"Don't you even listen to what the teacher says?" Tang Sanzang frowned: "The teacher has learned all the way through hardships and dangers, and you have to squeeze out some rations from between your teeth for your large amount of food, and you, in addition to eating and drinking Lazar, you can't even look at the horse and let their mother and son run away, you said that if you meet the monster this time and there is that auspicious cloud horse, maybe you can still nag in front of the nameless, Lala is homely or something, and the teacher with fine skin and tender meat will not smoke into a piece of charcoal in that hole." Think about it carefully, what have you done for your master? You don't know that you have never been close to women as a teacher, and now it is rare for Yaxing to spend a good time with Fairy Chang'e, shouldn't you make a little concession for your master?"

"Master, I have to make it clear that I didn't lose that auspicious cloud horse. The pig fairy glared and explained: "You don't know that Xiangyun Horse is quarreling with Ryoma, saying that Ryoma is too good for you to be a mount, and people Xiangyun Horse is jealous, don't you think about it, even you sleep with Ryoma, what can you keep each other warm, not to mention other Xiangyun Horse, it's my old pig, and I have mistaken you and Ryoma for a few times." ”

Tang Sanzang's face was serious: "Bajie, how can such a pure relationship between me and Ryoma be so unbearable by you, and I am a teacher who respectfully teaches you all day long." ”

The pig fairy said word by word: "Master, my old pig used to make mistakes, especially that time I couldn't help the pursuit of a girl, to marry someone as a wife, but was strongly opposed by her parents, the girl was forced to marry my old pig to death, and her mother was so angry that her father saw that my old pig had such a great charm, so he angrily slapped the girl unconscious, I immediately cast a spell to do artificial respiration for the girl, and scared the old man to death." When I started to give her mother artificial respiration, I saw the old man who suddenly came to life and pointed at me and said that I was a big rebel, and before I could explain to him that I was saving people, he fainted again. The pig fairy snorted and said aggrievedly: "Just for this matter, I also took a stick from Brother Monkey, and was dragged to the underworld to apologize to the old man's family, you said that my old pig's charm is unstoppable, and it is unstoppable, otherwise I will die because of my old pig's unstoppable handsomeness." Master, my old pig has followed you all the way, and I have learned a lot of things, and what I admire the most is your persistence, and it is this persistence that strengthens my old pig and Chang'e Fairy's determination to become a couple. This time, your old man will fulfill my old pig, so that I can marry Fairy Chang'e smoothly. ”

Tang Sanzang sighed faintly: "If you want to talk about handsomeness, do you have the outstanding appearance of a teacher? If you want to talk about talent and learning, do you have the full stomach and economy of a teacher? If you want to talk about wisdom, do you have the courage to be a teacher? Tang Sanzang waved his sleeves: "This marriage is decided for the teacher." ”

"Master, you're a monk. Monks are not allowed to marry. "Pig Immortal Road.

"If you are still vulgar, you will marry and learn from your relatives. Tang Sanzang squinted at the desperate pig immortal who was about to suffocate.

Just as Tang Sanzang walked towards Sister Chang'e step by step, the pig fairy suddenly raised the basket and ran towards Tang Sanzang, and was beaten down by Grandpa Sun: "Bajie, if you want to beat the master, you can't succeed." ”

The pig fairy cried dizzily: "I saw a mosquito flying next to Fairy Chang'e, and I was afraid that it would take advantage of Fairy Chang'e, so I was going to fight it." ”

"Ahh

"Wait! With an earth-shattering sound, Guanyin Bodhisattva came on a cloud, standing in mid-air and looking down on all beings.

"The Bodhisattva came just in time, and this idiot you ignited is still going to beat the master. Grandpa Sun angrily propped the stick on the ground.

As soon as Tang Sanzang saw the Bodhisattva, he immediately said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, my disciple has to marry a wife, and the little monk begs the Bodhisattva to give another mantra to subdue this unchanging disciple." ”

The Queen Mother came all the way and said to the Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, this Marshal Tianpeng is going to quit the eight habits when I am beaten down in the mortal world, this time he came to the heavenly court to move the rescue troops, I saw his stinky habits and became angry, so I gave Chang'e to him to test him, who thought that he would not save the master in the depths of danger, and he wanted to marry." I see that he has been taught repeatedly, but he has given him some color. ”

As soon as the pig fairy saw that the queen mother allowed him to marry just to test him, he could no longer hold back the anger in his heart, and suddenly opened his eyes wide and said: "The queen mother, you really deceived me old pig." ”

"Yes. The Queen Mother puffed up her chest and said.