Chapter 796: Two Big Scoundrels
"Do you think I don't know if you don't say it?"
"I'm the supreme of the fairy world, the Nine Heavens Thunder God!"
"The first time I saw you, I could already feel the breath of that broken stone!"
Ben Thunder Beast looked arrogant, and its two long, pointed ears stood up firmly because of pride.
Tang Fan was speechless, his horror could no longer be described in words.
Although he knew that this guy's soul was not a thunder beast, but for some reason it was pinned on a spirit beast, and he thought that he had an extraordinary life experience.
But now it seems that its energy is still underestimated!
Tang Fan's performance made the Ben Thunder Beast very proud, and it pouted: "Little Tang Zi, Lei Ye's ability is great, you can worship quickly, maybe I will pass on one or two sets of life-saving exercises to you!" ”
"I'll tell you, I'm so much better than that broken stone! That idiot is my grandchildren at best! ”
"He's a fart, he's just a substitute for the Dragon Emperor, but he thinks of himself as the Dragon Emperor, doesn't he just have a pair of eyes that can see through!"
"This guy never does anything serious, relying on a pair of see-through eyes, wandering among the stars all day long, peeking at the fairy bathing, stealing the fairy's belly pocket......"
"Lei Ba, shut up for me!"
When Tang Fan was stunned, an angry roar suddenly came from Long Jingli, which shook his mind and his ears buzzed.
"Thunderba?"
Could this be the former name of the Thunder Beast itself?
"Lei Ba, you shameless guy, you are still as shameless and dirty as in the past, you always like to speak ill of people behind your back!"
"When did I peek at the fairy taking a bath, and I didn't steal my belly pocket!"
Tang Fan's eyebrows flashed, and a purple light flew out of it, transforming into the ethereal figure of the machine spirit.
"Haha, it's you!"
The Thunder Beast jumped up happily and said excitedly: "I said Xiao Zi, the Thunder Emperor is here, why don't you hurry up and see you!" ”
The machine spirit raised his hand and pointed at it, and a purple light flew out, roaring: "I am the Dragon Emperor, it is strange that you should pay tribute to me!" In the future, don't call me Xiaozi again! ”
"Yo yo, Xiao Zi is angry, haha......"
The Thunder Beast flew away from the purple light, and said happily: "You kid, you really don't have a long memory, you want to be on an equal footing with me, whether it is from your appearance, temperament, figure, or even age, you ...... What do you compare to me! ”
"This seat is the most handsome supreme in the fairy world, and the most charming thunder god in the galaxy!"
The Thunder Beast put on a master's look, staring at the machine spirit as if it was looking at a junior.
"Put your 100,000-year-old bullshit, whoever gave you the title of Thunder Emperor, you are a big resentment that has been struck by lightning all day long!"
The machine spirit is also a proud character, how can he stand the pressure of others.
He trembled with anger, and his ethereal figure seemed to disperse at any moment.
Tang Fan's eyes looked left and right, speechless for a while.
These two guys, this is the powerful person who once dominated the immortal world?
Are the people in the fairy world so out of tune?
Tang Fan had fantasized about the beauty of the fairy world many times, but now, he was a little disappointed.
Hearing the accusation of the machine spirit, the Thunder Beast immediately fought back: "Stinky stone, you still dare to scold me, don't forget, you are an outsider, I have been born for millions of years when you came!" ”
"You...... You are even more despicable and shameless than in the past, you were born a few seconds earlier than me, in terms of status, you are just a rotten stone in the galaxy, but I, although I flew to the galaxy by chance, but I am the first immortal stone that is boundless and incomparable! ”
When the machine spirit said this, he seemed to regain his self-confidence, and laughed: "You are the first scum of the galaxy!" ”
"Xiao Zi, you dare to scold me, if I am the first scum of the galaxy, then you are the first old pervert in the vast expanse!"
"Haha......"
"You are talking nonsense, even if I don't become the Dragon Emperor, I am also the famous Purple Pupil Immortal Doctor of the Galaxy, the First Immortal Doctor!"
"The first fart, the first to steal the fairy's belly pocket, right?"
"Haha......"
"You...... You talk nonsense, you didn't frame me for those things, and if you hadn't made a bet with me, I wouldn't have been able to do that! ”
"That's right, or did it, didn't it?"
"I was forced! Yes...... The old man slaughtered you! ”
"Come on, who is afraid of whom, today I will teach you a lesson to this junior who doesn't know how to be polite!"
"Ahh......hh
The two old guys escalated their scolding battle and began to bombard each other, one side with purple light in the sky, and the other side with thunder.
The two rays of light intertwined and exploded into each other, making an earth-shattering sound.
Tang Fan was so frightened that he retreated again and again, thinking about the conversation between the two, and then looking at the scene in front of him, he was even more disappointed.
Originally, he thought he had got two golden fingers!
However, I didn't expect it to be two scoundrels!
Tang Fan was very aggrieved, these two people were probably the two most unobtrusive guys in the fairy world, why did they get entangled with themselves!
"Hey......"
Tang Fan sighed deeply and quietly retreated to the edge of the Tianchi, leaving behind a self-contained figure......
Behind him, two bastards fought and spoke.
"Xiao Zi, don't forget, this seat has existed in the galaxy for tens of millions of years, who doesn't know my name, even if it is the grandson of Jiuxuan, he is my junior! Outside the galaxy, in the sky, who sees me and I don't kneel down to see me? ”
"Where Lei Ye passed, who dared to raise his head?"
"Lei Ye gave an order, who would dare not obey?"
"Lei Ye raised his arms in anger, and the galaxy trembled!"
"But what about you? It's just that I don't know which stinky stone in the pit outside the Milky Way accidentally flew to the Milky Way, if it wasn't for Lei Ye taking care of you, you would have been killed a long time ago! ”
"Now that you and I are in the dust, you still need my care......"
When Tang Fan heard this, he couldn't help but glance back.
Although the words of the Ben Thunder Beast were obviously boasting, there was really a trace of domineering on its body, and there was a feeling of haunting the mortal dust.
"Leiba, you still like to brag so much! I think at the beginning, if it weren't for the Nine Xuan Saint Venerable thinking of you pitifully, you would have been crushed and scattered! Can you still be kept until now? ”
"Looking at me again, old man, the first time Jiu Xuan saw me, he said that I was the first immortal stone in the vast expanse! It was he who personally laid out the formation for me and allowed me to absorb hundreds of ...... No, it's tens of millions of years of galaxy essence, and it has given me a sacred mission to dominate the galaxy! ”
"Of course, you're not as bad as me, but it's not too bad. Jiu Xuan once said, I am the first immortal stone, and you can also be ranked second! ”
The machine spirit had a straight face, and there was still some contempt in his eyes, even more arrogant than the Thunder Beast.
It's just that, compared to the arrogance of the Thunder Beast, he has a little more maturity and stability, and there is a faint bit of imperial power.
But the power of this emperor, no matter how you look at it, is a little awkward, just like Dong Shi Xiaofeng.
"Fart, when Lei Ye became famous, you were still bathing in my thunder light! All the fairies in the galaxy world, which one doesn't give me a hug? ”
"Things in the fairy world, which one I don't know?"
"Do you know the real reason for the Faerie War?"
"Do you know the true meaning of the existence of the two saints, Shadow and Candle?"
"Do you know why you ended up in the galaxy?"
"I ......"
The Thunder Beast spoke eloquently, forcing the machine spirit to be speechless.
The machine spirit wanted to speak, but it didn't know anything.
His expression was a little tangled, and then he reluctantly showed curiosity.
Tang Fan was also very curious, although he heard that both of them were boasting, he also heard a little valuable information from it.
It sounds like the Thunder Beast really knows more than the Immortal Realm of the Machine Spirit......
Satisfied with their performance, the Thunderbeast continued to speak, with affection flashing in its eyes:
"The old man is the same age as the Milky Way, which can be called a living dictionary of the fairy world, even if he farts, he contains more than a million secrets!"
"I'm loved by the audience, how many chicks are crazy about me!"
"Once, the Bichen Fairy knelt under the old man's crotch for 100,000 years, just to get a drop of my Origin Essence, where were you then? And Yueqiong chick, do you know why she rejected the Dragon Emperor's pursuit? ”
"Yueqiong once rejected the Dragon Emperor?"
The machine spirit looked stunned, and his thinking was obviously crooked.
Tang Fan suddenly understood that although the Thunder Beast was also a remnant soul that had not fully awakened, it seemed to have more wisdom than the machine spirit.
It's just that what he said should be the opposite, thinking about the usual behavior of the Ben Thunder Beast, it is estimated that he is the guy......
"Master, come and see, something is not quite right here!"
Not far away, in the deep pit, there was the scream of a flash silver worm.