Section 477 Pranks
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Finding a severed hand is not too difficult for me. I have a space ring that is dedicated to the 'door' for garbage and corpses, and if you look for it casually, you can find a severed hand. After wrapping my severed hand in a black cloth, I uncontrolled the three boys and said, "Found it, here." With that, I threw the cloth bag to the three boys.
The three boys were a little stunned at this time, and said in their hearts that it was not right, just now I saw this guy return the cloth bag to the 'girl' child, how could he still take out the cloth bag now? One of the boys took the cloth bag, the three of them looked at each other, and then slowly opened the cloth bag.
When the bag was opened, the boy with the bag screamed, threw the bag out, and then pointed at me inarticulate and said, "You, you, you, you... ”
"What are you, why do you throw things away? 'Littering' is not a good habit. ”
When he threw the cloth bag out just now, I used my 'essence' divine power to secretly control it, and the severed hand did not fall out of the cloth bag, and the cloth bag was lying on the grass next to it.
"You're a murderer!" shouted the three boys.
My face instantly turned cold: "Boy, you can eat food 'messy', but you can't say this 'messy'." You say I'm a murderer, but what about the evidence, or I'm going to sue you for slander!"
"That's it, it's in that bag!, Akira, hurry up and call the City Guards with the communicator!" one of the boys ordered.
I didn't stop them, and in a few moments the men of the city guard came. Here came two young men,
One of the young men asked, "What the hell is going on? ”
When the three boys saw that the city guards were coming, they also had confidence at this time, and they explained what had happened to the city guards in a chatter, but they didn't say that the original cloth bag contained the underwear of the 'girl' children, nor did they say that they had been hiding in the distance and peeking. The two guards looked at the cloth bag on the grass, then at me, and asked, "Are they all true?"
"Well, almost, but I just gave them back the cloth bag, but you said that there was a severed hand in it, and that I was a murderer. You know, the cloth bag is theirs, I haven't even seen anything in it, and even if there is a severed hand, it's theirs. ”
One of the city guards said, "You have no evidence, let me see what is in the cloth bag first." ”
"I'll do this kind of trivial thing. "Saying that, I rushed to the position of the cloth bag, the corners of my mouth 'revealed' a smile, the moment I picked up the cloth bag, the purple glint flashed in my eyes, and I used time to pause for the three boys and the two city guards, and then quickly put away the cloth bag on the ground, took out another black cloth of the same size from the space ring, and took out a pink 'color' 'female' and 'sex' underwear and put it into the cloth bag, wrapped it into the previous appearance, and then lifted the time pause control.
This pink 'colored', 'female' and 'sexual' underwear was bought for Xi Xue when I was shopping in the first realm. Because of the convenience of space rings, there were hundreds of them when I bought them, and I had a lot of brand new ones here, and Xi Xue hadn't had time to wear them, so I could find one casually.
I walked back to the two city guards with the cloth bag, handed it over, and said, "Look, two." ”
One of the team members took the cloth bag, 'touched' it, and found that it was soft inside, and when he opened it, it was a pink 'colored' 'female' and 'sexual' underwear. The three boys also saw this scene at this time, they were already dumbfounded, what they saw just now was obviously a severed hand, why did it turn back into underwear in a short period of time? Hell!
I innocently said to the two city guards, "Look, there's a severed hand in here, it's obviously an undergarment! Before you came here, a cloth bag was thrown on the grass, and I didn't touch it at all. When I went to pick up the cloth bag just now, several pairs of your eyes were watching, and I picked up the cloth bag and came over, that is to say, it was a piece of underwear. But I'm curious, is it too abnormal for the three of them to walk down the street with a piece of black cloth holding 'female' and 'sex' underwear?"
The two city guards turned to look at the three boys and said, "You three, you'd better give me an honest 'explanation'!"
I stood behind the two city guards, 'revealed' a smug smile, and then quietly took out the severed hand from the space ring and shook it, the three boys just saw my movements, and screamed in fright, pointing to me behind the two city guards, and stammered: "He, he, he, he... ”
The two guards turned to look at me.
But by this time, I had already put away my severed hand, pointed to my nose with an innocent face, and asked, "What's wrong with me?
The two city guards also became angry at this time, and said to the three boys in a cold voice: "You three go back with us! Damn! You dare to tease us!"
The three children hurriedly explained: "No, my lord, we don't dare to 'tease' you, actually... ”
I said to the two city guards, "Okay, okay, don't take them, just 'hand' them over to me." ”
"'Handed over' to you?" the two city guards looked me up and down.
I nodded, took out the identity card symbolizing the island of light from the spatial ring, and asked, "Do you know this thing?"
The two city guards hurriedly knelt on one knee, saluted and said, "It turns out that your lordship is from Guangshen Island, and we were rude just now." ”
This card is 'quite 'good' in the Fourth Realm. I smiled and said, "No need to be polite, you guys get up, just 'hand' these three boys to me, you can go and get busy." ”
"Yes, sir!" the two city guards saluted again, and then respectfully drove away in the hovercar.
At this time, the three boys were already so frightened that they were about to pee and 'pants', and their 'legs' kept shaking. What did you just do? I actually framed and blackmailed the adults of Kojin Island!
When they saw my gaze, they almost tried to pull out their legs and run away.
I looked at them, smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, I won't punish you, go, come with me to the gazebo over there and sit down." ”
As I spoke, I walked first towards the gazebo, and the three boys followed me tremblingly, and also came to the gazebo.
There is a stone table in the gazebo, four stone benches. I sat down on a stone bench and said, "Sit down too." ”
"My lord, we don't dare. ”
I smiled and said, "Oh, you all dare to blackmail me, why don't you even dare to sit now?"
The three teenagers immediately knelt on the ground and said in a loud voice: "I'm sorry for my lord, I'm sorry for my lord, just now we were blind and offended my lord, beg my lord to spare my life!"
"Don't be nervous, if I want to kill you, I'll do it a long time ago, come on, come on, sit down, eat something. With that, I took out two plates of delicious snacks from the spatial ring and placed them on the stone table.
When the three teenagers heard me say this, they all stood up and sat down in their chairs carefully, looking at me carefully while looking at the dim sum and swallowing their saliva.
I casually said, "Don't be nervous, these snacks are delicious, you can try them." Don't worry, there's no poison in it, and if I want to kill you, I don't need to poison it. ”
One of the teenagers said first, "Thank you, sir." Then he picked up a piece of snack and ate it. The other two teenagers also thanked me separately and ate their snacks.
I sat there, smiling and teasing the reincarnation of Xi Xue, the little cerebellar was lying on my shoulder and drooling at this time, since I was resurrected, she has always been so unrelentless, it may be that the life-sharing magic array has brought her some damage, I am very 'excited' her, so I don't stop her from lying on my shoulder and drooling.
The dim sum I took out was all bought in the first realm, and the three teenagers had never eaten this kind of thing, and they quickly ate up both plates of dim sum. I didn't look up, but smiled and asked, "How's it going?"
"Very tasty, we've never eaten anything like this before, thank you, sir. ”
"Well, now that we're done eating, we should get down to business. I don't know if you've ever heard of the phrase 'helping others is the foundation of happiness'. ”
"Yes, my lord, we've heard something like that. The three teenagers said one after another.
"Well, in fact, this sentence is very true, when you help others, you are very happy, far more happy than playing pranks, and every time you help someone, you will feel a sense of accomplishment, and you can also prove your own sense of existence, others will be very 'excited' to you, maybe one day in the future, they will return you. And you may think it's fun to play pranks like this, but the people you 'tease' are very angry, and they will hate you very much in the future, and if this continues, your personnel will get worse and worse, until you need help, and you will find that the people around you hate you and no one will help you. Do you understand what I'm saying?" I said calmly.
"Yes, thank you for your teaching. ”
"Helping others may be a small effort, but it also sows a good cause, and one day in the future, you will get a good fruit back. However, the real evil cause planted by mischief can only be evil results in the future. You see, even though I'm from the island of the god of light, I'm still willing to teach you calmly, so we have to treat this world with a kind heart, what do you say?"
I feel that I have experienced death once, and my 'sexual' personality seems to have changed a little, and I seem to like life more.
It can be seen from the look in their eyes that the three children were deeply persuaded by my euphemistic words, and presumably they will not be playing pranks in the future, but will help others.
I smiled, took out some snacks from the space ring and said, "These snacks will be given to you, you can take them home and give them to your parents to taste, your parents will praise you for being sensible, at this time, you will feel a sense of pride, try it." Okay, I still have something to do, so I'll go first. With that, I stood up and walked off into the distance...