Volume 14 The Last Battle Chapter 961 The Brain-Dead Emperor
. The Imperial Palace of the United States, Hu Wei came here to know what it means to make a merchant girl not know the hatred of the country. Rapid updates
Now when is it that the emperor of the United States actually has a breakfast, and he is so particular about pomp. Even if you invite someone to breakfast today, you don't need to do this.
When Hu Wei and the others arrived, the emperor of the United States had not yet come, and there were more than fifty palace maids in a row, and more than a hundred pairs of eyes were watching the three of them. Sam should have been accustomed to this kind of pomp and circumstance, and there was no special reaction, while Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng were very uncomfortable by those eyes.
Hu Wei whispered to Lin Zhengfeng: "Look at it, people are also emperors, and you are also emperors, have you ever made such a show?"
Lin Zhengfeng smiled bitterly: "Don't talk about me, you can be regarded as an emperor-level figure, have you ever done this again?"
Hu Wei waved his hand and said, "Don't get involved with me, I'm not an emperor."
At best, it's just a soldier, and it's still the kind of soldier who is the hardest and most tired!"
After waiting for half an hour, Hu Yi finally couldn't help but ask Sam, "Uncle Sam, you don't want to just let us exhibit here, your emperor, check ...... yes, what's Chalfi?"
Sam shook his head and said, "Your Majesty's boat is not something we can guess, when you should come, you will come." ”
Hu Wei rolled his eyes and said, "Then can we go out for a while?"
"What are you going to do?" Sam didn't quite understand what Hu Wei said.
Hu Wei rubbed his stomach and said: "Go out and eat some soy milk fritters or something, fill your stomach first,
Otherwise, it will rebel in a while. ”
Sam was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Young marshal, don't be joking, Your Majesty will come over at any time, in case he doesn't see you when he comes, it's a big crime." "When he saw the emperor, he ran out to eat soy milk fritters, and he couldn't think of this kind of thing.
"I bought it for him, or whatever. He is your emperor, not my emperor. Hu Wei patted Lin Zhengfeng and said, "See, this is also an emperor, he has been waiting here for a long time, is that a big crime?"
"Alas, I'm Hu Wei, this has nothing to do with me, don't pull me in. I think it's a good idea to wait. The mountains and rivers here are good, and there are so many beauties to see, even if you wait until noon, there is no problem. By the way, I also ate lunch together, how good it must be. ”
Lin Zhengfeng's words were said to Hu Wei, but in fact they were for Sam. Sam was told by the two of them with guns and sticks, and his face was a little unbearable. However, he is also a giant who has lost power, even if he can't control Emperor Chalfi, he can't control Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng, and now he can only endure this, and now he finally understands what it means to be a phoenix that takes off its "hair" is not as good as a chicken.
This breakfast invited by the emperor made Hu Wei understand what it means for a merchant girl to not know the hatred of the country, which will make Sam understand what it means to be a phoenix that takes off its "hair" is not as good as a chicken.
After waiting for at least an hour, Emperor Chalfi was late. This is the second time Hu Wei has come to the United States, but it is also the first time he has seen Emperor Chalfi. What to say about the first impression of Emperor Chalfi on Hu Wei, it is really not easy to say in adjectives, if you compare people with a kind of image, it will be easier. When Hu Wei saw this Charfi Emperor, the first thing that came to his mind was the rich second generation.
Yes, Chalfi's first feeling to Hu Wei was not like an emperor, but like a rich second generation. Look at him like that, oily hair and powdery face, the big man actually wears makeup, no matter how you look at it, it makes people feel very uncomfortable. Thinking of eating at the same table with such a person for a while, Hu Wei felt bursts of sour water rising out.
Lin Zhengfeng was also stunned for a while when he saw Chalfi, his previous clothes were already different enough in the Tianfeng Continent. And the one in front of him is even more excessive than him. Look at what kind of playstuff he wears, it's popular, you know that he is the emperor, and you don't know where you think it's a play!
I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, when Chalfi came out, he didn't look at Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng, but walked straight to the table and sat down.
Uncle Sam gave Hu Wei a look at the two, Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng didn't bother to pay attention to him, he had no choice but to bow down and come to Chalfey by himself, and said, "Sam saw my emperor." ”...,
Hu Wei glanced at Sam, it's not bad, this great giant of the United States doesn't need to kneel, which is what Hu Youting likes. When civilization reaches a certain stage, equality between people is gradually manifested.
Erfei snorted at Sam, glanced at Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng, and asked, "Who are the two of them?"
Chalfi's voice, yin is not yin yang, Sam Xu is used to hearing it, and he doesn't think anything about it, while Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng are obviously not used to hearing it, and they all frown.
Sam replied, "Your Majesty, they are from the Yafeng Continent, and they ...... yesterday."
"Oh, I remember, they're the two barbarians you talked about yesterday. Chalfi interrupted Sam's words, turned his gaze to Hu Wei, looked Hu Wei up and down for a while, and then said, "You're the birdman, right, well, you look pretty good, how old are you this year?"
When Lin Zhengfeng heard this, he almost didn't get out of the fun, Hu Wei scolded his mother when he heard it. Maragobi's, Lao Tzu is an immortal bird, that's what kind of birdman, how old is this year, when Lao Tzu is young
Kids?
Hu Wei didn't even think about it, so he drew this Charfi into the kind of people with brains. This kid must have been born to be caught too much, and his brain is in the water, and he has no sassafras now.
I'm very angry in my life, but for the sake of the great cause, I can't show it at this time.
Hu Wei stepped forward, saluted Chalfe, and said, "Your Majesty, I am the immortal bird Hu Wei." The one on the side is Lin Zhengfeng of An Rongguo. ”
"Oh, yes, yes. Come, let's all sit down, after talking for a long time, my stomach is hungry, eat first. Well, the food in our United States is high-class, and when you eat it, it is better to use a quick knife and fork, and if you grasp it with your hands, it will destroy the deliciousness of the food, and it will be a waste. "It's rare that Chalfi said so many things in one go, but unfortunately it didn't sound like a human being.
After the previous conversation, Hu Wei generally knew what kind of person this was, and he was too lazy to be angry with him, otherwise he would be angry here after eating breakfast.
Lin Zhengfeng was curious about the high-end breakfast in Chalfi's mouth. He was curious to know what would be called high-class. Each type of food is defined as a variety of grades depending on the region. For example, wild meat, in the eyes of mountain people, is just a very common food, as long as you want to eat, you can eat it at any time.
And when the game arrives in the town, it has to become more advanced. Generally only fairly wealthy people can afford to eat. It's the same thing with seafood and the like. The key to the value of a thing is not in his essence, but in his position. Like the brain-dead emperor in front of him, if he wants to put it in the homes of ordinary people, let alone only one, even if he gives birth to two, I'm afraid he will be strangled to death. And in this palace, he can be the emperor.
The emperor wants to eat, dare to let him wait?
Chalfi just waved his hand, and the palace maids, who didn't know how many hours they had been standing here, were all busy.
Tea, milk, fruit, and of course, staple food......
Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng finally saw the high-end food in Chalfi's mouth. For all of these things, I am afraid that it is really high-end, but Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng saw a burst of stomach acid.
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"Malagobi, I knew that Chalfi invited us to eat pig intestines, and Lao Tzu didn't come even if he was killed. What kind of play, don't even put some soy sauce in white boiling, it's actually called high-end food, and don't use your hands to explain it. Lao Tzu has never seen a pig's large intestine or whatever, the more I think about it, the more angry I become!"
In front of the roadside stall, Lin Zhengfeng was eating millet porridge and scolded indignantly. He is the emperor, and he is also the emperor, but how does he, the emperor, feel that the emperor has made the emperor play like a fool.
"Hehe, hehehehe" Hu Wei smiled while eating.
Lin Zhengfeng said angrily: "You can still laugh?"
Hu Wei smiled: "Don't you think this thing is interesting?" "Interesting? There's a fart, I'll put it here first, I'm not going to the dance party at night, you can go by yourself, I don't want to dance with a pig's intestine." Maragobi's, eating that fishy toy early in the morning, I want to vomit when I think about it. What kind of civilized people, our Chalfi is the real barbarian!"...,
Hu Wei waved his hand and said: "It's okay, just say it for a while, after eating, we will have something to do in a while." ”
Lin Zhengfeng said tentatively: "So, you promised me that I wouldn't go to the prom?"
"You think, we are grasshoppers on a rope now, I can't run and I can't jump you, if you want to go together, you want to dance with the pig's intestines, then you can dance together. The reaction is so big, I haven't danced with the pig's intestine yet, and if Chalfi really has to do it, I don't mind trying that feeling.
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"Hu Wei, where are you taking me?" Lin Zhengfeng said uneasily.
After walking with Hu Wei for more than half an hour, the street became quieter and quieter, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road. Lin Zhengfeng felt more or less "hairy" in his heart.
Hu Wei smiled: "Don't you know when you arrive, don't worry, I won't sell you." Today I would like to introduce a beautiful woman you know. ”
Lin Zhengfeng secretly muttered in his heart: What about the beauty, when have you ever been so kind, what kind of beauty are there, you don't keep it for much to enjoy.
"Young marshal, I haven't seen you for a long time, this must be An Ronglin Zhengfeng, hello. "Uh-huh, hello, hello. Lin Zhengfeng was a little stunned by the beauty in front of him. Hu Wei really didn't lie to him this time, in front of him, he was indeed a beauty.
"Flutter. Lin Zhengfeng's stunned appearance made Dongfang Hanyi laugh.
"Looking back and smiling, the six palaces are faceless, Miss Hanyi, you are really getting more and more beautiful. "Hu Worry this big" wet, people, finally found Hu Worry, and it also stinks.
Dongfang Hanyi chuckled and said, "The young marshal is laughing at others again." No matter how beautiful Hanyi is, he can't compare to the six ladies of the young marshal. Do you say, young marshal?" I didn't expect Dongfang Hanyi to speak like this, momo headed, and said: "There are thousands of guys, all of them are the same and beautiful." ”
Dongfang Hanyi snorted: "I thought that the young marshal wanted to say that they have been leading the way for decades." "Alright, no kidding, young marshal, please. Dongfang Hanyi got out of the way and made a gesture of please.
Lin Zhengfeng didn't 'interject' all the time, and then he finally seized the opportunity and asked, "This girl is the head of the thousand-year-old Oriental family." ”
Hu Wei smiled: "Yes, she is Dongfang Hanyi." Have you heard of her too?".
Lin Zhengfeng glared at Hu Wei and said, "You and I are from the countryside, don't you understand anything?" Of course I know about the Dongfang family, but when did you hook up together?" "Can you say this nicely, Miss Hanyi and I are just good friends, but not as dirty as you think!"
"Young marshal, please use tea. In the main hall, Dongfang Hanyi handed the tea made by himself to Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng respectively In this world, there are not many people who can drink the tea made by her own hands, Lin Zhengfeng is completely stained with the light of Hu Wei this time, otherwise even if he is the emperor, he will not think about it.
"When did Miss Hanyi arrive in the United States?" asked Hu Wei as he sipped his tea. The tea brewed by Hanyi is really good, the taste is sweet and pure, there is a very peculiar fragrance, the tea is like a person, light and elegant.
"I haven't disturbed the young marshal's good deeds for a few days after I arrived. Dongfang Hanyi said with a smile.
"Miss Hanyi, this is where you speak, can you contact me, I'm happy and not in a hurry, how can I bother. Hu Wei laughed.
"It's good that the young marshal isn't annoyed. Dongfang Hanyi said and poured another cup of tea for Hu Wei. Lin Zhengfeng also finished drinking, but Dongfang Hanyi didn't seem to see it and didn't pay attention to him.
Lin Zhengfeng moved his mouth, and finally didn't speak. He could see that Dongfang Hanyi only had worries in his eyes, and there was no one else with Ben.
What introduced the beauty to me, obviously he wants to see the beauty!
Lin Zhengfeng hummed in his heart, if we turn a blind eye to others, let's not disturb others. It's okay to stay on the side and be dumb.
Hu Wei didn't come to Dongfang Hanyi to talk about love, and after a few small talks, he brought the topic to business. Compared with the Ningnan Empire, the business ability of the Eastern family is even stronger. The Tianfeng Continent's understanding of the Three Kingdoms of Civilization has only been less than a year, and the Dongfang family has used their mastery of commerce to do business here, and at the same time, they have also spread the intelligence network here.
Wanshitang, this is an intelligence organization under the Dongfang family, specializing in collecting and sorting out all kinds of information, which can be shared with Hu Wei's intelligence department, Hu Wei came to Dongfang Hanyi today, just to learn some things about the United States from her. After all, the intelligence force of the Immortal Bird Legion is still very weak in the United States. ...,
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"No wonder your Immortal Bird Legion is so powerful, it turns out that you have already been connected with the Dongfang Family. Leaving Dongfang's house, Lin Zhengfeng said with a jealous face. He suddenly found that if he wanted to compare his life, he was really too much more worried than Hu Wei.
Look at other people's Hu Wei, chased Ouyang Hanbing to get a Ningnan country, chased Ximen Yufeng and got a red pink army, and here there is an Dongfang Hanyi who is obviously interested in Hu Wei. Who said that there are only beautiful people in the world, Hu Wei is a beautiful man, isn't he also playing well.
Lin Zhengfeng only dared to think about this method in his heart, if he dared to say it to Hu Wei, Hu Wei would have to beat him up. What's the matter, take him as a soft rice, right?
"Han Yi and I are just good friends, not as complicated as you think. It's not too early, and we should go and see what that pig bowel dance party is like. At breakfast, Chalfi gave Huss two notes that they were going to the prom, and Sam didn't need to take them.
Lin Zhengfeng asked Hu Wei and said, "Hu Wei, do you think we will see that black widow fu today?" According to Dongfang Hanyi's meaning, the current United States does not really control the hands of Chalfi, but the woman nicknamed Hei Widow Fu controls this qiē.
However, Dongfang Hanyi only knows so much, who is the black widow and what he looks like, Dongfang Hanyi can't find out.
"Maybe, who knows. Hu Wei looked at the so-called aristocratic people who got off the luxurious carriages, and shook his head secretly in his heart. What kind of emperor there is, what kind of big giant. In the current United States, even ordinary people have already sensed the coming crisis, and these fat-headed and big-eared guys don't pay attention to those things.
What kind of dance is going to be held at this time, they are really in that mood.
"Let's go, let's go in and have a look. "Hu Wei has already seen that everyone has already arrived, and he plans to go in and have a look.
Lin Zhengfeng said with a smile: "I used to think that I was confused, but now that I see them, I feel like a person." ”
"You're meant to be alone, otherwise I wouldn't have cooperated with you. Hu Wei said with a smile. If you want to talk about being worse, he is not much worse than Lin Zhengfeng, and it is just that everyone's way of expressing himself is different.
As soon as Hu Wei and Lin Zhengfeng arrived at the entrance, they were stopped by soldiers.
"Stop, who are you!"
Hu Wei glanced at Lin Zhengfeng, Lin Zhengfeng took out the post given by Chalfi from his body, shook it and said, "Strictly speaking, we are your emperor's guests. ”
The soldier glanced at Lin Zhengfeng, took the sticker, looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "You can't go in!" "Why, this was given by your emperor himself." Lin Zhengfeng shouted.
"I don't care where you got the post, in short, this post is expired, you can't enter!" The post given by the emperor is also expired, and the brainless emperor !...... ,