Chapter 281: Unlucky Arrives Home, Breaks the Unlucky Ghost
San'er: Master, I'm here.
"What are you going to count?" Li Yuan asked, "Is it convenient to connect to the microphone?" ”
San'er: Convenient, master.
After speaking, Li Yuan's invitation to connect with the microphone was sent.
It was a young man of about twenty-five years old.
"As is customary, say hello to everyone first." San'er said, "Good evening, master, good evening friends in the live broadcast room." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room also replied to this San'er one after another.
"San'er, tell me, what are you going to do?" Li Yuan said directly.
"Hey!" San first sighed, "Master, do you say that there is a god of decay in this world?" ”
"You're unlucky?" Li Yuan immediately grasped the crux of the matter.
"Nope." Just when Li Yuan thought he had guessed wrong, San'er said again, "It's not very unlucky, but it's unlucky to get home." ”
"Truly, the people around me, I have never found anyone more unlucky than me." San'er's expression was painful.
Maniac: If you can be born, you will be the lucky one among the hundreds of billions of tadpoles.
"Poof!" San'er almost squirted out a mouthful of water, "Then my good luck may be used to compete with hundreds of billions of brothers and sisters, and in my life after birth, I can say that one unlucky thing after another." ”
Crayon Xiaoxin: Observe three seconds of silence for you, get to the point!
I don't smoke: the little bench is ready.
"You guys are so inhuman." San'er glared at everyone.
"Since you want to hear it, then I'll talk about it."
In the live broadcast room, everyone applauded, it seems that listening to stories is everyone's nature.
And the story of Li Yuan's live broadcast room is unique and very exciting.
San'er took a sip of water and said, "Let's start from my birth!" As soon as I was born, I encountered jaundice and needed an oven. ”
"Actually, it's nothing to be born and jaundice in the oven, but you know what happened?"
"Power outage! In such a big hospital, there was a power outage, and there was no one, which almost killed me. ”
San'er was a little excited, took another sip of water, and continued.
"This caused me to be in poor health for a long time, and I was sick in kindergarten."
"On my first day of elementary school, I peed my pants in a gorgeous self-introduction because I woke up late in the morning and didn't have time to go to the bathroom."
San'er said while paying attention to Li Yuan's expression, but when he saw that Li Yuan's expression had not changed, San'er was finally relieved.
However, the live broadcast room was lively.
Night God 1: The master is so calm, I can't help it! Hahaha!
Hide in the clouds: Normally I don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahaha!
Everyone's speeches were about the same, and I couldn't help but laugh.
San'er raised his eyebrows, "You still don't listen?" ”
The hahaha in the live broadcast room was replaced by the sympathy of those who pretended to be serious in the back.
"Okay, San'er, you go on." Li Yuan's face was serious, "You are not allowed to laugh either." ”
San'er continued to speak with satisfaction.
"Anyway, since I was a child, my bad luck has never stopped."
"When I was in college, I soaked a very punctual girl, beautiful and conservative, I thought it was her good tutor, we were affectionate, and we stopped calling for courtesy. As a result, she went in and out of the hotel openly with the rich second generation. ”
Forehead......
The people in the live broadcast room spoke and expressed deep sympathy for this.
Maniac: If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head. Forget it, I can't make it up.
San'er seemed to be completely immersed in his own unlucky incident, and after finishing talking about the green above his head, he continued.
"I graduated from college, and just last year, I was going to make some investments, and I invested all my savings in it. In the end, I met a scammer, and the scammer squatted down, and I had no money. ”
"Two months ago, my aunt introduced me to a girlfriend, and we had a good conversation, and last week, I brought my good buddies to help me see, and as a result, the two of them got along."
The more San'er spoke, the more sad he became, and he couldn't help but cry, "Also, when I enter that company, which company loses money, it doesn't rain when I bring an umbrella, and when I don't bring an umbrella, I am drenched in soup." ”
"When you drive, you always encounter red lights, and when you take a taxi, you always encounter a full load."
"I'm really unlucky."
Look at the pigs in the sky: it is indeed a bit excessive, how to put so many unlucky things on one person.
"Master, you say, am I the unluckiest person in the world?" San'er asked pitifully.
The expression on Li Yuan's face remained unchanged, and he said: "Whether it is the most unlucky person in the world, I am not sure, but you are the most unlucky living person I know." ”
"Someone alive?" San'er was frightened by these words, and suddenly stopped crying, "What does the master mean, my life will be in danger?" ”
Li Yuan shook his head, "No, because everything I know is recorded in the book, and you are the first to happen in the real world." ”
"What is written in the book?" San'er seemed to see hope, "Has this kind of thing happened before?" How to solve it in the end. ”
"According to the records in the book, you should be possessed by an unlucky ghost." Li Yuan explained.
"I know, why is the damn unlucky ghost haunting me?" San'er said viciously.
Li Yuan knocked on the table with his right hand and said.
"The reason for this is unknown, some people are because they took the luck of others in their previous life, and they will be possessed by unlucky ghosts in this life."
"Some people are possessed by unlucky ghosts purely because their own aura is weak and their yang qi is weak."
"However, it doesn't matter what you are possessed by now, what matters is how to deal with the unlucky ghost in you."
"Yes, yes, yes! The master is right. San'er nodded busily.
Li Yuan stopped knocking on the table, crossed his hands, and said, "To solve the unlucky ghost, there is only one key: break!" ”
San'er immediately sat upright, "Master, how do you interpret this word?" ”
"The so-called breaking is to break bad luck." Li Yuan said simply.
San'er suddenly came to his senses, "Break the bad luck, I've always thought about this, how to break it?" ”
Li Yuan shook his head, "What I'm talking about now is not really breaking bad luck, but letting the unlucky ghost see that you have broken his bad luck." ”
"Oh! Got it, just lie to him! San'er said.
"Almost."
"So what should I do?" San'er asked.
"Bet!" Li Yuan said one word, "Betting on this thing is the best way to detect people's luck." ”
"Master, I can't do this, I will lose every time I gamble, I'm afraid I can't break this." San'er's head shook like a rattle.
"The bet I'm talking about may be a little different from the one you think."