"I ask you, do you fart now?"

"Ah, this ...... Uncle, do you think I'm going to fart? ”

When he saw the second figure of the weasel facing him, it was not like what his mentor Zhao Le said, the soul was pure and would not deceive people.

But now,

How do you feel that the soul of this weasel is not honest, and it is always trying to find ways to counter itself.

Qin Bing glared,

"Do I ask you, or do you ask me?"

"Uncle, you're asking me, I can't fart now."

"How old are you?"

"As of today, I am three hundred and eighty-nine years old and seven days old. This time is calculated according to the time of your human race, if it is calculated according to the time of our race, I am only fourteen years old, and I am a minor! ”

"Editor, you continue to make up, how old can you weasels live, think I don't know?"

"Uncle, do you think I look like a weasel?"

"Do you want to die? I repeat, it's me asking you, not you, to make the same mistake and kill you now. ”

"Don't, don't, uncle, I haven't lived enough, we have something to say. I knew you were a good guy as soon as I looked at you.

And you're not just an ordinary human, just like me, and I'm often thought I'm a weasel by other beasts. ”

"Boy, do you want to die, dare to call me a beast."

"Uncle, don't be so sensitive, okay, I mean something else, another beast, I said you are a good person, a good person. Alas, it feels so hard to communicate with you! ”

"Want to die?"

"I don't want to, uncle has something to say, please ask."

"Oh, how can you tell I'm a good person, and you can see that I'm not an ordinary person?"

"Uncle, I've never seen anyone who can talk to animals, and from this point of view, you're not ordinary. Just like me, I'm also not ordinary. But often mistaken for me, stupid beasts, I'm ordinary. ”

This weasel is bitter about the misunderstanding that others have about him.

"You're not a weasel, what are you?"

"Uncle, the weasel is disproportionately long. You see, how well-proportioned my body is, how beautiful the lines are, the absolute golden ratio.

Also, you smell my body, it's very fragrant. ”

"I asked you what breed you are, what are you doing with all this nonsense?"

Although he said so in his mouth, Qin Bing still smelled it as it said, it was indeed fragrant, with a faint fragrance of jasmine.

It does smell good.

"Uncle, what are you fierce, don't people look at you like a good person, they want to talk to you more, besides, this ghost place, I can't find someone to talk to, and I'm about to suffocate to death."

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me what breed you are."

As soon as he remembered that Zhang Ting and Xu San were still waiting for him to drink, Qin Bing felt a little impatient in his heart.

"Uncle, I can say, don't be surprised."

"If you don't say it, if you don't say it, I'll ......"

"Hey, uncle, uncle, I said it's not okay, don't kill me, kill me at every turn."

People are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, Qin Bing really believes that this "weasel" in front of him is really a monster who has lived for more than 300 years. Just with this cunning and this mentality, it is enough to explain the problem.

At the same time, he also understood that the mentor Zhao Le's introduction to himself was not accurate, and the treacherous soul was still treacherous, just like the one in front of him.

"Tell me, what race you are."

"Hey, that's right, the uncle will always be the uncle, and he has a level of speech. We're not breeds but races, which sounds a lot more pleasing to the ear. Hee-hee. ”

"Say it quickly, or I'll leave now, and you yourself love to talk about it here."

"I said, I said, but you have to promise me one condition, or even if you kill me, I won't say it."

Qin Bing was completely lost his temper by this phantom in front of him.

"Well, I promise you, say it quickly. I'm going to be late for a drink. ”

"That is, I want to make friends with you and take me out of the mountains, I really can't find friends in this mountain, it's too lonely."

"Yes, you treat me as a pet, and I will take you out of the mountains."

"No, you have to be friends, you can't be pets, do you know what our race is? Just let me be a pet. ”

"Oh, if you don't say it, I can only keep you a pet."

Qin Bing shrugged his shoulders as he spoke, looking like a scoundrel.

"Okay, I'll tell you, our race is Ying Long, I am a little Ying Long, Ying Long who has not yet grown wings. Do you think it's appropriate for me to be your pet? ”

"I'll go, Ancient Beast, are you going to play with me?"

"Look at it, tell you, why don't you believe it? Didn't you smell my flesh just now, and the body of an ordinary beast has the aroma? Isn't it fragrant for you to have a scented friend by your side? There are many cards. ”

"Deal, I recognize you as a friend, but I don't have time to chat with you now, a friend invited me to drink, I'm going to rush over now."

"Big brother, you wait first, don't be in a hurry to leave. I'll tell you one thing, before you came, there was a bunch of people passing here, and I don't think they look like good people who want to do bad things. Do you have the ability to do so, why don't you go and have a look? ”

"Big brother, why did you change my name?"

Qin Bing didn't pay attention to what Ying Long told him, but was more mindful of it changing his name.

"Aren't we friends, how can any friend call each other uncle, isn't it fragrant to call eldest brother?"

"Hey, okay, if you win, call me big brother in the future. What is your name? Qin Bing was completely lost his temper by it.

"My name is Ao Yan, what about your name, big brother?"

"Qin Bing."

"Qin Bing?"

Ao Yan's tone was full of surprise.

"What, you've heard my name, or is there something wrong?"

"Big brother, the people who said they wanted to deal with the bad guys in the past were called Qin Bing. It can't be you. ”

"Where are they going?"

This time it was Qin Bing's turn to be shocked, and he remembered his recent palpitations. With this kind of omen, he wouldn't think that it was just such a coincidence that he had the same name and surname, and it must have something to do with him.

"That's the direction, it's not been long."

Qin Bing pressed Ao Yan's second figure into its body and put it on his shoulder with his hand.

I was about to take it away.

Suddenly, I felt a pain in my fingers, and with the help of the faint light, I saw that my fingers were cut open by Ao's claws.

Ao Yan dipped his claws into the blood on it and stabbed it hard into his front legs.

Looking at its abnormal behavior, Qin Bing was stunned for a while.

"Big brother, we can communicate now."

A message instantly came to Qin Bing's mind.

"I'll go, what's going on?"

"Big brother, I just saw that you communicated with me through that incense, and now we are connected by blood, we can already have a heart-to-heart connection, and we can chat at any time."

Ao Yan said that his heart was full of joy.

When Qin Bing heard this, he felt that he had been deceived, and he had the same heart and mind as such a beast, how could he find a wife, marry a daughter-in-law, get married and have children in the future.

Don't you have no privacy at all?

"Hey, I said Ao Yan, are you male or female?"

"Big brother, why are you talking so rudely, people are women, beautiful women."

Burst......

Qin Bing almost didn't vomit out the meal he had eaten the morning before.

I secretly said in my heart that this Ao Yan didn't go to a place where there were many people to fool around, and it was easy to use human language, and it was no stranger at all, and it was called a cheeky one when used on himself.

But fortunately, Ao Yan is still a woman, and if she wants to be a man again, it will be too embarrassing.

Qin Bingqiang pressed down the discomfort in his heart and walked forward in the direction indicated by Ao Yan.

"Hey, I said Ao Yan, can you control the aroma on your body, this big and far away will be discovered."

"Okay, I'll take control."

After Ao Yan finished speaking, the fragrance on his body was really much lighter.

Qin Bing was depressed. If you have such a smell on your body, it will be very difficult for you to sneak up on the enemy in the future without being known by the other party.

If you can't do it, you can put Ao Yan in a separate place.

Having made up his mind, Qin Bing quickly chased forward in the direction indicated by Ao Yan.