Chapter 004: My master is a beauty
As the saying goes: the proprietress is out of the horse, a top two!
When you go out to deliver takeaways, you can meet strange Shu millet to talk.
Of course, the proprietress will not be polite to this kind of person, fifty donkey fires are the price!
Chen Daxiu was taking a bath at this time, and Master Wu in the back kitchen also packed the donkey fire.
"I'm leaving!" Chen Daxiu put on new clothes and drove to the Qinghe community.
"Be careful on the road!"
The proprietress said with concern, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly: "Stinky boy, it's developing well..."
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Qinghe Community, Block A, one basement.
"Hello, food delivery!" Chen Daxiu shouted softly.
Squeak –
A middle-aged uncle with a shiny face, with a big belly, walked out of the door.
There is also a peculiar smell of semi-underground dampness.
"Hmm, who are you?"
The uncle asked with a disdainful face, "Did you find the wrong person?"
Chen Daxiu verified the address: "That's right, it's you, I'm here to send donkey meat to be burned, fifty, you count!"
"Damn! What about that twenty-eight-year-old beauty? Why didn't she come to deliver it?" said the uncle angrily.
"That's our hostess, and I'm the one who delivers the food. Chen Daxiu bared his little white teeth and showed a unique smile.
The uncle suddenly lost interest.
Obviously, this strange Shu millet was swept away by the proprietress.
He thought that with 300 yuan, he could fool the proprietress into coming here and doing something embarrassing with him.
What donkey meat is burned or something, it's just an excuse.
But I don't want to, these three hundred yuan is really fifty donkey heads to burn.
Strange Shu Xiao's face was displeased, but he couldn't call the police, unless he told the police that he wanted to hehehe...
"...... Get out!"
With a bang, the door slammed shut.
Through the door, you can still hear the sound of cursing inside, and there is more than one man.
"Phew, the old girl is very good, she deserves it!" Chen Daxiu secretly scolded.
It seems that this old thing still has companions, this is the rhythm of attacking the boss, but fortunately the boss lady didn't come.
Damn, I'll leave quickly, in case there are any special lovers in it, Brother Daxiu's little Juju may not be guaranteed!
Chen Daxiu took a few arrow steps and reached the ground.
- Help!
- Help!
- Help!
......
"Someone seems to be shouting for help?"
Chen Daxiu has been a warm-hearted person since he was a child, and when he was in elementary school, he knew how to use a long bamboo pole to save children who fell into the water. (Although he deliberately pushed the child down for experimentation).
At this time, when you hear someone shouting for help, how can you ignore it?
Following the sound, Chen Daxiu trotted through the small garden.
Strangely enough, there were quite a few people in the garden, but none of them cared as if they hadn't heard.
"Isn't it, haven't you heard that the people in the city are cold-blooded?"
Chen Daxiu muttered in his heart, and soon, he found the source of the sound.
"Meow~(Help!)"
"Meow~ (Help!)"
"Holy, won't you?"
Chen Daxiu shook his head vigorously and found that the sound was made by a small flower cat downstairs in Block C.
"Can you speak human language?" asked Chen Daxiu boldly.
The little flower cat shrugged her ears and was stunned: "I can understand human speech, but I can't speak human language! Can you understand me?"
"......" Chen Daxiu.
"It feels like a mess!"
Chen Daxiu pondered for a moment: "You can understand human words, but you can't speak human words, so how do we communicate?" Can I understand what the cat is saying?"
Thinking of this, something suddenly occurred in his mind.
The place where I met the female celestial master again, I seemed to hear something about a rat's nest later.
I didn't find anyone at the time, so could it be...
How many rats were talking at that time?
What is the situation?
Can I understand the language of beasts?
"Can you understand me?" said the little flower cat anxiously.
It didn't have time for Chen Daxiu to think.
"Should... It should be possible. Chen Daxiu said uncertainly.
"Great, my master is in trouble, you go and help her!" the little flower cat pleaded with two poor little eyes.
"Is your master in trouble?"
Chen Daxiu took out his mobile phone: "Do you want to call the police first?"
Chen Daxiu is not a superman, he habitually remembers in his mind: find the police if you have something!
"It's too late. ”
The little flower cat stretched out her little paws and said anxiously: "My master is in danger, and something will happen at any time!" Oh, don't talk nonsense, go up to the third floor, Block C 302, my master is in the room, you go and save her!"
"......" Chen Daxiu didn't know what the situation was, but he didn't dare to act rashly.
Seeing him hesitate, the little flower cat rolled her eyes: "My master is a beauty!"
"What are you talking about!" Chen Daxiu said with a gloomy face.
Three seconds later: "302 huh, how do I get in?"
"Poof......
A mouthful of cat blood spurted out, and the little flower cat said, "You come with me, the kitchen window on the third floor is not closed, you can enter from there." ”
Wow –
Wow –
Wow –
The little flower cat jumped three times and two times, and it had already reached the second floor. This kind of height, for a cat, is simply like walking on the ground.
Chen Daxiu thought to himself, no matter who he saved, listening to what the little flower cat said, its owner should have been restrained, so he couldn't go up empty-handed.
So I looked around for something that could be used.
But in the community, where is there anything destructive.
I searched and searched, but I couldn't find half a brick.
I only found a PVC pipe that was not long under the grass next to it, and it was half a fucking one, so it couldn't be used at all.
"Hurry up," the little flower cat urged softly.
It seems that he is worried about someone in the building who will hear it.
Wow –
Wow –
Chen Daxiu quickly climbed up the edge of the balcony as well.
When he was a child, he always acted as an old boy with his friends, going to other people's houses to uncover tiles.
So the height of a three-story building is nothing to Chen Daxiu.
"Where's the entrance?" asked Chen Daxiu in a low voice.
"It's up there!"
The little flower cat pointed slightly with its front paws, and there was a window without light on the third floor, which should be the kitchen that the little flower cat said.
Chen Daxiu used both hands and feet, and soon climbed near the window.
"I'll go to the other side to attract them, and you take the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen!" the little flower cat meowed in Spanish, making a plan to lure the enemy.
"Oh!"
Chen Daxiu's mouth moved, and he made an OK gesture on his hand, and he forgot whether the little flower cat could understand.
- Meow...
- Meow......
............
Little Flower Cat began to move, and soon, she heard cursing from the windowsill where Little Flower Cat was.
"Dead cat, get out of here!!!" cried a woman viciously.
Chen Daxiu took advantage of the noisy sound, turned over, and jumped into the kitchen.
Because the light was dark in the kitchen, Chen Daxiu had to take out his mobile phone and quietly illuminate it.
Kitchen knives, forks, long and short knives, you can find it.
But none of these things are very smooth.
"Huh, rolling pin!" Chen Daxiu was overjoyed, this thing was okay.
Picking up a half-meter-long rolling pin, he gently pushed open the kitchen door.
The little flower cat is very smart, and knows that he has already entered, so he yells outside, and the other humans can't understand it anyway.
"Walk through the living room, the bedroom on the left, the door is not closed. ”
Chen Daxiu heard it clearly, and glanced at the crazy woman, who was scolding the little flower cat on the windowsill on the other side.
A flying donkey in the sky, like an arrow, passed through the living room, reached out to push the door open, closed it with his backhand, and did it in one go.
The whole process was very quiet, and it took less than three seconds.
Entering the bedroom, Chen Daxiu snorted softly: "Whew-"
Looking back, under the light yellow table lamp, there was a sexy beauty lying on the milky white big bed.