Chapter 22: Nicknames

5-year-old Wuqi was induced by Worthen to see for the first time a picture that he didn't see much at his age, the seductive carcass of a young woman, and a perfect body with a convex and backward curve, the female disciple's firm chest and her slender waist like a water snake made Waltson, who peeked at all this from a distance, drool, drool, and swallowed a lot of saliva. However, there was still an innocent look in the eyes of Wuqi beside him, but at this time, there were more doubts and incomprehension in his eyes.

"Master, why does she have two asses?"

"Don't make any noise! Don't ask, keep watching!" Finally having a good mood was disturbed, Worthen waved his hand impatiently at Wuqi, but unexpectedly, he only gained a moment of peace, and a question sounded in his ears that disappointed him, "Master." Isn't my sister a monster? Why is there an ass in front of her? Does that ass also fart?"

This time, Worthen's slightly frowning brow suddenly relaxed, and he laughed angrily at Wuqi's sudden question. He touched Wuqi's little head and explained softly, "Little rabbit." Remember, this is the chest. Women, they all have this drop. ”

"Boobs?" Wuqi asked even more puzzled, "Master." Then what is the butt not called a boob?"

Worthen laughed secretly in his heart again, the questions asked by this little baby at this age were really strange and all-encompassing. He also knew the way, and continued to explain to Wuqi, he didn't understand at all, so he didn't plan to talk nonsense anymore, reached out and gently pressed Wuqi's little head, pointed to the two undulating little white rabbits on the female disciple's chest and jokingly said, "Tell you, you don't understand it now." Anyway, you just need to remember Master's words. A woman has two buttocks, one in the front and one in the back. Zhilu said, do your senior sisters often take a bath for what is going on?"

Wuqi shook his head without hesitation, and Worthen explained with a smile: "Just because, they have an extra ass than your senior brother and you." A butt poops and urinate several times a day, the smell is unbearable, women have two buttocks and don't take a bath often, do you say it will stink to death?"

"I see, Master, I see. Suddenly got the answer he wanted, Wuqi's eyes flashed with golden light, he nodded happily again and again, and looked at Worthen's heart with a secret smile: You little rabbit cub! If I don't say so today, I will definitely be chased by you to the east and west to ask non-stop, it's okay here. If you go to the master's door and let the other disciples hear your question, they are not stupid, nine times out of ten they will think that I took you to see something that should not be seen, if this secret is known to the female disciples under the door, where will my old face go!

"Master, you are amazing! ”

"That's nature!" Seeing Wuqi's reverent gaze at him, Worthen narrowed his eyes slightly, stroked a few inches of beard on his chin and nodded slowly in response, making a high posture as a teacher, as if he had really done something great.

In the days that followed, Wuqi continued to pester Walt Sen to tell him stories every day, but Walt still sent Wuqi aside with a casual excuse, and sneaked into the back mountain to continue to observe the infinite beauty of spring. However, what made Worthen depressed was that Wuqi, the kid, didn't know what kind of panacea Lu Dao had taken, and he found his peeking stronghold every time. In order to avoid Wuqi's search, Walson changed dozens of locations around the lake in the back mountain where he could hide his figure. He tried so hard to hide, but he was still able to be found by Wuqi, and Worthen had to choose to give up after being the most embarrassed, so a scene that made people cry and laugh appeared.

In the back of a towering mountain, among the lush foliage of trees, there is a small lake, the water is clear, the water vapor is pervasive, and the distance of several hundred meters around is rendered with a hazy atmosphere. In the haze, several naked young girls are playing in the lake, looking from a distance, it seems that the legend of the seven fairies descended to earth reappears. The lake was overgrown with weeds and rocks, and on the left and right sides of a boulder about three or four meters long and wide, two faces were motionless peeking at the young woman shrouded in water vapor in front of them. These two heads, one big and one small, are the two strange masters and apprentices of Worthen and Wuqi. Since Worthen gave up hiding from Wuqi, he obediently took Wuqi to observe this rare fairyland on earth, and Wuqi was also nicknamed a little biter by him because he followed Worthen 24 hours a day.

The sixth year was supposed to be the easiest year for Worthen, but like the unpredictable old days, Worthen couldn't imagine what kind of new disasters he would bring to himself. In the sixth year, Wuqi finally dug up the last trace of knowledge left in Watson's mind. Whether it was the story or the cultivation methods of various witchcraft, Wu Qi had heard it hundreds of times, and he finally felt tired of it. When Wuqi finally said to Worthen one day, "Master." I've heard your story three hundred and seven times. This is the three hundred and eighth times. ”

"Well, I'll tell you about some of my favorite witchcraft. ”

"Master. There are only two types of sorcery you have, drunkenness and petrification. This is the 172nd time I've heard you say. Today is the one hundred and seventy-third time. ”

"That's good. I'm going to make an exception today. Worthon's old face turned red in embarrassment, and he stubbornly continued, "Which one do you want to learn witchcraft, drunkenness, and petrification?"

"Master. I have answered you two hundred and thirty-seven times, and today is my two hundred and thirty-eighth answer to you. Master, I don't want to learn witchcraft, I just want to be like my brothers and sisters, I can travel and play. ”

"Oh. That's right. I forgot. Walzen nodded awkwardly again, then looked at Wuqi with a look of embarrassment, and said with a wry smile: "Then what do you want?"

"Master. Wuqi's immature face suddenly showed a hint of a wicked smile that only adults have, "Actually, I want to go and see the asss of the senior sisters." ”

As soon as these words came out, Worthen immediately looked at Wuqi carefully for a long time, and saw that the other party's little kid who was only 6 years old had already become lustful, and his old face couldn't help but turn red again, who can blame him? Isn't it himself who taught Wuqi, a child who was innocent a year ago, to be the lascivious and unbearable appearance he is now? As the saying goes, it is easy for children to learn bad, but it is difficult to learn, and this is really true. ,

Seeing the evil smile on Wuqi's face that was completely inconsistent with his age, Worthen suddenly felt a sense of guilt, but he liked this child who had tormented him for 5 years more and more, because Wuqi's smile at this time was so similar to him. Looking at the evil smile on the face of this six-year-old child, Worthen seemed to return to his youth.

"You little rabbit cub! What is not good at learning, but I peeked at the woman taking a bath from the master!" Worthen was angry and slapped Wuqi's head hard.

"Hehe, Master, don't I learn from you?" Touching the top of his head that was a little painful, Wuqi smiled evilly at Worthen and stuck out his tongue, and he didn't beat Worthen or scold him.

In the sixth year, the relationship between the master and apprentice became a lot closer, but it made people laugh and cry, but it was entirely due to the peeking at the woman taking a bath, during which the master and apprentice exchanged the most not the method of cultivating witchcraft, nor the various novel products of the Lanfa Continent, but the size of the woman's boobs was the most beautiful, suitable and tempting. This topic, if placed on other masters and apprentices, is definitely the biggest taboo, but Wuqi and Worthen are in love, and they are really a rare combination of master and apprentice in ancient and modern times.

However, it was not only these little things that gave Worthen a headache in the sixth year, what made him most depressed was that Wuqi suddenly had a minor illness in the sixth year, and the symptoms were just ordinary colds, but it was this ordinary cold, and Wuqi never got better after being infected with it. Although the symptoms of the cold are serious and Wuqi's nasal discharge is non-stop, what makes Walzen strange is that the sick Wuqi does not have the dizziness and fatigue of ordinary people after a cold, but his energy after he catches a cold is more vigorous than before, which is the most incomprehensible problem for Waltson, and it is also the place that Wuqi himself is most puzzled about.

However, it is not a way to walk around behind Waltson's ass with snot every day, so in order to completely cure this little guy's illness, Walson also spent a lot of money to invite doctors from the villages and towns around Wushan, but the effect was not ideal. After that, he had to routinely let his disciples go down the mountain every month to buy a large amount of paper towels for Wuqi, not in bags, but in boxes. His purse was naturally flattened a lot because of this, and he was shy in his pocket, and he almost cried several times. But what can be done about this? Who let Wuqi be the one he took the initiative to take in?

"Slug, slug!

Early in the morning, the rooster had just finished crowing, and Wuqi, who was still peeking at the fairies taking a bath in his sleep, was suddenly awakened by a familiar voice. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and shook his head subconsciously, until he remembered that this was the new nickname given to him by his senior brothers and sisters not long ago, and then he remembered that this person's voice came from one of his senior brothers.

"Well, what's wrong, Sixth Senior Brother?"

"Master asked you to go to his room, saying that a guest has come looking for you!"

"Guest?"

What kind of guest could it be? Wu Qi, who was only 6 years old, was running rapidly in his mind, but after thinking about it, he never remembered that he knew anyone outside Wushan, and after subconsciously responding, he thanked the sixth senior brother who informed him, and then quickly finished washing up, and hurriedly ran to the room where the master was. While running, he also wiped his lips that had been soaked with snot with a tissue, making a unique sound of blowing his nose, which caused the brothers and sisters around him to laugh for a while.