Although Grandpa Tai is a broken mouth, it can still be found from his words that he cares about Lin Yuxi very much, even if he knows that Lin Yuxi can't hear it, he is constantly nagging, and even cares about Lin Yuxi's marriage problem. Grandpa talked to himself all night, and Lin Yuxi also knelt silently in front of the coffin all night.

The next day, a gray-bearded, trembling old man walked in from outside the courtyard, looking about sixty or seventy years old, he knocked on the broken 'door' of Lin Yuxi's house with a cane, Lin Yuxi wanted to stand up and open the 'door', but found that his knees were numb, so he said to the outside: "The 'door' is not locked, come in directly, my 'legs' are numb, I can't stand up." ”

The old man outside the 'door' stretched out his hand tremblingly, pushed the 'door' a few times, but found that the 'door' did not move at all, the old man glared, I thought he was going to break the 'door' and enter, but I only heard the old man say to the house: "No, Yuxi, it's too tight, I can't get in." ”

"Old Li family's third uncle, you work hard, you come in with force!" Lin Yuxi said while sitting on the ground, rubbing his knees.

"No, the third uncle is too old to be energetic, what are you doing Yuxi? ”

These words, in this era, are absolutely no problem, and no one will think crookedly. But since I was a child, I have been baptized by the East Hot blockbuster, and I unconsciously think crookedly, this dialogue is too Nima classic, right? Lin Meng'er and Wushuang's faces also 'revealed' a strange look, Wushuang said: "The people in this village are so open-minded. ”

"It's you who are open-minded. I put my arms around Wushuang's waist and said, "People in this era don't care about these at all. ”

Lin Yuxi had no choice but to climb to the 'door', open the 'door' and said: "Third uncle, I knelt here all night, and my 'legs' were numb, I'm really sorry for making you wait so long." ”

"It's okay, Yuxi, although you only have one relative in your family, your grandfather is the only relative, but the whole village will help you deal with your grandfather's funeral. You kid, you have been sensible and obedient since you were a child, and you are even closer to Tsinghua University and Peking University, which has won glory for our whole village. ”

Lin Yuxi corrected: "Third uncle, Tsinghua University and Peking University are two schools. ”

"It doesn't matter if he's one or two. The third uncle leaned on crutches, took out a cigarette and said: "Anyway, you are promising, I have a lot of face when I go to other villages, so I told them that there is a college student from Tsinghua University and Peking University in our village, and you have to call me the third uncle." Also, the little grandson of the old Tang family 'urinated' on the kang yesterday, was beaten by his mother, and drove him to the west to learn scriptures... ”

This village is really full of talents! My grandfather is a broken mouth, and this 'third uncle of the old Li family' is a senile dementia, and his ideas are unrestrained, and his erudition is amazing! He can go from handling the aftermath to Tsinghua University and Peking University, and from winning glory for the village to the little grandson of the old Tang family, and then from the 'urine' kang to the Journey to the West. Humanity is no longer able to stop his Alzheimer's syndrome!

And Lin Yuxi seemed to have long been accustomed to the situation of the third uncle of the old Li family, so he nodded and changed the topic back: "Third uncle, let's talk about my grandfather first." ”

"Hey, yes, yes, look at my head, I digress when I talk about it, in this case, I actually told you about the little grandson of the old Tang family, but let me tell you, the little grandson of the old Tang family really went to the west to learn scriptures, and he also changed his name, called Tang Seng!"

Hearing this, I was once again fucked and collapsed! Tang Seng's surname is Tang? It seems that his surname is Chen, right? This old Li family's third uncle is also too Nima's talent! Lin Yuxi grew up in such a village, and his thoughts were not affected, this is the greatest miracle that has happened on earth since the Jurassic!

Lin Yuxi still looked like a nerd, he pushed his glasses, and said calmly: "Well, Tang Seng also accepted three apprentices on the road, one is called Cheng Yanjin, one is called Yang Guo, and the other is called Mei 'Yan' Fang, right?"

The third uncle of the old Li family looked at Lin Yuxi in surprise and asked, "How do you know?!"

"Because you've told me more than a hundred times. Lin Yuxi still said calmly.

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It is undoubtedly very difficult to communicate with the third uncle of the old Li family, but fortunately, Lin Yuxi's 'sex' personality is also very good, and after patiently communicating with the third uncle for more than ten minutes, the third uncle finally got to the point: "Yuxi, you don't have to worry about this, I have already found Mr. 'Yin' Yang to choose a feng shui treasure place, bury your grandfather there, and ensure that you will have smooth sailing in the future." ”

Lin Yuxi frowned slightly and said: "Third uncle, I know that you have been 'bewitched' by feudal 'superstition' beliefs all your life, but the profession of Mr. 'Yin' Yang is completely deceptive, and their tricks can actually be explained by chemical means. For example, on a piece of paper, there were no words on it, but after dipping it in ink, the words can be revealed, but in fact, the words are written in wax on top of it. Washing your hands with boiling oil is actually adding vinegar to the oil, and when it is heated, the vinegar will move upward, but in fact the temperature in the pan is not high, but it looks like the oil has boiled. ”

"Yuxi, although you have a career and received cultural education, but there are some things you still have to believe, Mr. Zhang is really a very powerful 'Yin' Yang Mr., who helped our village solve a lot of strange things, and I also helped him with other villagers when I was young, and I went to the mountains to catch zombies. ”

Lin Yuxi could only shake his head at these, obviously not believing what the third uncle with Alzheimer's said, but he was a person who knew etiquette and didn't want to quarrel with the third uncle, so he changed the topic and said: "Third uncle, I can toss the rest with you, but my grandfather must be cremated, the state advocates the protection of cultivated land and the saving of land resources, I want my grandfather to make some contributions to the country, so he must be cremated, not directly buried!"

At this time, a middle-aged man walked in outside, this person was about fifty years old, his 'spirit' was vibrant, his eyes were bright, and he said while walking into the courtyard: "Doll, your grandfather must be buried, because he belongs to the five elements of wood, the most taboo fire, if you get caught in the fire after death, you will inevitably be separated from your wife in the future, and die of unhuman death!

"Alarmist. Lin Yuxi obviously didn't believe in this evil.

But when I heard the words of this 'yin' and yang, my body was shocked! How could it be? How could this guy say it so accurately? Lin Yuxi did die of his wife later, separated from his own son, and later died of undue causes, and I, who was a son, also died a few times! If it weren't for Wushuang, I would have really died! If my grandfather was really cremated, then all of this 'yin' and yang's words would have been verified! For a while, I paid more careful attention to the following situation, and I didn't intend to let go of any detail.

Mr. 'Yin' Yang was not angry, smiled and said: "Doll, there are some things, I would rather believe them, and besides, your grandfather just said that he doesn't want to be cremated." ”

That's right, just now when Grandpa Tai heard Lin Yuxi say that he wanted to be cremated, he did shout on the side: "You unfilial son, I have raised you for decades, but after I die, I will be cremated, and I can't even have a whole corpse left, you unfilial descendant... ”

Lin Yuxi smiled: "You are really joking, my grandfather's heart has stopped beating, how can a dead man speak." ”

Mr. Yin Yang said unhurriedly: "Doll, I heard that you are the only talent in Shili and Eight Townships for decades, graduated from Tsinghua University, and received many years of scientific education, but many things cannot be explained by science. For example, zombies, why do corpses move and bite?"

Although Lin Yuxi has a good temper, he happened to experience the Cultural Revolution when he was a child, and he knew the slogan of 'Down with all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods', and when he encountered 'superstitious' things, he was like meeting an enemy who killed his father, changed his good temper, and said to Mr. 'Yin' Yang: "If you can find me a zombie now, and let me see that he can move and bite, I will believe everything you say." ”

Mr. 'Yin' Yang said: "I can turn your grandfather's corpse into a zombie, but it is too troublesome, and it will make your grandfather's soul dissipate and cannot be reincarnated, I will not do this kind of immoral thing." Anyway, your grandfather was cremated, and you were the one who was damaged, and I have already said it in place, if you don't believe it, I can't help it. ”

And the soul of the grandfather found that Mr. 'Yin' Yang could hear himself, so he hurriedly came to Mr. 'Yin' Yang, and while bending down to salute, he begged: "Master, please, help me train this unfilial son, I don't want to be cremated, besides, if I am cremated, he will be affected in the future." ”

Mr. 'Yin' Yang said to Grandpa's soul: "Your grandson doesn't listen to the advice, I can't help it, some things are destined by God, since your grandson insists on cremating you, I can't change it, if I forcibly change, I will go against the will of God, and even I will die." ”

The third uncle of the old Li family asked tremblingly, "Master, who are you talking to?"

"It's fine. Mr. 'Yin' Yang looked at Lin Yuxi and said: "Doll, I will advise you one last time, if your grandfather is cremated, it will affect the fortune of your life, you must think about it before answering me, whether it is burial or cremation." ”

"Cremation. Lin Yuxi said affirmatively, and then said to Mr. 'Yin' Yang: "I didn't mean to target you, but I want to advocate cremation, so that grandpa will not 'waste' the country's land resources after his death. ”

Cremation! Sure enough, it was cremation! At this moment, I was completely stunned! It was so shocking! What Mr. 'Yin' Yang said was all right! This guy is not a charlatan, he can see the soul, he can talk to the soul, and even have a certain understanding of the 'rules'! Who the hell is this guy?

(The third will be released a little later.) )