Call me poor: No! Impossible! I did it step by step according to the method taught in the book.

Please call me Poor Dao: Master, I'll analyze it for you first! Don't talk yet.

"Good!" Li Yuan is not in a hurry, and let's see what this person says.

Please call me Poor Dao: Please ask the master. Birth: The water source is born from the air, and the water from the mountains must be born into the water without stopping. Is that right?

"That's right." Li Yuan replied.

Please call me Poor Dao: Wang: The water is prosperous in Ze, that is, the water must gather in the center of the famous hall in front of the cave, and it will be prosperous! Is that right?

"That's right, too." Li Yuan did not deny it.

Please call me poor: Hugh, the water reservoir will flow out of the cave field. Prisoner: The person who rushes straight into the water is imprisoned. These two sentences are good, right?

"That's right, too." Li Yuan said again.

Please call me a poor road: thousands of miles of dragon veins, the vitality of the veins gathers in the acupuncture field and does not leak, and the prosperity is empty in the hall, the water comes with the dragon, the graceful song enters the hall, the water gathers the heart of the sky, and the lock is powerful to the water mouth, and the same as the captivity of the north, there is a dragon and tiger lock in front of it, and the dragon gas does not leak, and the water does not disperse. Is that right?

"That's right." Li Yuan replied.

The conversation between the two is no longer incomprehensible to the people in the live broadcast room.

But when I saw that please call me poor Dao said so many technical terms, although everyone couldn't understand it, it sounded lofty.

Everyone is also very puzzled, just now the master clearly said that this feng shui called please call me poor dao is not right, so why is everything he said right now.

This is not only the confusion of the audience in the live broadcast room, but also the confusion of please call me poor.

Please call me Poor Dao: Master, then why did you just say that I was wrong?

Li Yuan smiled and said, "It's hard for you to remember so many things, now, let me ask you a few questions." ”

Everyone didn't expect that just now this please call me Poor Dao was asking the master, and now, the master actually asked me Poor Dao in turn.

There's a good show to watch!

Please call me Poor Dao: Master, may I ask?

Li Yuan cleared his throat and asked, "Do you like beautiful women?" ”

Please call me poor: I am a man, I must like this question!

"Well, second question." Li Yuan then asked, "Do you think the grass is delicious or the rice is delicious?" ”

Please call me poor: it must be rice! Does this need to be asked?

"Then let me ask you, if I ask your question and ask a cow, will I get the same answer?"

Call me poor: different. The cow will certainly not like the so-called beauty, because man is not beautiful or ugly in his eyes, and he also likes to eat grass.

"Actually, the question I ask you and the question you ask me are the same principle." Li Yuan said,

Please call me Poor Dao: Master, what do you mean by this? I do not quite understand.

Li Yuan casually flipped out a photo he had just received: "Look at your barren mountains and mountains, there are no residences around, is it okay to build a house here?" ”

Please call me Master: Although the Master said so, it does not prevent this place from being a treasure of Feng Shui!

Li Yuan sighed helplessly, if the opposite party was really a professional yin and yang feng shui master, he would already know what the problem was.

However, the person on the other side still doesn't know, it's not just a matter of unprofessionalism, it's because of stupidity.

"I've already reminded you that this is a barren mountain and a wild mountain, what house do you think is suitable for building in the barren mountain and wild mountain?"

"The reason why I am right about what you just said is because there is nothing wrong with what you said."

"The mistake is the use of the wrong object."

Please call me Poor Dao: Master, please say it directly, what is the wrong object to use?

"Because what you said is for the Yin House, not the Yang House." Li Yuan said directly.

Please call me Poor Dao: Yin House? Grave?

"Yes." Li Yuan said, "The principle is not necessarily correct, it depends on where it is used." ”

Please call me Poor Dao: I see, I said how to look at the feng shui of building a house, it will be in the barren mountains and mountains.

Li Yuan didn't seem to be damaging this person's enthusiasm, so he said: "Pay more attention in the future, otherwise you will harm others and yourself." ”

Please call me Poor Dao: I understand, thank you, Master.

At this time, the system prompt sounded, and Li Yuan received the reward.

Today's rewards for all three orders have been completed.

Li Yuan looked at the time, there was still half an hour left, and there was indeed plenty of time tonight.

The three orders have ended, and the live broadcast room is also active.

Maniac: I had already guessed the poor road just now, as soon as the master reminded me.

I don't smoke: you're very talented.

Bugs Bunny: I feel that he is not very suitable for this industry, and he can't even tell the difference between the house and the grave.

Night God 1: Speaking of Bugs Bunny, has your family's problem been solved?

Bugs Bunny: Dad has already taken the box to the temple to overdo it, so there shouldn't be any major problems.

Crayon Xiaoxin: Master, there is still time, why don't you think about what to do?

So, in the next half hour, Li Yuan read the Tao Te Ching to everyone that he hadn't read for a long time.

Of course, because the number of people in the live broadcast room has increased, Li Yuan told everyone again that person or where he can't listen.

Half an hour later, Li Yuan went off the air.

During this time, the things encountered in the live broadcast room were strange and could not be solved in a short time.

There are few as easy as today.

Li Yuan took a comfortable bath, and then lay comfortably on the bed.

Whew~

Suddenly, the phone vibrated twice.

This is new news is coming.

Da Xiao: Brother Yuan, how are you doing?

Da Xiao is Li Yuan's college classmate, and he is still in the same dormitory.

Although Li Yuan is younger than everyone else, it is because Li Yuan has been old and stable since he was a child, so everyone ridicules him as Brother Yuan.

Li Yuan: It's okay. What kind of wind is blowing today, I suddenly remembered me.

Da Xiao: That's right, brother, I will get married next month, and I would like to invite you to sit down.

Tie the knot?

Li Yuan suddenly realized that the other classmates were three or four years older than him, so there was nothing wrong with getting married.

This Da Xiao and his girlfriend from the university heard that they had achieved positive results, so it is understandable that they got married faster.

Li Yuan: Okay, I'll be there then.

Da Xiao: You go to die!

Li Yuan: What?

This sentence made Li Yuan confused.

Da Xiao: Good brother, then you must come then!

Over there, Da Xiao didn't seem to know that he had sent an inexplicable word.

Li Yuan: Is it with your first girlfriend?

Li Yuan decided to talk another time and see what the situation was.

Da Xiao: Of course.

Li Yuan: Envy, congratulations!

Da Xiao: You go to die!

Li Yuan: What are you talking about?

Da Xiao: By the way, I sent a best man, and you will be decided then.

At this time, Da Xiao put Li Yuan to say, "What did you say?" "The screenshot is here.

Da Xiao: What do you mean by that?

Li Yuan frowned, it seems that this Da Xiao didn't know the news he had just sent.

Li Yuan took a screenshot of the two sentences that Da Xiao said just now, "You go to die", and sent it to Da Xiao.

Da Xiao:! What's the situation? I didn't send this thing!

Li Yuan: I don't know what the situation is? Could it be a mobile phone bug?

Li Yuan: But it's too similar, how can a mobile phone bug say this.

Da Xiao: You go to die!

Li Yuan: Here we go again, you can try to talk to other people over there.

Da Xiao: This is so scary, I'll try it out to someone else.

After Da Xiao finished speaking, he didn't talk to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan also took the opportunity to chat with Lin Qingya for a while, but the chat between the two was normal and there were no bugs.

After about five minutes, Da Xiao came back again.

Da Xiao: Brother Yuan. It's really evil, and it's the same with them.

Li Yuan: Then what about them talking to other people! Does anyone else have one?

Da Xiao: No one else has it, only me.

Li Yuan: Why don't you restart your phone?

Da Xiao: You go to die!

Da Xiao: Okay.

Because of this incident, Li Yuan didn't feel sleepy anymore and waited for the situation on Da Xiao's side.

About three minutes passed.

Da Xiao: You go to die!