Chapter 203: Teasing
"Well, I also think Nuo'er's proposal is good, you can replace wine with tea, Nuo'er is so interested, I shouldn't give face, okay, then replace wine with tea. Come on, serve the wine!" Nalan Qidi hurriedly commanded outside.
Because they were afraid of disturbing the two of them eating, the guards were waiting outside the door, and as soon as they heard the order, they immediately responded and trotted to get the wine.
Looking at the jar of fine wine, a smile flashed in Xu Nuo'er's eyes, and then said with a smile: "Do you know, there is a custom in our Mexican country, that is, if you want to have a smooth journey on a long voyage or go far away, you need to sacrifice to the sky and the sea, we will sacrifice the sky for the first cup, the sea for the second cup, and the emperor for the third cup, how about you drink?"
"Okay, then follow the customs of your Mo country, in order for us to have a smooth journey back to Loulan, and for the sake of us to be happy together in the future, I am willing to do anything. Nalan Qidi seemed to be very talkative, and nodded in agreement.
Soon the two raised a glass together to salute heaven and earth, and then to the god of the sea.
Xu Nuo'er poured a glass of wine for Nalan Qidi with a smile, poured herself another cup of tea, and took the lead in raising the cup and said meaningfully: "Let Nuo'er give the emperor a cup, for our reunion, I hope the emperor will still be Nuo'er's enlightenment brother in the future." ”
"Okay, I will always be the enlightened brother in Nuo'er's heart, and no one dares to call me that except for Nuo'er. Nalan Qidi raised his glass and drank it down.
Xu Nuo'er also drank the tea, which was the most enthusiastic response to him.
"Come, let Nuo'er toast the emperor with another cup, and wish the emperor a blessed life and a long life, and the country will be forever. Xu Nuo'er smiled and said auspicious words, and that smile suddenly fascinated Nalan Qidi, and he had forgotten where he was now and what his current task was.
Xu Nuo'er also raised the wine glass with a smile, and suddenly his hand slipped, and the wine glass fell to the ground with a bang.
Xu Yu'er seemed to be a little nervous to pick up the cup, "Ah!" A cry of pain made her right fingers have been punctured, and blood is flowing.
"Noor, you, you're okay, why are you so careless, you fell and fell, what kind of dream do you have when you pick it up, someone will come over to take care of it in a while. Nalan Qidi hurriedly walked over and looked at it with a concerned face.
I saw the white little hands, and the blood from the fingertips kept flowing out, and it seemed that the wound was not shallow.
Nalan Qidi hurriedly brought Xu Nuo'er's little hand to his mouth, and he actually sucked it with his mouth.
"Ahh
Nalan was silent, but his face showed a bad smile that was rare after the prank succeeded.
A sly smile flashed in Xu Nuo'er's watery eyes, it seemed that his guess was really correct, and only this method could make him lose his defense.
"No'er, okay, it's not going to flow, it's still working, right?" asked Nalan Qidi with a smile on his face.
"Thank you, aren't you afraid of being poisoned?" asked Xu Yu'er with a serious face.
"It's okay, it's a poison we are used to, and we already have resistance, so don't worry. Nalan Qidi said disapprerovingly.
Xu Nuo'er smiled secretly, "The drunkenness used in this word is used by her master for her self-defense, she tricked Nalan into drinking in order to make Nalan Qidi lose her taste buds, and she came up with such a bitter trick." ”
"That's good, let's continue eating, I'm fine, your method is really good, no bloodshed. Thank you!" Xu Nuo'er smiled and thanked him.
"Okay, let's continue ......" Before Nalan Qidi could finish speaking, he fell down with a stumble, and promised to help him up.
"You, are you alright? Xu Nuo'er asked anxiously.
"I don't know, it's just that I'm dizzy, dizzy. Nalan Qidi held his forehead, looking puzzled, even two glasses of water and wine wouldn't be like this?
"I'll help you go back to your room and rest for a while, maybe you're too tired for the past two days, and you'll be fine after a while. Xu Nuo'er hurriedly helped Nalan Qidi out of the restaurant.
"Your Majesty, are you alright?" asked the head of the guard.
"No, it's nothing, I should be tired, just rest for a while. Nalan Qidi waved his hand and said weakly.
The head of the guards wanted to say something, but seeing Xu Nuo'er helping Nalan Qidi to the room, he didn't bother too much, so he could only secretly follow with two guards to protect the emperor's safety.
Xu Nuo'er helped Nalan Qidi into the room, then helped him onto the bed and covered him with the quilt.
Xu Nuo'er sat on the edge of the bed and asked with a concerned face, "Are you better now, do you need me to get a glass of water?"
"No need, I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep, you watch me sleep here, don't go, okay?" Nalan Qidi took Xu Yu'er's hand like a child and refused to let go, always feeling that if she let go, she would fly away like a bird.
"Okay, I'm not leaving, you can sleep!" said Xu Yu'er duplicity.
It would be a fool not to leave, the key is how she escaped? Xu Yu'er sat there and thought quietly.
After a while, Nalan Qidi finally fell asleep, Xu Nuo'er shook him, and said softly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty's ......"
Nalan Qidi didn't react at all, Xu Nuo'er showed a smug smile, a pair of small hands roamed around Nalan Qidi's body, and finally found the half bottle of antidote that had not been given to her, Xu Nuo'er didn't do anything, immediately found a glass of water, and explained that she should take it, lest a guy wake up after a while and threaten her to go back to Loulan again.
Xu Nuo'er took off Nalan Qi's robe as quickly as possible and changed it herself, and then picked up the wolf hair on the table on the side, and drew a stupid pig sleeping on the ground on Nalan Qi's moon-white middle coat, with snot bubbles in her nostrils, looking very funny.
After looking at his masterpiece, he nodded with satisfaction before putting down his pen.
Xu Yue'er looked at it for a long time, but only outside the back window did not find the enemy situation at present. Only then did he gently open the back window, jumped out, and then ran towards the small lifeboat tethered to the big boat......
The leader of the guards outside the door listened attentively, and it was quiet inside, which was not at all as intense as they imagined, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that the situation was not good.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, have you slept?" Although it was broad daylight, I was afraid that the emperor was lying down and resting when he saw the emperor's posture just now, so the head of the guard whispered tentatively.
There was still no echo inside, and it was common sense to promise that the child should reply, but after waiting for a long time, no one answered.
"No, go in and see!" exclaimed the head of the guard, who immediately pushed open the door and walked in.
I saw Nalan Qidi lying there quietly, sleeping peacefully, with an ink painting on his body, and the ink was slightly dry.
"Oh no! hurry up!" the leader of the guards hurriedly ordered his men to chase after him.
He took out a bottle of potion and put it on the nose of Nalan Qidi, and in a moment Nalan Qidi woke up leisurely.
"No'er, where's No'er?" he had just woken up, and the first person he asked was Xu Nuo'er, because he had a hunch that the restless little woman would not honestly follow him out of here.
"Your Majesty, Miss No'er, she's gone......" said the head of the guard with a trembling voice.
"What, how is it possible, this is the sea, she is a little girl, without wings, she must not be able to escape, hurry up and chase me." Nalan Qidi roared angrily.
If this makes Xu Nuo'er run away, won't it make everyone laugh and lose their big teeth. There are dozens of royal guards at sea, and a little girl with three-legged cat kung fu has slipped away, and I can't say where I can go.
Nalan Qidi hurriedly sat up, only then did he notice that there was a chubby and ugly stupid pig drawn on his belly, and the most annoying thing was that the pig's nostrils were still bubbling with disgusting snot bubbles.
You don't need to ask to know whose masterpiece this is, except for Xu Yu'er, I'm afraid no one in this world would have the audacity to spoof him.
"Bring me some clothes, hurry!" Nalan Qidi ordered loudly.
Soon he was dressed and chased out with the leader of the guards.
I saw a small boat floating like fallen leaves in the sea not far away, floating in the stormy waves. Especially the clothes, he won't admit mistakes, that is, his clothes are right.
"Chase, chase me, don't let go of arrows and don't hurt her!" Nalan Qidi hurriedly added, he must promise to return to him intact.
The big ship followed closely behind the small boat, persevering. Xu Yu'er shook the pulp vigorously, and from time to time he looked back at the big boat that was getting closer and closer behind him, and he was even more anxious. Just now according to the direction in her memory, thinking that Mo Guo was rowing hard, this hurry, immediately changed the direction, even she herself didn't know which direction, anyway, she went downstream, the purpose was to row the boat fast, as long as she could get rid of the big boat, she didn't care about the rest.
After a while, the big boat was gone, but she was completely lost, there was no water and food on the boat, Xu Nuo'er was thirsty and hungry, and she had no strength to row anymore when she lay on the boat, so she let the boat drift with the waves, and she didn't know how long it had been floating, and the boat leaned against a deserted island.
Xu Nuo'er struggled to get up, she had to find some fresh water and food, otherwise she would collapse in a while, and it would be easy to hang here.
Under the scorching sun, Xu Yu'er walked forward with difficulty, there were a lot of strange flowers and fruits along the way, but none of them she had ever seen, she heard that many of such fruits were highly poisonous, and if she didn't eat it right, she died all of a sudden. At last she found a wild pear tree, which she recognized, and picked a few and sat down under the tree to quench her thirst.
Three pears in his stomach, Xu Nuo'er suddenly felt a lot of energy, Xu Nuo'er thought about it, and picked a few more to prepare for leaving here. She couldn't stay on this island for long, it was full of dangers, and she had to get out of it quickly.
Xu Nuo'er followed the road he came to and felt back to the side of the boat, only to see that the boat had leaked in several places, and it seemed that it was indeed useless.