Chapter 41: Midnight Jokes
Xu Nuo'er's anger came up at once, but he had to force it down, he was right, this is the palace, and every inch of land is his property, including her Xu Nuo'er has already taken his surname.
"Lord, that's what I said, but we are busy as a family, so you can't be so clear?"
Mo Xingchen chuckled lightly, "At this time, do you remember that we are a family?" If this king is not mistaken, it seems that we only have the name of husband and wife and not the reality of husband and wife, tonight, this king will let you really become a member of our Mo family. ”
Xu Nuo'er couldn't calm down anymore, her pretty face burned like a monkey's buttocks, and she would be dreamed of on her head and fall on the bed and pretend to be dead. She decided that she would play dead to the end today. I'd rather suffocate than let this hateful fellow get away with it.
"You think it's useful to pretend to be an ostrich, heh, stupid woman, go inside!" Mo Xingchen sneered and pushed Xu Yu'er, and suddenly a place was vacated on the bed. He was so sharp that he just lay down.
Since returning to the door, he has never been so quietly lying beside her, and when the two meet on weekdays, she is also very well disguised, and she can't see any real emotions at all, only when she glimpses can she see the vivid and real her.
Mo Xingchen lifted the corner of the quilt to cover himself, and at this time, Xu Yu'er shrunk into a ball, and he didn't dare to move, for fear of angering the guys around him.
"Did you have a nightmare just now?" said the guy next to him for a long time.
"Ahh Xu Yu'er's brain was obviously in a short-circuited state, and he replied mechanically.
"Come here, I'll put my arms around you, and you won't have nightmares. Mo Xingchen said with a smile.
NND, you hug me, I have to have nightmares even more, a group of female ghosts are jealous, and they don't chop her into meat dumplings, Xu Yu'er thought angrily.
"Forget it, my lord's kindness is understood, you should stay away from me, I feel more secure. Xu Yu'er laughed dryly and said unappreciatively.
Hearing this, Mo Xingchen raised his eyebrows, and said a little innocently: "Could it be that this royal family is not a flood beast, how can the princess avoid it? It seems that other women are quite willing to approach this king, is the princess a woman?"
"Hehe, in fact, it's okay for me to be a man, then we are good brothers, in fact, it's actually quite good to be brothers or friends. Xu Nuo'er smirked, but accidentally said the truth.
Mo Xingchen was no longer calm at this time, look at this posture, Xu Yu'er, a dead woman, really didn't treat him as a husband at all, don't give her a little color, look at how to cheer up her husband in the future!
"Can you try it again?" Mo Xingchen's eyes narrowed slightly, like a leopard that broke into the peaceful house at midnight in the faint moonlight, full of danger.
Xu Nuo'er suddenly lost his confidence, these three watches in the middle of the night, if you want to shout, you can't shout, you can't fight, you must outwit and not force out.
Xu Nuo'er had a certain idea, and hurriedly smiled and showed weakness: "Master-you are really angry? Nuo'er is not joking with you, you are angry, how about Nuo'er tell you a story?"
"Don't tell me what you're going to talk about a thousand and one nights, it's all foolish nonsense, this king is not a three-year-old child, and he is not interested in those children. Mo Xingchen rarely showed his childish side, pouting and staring at the promise with a look of hope like an idiot.
Looking at his appearance, Xu Yu'er suddenly looked like a deflated ball, she wanted to tell a few mythological stories to distract her attention, but she didn't expect that before she could tell, the wine glass was fixed as a mentally handicapped child, where could she still open her mouth.
"Hmph, if you don't talk about it, you won't talk about it, then go to sleep, the prince will go to court early tomorrow morning. This angry and bold suddenly became bigger, just now he was afraid of a mouse, but in a blink of an eye, he became a fried kitten, turned around and stopped paying attention to Mo Xingchen.
Mo Xingchen smiled secretly, this little woman was obviously afraid, and she pretended to be not afraid of heaven and earth, which really made people feel funny. But she was smart enough, she just took the opportunity to find a protective umbrella for herself, and then she turned around and ran away from him, but she was really stupid and naïve to think about it, he was a prince of Mo, and he was sent away so easily?
Mo Xingchen smiled and took a step closer, and deliberately blew the wind ambiguously in Xu Yue'er's ear: "Otherwise, you can tell Ye some colorful help, maybe Ye will fall asleep as soon as he is happy." ”
Hearing this, Xu Yu'er almost bit his tongue, NND This is what the face-faced prince said? He teased her so bluntly, hum, it's really underwhelming? But in retrospect, who has the guts to beat him, if he doesn't beat him, it's okay to find trouble, if he beats, he will be explained in this life.
"Forgive, Nuo'er is stupid, Nuo'er hasn't learned, no. Xu Nuo'er didn't plan to ignore the pervert next to him, and said angrily.
"Snort! I won't be unfettered, this king can teach you, teach you by word and deed, and don't charge tuition, is the princess willing to learn?" Mo Xingchen smiled even more, deliberately teasing even harder.
"I'm not interested, the prince should go and teach Mrs. An or other Yingying Yanyan, they are looking forward to you. Xu Yu'er scolded secretly, eating in the bowl and looking at the scum in the pot, there were people looking forward to it, it was really unreasonable, the most angry guy didn't go to those who flattered him, he had to run to her in the middle of the night to find a scolding, and he was really cheap.
"The princess's jealousy is not small, otherwise, as long as the princess waits for me to be satisfied, this king will favor you alone in the future, how can you make a deal?" Mo Xingchen's charming eyes blinked, and the magic sound of midnight sounded faintly.
"It's not uncommon, the prince is still recuperating and waiting to face the other women's army, Nuo'er, I'm sleepy. "Xu Yu'er hated it so much, did this guy forget to take the medicine or took the wrong medicine today, what the hell is going on, what kind of spring is happening here!
"Don't, the princess's performance makes this king mistakenly think that the charm is not good, so this king wants to conquer even more. Mo Xingchen was willing to let go of Xu Nuo'er easily, chuckled, and deliberately distorted the facts.
"You still have no end, you are a dignified and blessed king, except for that little love between men and women, you can't think about the big things about the country and the people! Xiliang and Loulan are eyeing each other, why don't you sweep them away, what kind of hero is fighting in bed all day long......" Xu Yu'er lost his words after knowing that he was angry, so the voice became smaller and smaller, so that in the end, it was as thin as a mosquito.
"It seems that the princess is very concerned about national affairs, it turns out that the princess is not only a little princess, but wants to be the mother of a country!" Mo Xingchen's face darkened, and his tone of voice suddenly became a little colder.
Xu Yu'er secretly shouted, this guy was already quite suspicious, and then there was a master-apprentice relationship between Xu Xiangye and the emperor, he suspected that she was normal, and now she talked about national affairs, it was a big taboo, the harem was not allowed to participate in politics, let alone a small woman like them.
"The prince laughed, it is a great honor for Nuo'er to be the princess of Fu, but there is no delusion to be the mother of the country, people are valuable in self-knowledge, the prince can spoil me so much, let me have something to say but I don't want to say, if I change the other person Nuo'er doesn't know how many times she will die. Xu Nuo'er took the kung fu of slapping the horse to the extreme.
Sure enough, Mo Xingchen's face softened a lot, and when he turned his head, he stared timidly at his bright starry eyes, and his anger was inexplicably suppressed.
"It turns out that you are either unintentional, or pretending to be a hollow cabbage, and I still treat you as an immortal outside the world. Mo Xingchen said lukewarmly, and there was no joy or anger in his eyes.
"Hehe, the immortal who came from him is just an ordinary person with the naked eye, and I want to thank the prince for his tolerance and care during this time. Xu Yu'er smiled and couldn't help but say all the words.
As long as this great god is not angry, it is worth it for her to apologize, and people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
There is absolutely no good fruit to eat if she offends her food and clothing, and it is not too late to raise her eyebrows when she leaves here.
"The princess has been getting better and better lately, and this king can't get angry when he wants to, so let's sleep! Look at your unkempt appearance, rest assured, this king is not so hungry and hungry. Mo Xingchen's words changed, and Xu Yu'er's pretty face turned red.
"I slept after washing, but how do you know that my face is gray?"
"Is it? This king looks, poof!" Mo Xingchen took a step closer and seemed to look at it carefully, and suddenly pecked it like a dragonfly, and then smiled evilly, "Well, it's verified, it's no ash, and it can be broken by blowing ......."
Xu Yu'er knew that she had been tricked again, so she closed her eyes angrily and pretended to be dead.
She didn't want to pay attention to the big pervert next to her, otherwise she would have to be eaten and wiped clean if she wasn't careful.