Section 298 Rainy days
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"That's a good theory, fat man, but not all businesses can use this theory. ”
"Of course, as you said yourself, not all of them will work, but there are still some that can be used. The fat man patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, with my brother here, your worries are unnecessary." Tell me what you want to do."
I looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and said in a deep voice: "In my hometown, there is a lucrative profession called blind massage... ”
"Oh, blind massage?" repeated the fat man, and then asked, "What kind of profession is that?" ”
"Of course, how can you see through the power of blind massage?" I said contemptuously: "And my current conditions are very suitable for the entrepreneurial needs of blind massage." ”
"What is there to make money from this blind man's massage? Literally, isn't it just to let the blind go to massage? Why do you say that this is a profiteering industry? Besides, there are too few blind people, except for some specific ones," the fat man asked puzzled.
"Fatty, this is what you don't know, right? This 'blind man', of course, can't be an ordinary blind person, we need to find some special beautiful 'women' blind people, so as to attract more customers... "I said in a good way.
"Well, Rex, you don't want to be in that kind of business, are you? The fat man smacked his lips and complimented.
Of course I know what the fat man is referring to, I said angrily: "The novelty of the fart!'Mess' thinking, I want to do a serious business, I have long found out, there is no massage parlor in the Third Realm, we open a whole chain of massage parlors in the Third Realm, and we will definitely make money! As for the problem of blind people, although there are few blind people, they still exist, just like me... ”
"Come on. The fat man said, "You go to give people a massage, and point out that they will come again next time?" I will go about the same, and the guests are deeply shocked by my handsome appearance, so they will definitely come again next time. ”
"Okay, then I'll hire you fat man, anyway, you have nothing to do all day and just sleep, since you are so confident, then you can go and help me pull guests." I quipped, "Anyway, with 20 percent of your shares, the more customers you take, the more money we make." "I said in a weird way.
The fat man heard the ridicule in my tone, and he didn't get angry, but said, "I think so too, but you don't really plan to do this, do you?" Although you haven't started yet, I can foresee that the benefits should not be too high. ”
"This problem will be 'handed over' to you, fat man, in a few days we will go to choose an address, and then post small advertisements everywhere in the city to recruit massage 'women', how about it?" I laughed, and at this time, we also walked to the cafeteria, and ordered nearly 20 dishes, the fat man was willing to stop, I asked the fat man: "Fat man, you don't lose 'fat'?"
The fat man replied: "In a few days, there will be a 'medicine', and I will lose a fart 'fat', besides, I haven't seen you for more than a month, we have to celebrate, and at the same time, we must also celebrate our chain of blind massage!"
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Four days have passed in the blink of an eye, and in the past few days, my eyes will sting for an hour every day, the pain is unbearable, and then in the next three hours, maybe when, some bruising will come out of my eyes, and to this day, although I can't see anything, my eyes can already feel the light, which is a precursor to being healed.
The fat man said it was a big deal and that he had to celebrate.
But my eyes just hurt and I was sweating, so I smiled and said, "Okay, celebrate, celebrate, you just want to find an excuse to eat, and you use me as a cover every time... Wait, I'll go take a shower, change my clothes, and then we'll go. With that, I walked to the bathroom with Xixue in my arms.
Xi Xue hates to take a bath, and every time she looks at me with big watery eyes, she looks very pitiful...
After taking a shower, I changed into a white 'colored' robe, hugged Xi Xue, and walked downstairs with the fat man.
It's noon, the weather has been very bad these days, it's raining continuously, now, the sky is raining, if it is calculated according to the division of the sixth realm, it should be regarded as moderate rain, the fat man took out a small 'flower' umbrella from the space ring, and then looked at me contemptuously.
I smiled a little and wrapped myself in the 'essence' divine power, forming a spherical cover, although the 'essence' divine power could not be used as a defense, but it was still no problem to block the rain.
The pedestrians on the road have umbrellas, and some deliberately get drenched in the rain, but I am the only one who uses the 'essence' divine power as a shield like me, and the pedestrians on the road have looked at me and don't know what this is 'hidden energy', and for a while, my return rate is as high as 100%.
"Huh, isn't that Rex? His shield is so handsome, what is it? a high-tech product? or some special hidden power?" the two 'girl' students whispered.
Another 'girl' also said with little stars in her eyes: "Yes, look at the little embroidery in his arms, cute to death, and Rex's red 'colored' eyes, handsome to death... ”
"Alas, it's a pity, no matter how good a person is, he is also a famous grass, Rex is Du Xiaoxiao's, how good is Du Xiaoxiao? The first 'girl' said with some loss.
"That's what you don't know, right? Actually, there's nothing between Rex and Du Xiaoxiao, it's just that everyone rumors that the two of them have been childhood sweethearts since childhood... ”
My 'spirit' is very sharp, and I can hear these talks clearly, and when I hear this, I can only shake my head secretly.
Xi Xue, who has always been very well-behaved in her arms, suddenly has little paws and volleys in the air at this time, huh? How can this be? What's wrong with Xi Xue? Hungry? No, I just absorbed the demon pill in the morning, according to common sense, I shouldn't be hungry at this time, Xi Xue absorbed the demon pill once in the morning and once in the evening, but now it's obviously noon...
Soon, I found the reason for Xi Xue's emotional instability.
In the distance, under a green umbrella, stood two pretty figures. It was Du Xiaoxiao and Grace! Du Xiaoxiao's green 'colored' hair formed a beautiful landscape in the rain.
At this time, she was looking in my direction with complicated eyes, and I didn't want to entangle with her, so I whispered to the fat man next to me: "Fat man, wait a moment to see Du Xiaoxiao and Grace, you just pretend not to know." ”
"Why?" the fat man asked, confused.
"There are some inexplicable issues between us, but you just have to listen to me. I said lightly.
"I rub ... It can't be that you made someone's belly bigger, and you don't want to care about it now, right? It doesn't make sense, it's only been a little more than a month, and even if you're pregnant, you can't test it. The fat man exclaimed.
"Fuck off. I scolded angrily, and then continued to walk forward with the fat man.
Du Xiaoxiao and the two also walked towards each other, my eyes kept facing ahead, as if I didn't see them, Grace seemed to want to say hello to us, but was stopped by Du Xiaoxiao, Grace looked at Du Xiaoxiao suspiciously, Du Xiaoxiao didn't answer, and just like me, he looked ahead, as if he didn't see us.
The rain was still falling, falling into the puddles on the ground, splashing layers of ripples, and we pretended to be strangers to each other, just like the scenes in some bloody movies, and this scene also attracted many passers-by walking in the rain.
Suddenly, two lines of blood flowed from my eyes...
When Du Xiaoxiao saw this scene, he was like being struck by lightning, his footsteps stopped, and he looked at me in shock. And many passers-by also stopped, with surprised expressions on their faces.
Of course I knew that I had 'menstruation' again, well, it would be more accurate to call it Nikkei, I didn't care about the blood, but directly took the fat man and passed by Du Xiaoxiao. At this moment, Du Xiaoxiao also closed his eyes, and then continued to walk forward with Grace with heavy steps.
Walking into the cafeteria, the fat man gossiped and asked, "Rex, do you really take Du Xiaoxiao... You two look weird, tell me what's going on, now we're business partners, you can't hide it from me. ”
"Even if it's a business partner, I don't have to tell you all about my 'private' affairs, do I? why don't you tell me who you really are?" I asked rhetorically.
"What can't be said about this?" said the fat man grinningly, "I come from an ordinary farming family, and my parents are farming, it's as simple as that." ”
"Nonsense, a child from a peasant family will have a demon pill that will get to the black market on the 'door' road? A child from a peasant family will not care about tens of millions of spirit coupons? A child from a peasant family can find the legendary 'medicine' of Yanjin 'flower'?" I said with a look of not believing it when I was killed.
"What I said is true!" said the fat man with an innocent face.
"Good. I nodded and said, "Don't you want to know what's going on with Du Xiaoxiao? Then I'll tell you, in fact, after going to her house last time, I saw the shampoo she used at her house, and I didn't like that brand of shampoo the most, and then I asked her to change to a different brand, but she didn't agree, and just like that, we had a fight." ”
"I don't believe it!" said the fat man, "What about you bluffing children? You can make up a reasonable story, who would believe such a bad story?"
I spread my hands and said, "Believe it or not, I said it anyway." ”
"Revenge! You are Chiguoguo's revenge!" The fat man protested: "Don't talk about it, the simple matter was so complicated by you, Winnie and I won't be so complicated, hehe, Winnie will come back in a few days, and then I will run out of 'fattening' and 'medicine', she will see a super handsome guy, Rex, do you think she will be crazy for me and scream for me? The fat man laughed coquettishly. . .
Today's one watch, tomorrow's three watches...