lowered slightly, and my heart said that although I advertised, the advertisement was too obvious, and it was clear that the 'drug' store was opened by me, which is not good...
I coughed lightly twice, and the look in my eyes was full of memories and continued: "One day three years ago, I passed through a small village, there was a poor boy in the village, he was very unlucky, he was born with 'sexual' polio, cerebral lack of strings, squint mouth, crooked menstrual irregularities, and his parents were crying very sadly, and I kindly introduced them to Qu Nimei's 'medicine' pharmacy chain store, and after they went, it only took three days for the poor boy to be cured! And they also have the strength to be able to research this kind of thing, so I decided that I must 'hand' these two things over to Qu Nimei 'drug' chain store to study!!"
The dignified middle-aged man said: "Well, listening to the description of my predecessors, I am also full of confidence in this 'medicine' chain store!"
"Of course. "At that time, after the unfortunate little boy was cured, the parents of the little boy gave Qu Nimei a pennant with the inscription 'Dawn of 300 million brain-dead children!!'. So I suggest that in the future, everyone will go to Qu Nimei's 'medicine' chain store to buy 'medicine', mention my name, and there will be discounts for large quantities!!~~"
I said in my heart that it's not bad to take this opportunity to pretend to be two, you know, this house is full of big people, all of them are people sent by major forces, including eight first-class families, as well as the forces of major cities, this advertisement is done, it will definitely have a great effect!
But what I can get my hands on now is the Xingyue Bow, if I use other abilities, I will definitely expose myself, such as a doppelganger, people can see at a glance that my doppelganger is very weak, only five or six levels of strength, so I resolutely can't do the doppelganger again in public, just take the Xingyue Bow a few times.
And I'm about to fall asleep, so before I fall asleep, advertise more and pull customers.
The dignified middle-aged man said: "I want to contact Qu Nimei's 'medicine' store and buy 50,000 bottles of high-grade healing 'medicine' in the name of my Kong family as materials for this war!"
At this moment, a person walked in outside, stood at the entrance of the 'door' and said: "Report! There is a person outside who claims to be the president of the 'Qu Nimei' pharmacy chain, and wants to come in and ask for a meeting, and he says that he wants to praise... ”
Before he could finish the word 'sponsorship', I hurriedly interrupted, "Let him in!"
The person at the 'door' didn't know me, and at this time he hesitated, and the majestic middle-aged man said, "Let him come in!"
"Yes!" the man saluted, turned and walked out.
I said, "Hehe, here, you are more majestic than me... ”
The majestic middle-aged man hurriedly bent down and saluted and said, "The juniors don't dare." ”
"Hmm. I nodded and continued to pretend to be B and asked, "You just said that you are from the Confucian family? When I was in retreat more than 700 years ago, the Confucian family was still a third-rate family, but I didn't expect that in just a few hundred years, the Confucian family has become a first-class family. ”
The reason why I say this is because I once read in books that the Confucian family only gradually emerged from 400 years ago, and they have always been a third-rate family until then.
At this time, the fat man walked in from outside, and I beckoned to the fat man and said, "Boy, come here." "Then he secretly gave the fat man a 'look'.
The fat man understood, walked over to me, came to my side, and I pointed to the majestic middle-aged man and introduced: "He is from the Kong family, after my introduction, he decided to buy 50,000 bottles of high-grade treatment 'medicine' in your 'medicine' chain store, I hope you will send this batch of supplies over as soon as possible, the battle here is urgent!"
The majestic middle-aged man looked at the fat man at this time, and put up the shelf again: "Yes, after the introduction of the seniors, I decided to buy 50,000 bottles of high-grade therapeutic 'medicine' from your 'medicine' store in the name of the Kong family, if your 'medicine' is good, we can still cooperate for a long time!" When the majestic middle-aged man talked about me, he actually immediately changed from a tiger to a kitten. This scene made the fat man's eyes widen, and his eyes were full of incredulity.
I looked at the fat man, put my hands behind my back and said indifferently: "Boy, you come out, I have some 'private' things to ask you." ”
As he spoke, he didn't take a look at everyone present, and walked out directly with elegant steps, looking like he had entered a no-man's land. The fat man was stunned, smiled and nodded a few times around, and ran out, we walked to a place where there was no one, I wrapped me and the fat man with my 'essence' divine power, my face was indifferent, but I said anxiously: "Fat man, quickly take out your little anti-detection mechanical ball, our conversation can't be heard by anyone." ”
Without saying a word, the fat man took out his magical machine, and after he took out the metal ball last time, my 'spirit' divine power could not detect him. The fat man pressed the mechanical ball a few times, and the mechanical ball lit up, and at the same time floated automatically, an invisible force emanated, and all my 'essence' divine power was forced to be retracted. I smiled evilly and said: "Fatty, don't be so surprised, I was just pretending to be B in it just now, and it has a great effect, we don't need to sponsor this time, they will also rush to buy it, wahahaha... ”
"Brother Lei, Boss Lei, you are too fierce, do you know who the middle-aged man who talked to me just now is? Although he is not the head of the Kong family, he is the younger brother of the head of the family, and he can be regarded as the second-in-command of the Kong family. The fat man said.