The first rays of sunlight in the morning are always so dazzling, can you not do this? Can you still haode play the game of Earth OL? What's the matter with the dazzling sunlight?

Jingle bell~~~

"Damn!" Hearing the familiar ringtone, Fang Shou didn't even open his eyes, and slapped his hand casually.

Bang!

Gollum~

It's good, the alarm clock has stopped, so that you can freeze the time at this moment, so that you can sleep for hundreds of years~ Oops, it's really unbearable to watch anime all night like this every day~ Obviously I have to get up early in the morning to go to morning self-study~ Obviously I am a senior in high school~ Time will definitely be frozen like this, right? Time will ......

"No!" Fang Shou suddenly opened his eyes, looking at the familiar scene with a blank expression, the ACG posters with no lower limit at all, the animations scattered everywhere, the comic magazines, the old-fashioned desktop computer that constantly emitted ugly sounds, and the familiar smell of shame after the boy did something embarrassing......

"Oh no!" Fang Shou, who reflected what that smell was, hurriedly rushed to the small toilet in his room and cleaned it up, really, it's obviously past that specific menstrual period, hey, look down on male high school students, bastard? What's wrong with not having a girlfriend so being energetic? Isn't it just that when you get up early in the morning and find that there is a smell of squid shreds on your underwear? Calm down! As long as you are calm, everything will be fine.

A few minutes later, Fang Shou, who had changed his clothes, casually threw the pants he had just changed into the washing machine, he was a responsible adult man! Of course he had to wash his own clothes! Fang Shou, who had a serious face, completely forgot about the stinky socks hidden under the bed in his room......

After doing this, Fang Shou walked into the corridor and smelled the familiar smell of home.

"Familiar taste. Taking a greedy breath, a smile appeared on Fang Shou's face: "How long has it been since I smelled this smell? It's really nostalgic~ I can't help but want to continue sleeping." ”

Walking down the stairs, Fang Shou saw the medical first aid kit placed on the counter on the first floor at first glance, and laughed again: "Speaking of which." It's been a long time since you've used this thing, right?"

Fang Shou has always been a guy who is good at causing trouble, and he can make a lot of trouble wherever he goes, so Fang's father and Fang Shou's stepmother simply prepared a medical first aid kit for him, saving Fang Shou from going to the hospital to waste medical expenses if he has nothing to do. Seriously, if he didn't know that Fang's father was his biological father, and his aunt was not the kind of vicious stepmother, Fang Shou would be doubting whether he was the kind of bitter male protagonist in the bitter TV series, tsk, he ignored his son's cry for help because he was worried about medical expenses. This is too much, isn't it? Although I swallow the medical expenses every time, I just buy a bandage and wrap it......

Fang Shou casually opened the first aid kit, bandages, medical pliers, and potion...... These were all placed in the most conspicuous place, and there were also notes left by Father Fang on some potions.

"Hey. Fang Shou picked up a can of red potion with the words "Bump Injury, External Use", and couldn't help but laugh softly: "I'm not stupid, how can I not know what this potion is for? I'm a high school student, it's not a problem to read the medical instructions at all, right? I really like to worry about it...... This is classified. Looks like I knew I was going to get hurt. ”

Fang Shou gently put down the potion, and saw a note on the box.

"It's this again. Fang Shou seemed to have known the contents for a long time, and he didn't seem surprised: "Daddy, if you care about me, can't you make a phone call?" Your son and I are not such easy to fall! You guy suddenly has a second spring...... Wait, this taste is!"

Black mist floated from behind, and Fang Shou shivered fiercely at first, and then as if he had been stimulant. Playing with his life, he ran to the rear.

"Fang Lin, ahh

Coming down the stairs and making a slight turn to the living room, Fang Shou jumped forward with all his might. Pull open the door to sin.

"Are you up?" A girl with black hair, an apron, and a dirty dress turned her head to look at Fang Shou with a look of fear: "Brother." ”

"Didn't I tell you not to approach the kitchen? Fang Shou rushed to Fang Lin in three steps and two steps, snatched the pot cake from her hand, and looked at the egg that had completely turned black: "Oh my God, oh my God!! Okay, the eggs are ruined like this!Fang Lin, what kind of seasoning did you add to this guy?"

"Flavoring?" Fang Lin's face was very calm, she thought for a moment and then replied very calmly: "The yellow bottle in the upper left corner and the blue packaging of the flavoring agent below!"

"Upper left? Damn! Detergent? Blue packaging? I'll go! That's a spare detergent! Fang Lin, aren't you usually very smart? Why do you make such an obvious mistake when cooking? Forget it, pour me a bowl of water. Fang Shou looked at the miserable scrambled eggs in the pot, and kept chanting in his mouth: "There is too little oil, no, no, if you go on like this, it will stick to the pan, what about the water?"

"The water is coming. Fang Lin very obediently handed over a bowl of water.

"Okay, uh...... Student Fang, can you please tell me that this water weishenme will be red?"

"Because of the addition of chili peppers?"

"Correct. Fang Shou touched Fang Lin's head with satisfaction.

"That's weird! I want water! Forget it, I'll come by myself, it's over, our breakfast is over like this, you go out first!" Fang Shou looked at the eggs in the pot very sadly: "Brother Egg, you just went...... You want to be the egg of the tea egg!How can you, how can you leave me alone like this!Brother Egg!!

Don't think that the kind of girl who can naturally mess up the cooking will only appear in the second dimension! In the third dimension, there is also such a girl who knows the methods and practices but will mess up at a very critical moment and make all kinds of dark dishes! Don't ask me weishenme knows, that night, I was in the hospital to hang the bottle, that night, I had stomach bleeding......

"Whew!" Although he didn't rescue Brother Egg, Fang Shou, who finally saved the kitchen, folded his hands with a sad face. Silent mourning at the poor eggshell: "I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you, go with peace of mind~"

Outside, Fang Lin, who had been watching Fang Shou's back, asked in a very strange voice, "Brother, it's really strange to pray to the egg." ”

"It's not because of you!" Fang Shou let out a long sigh and looked at the expressionless Fang Lin, looking a little helpless: "I said Fang Lin, are you in a bad mood today, why don't you have any expression at all?"

"Expression?" Fang Lin tilted his head and asked, "I've always been like this." ”

“......”

"I'm going to be late, brother. Fang Lin pointed to the wall clock on the wall. He asked again, "My brother is a junior in high school, right?"

"Huh, what's the deal with that inhuman setting?" Fang Shou pointed to his stomach very unhappily: "I haven't eaten anything at all, weishenme has to give up eating because of such a trivial matter as studying!"

"However, Mr. Huang only focused on warning ...... yesterday"

"I'll go first! Your brother and I are a good student who loves to learn!" Fang Shou, who shamelessly hung a strange honor on himself, pulled out his legs and ran......

"But you didn't change your uniform......"

Is this reality? No, it's just a dream. You know, how could Fang Shou not know where he is now? How could it be possible to complain like this on a daily basis......

No, maybe that shijie of magic and natal spirit is a dream, right?

"Good morning, Black Mountain Old Demon!" Fang Shou's physical fitness seemed to be quite good. After he said hello to the sturdy teacher who was patrolling at the door, he was about to rush into the school, "Hey, what are you doing holding my shoulder, old demon of Montenegro? It hurts, there is a feeling that I am about to be crushed!"

"Fang Shou, classmate!" Teacher Huang, who was called the old demon of Montenegro by Fang Shou, put one hand on Fang Shou's shoulder. He asked very calmly, "What did you just call me?"

"Forgot to use honorifics? I'm really sorry! Mr. Montenegro ...... It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it's going to break, it's going to break!" Fang Shou's ghost crying wolf howl made the students around him look sideways.

"Forget it, I'm used to stupid students like you. Teacher Huang sighed with hatred: "I said, Fang Shou." When are you going to be a little more aggressive? As your teacher, I am under a lot of pressure. ”

"Really, that's hard work. Fang Shou casually said perfunctorily, and was about to walk to the school: "If you don't go in quickly, I'm going to be late! Teacher Huang has something to say later, I'm racing against time now!"

"Race against time?" Teacher Huang sighed again: "You guy has no respect for his superiors, even if you are late, I am used to being late, after all, I am a fool, I can't have too high requirements for you, ......can I?" What's the matter with you, you, challenging the limits of my patience again and again?"

"Huh?"

"So I said, why do you come to school wearing such a T-shirt with the word 'otaku' written on the front and a naked woman with an unknown meaning on the back, shorts and flip-flops?"

......

A few minutes later, Fang Shou, who had several large bags on his head and was forced to change into a school uniform that was too big to fit, fell into the campus in a daze. Damn the old demon of Montenegro, he didn't even give him a chance to go back and change his clothes! What happened when he casually found a school uniform for himself? I wonder if I could go and change my clothes, I would be able to mix around for about half an hour this time? Damn!

No, after all, Teacher Huang just knew Fang Shou's thoughts too well and didn't let this guy out, right?

"Yo, every day when you enter the school, you can see that you are selling cute. The handsome short-haired guy with a very dazzling smile shook his hand at Fang Shou.

"Who are you?" Hey, another guy who is more handsome than me, Fang Shou secretly whispered a few words in his mental stomach.

"Was it broken by the old demon of Montenegro?" The handsome guy touched the wound on the top of Fang Shou's head with some worry: "God, I don't even remember my little friend who has played with me since I was a child, tsk, the rhythm of being rescued?"

"Xu Le, can you let go of your dog's paws?" Fang Shouqiang held back the anger in his heart, pointed to a few girls with little stars in their eyes and said, "You guy, let me be a little restrained! I don't know if we have been targeted by several rotten girl groups?"

"Haha~ Fang Shou!"

Bang!

Fang Shou has always been merciless to, no, because Xu Le called Fang Shou the nickname he didn't want to hear, he didn't hesitate to smash his punch into the stomach. Tut-tut, this guy really has two diametrically opposed attitudes towards boys and girls~ Ah, to put it simply, it's heavy color and light friends?

"No kidding. Xu Le touched his abdomen that had been smashed by Fang Shou and asked, "Have you done your homework today?"

"Homework? What's that? Can I eat it?"

"Wait for death, Murong Yue is in charge of this homework. Xu Le patted Fang Shou on the shoulder and looked at him very sympathetically: "Don't worry, our brothers for so many years, I will definitely collect the corpse for you, Murong Yue that guy also warned you yesterday, right?" You can still live, you can do your own evil, you can't live~"

"Wait, what did you just say? Don't go! Did you just sell me like this? Damn! At least leave me your homework!" Fang Shou held his forehead helplessly, what the hell is that guy Xu Le here for? Damn, since he knows that he hasn't done his homework and still unconsciously handed over his homework, can he still have a good time to play, bastard! But forget it, now is not the time to talk about this, since it is Murong Yue who is in charge of this homework. So...... It's dead.,The Lord God has released another mortal plot after a long absence?It's over.,It's over.......

"It's really over. Knowing that there would be a terrifying catastrophe next, the corners of Fang Shou's mouth curled up strangely: "Yes." It's always been like this, right? My daily life ......."

"Mamoru Komoru?"

"Who's talking?"

"You're enough, although I'm only one meter and four meters away, I'm not so short that I can't see it without lowering my head, right?" Although he is tied with a double ponytail and a loli face, he is not tall. But she's really a high school student!Don't you see her uniform?And,If you're abroad,Please don't talk to Lori casually.,There's such an example around me~ A in the United States was questioned by the police uncle because he took a few photos of a loli......

"Xiao Shou, where do you want to go again?" High school student Xiao Lori stretched out her index finger and silently poked the soft flesh on Fang Shou's waist a few times: "It's almost class." ”

"Class?yes, Xiaoya, hurry up and copy yesterday's homework for me!" "I only think about it now, maybe this childhood sweetheart in front of me will be my only life-saving straw, right?

"Really, Mamoru forgot to do your homework again. Yuan Xiaoya knew Fang Shou's personality very well, and she didn't complain too much: "Let's go first, let's talk about it in class." ”

"Yes!"

I haven't felt that the kind of days that get up early every day to copy homework are so precious, and I haven't experienced it for a while since I copied Yuan Xiaoya's homework every day like this, right?

Pushing open the familiar door, looking at those familiar classmates, Fang Shou felt a little emotional for a while, and really wanted to look up to the sky and shout that Hu Hansan is back again. However, just thinking about it, now is not the time to swagger, only by working hard to eliminate your sense of existence, can you haode copy your homework without being discovered by those hateful doglegs! Yes, you have to be low-key, you have to be quiet!

Fang Shou gently pulled away his chair and pulled out a few notebooks from the drawer.

"Fang Shou. ”

"The biggest dog leg has appeared!"

"What do you say?" With shoulder-length long black hair, unpowdered but radiant facial features, cold and glamorous unequaled easily attacked the noble temperament of shaking M, the mysterious eldest lady Murong Yue gently closed the book in her hand, turned her head and glanced at Fang Shou casually.

"Mu, Murong. "It's impossible, isn't your place next to that Murong Yue? no matter how much you eliminate your sense of existence, you can't copy your homework under the nose of that queen: "I'm just talking about my dinner......"

"That's right. Murong Yue seemed to believe Fang Shou's words and continued to flip through her novel.

"Huh~" Fang Shou let out a long breath, and hurriedly shook his brows at Yuan Xiaoya on the other side, motioning for her to hand over the homework. Horizontal and vertical are all dead, and when there is no way to retreat, this guy Fang Shou will definitely choose to fight against the water! Isn't it just copying homework under the teacher's nose? Who hasn't done such a stupid thing when he was young? As long as jishuhaode speaks, he will definitely be able to ......

"That's right. Murong Yue suddenly said loudly.

"How, how?"

"If you think you can copy your homework right under my nose...... Murong Yue smiled: "Kill you." ”

She was smiling hotly, but there was no smile in her eyes! This person is so scary! Pinch yourself, this is definitely a dream, definitely a dream! (To be continued......