So many romance movies don't choose, buy horror movies?

Yi Xinran made a bitter little face: "I'm too timid to watch horror movies." ”

Di Tingshen: "It's okay, you don't have to be afraid of me." ”

She thought about it, thinking that this was a little romance that her husband wanted to give her, and it seemed good to drill into her husband's arms when she saw the scary plot, so let's see it.

The two entered the cinema, found a place to sit down, and the movie began, opening with a bloody hand!

Yi Xinran immediately got into her husband's arms and closed her eyes.

If it's a ghost movie, it's okay, it's not, a suspense crime-solving film, and it doesn't squeak when you look at it.

Di Tingshen watched it with relish, and trembled with fright.

After looking at it for a while, he felt the pattern.

When there is no horror and only a plot, his wife will poke her head out of his arms and watch it with relish!

At the end of the film, Yi Xinran looked at her husband's eyes wrong, and Di Ting regretted it deeply.

He regretted that he didn't choose this film well, so he shouldn't have watched this movie, and he didn't choose the right theme.

What Broken Movie?

The main line is to kill his wife.

The plot mainly tells the story of a poor boy who is affectionate on the surface, but in fact he covets his wife's property, deceives his wife to the mountains, and defrauds his wife of a huge inheritance and insurance money.

Di Ting scolded the screenwriter in his heart, and he didn't know what the dog editor thought?

The setting of the male and female protagonists is as if it was tailored to him and Yi Xinran, which is embarrassing, and the most embarrassing is still to come, and he also prepared a surprise for his wife next.

But after watching the movie, surprises can easily turn into scares!

To go or not to go?

That's a problem.

Di Tingshen hesitated, but Yi Xinran didn't know, she pouted and was not very happy, and muttered as she walked: "How can there be such a bad person?" The worst thing is editing, scribbling. ”

Di Tingshen didn't pick up something in his heart.

Yi happily slammed his waist: "Am I right?" ”

"Ah, what did you say?"

He was so focused on his mind that he didn't hear his wife say anything.

"Forget it, don't say good things a second time."

Di Tingshen: ......

Although he knew that what she said should not be a good thing, he didn't continue to ask.

The two of them went to the parking place to get in the car.

Di Tingshen drove all the way to the west, and the more he drove, the more he drove away!

Yi Xinran found that this was not the way home, so he reminded: "You are driving the wrong way." ”

"That's right."

"It's not the way home."

"We're not going home."

Yi Xinran: ......

She wouldn't have thought much if it hadn't been for that movie just now, but now ...... It's very similar to the plot in the movie.

"Where are you taking me?"

Di Tingshen: "You'll know when you get there." ”

He said that he had reached the junction, so he turned right onto the road up the mountain!

"What are you going to do?" The little woman's voice was trilled.

Although she knows that she shouldn't think so, this road is too similar to the path of the male protagonist killing his wife in the movie.

It's inevitable that a normal person will think too much.

Not only did Yi Xinran think too much, but Di Tingshen also scolded that dog screenwriter more than a hundred times in his heart!

What the hell?

He planned a good romance, but was forced to be covered with a layer of horror by a broken movie.

What he thought in his heart, if his wife insisted on not going up the mountain, he would tell her the plan first, although the surprise would be discounted, it would be better than being misunderstood.

Yi Xinran did not speak, silent.

Silent.

There was silence for three minutes.

Di Tingshen couldn't help but take the initiative to tell the plan, but she suddenly closed her eyes, looking like she was at home!

Di Tingshen: "Are you scared?" ”

Yi Xinran stiffened: "No, I have nothing to be afraid of." ”

"I'm not afraid that your hands will tremble?"

She continued to stiffen her mouth: "The hands are shaking because the weather is cold, not afraid, you turn on the warm wind." ”

Although the weather is not so good as the air conditioner, it is not enough to turn on the heater.

Di Tingshen: "If you're afraid of us, let's go down the mountain, just turn down this road." ”

"No!"

Yi Xinran refused and said firmly: "You drive normally, I will follow you wherever you go." ”

Di Tingshen: "Sure?" ”

Yi Xinran: "Sure." ”

"Okay."

So he didn't explain anymore, and drove all the way to a stop halfway up the mountain.

There is an observation deck halfway up the mountain, from which you can see the lights of thousands of houses below, but there is a place at the foot of the mountain where it is pitch black and you can't see anything.

If you lose someone from this position, you won't see anything.

A full moon hung brightly in the sky, and the plot of the movie appeared in the minds of the two at the same time.

The narrator said in a gloomy voice: "Every time there is a full moon, it is the time when the crime rate is highest.

It's so good to die, it's a full moon today!

Yi happily took two steps forward, came to the observation deck, and closed his eyes again as if he were at home.

Di Tingshen dragged her back: "Don't get so close, it's dangerous." ”

"You can't run away when you should come, and don't be afraid if you don't come." Yi happily decided to take a gamble.

She won the bet.

It turns out that movies are movies, and what is made up is fake, and the real situation is that her husband took her by the waist and took her into the car, and played soft music to soothe her mood.

Yi Xinran's nervous mood was indeed relieved, she looked at her husband and did not speak.

Husband: "Do I have dirt on my face?" ”

"Nope."

"And you're looking at me like that?"

Yi Xinran: "I feel that you have a surprise waiting for me." ”

Di Tingshen: ......

Surprise, gone.

He was just about to speak, when the time came, a string of light suddenly rose from the sky, and the beam of light turned into a flower in front of the car glass.

This is followed by the second and third bunches.

"It's so beautiful!"

Yi Xinran immediately got out of the car and stood next to the car and looked.

Di Tingshen came to her side, and the two of them interlocked their fingers and admired it together.

The fireworks are beautiful, blowing up different shapes in the sky, there are bouquets, there are hearts, and there is a villain who looks like Cupid, the god of love, with arrows to shoot the appearance of love.

The more beautiful she got to the back, the more beautiful she became, and she exclaimed, "Wow-"

Later, there was only the shape of the mouth, and I couldn't shout.

Di Tingshen felt great satisfaction in his heart, and there was nothing more satisfying than his wife, and he felt a sense of accomplishment more.

I was worried all the way, and now I am finally relieved that the broken movie still did not spoil the atmosphere.

The movie didn't spoil the romantic atmosphere, but Yi happily did it.

After the fireworks ended, she asked her husband very seriously: "How much did it cost to set off so many fireworks?" ”

Di Tingshen: ......

Yi Xinran saw that her husband didn't speak, and she was even more sure that she didn't spend less money, and she was distressed.

Her husband's money is all hard-earned money, and it is grilled one by one, so it will be left casually, so distressed!

She grabbed her husband's hand and said seriously: "I know you want to give me romance, I am very moved, this is the best gift I have ever received, but it is better to only have one time, it is so precious, I will remember it for a lifetime." ”

"Will you promise me only once? I'm afraid that after more times, I will get used to it, and I won't feel sweet when I get used to eating sugar. ”