Chapter 63: I Like You, Sister
"So, what the hell is going on?" When Fang Shou opened his eyes again, he had already "come out", and he glanced blankly at his surroundings. There is no oozing black coffin, no undead monarch who has been completely frozen, no dangerous white-haired self.
Yes, it's just a devastated football field, a spectator seat that has been almost moved to the ground, a self in black armor, an expressionless Lihua Song, and ...... Yuri Nakamura with a black face.
"What's going on?" Obviously, Fang Shou, who had just escaped death, didn't have the leisure to tease Yuriko now, or rather, to add fuel to the fire. Look at the appearance of Yuri Nakamura, who has always been called the pseudo-head of the group, after she came into contact with Fang Shou, the critical point of SP continued to grow upward, and now, even if she suddenly ordered everyone on the SSS front to draw a huge magic circle on the playground like Haruhi Suzumiya, which was used to summon demons, Fang Shou would not be surprised. In other words, the current Yuri Nakamura really gives people a feeling that she is not going well, and Fang Shou should not think about it.
"Huh, you stupid guy still have the face to ask?" Yuri Nakamura was obviously angry, she stretched out her right hand, allowing Fang Shou to see the scratches on her wrist: "It's too much, obviously people are so worried about you, you actually hit it so hard." ”
It's really unreasonable now, as a shake M...... No, how could Fang Shou, who has a tendency to be controlled by the queen, make such an ungentlemanly move? It doesn't matter if he steals fat, or he attacks at night, if it is a gentleman's move, Fang Shou has nothing to justify! However, such an ungentlemanly move......
"Ahem. Fang Shou cleared his throat, okay, although he is out of danger, but if he doesn't explain it clearly, the queen will still give himself a death sentence, so he must explain it clearly no matter what! He looked at Yuri Nakamura seriously: "Yuriko." Actually, I ......"
"If you want to say that the person who strangled my wrist was not you, but your second personality. Yuri Nakamura's eyes flashed with fierceness: "Kill you!"
"......" was blocked! Yuri Nakamura was worthy of being the leader of the SSS front, and easily blocked the possibility of Fang Shou's escape! What should I do? Fang Shou looked at Yuri Nakamura with a cold face, and he knew that if he really replied that he had a second personality, he would definitely be killed! Absolutely, absolutely!
What? Don't you believe it? Do you think everyone is the Tada Banri in "Golden Hour"? Can you use a lame excuse for the upper body of the soul to step on two boats? Fang Shou knew that he was once again faced with the option of death. First: Tell the truth, and then die. Second: tell a lie and become a scumbag.
The answer is obvious, isn't it? Look at the fate of Brother Cheng, who is facing the end of the bento because he refused too quickly. You say hello haode Guanxi...... Well, it's not important, the important thing is that there is now a new century called "Good Ship Gentleman" whose doors are open for Fang Shou.
"Actually, here's the thing. Fang Shou took off his helmet, revealing his mask of innocence and kindness: "What happened just now is a bit complicated, but if it is from Lizi, I will definitely explain it to you clearly." No matter how complex it is, how intractable it is. It doesn't matter, as long as Yuriko ......"
“...... Begging, I hate it, I won't be happy if you say that. The blushing girl was visibly shaken.
It seems that there is a play!
Fang Shou continued: "Just now. I, ah, suddenly felt a throbbing from my heart, like the positive pole met the negative pole, just like Takeuchi Takashi met the Nasu mushroom. It's like Cupid shoots an arrow at me with his fat little hand, like the first blooming flower in spring...... For a moment, I even had the feeling of a prophet of the plumbing duck in the spring river. It's like the first floor of Okochi, the plot leader of "The Guilty Crown", died again and again in front of me...... That moment of intoxication, that moment of shaking, I ...... Can't forget!"
Fang Shouyi, who was already completely addicted to playing, grabbed Yuri Nakamura's little hand and looked at Yuri Nakamura affectionately: "Yuriko...... Sister, can you listen to me about something?"
"What, what?" Yuri Nakamura, who was blushing like a monkey's buttocks, turned his head in a panic, not daring to look at Fang Shou: "I'm very busy......!
The voice behind him became smaller and smaller, and Fang Shou didn't make it very clear, but it didn't matter, Fang Shou had already found a way to fool Yuri Nakamura very well. Do you remember? Yuri Nakamura once said that his ideal is to be a good sister, do you remember? When Yuri Nakamura smashed Fang Shou into a pervert, the first thing he did was to let himself call her a sister. Remember? Yuri Nakamura's overreaction to the title of Sister-sama!
Although he didn't want to admit it, Fang Shou thought that he would be a very perfect good brother. Perverted, perverted and perverted...... Wait, this definition is from Rifan, right?
To sum up, Yuri Nakamura is definitely a younger brother, a complete younger brother! If she is not a younger brother, Fang Shou will eat the entire keyboard!
"I like you!"
"Bang!" Yuri Nakamura, whose face was red to a certain level, was so angry that there were bubbles on his head, just like boiling water.
Really!
Fang Shou had a smug expression on his face: "I like you, of course, it's my brother's liking for my sister." Sister, I'm really glad to have a sister like you, who is not only powerful, but also very attractive, and full of queenly atmosphere...... Sister, I am so honored to be your younger brother! If I could, in the next life, in the next life, in the next life, in a thousand or ten thousand lifetimes, I would like to be my sister's younger brother!"
Fang Shou kept pouring out his admiration for his sister, and his voice was full of emotion, and it had reached the strange level of smelling sadness and tears when he saw it! However, he didn't notice Yuri Nakamura's increasingly ugly face, let alone the girl's fist slowly clenched.
"There was once a sincere family affection in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this. If Heaven could give me another chance, I would say twelve words to that girl: 'Sister, I want to be your brother!' and if I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years!"
When was the most painful and embarrassing moment in your life?
Failing in the college entrance examination, going to the wrong toilet, breaking bones, throwing away the festival?
No, no, no, it doesn't count!
Think about it, if the person you're confessing to suddenly says to you, "Hey, do you like me?" I've always treated you as a brother [brother] [good friend], and I ...... you suddenly say that to me."
And that's not all, under the stalking attack after you, the subject said to you with an innocent face: "I will always treat you as a brother [brother] [good friend], if there is a deadline, I hope it is...... 10,000 years!"
Hehe, do you have the feeling of wanting to die? Except for the heretics who flirt with their love brother and sister, the vast number of diao silk was easily rejected by the goddess. I didn't cry! Wait, the wind is a bit noisy today, and it's blowing in my eyes!
The current Nakamura Yuri feels like this, Fang Shou, this guy, is too easy to misunderstand, looking at his serious appearance at the beginning, Nakamura Yuri can't help but feel like he is confessed, but...... Zuihou this guy, this guy, this guy actually said such a thing! Unforgivable, unforgivable, absolutely, unforgivable!
"Sister, your face is not quite right. Wow, once red, then cyan, and now white again. Could it be that this is the secret technique of changing the face of the people of District 11?" Fang Shou exclaimed exaggeratedly, it turns out that this kind of thing is really talented, and ordinary people will definitely close their mouths very consciously after seeing Yuri Nakamura's expression at this time, right? But Fang Shou, a stupid person who didn't know whether he was really stupid or fake, continued to provoke without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Could it be ...... Relatives here?"
Yuri Nakamura, whose face was completely darkened, took out the bloodstained metal baseball bat, placed it flat on his chest, and shouted in a cold voice: "Solution!"
"Wait! This is no longer a matter that can be solved by a single word of infringement. Yuriko, hurry up and calm down! The penguins on the side are eyeing you, you must not use that skill! What should I do if I get a river crab then?"
Yuri Nakamura ignored Fang Shou, but continued to shout, "Solution." Senbon Sakura Jingyan!"
"Wait! Wait a minute! There are too many places to complain about in this place! Don't give me such a domineering name even if it's a baseball bat!
"Do you have any last words?" Yuri Nakamura, who had completely turned into a demon, approached Fang Shou step by step, and the thousand cherry blossoms in his hand bloomed with bursts of dazzling light, and at that moment, Fang Shou felt as if he was really in a garden with cherry blossoms in full bloom, and his heart was silent......
Beautiful, majestic, murderous.
"Even so. Fang Shou also wanted to save his dog's life: "Sister, I will always be your younger brother!"
"The White Emperor Sword of the Final Scene!"
"Don't use the ultimate in the first place!
I think of running in the sunset, which was my lost youth. by Wang Sledgehammer [Draw the line, wipe off] by Fang Shou. (To be continued......)