The days went by day by day.

It's as if the torn calendar can never return to its original state, and time always passes quietly in the moment we don't even know it.

"That's it!" Fang Shou clenched his fists tightly and roared hoarsely: "I can't waste that precious time! When everyone is in early love, kissing me, chasing the newly updated animation all night long, when everyone is eulogizing their youth, what's wrong with holding a comic book he? I tell you, don't think I'm just a sunny and handsome athletic beauty and ......"

"Smack!"

Li Feng put down the lesson plan that had just knocked Fang Shou's head into a big bag, and let out a long sigh: "That's why you slept in my class?"

"Reason?" Fang Shou snorted coldly, squinted at this young head teacher who could be called "sunny and handsome" in the real sense, raised his head, and replied disdainfully: "That kind of thing doesn't matter at all, I am the cause of everything, and the effect of everything, the so-called reason is just a joke for me at all!"

"The true nature of the second middle school is exposed. On Fang Shou's left hand, the long-haired girl who had been quietly reading the book suddenly interjected.

"Oh no!" Fang Shou's face turned pale, but he quickly recovered: "I just haven't woken up yet, I'm not self-centered, physically I'm a high school student, and my soul is actually from the middle two diseases of the Great Demon King of the other world!"

"What are you talking about serious nonsense?" The head teacher let out a long sigh, raised his head and glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and shook his head slightly, "It's almost time for class to end, classmates, let's let our classmate Fang Shou perform a show in the next time!"

"Hey, why?" Fang Shou hugged his head, pulled a pair of dead fish eyes, and replied weakly, "If it's a teacher, give me a good lesson!" Tsk, I've been suffering from insomnia a bit lately, and I've been dreaming about some messy things all day long...... But luckily, I was able to fall asleep very smoothly in every English class!"

"Smack!"

The head teacher knocked Fang Shou's head again, very helplessly looking at this problem student who does not make big mistakes and keeps making small mistakes, he is a foreign Chinese, and he returned to the Celestial Empire to engage in education for some special reasons, although he was appreciated by the current principal from the beginning and became the acting head teacher of this class. But he never expected that he would meet such a strange student as the guard.

"Be careful, I'll sue you for corporal punishment, bastard teacher!"

"Before you sue me, I want to teach you what it means to respect teachers!" The head teacher turned sideways and motioned for Fang Shou to go to the podium: "Go, in the last five minutes, I will perform a show for everyone, the next class is a math class, I don't want to see all of you caught on the playground by Mr. Huang, who is a substitute teacher." ”

"You also know that math class followed by English class in the afternoon is very inhumane! In this stuffy environment, listening to the nonsense of gringos who don't make any sense at all and the legendary mathematics that belongs to the logical subject that looks very powerful but can't pass the passing line no matter how you learn it, how inhumane it is!" Fang Shou spread his hands, and his face was full of the delusional look that only belonged to teenagers, "If I become the director of education, I will definitely be able to change this bastard's education system": "If it's Mr. Cang's 'Human Sketching Course', or Mr. Takizawa's 'The Art of the Nose and Buckteeth' course, or Mr. Railfu's 'Ellie has a good father', I will definitely grit my teeth and work hard to defeat the Sandman, and listen carefully!"

"Xiao Shou, you are really, no matter what kind of course it is, you have to grit your teeth and listen carefully!" Fang Shou's left hand side was a ...... with a double ponytail Elementary school students? Immature face, cute Lolita voice, innocent eyes like a child, although wearing a school uniform of Nantian High School. But no matter how you look at it, you're a schoolboy, right?

"You dare to complain about me, you pseudo-Lori!"

"Who's a pseudo-Lori!"

"Hmph, hum!" Fang Shou flicked the bridge of his nose, which was nothing, and smiled slightly as if a detective whose body was an elementary school student and whose soul was actually a high school student. Stretching out his right hand, he pointed to the little girl on his left: "The truth is only...... Phew! As a new-century otaku who focuses on the "special human body sketching of the most sacred sport of mankind and the 100-year-old manga that Japanese men and women appear together" and comics, I will not be deceived by my appearance! Although you look like an eleven or twelve-year-old elementary school student, you are actually an Obasan, who is already close to eighteen years old! If you want to ask me why! Of course, it is because of those huge breasts! I am not a young girl...... Ahh Are you trying to kill me?"

"Shh

"You just sighed, didn't you, damn it, I'm going to tell you! I'm going to tell you! You're just waiting to live the madao days where you pretend to go out to work in the eyes of your family and actually go to the park for a sit-in or queue up at the job center!"

"Quiet!" Fang Shou's right-hand side, the long-haired girl spoke again. But Fang Shou didn't seem to intend to settle down like this, he stiffened his neck, wanting to continue to die. For this, the girl's reaction was also very simple, she just glanced at Fang Shou slightly, gently closed the book in her hand, and her mouth trembled slightly, and she didn't know what she was saying.

"I'm sorry!Miss Murong, I know it's wrong!" Apologize neatly, classmate Fang Shou is really powerful in a way!

"Brush!"

Miss Murong didn't pay any more attention to him, and gently flicked the bangs on her forehead, with an indifferent expression.

No, no, no, how can you be indifferent? The baseball bat lying on the ground with nails stained with blood can't be indifferent!

Sure enough, as rumored, this frost beauty who looks like a big lady type is actually from a big family that has an inexplicable relationship with the Black Se Society, right?

"Hmm, Mamoru Komoru, you sexually harassed me just now?"

"Xiao Ya be quiet, it took so long to realize that your nerves are really hopeless!" Fang Shou waved his hand, and looked seriously at the one on the left who seemed to be a primary school student, but was actually a high school student, and more importantly, Yuan Xiaoya, who had a proud chest that even adults couldn't compare: "As a little friend who grew up together, I'm really worried about you!"

"Hmm~"

"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you want to talk about stand-up comedy, all in all. Fang Shou, you will give me to the podium. The head teacher looked at his watch: "There are still three minutes, whether it is singing and dancing or learning to bark dogs, in short, you will go up for me to perform." ”

"You guy's got something too much mixed in the options, right?"

"Don't be wordy, do you want that scantily clad model that was confiscated?"

The beast actually threatened Ah Zhai with a figure, although Fang Shou was extremely unwilling, he could only reluctantly walk to the podium table.

"Hey, it's Fang Shou's stupid face again. ”

"Yes, not only is his sleepiness gone, but his desire to learn is gone. ”

"Step down, step down, Fang Shou step down! We're going to have Mr. Sai!"

The audience was very enthusiastic, Fang Shou even had the intention of killing someone, this group of hateful classmates was not comforted when they were in trouble, and they sneered like this, and the idiot guy who danced the most happily was not his sworn friend Xu Le?

"It's common sense to show your boobs when you apologize!"

Let's not talk about the problem of men exposing their chests, Fang Shou really couldn't figure out why he wanted to apologize, Xu Le's brain was completely broken?

"Quiet, quiet!"

In the end, it was the head teacher who relieved the siege. He gently patted the table in front of him and motioned for his classmates to be quiet.

"Next up is the monkey trick...... Ahem, it's Fang Shou's personal talent show time, everyone applauds!"

Kill him. Definitely going to kill this idiot teacher, Fang Shou silently took out his nail clippers.

"Mamoru Komoru, nail clippers can't hurt anyone. Xiao Yan's sympathetic eyes deeply stabbed Fang Shou's self-esteem: "Especially your ultra-small version of the nail clippers that can't even cut your nails." ”

Fang Shou silently withdrew the nail clippers. Glancing at the group of lovely students in the audience, what can we do to disgust them deeply in the process of unknowingly?

By the way, that disgusting dream! Haven't you been having a very strange dream lately? Every day, on time, when you are sleeping. It's like a TV series, no, it's like a novel, chapter by chapter, night by night. Thanks to this, Fang Shou said that he hadn't had a spring dream for a long time...... Over there, what a terrible thing it is for a healthy, upright adolescent to dream of strange things every day, and not even a spring dream containing nosebleeds and passion for months in a row!

A virgin who doesn't have a girlfriend.,If you want to understand human body sketching, in addition to big health care, it's your own delusion, bastard.,Don't even give such a little delusional right, bastard!

"Then I'll tell you a story. Fang Shou cleared his throat and took a slight breath, "Say Pangu......"

"Well, I don't want to hear that idiot-faced guy tell a story. ”

"Yes, Fang Shou's virtue will definitely tell some erotic stories. ”

"When you say that, I want to hear it......"

I have to say that Fang Shou is Fang Shou, in the few minutes he came to the stage, the atmosphere of the class has changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and the lethargic taste is gone, and the students are discussing enthusiastically, looking at the monkey on the podium excitedly...... Well, it's Fang Shou who tells the story.

"What I'm going to talk about now is a dream I've had in the last few months, ahaha, everyone knows that I am a person with a rich imagination, I think about it day and night, and my dreams are as wonderful as a movie!"

Amid the boos of his classmates, Fang Shou finally talked about his so-called dream.

"The world in my dream, although there is no magic, no immortality, and it's not a future world full of hard science fiction style, that dream is the same as our current world, just like you in seat number one, yes, that's right, it's you, don't turn your head, in my dream, you're also like the current ordinary, and your grades are not up or down, you don't have a sense of existence at all, right...... What's your name?"

"Give me the names of my classmates who have been in the same class for three years!" (To be continued......)