"Good afternoon, dear friends!"

Sun Shan and Zhang Yuliang, who were also wearing a talented blue shirt, stood on the stage and greeted them warmly.

This time, the audience and the guests sitting in the box on the second floor immediately laughed and muttered.

"Why are the two showmen? When did Xiucai become so worthless? ”

"Two people perform, is the show going to increase, Sun Xiucai's show is good-looking, but the time is too short."

"That Xiucai, it seems to be the young owner of the restaurant, right? Why did he come to perform, supposedly, his family is not short of money? ”

"You don't care about this, just watch it on a festival, which is so eventful."

Seeing the chaos below, Sun Shan paused slightly, and after his voice was a little quieter, he said: "Today, I bring you a new program - cross talk." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Zhang Yuliang, who was a little nervous and excited when he came on stage for the first time: "This is my classmate and partner, Zhang Yuliang, who is also one of the new talents who were admitted this time, but he is much luckier than me, unlike me, who sat in the toilet number and took the test." ”

These words immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.

With Sun Shan's performances these days, many of his living habits, as well as some of his life experiences.

It is also known one by one.

knew that before he was admitted to Xiucai, he was a shabby boy, and his family couldn't afford to eat.

knows, when he took the Xiucai exam, he was unlucky to sit in the toilet.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he fell at the door of the examination hall, and later, he fell asleep for three days.

Then, after he woke up, his temperament changed quite a lot, and his family situation became better.

These make many parents who have children go to school at home often use Sun Shan to motivate their children, saying that they will have a bright future if they suffer hardship!

Seeing the enthusiastic reaction from the audience, Sun Shan smiled in his heart.

No matter what the era, people like to look at the bad side of others.

He grinned and took the lead in applauding himself: "Now I have my partner, Xiucai Yuyun, to introduce myself to everyone-----"

Sun Shan summed up the world and the form of performance after a thousand years, and decided to form a cross talk partner in the form of a male and male group to perform together.

After a thousand years, cross talk is a popular entertainment for the people of the whole country, and there is no one, only the first.

I believe that after my own comprehensive performance of cross talk, sketches, singing and singing, it should be accepted by the world.

"Hello everyone, Xiaosheng Zhang Yuliang, stage name Xiucai Yuyun, eighteen years old this year, handsome and chic, jade-faced Langjun, I am a good youth! I don't know which family has a daughter who is not married, but she can be married to me------"

Zhang Yuliang suppressed his panicked mood, according to the draft written by Sun Shan, and while talking loudly, he put on a stinky poss.

Damn, with Zhang Yuliang, who is a compliment, this very shameless self-introduction, immediately made the guests in the hall laugh.

People in this world are very conservative, where have I ever heard such a funny and shameless self-introduction.

But don't say it, although Zhang Yuliang is not as good as Sun Shan, he has been studying hard for more than ten years, coupled with his good appearance, he really has the taste of a jade-faced Langjun.

This is the stage name that Sun Shan designed for Zhang Yuliang, and the way he performs on stage.

As for himself, he took the stage name of Hidecai Yamanaka.

This is all based on the real names of the two, slightly changed, added and changed one word, and added Xiucai, to show that the two of them are storytelling and performing as Xiucai.

In this way, it will make the audience feel taller all of a sudden.

After all, there are two showmen who perform for themselves, which is rare in the world.

Suddenly, I felt that the money was well spent!

Jacky Cheung stood at the counter, looked at his son's shameless strength, and shook his head secretly: It really made Sun Shan's shameless person bad!

Think about how obedient Lao Tzu's second son was back then, let him study and study, and let him get married.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at his second daughter-in-law.

didn't think about it, Zhang Qian was looking at the stage with a happy face, watching her husband and Sun Shan laugh on the stage.

If you want to say that Sun Shan and Zhang Yuliang cooperated for the first time, how tacit they were, and how much burden they had when they shook it, it was not necessarily.

But where have the people of this world ever seen such joy and shamelessness.

Within two or three minutes, bursts of laughter and slaps rang out from the audience.

Now, with Sun Shan's continuous performances for several days, the audience has become accustomed to showing their approval with applause and applause.

Sun Shan grasped the rhythm, and took Zhang Yuliang, who was gradually entering the Tao, while teasing his mouth, he sighed, people in this world, the laughter is really low!

If you put the fuck of Deyun Club thousands of years later, and say a few paragraphs on this stage, you can't lift the roof.

Sun Shan is talking about a very old joke this time, which is more suitable for this world, so he took it out for the first time, tried the water, and saw how acceptable it was in this world.

As for those deeper, yellower and more satirical jokes, he plans to slowly ferment them after a period of adaptation.

Sun Shan wants to slowly transform the current living environment of Hengzhou Mansion through his own program.

Xie Meiyu smiled from ear to ear, and pinched the daughter who was attached to her: "Girl, I really didn't expect your family's talent to be so eloquent and poor." ”

"It's talent!"

Wang Lingzhi was a little unhappy and replied to his mother: "I am a good man, and I am not good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?" ”

"Hmph, you're a husband? This is the call of the prime minister. ”

Xie Meiyu listened to the joke below with constant laughter, and teased her daughter: "Look at you like this, if you really get along with him in the future, you won't be at ease with your mother." ”

"Mother's -----"

Wang Lingzhi twisted her body coquettishly, and she didn't know for a while, whether it was important to say that her mother was important, or that Sun Shan, who wanted to have a baby with her, was important. “

"Look, I know that you girl has a man and forgot her mother, and I am pregnant with you for ten months and raised you for more than ten years."

"How is this the same? When I was with Old Man Luo, I was never happy, he was really good to me, you see he left his shares to our future baby. “

Hearing her daughter say this, Xie Meiyu was quiet for a while, looking at Sun Shan, who was posing on the stage, singing a minor tune and dancing.

I feel that this is a bottomless man.

can be a sixteen or seventeen-year-old talent to openly do this ninth-rate thing on the stage.

How strong his heart is!

How magnificent his future will be!

If Sun Shan is really just the Sun Shan of this world, then Xie Meiyu really didn't think wrong.

It's just that the current Sun Shan has come from an era more than a thousand years later, not ashamed of entertainment, but with stars and making money as the highest purpose.

She didn't think about it, Sun Shan didn't take this so-called face to heart at all.

I want to use this highly differentiated identity to enhance my popularity and influence as quickly as possible.

In order to achieve fame and fortune!

"Girl, Sun Shan is an amazing character, don't look at him talking and laughing, he is pulling down his face to do these things, and one day, he will definitely be famous and famous, and he will definitely be famous!"

"Jin Lin is not a thing in the pool!"

Wang Lingfang replied smartly: "Mother, do you mean that?" ”

"Yes!"

Xie Meiyu pinched her daughter's face, which was much more delicate than herself: "It seems that my mother's thoughts about you are not in vain, and you will have to study more in the future to keep up with your father-in-law." ”

You must know that Xie Meiyu, who came out of the Qinglou, as the top brand that has been popular for several years, must also be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, song and dance.

Therefore, she has personally cultivated her daughter since she was a child, hoping that her daughter will have a good home in the future.

Honai, this world is like this.

She is a woman who came out of the Qinglou, married into a yamen family, and gave birth to a daughter, what good marriage can there be, what good ending can there be.

In addition, she didn't give birth to a son, so she has been accumulating, waiting for a good time.

Originally, she thought that after her daughter married into the Luo family, if she gave birth to a son, her life might be better in the future.

But I heard my daughter say that Old Man Luo lost interest after coveting freshness for two or three months.

Moreover, Old Man Luo, who is already sixty years old and can be his father, is not only physically poor, but also has to retire from the position of general judge.

This made her anxious to become an ant.

"Mother, I will, in the future, we will help Xianggong make a lot of money together, so that he can't do without us."

Well, girl, you're so sensible. ”

Thinking of her brilliant and dirty life, Xie Meiyu hugged her daughter sadly: "Our mother and daughter can meet Sun Gongzi, it is a blessing arranged by God for us, with him, we can live a life of human beings, and others will no longer look down at us." ”

"I know, mother."

Wang Lingzhi has lived with his mother for more than ten years, how could he not understand what he was thinking, his eyes turned red, he looked at the scene of laughter below, gritted his teeth and said, "Mother, do you want us to serve him together?" ”

"What?"

Xie Meiyu screamed, and then hurriedly covered her mouth, looked at her daughter with a peach blossom face, and her eyes began to draw: "Girl, are you serious?" Didn't you just say, don't rob you. ”

"Just now, I feel that Xianggong will definitely have a lot of women in the future."

As he spoke, Wang Lingzhi paused, thought for a while and said, "Mother, do you think that our identity will be better than others in the future?" If the two of us were together, the guild would probably be a lot happier, after all, -----"

Saying that, Wang Lingzhi was a little embarrassed to continue.

After all, it is really unethical to persuade his mother to serve Sun Shan with him.

But who is Xie Meiyu?

They have been in the party for more than ten years, and they have never seen any man.

But Sun Shan is like this, she has really never seen it, she has never encountered it.

What's more, there is also the special identity of the daughter, if that is the case------

At this moment, she felt like she was flying.

"However, Xianggong doesn't seem to be willing, he only lets you eat him, and he refuses to taste it if I want to."

Xie Meiyu frowned with joy and hatred, and stroked her daughter's fat place, which was not much smaller than herself: "What can you do?" I'm afraid he's upset. ”

"You're still asking me how to do it?"

Wang Lingzhi stared at the mother who suddenly changed her name to Xianggong and became a little shy like a little girl.

After thinking about it, he put it on Xie Meiyu's ear and said: "When I am done that day, when the Xianggong drinks too much, you sneak in, and when the time comes, it will be easy to say." ”

Xie Meiyu screamed, the embarrassing picture floated in her mind, and she slumped on Wang Lingzhi's body: "You villain, I didn't think you were worse than your mother, it's really better than blue!" ”