Chapter 350 Brain-Dead Seven

The boat docked and was down-to-earth, and Hu Wei realized that the small island they were talking about was a big island. The topography here reminds Hu Wei of the water palace of the Mandala Empire.

Surrounded by water, the only difference is the luxury of the water palace and the simplicity of the place. To put it simply, it is also relative to the water palace. In fact, it's not that bad here.

Bright red lanterns, hanging everywhere, bring a festive atmosphere here. The most conspicuous thing is a super-large ring, and eight small rings, arranged in the shape of eight palaces and gossip, built at the water's edge, so that people can see it when they get off the boat.

Hu Wei didn't figure out why Minghui wanted to help Mingyue make such a family recruitment conference at this point. Judging from Hu Wei's observation, Mingyue Night has a lot of suitors, if she wants to marry, there are many people she can choose, from famous sons to the lowest level of the gang, rich, not rich, handsome, looking at everything that makes people want to vomit, what kind of grasp is there, it's just at your fingertips, why bother to leave your fate to God to decide, in case the final winner is not what she likes, isn't it miserable?

But speaking of this bright moonlit night, Hu Wei found that this woman was also quite strange. It's not enough to say that she has a changeable personality, but Hu Wei hasn't been able to understand her yet.

Let's take my own personal experience, in the past few days, I have met with Mingyue Ye more than ten times, and there is obviously only one Mingyue Night, but Hu Wei feels as if there are two.

The bright moon night will be enthusiastic and cold. After chatting and eating with him for a while, and not knowing each other for a while, Hu Wei had to guess in his heart whether there was some kind of mental problem on this bright moon night, if he couldn't get it right, or if he had a split personality.

"It's a pity to be such a beautiful girl, if that's really like that. ”

Hu Wei sighed and continued to walk forward. Anyway, no one here pays attention to him, he is very free, he can go wherever he wants, and he can freely observe the movements of those characters in the rivers and lakes.

was walking, and suddenly a figure attracted Hu Wei's attention. Don't get me wrong, it's not a beauty, it's an old man. The old man looked very old, and his face was wrinkled like that of a dog called 'Shar Pei'. This is not a curse, but only this metaphor, which is more appropriate for him.

Just being old is not enough to attract Hu Wei's attention. There is always a time when people are old, and it is not uncommon to see old people.

But this old man, sitting there casually, holding a cigarette gun in his hand, smoking a cigarette as soon as he was extinguished, his clothes were not good, ordinary coarse clothes and linen clothes were just ordinary clothes, but he gave Hu Wei a feeling of being immobile like a mountain. This kind of feeling, Hu Wei has only experienced in Leng Wu's body, and this is the second time it has appeared.

Another top master?

Hu Wei asked himself secretly in his heart.

The old man looked at Hu Wei at the same time as Hu Wei looked at him.

Hu Wei walked over and clasped his hands into fists: "Old man"

The old man interrupted Hu Wei's words and snorted, "What old man, am I old?"

Hu Wei was slightly stunned, and said in his heart that you are not very old, but only seventy or eighty years old. I've been dead for a lifetime, and I'm not dead for the most part.

The old man said with a serious face: "Old is not old, that's relative." Compared to you, I am a little older, but compared to the universe desolation, towering green mountains, and eternal green water, I am just a small dd. So, you can't call me an old man. ”

Another weirdo.

Hu Wei said secretly in his heart.

However, he has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has seen a lot of strange people, and he will not let this old man be frightened.

Hu Wei asked with a smile, "Then what should I call you?"

The old man raised his eyebrows and said, "My name is Lu Eighteen, if you want to call me, just call me Eighteen Brother." ”

"Eighteenth brother" Hu Wei's eyes almost didn't pop out, you are called eighteenth brother, what is the name of the young master, yellow-haired girl***?

Lu Shibai took Hu You's surprise as a title, jumped up with a smile, pulled Hu Wei to the seat, and poured wine for Hu Wei with his own hands: "Alas, that's right." Come on, sit down and drink, good wine here"

Hu Wudu made him cry and laugh, but one thing is certain, this Lu 18 has a very powerful kung fu. Don't look at him pushing and sitting, it seems to be very ordinary, but during the whole process, Hu Weihe was not in a hurry to resist. In other words, with Hu Wei's kung fu, there was no way to react in front of him, if Lu Shibai wanted to kill him on the field, he would be dead now

What a terrible old man, his kung fu doesn't seem to be ruthless,

Hu Wei secretly paid attention in his heart, the temper of strange people is always moody, and they have to be careful to deal with it.

"Why don't you drink it, is it because the wine here is not good?" Lu Shibai drank three glasses in a row, and when he saw that Hu Wei did not react, he glared.

"Oh, no, drink, drink" Hu Wei also poured a cup, took the initiative to stand up, and gave Lu Shibai a full load.

"That's pretty much it. Although Minghui is not very good, his wine is still good. Lu 18 regained his previous appearance and continued to drink happily.

Hu Wei also drank two glasses with him, hesitated for a moment, and said, "That, eighteenth brother, did you come here today to recruit relatives for Ling Sun?"

Maragobi, calling a seventy or eighty-year-old man his younger brother, Hu Wei really felt a little awkward.

Lu Shibai rolled his eyelids and looked at Hu Wei, and asked strangely, "Who is Ling Sun?"

Hu worriedly said, you have lived for such a long time, you don't even know what Ling Sun is, right?

Hu Wei explained: "Lingsun is your grandson."

"Hahaha" Lu Shibai laughed loudly, laughed for a minute, and his eyes were about to laugh, and then he said: "Don't talk about my grandson, I don't have a son yet." ”

Hu Wei's attention was always on Lu Shibai's body, and he didn't notice that when Lu Shibai was laughing, the people at the next few tables secretly left their seats with their faces changed drastically, hid to the side, and carefully paid attention to the movements here.

Hu Yuqi said: "Then what are you doing here today?" Oh, I see, you're here to see the fun. ”

Lu Shibayi waved his hand and said, "What do you look at the excitement, I'm here to recruit relatives." ”

"Recruiting relatives?" "If Hu Wei hadn't had a good psychological element, he would have gotten under the table: "Aren't you also participating in Miss Mingyueye's recruitment meeting and being Mingyueye's husband?"

Lu Shibai glanced at Hu Wei and said, "What, you don't allow it?"

I don't, what's my business?

Hu Wei smiled bitterly: "That's not it, but don't you think that your age is not compatible?"

Lu Shibai didn't care: "Boy, you don't understand this." Didn't you hear anyone say, age is not a problem, height is not distance, besides, I'm not very big, didn't you just call me eighteenth brother?"

Hu worriedly said that you are not very old, but her grandfather has to call you big brother on a bright moon night.

Hu Wei said helplessly: "The words are good, but if you go up, will Minghui agree? ”

Lu Shibai slapped the table and said, "He dares him to recruit relatives and he didn't say how old he must be, why didn't he let me go?"

After Lu Shibai said this, Hu Wei noticed that the recruitment conference made by Minghui did not stipulate the age, and not only did he not stipulate the age, but he did not even stipulate the identity of men and women.

Looks like there's something wrong with that

If something goes wrong, there must be demons, and Hu Wei reminded himself in his heart to be careful.

It's okay left and right, Hu Wei was at this time, drinking wine with Lu Eighteen, chatting, and listening to Lu Eighteen's constant strange remarks. The more Hu Wei listened, the more he felt that the old man in front of him was not like a seventy or eighty-year-old person, because the words that kept bursting out of his mouth were very similar to the kind of people in the world before Hu You, and people affectionately called them the brain-dead.

While they were drinking, a man and a woman came in front of their seats. There were still a lot of vacant seats around, and they didn't sit down, they came directly to this table, and they sat down with a big grin without asking anyone.

Hu Wei glanced at the pair of men and women, the woman was tall and strong, almost half a head taller than him, her body was two laps bigger, her facial features looked good, if she could lose a hundred pounds, she would definitely be a stunning beauty, but unfortunately with her current body of more than 200 pounds, even if she was a beauty, she was very beautiful.

The man is a handsome guy, but it's a pity that it's a miniature version, his height is not as high as Hu Wei's chest, super thin, and his bones can be seen through the skin. If you want to be able to have seventy catties, you can say without hesitation that there is absolutely a problem with that scale, and there are two catties less

Hu Wei noticed this time that when the man and woman sat down, several tables on the side ran away. Some guys even ran away from their shoes, and they didn't dare to go back and pick them up.

The woman drank three glasses of wine to herself, then looked at Lu Shiba, and said in a rough voice: "I guess your 'immortal' must be here." ”

When Hu Wei heard this nickname, his whole body was shocked. He has been called the 'Immortal'. The top master of the underworld, who is both good and evil, does things according to his preferences, is unreasonable, has no rules, and is a headache character.

Following the line of immortality, Hu Wei only guessed who the man and woman were. The man and woman are also top players, and they have been nicknamed 'Mandarin Ducks since then'. They are a couple, the man's name is Wu Da, and the woman's name is Chunhua, and they are a perfect match in the world. Whoever dares to say that they don't deserve to look, hehe, then you are dead. ,

Lu Shibai snorted: "Chunhua, you are a person with a family, don't spoil my good deeds"

Chunhua 'delicate' leaned into the arms of Wu Da, and said fearfully: "The slave family doesn't dare"

"Your grandma's, she's complaining again" The voice fell, and there was another person at the table. This person's face is pale, with a green hat, green clothes, green shoes, and a jade fan in his hand, and he looks quite gentle, but this dress is a little worse, as if he wants to announce to the whole world that his wife is stealing.

When Hu Wei saw this guy, his scalp was a little numb. He finally realized that he had made a big mistake and sat in the wrong place today.

This guy dressed in green, Hu Wei hadn't seen this before, but there are legends about him in the rivers and lakes. His nickname is Ghost Scholar, his real name is Shang, and he can't afford to call it a double character. The legend that the ghost scholar can't afford to trade is wonderful, and according to legend, he took a total of ten wives and stole people one by one. His kung fu is not very high, but he is poisonous.

This is a person who has had an accident.

I heard that he used to be a bookworm and didn't have any hobbies in his life, so he liked to read. The first wife stole people, and he found out that he failed to catch the adulterer, but was beaten by the adulterer. In a fit of rage, he made his own poison and poisoned his first wife and the adulterer's family of more than 150 people.

After that, he married again, and who knew that his second wife stole again. So he poisoned his second wife and the adulterer's entire family. Remarrying, stealing, and poisoning, a total of ten times, after hard study, the spur of ten wives, finally from a helpless chicken, no knowledge of poison at all, grew into a master of poison, and it is the top one.

Lu Eighteen, Chunhua Wu and his wife, can't afford to do business, these four people, meeting one, is enough to give people a headache, and now there are four sitting on the table. Glancing at the three seats that were still empty on the Eight Immortals table, Hu Wei's heart trembled suddenly, and his back was about to break out in a cold sweat.

"No, you have to find a way to get out of here, otherwise the immortal bird will really become a dead bird" Hu Wei said to himself secretly in his heart, a pair of eyes rolling wildly, to see how to leave.

It's easy to sit down, but it's not so easy to leave. The four people sitting here were all moody, and killing was like eating for them. If there is one who is unhappy with you, you are not far from death.

"Hehe, I'm so happy to have so many friends here today. The little brother still has something, so let's go over and have a look, and then I'll talk to you later. Hu Wei raised a glass of wine, drank it, confessed, and prepared to leave with an excuse.

A pair of soft hands gently rested on Hu Wei's shoulders, and the voice as soft as a nightingale sounded in Hu Wei's ears: "Since you are here, why are you in such a hurry to leave." Little dd should have seen me coming, and wanted to leave."

The strength is not great, but it is full of murderous energy. Hu Wei sighed in his heart, he really couldn't leave now. Although I didn't see who the person behind me was, at this time, knowing that Lu Shibai was sitting here, and still dared to come up, it was definitely not an ordinary person. And the last thing Hu Wei wants to meet at this time is the red lady.

Red Lady is a nickname, and no one knows what her real name is. Her clothes are dressed in a green match with the one who can't afford to be a businessman. She was dressed in red all over her body, with red clothes, red skirts and red shoes, and it was rumored that her panties were all red. However, this rumor has not been confirmed, because the people who have seen her panties, without exception, are all dead.

With the help of the reflection of the wine glass, Hu Wei knew that God didn't help him this time, and the person he didn't want to meet the last time was behind him now.

"Sister Red Lady is really joking, how dare the little brother. There is a red lady's sister here, and the younger brother can sit at dawn. No problem, no problem"

Hu Wei reacted very quickly, quickly sat down, and poured wine for the red lady.

The red lady was not polite, she sat down next to Hu Wei, picked up the wine glass with her slender jade hand, and her jade lips tapped.

Compared with other people at the table, the red lady is a real beauty, but she is too beautiful, and she has reached the point of bringing disaster to the country and the people, and everyone is afraid.

It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the red lady specializes in killing negative men, no matter who she is, as long as she knows the negative heart, she will basically die. And her determination to be negative is different from ordinary people. Just like now, Hu Wei wanted to leave, and the red lady pressed him back on the table. Before the red lady left, Hu Wei left, which is considered negative. Once you are convinced of being negative, no matter how far you run to the ends of the earth, she will definitely chase and kill.

There were people who didn't believe it and just stepped forward. Since then, he has not appeared on the rivers and lakes again.

Hu Wei scolded in his heart, who provoked whom with this trick, in less than two minutes before and after, he met so many strange people. If he really turned his face, he fought hard, and he should be able to kill any two of them. But it's not impossible. ,

If it comes, it will be safe. Hu Wei is also a person who can afford to let go, since he can't leave in time, then sit honestly. These people are all very famous people in the rivers and lakes, and it is usually difficult to meet one, but now a group of them have come all at once, which is also very good.

After choosing a thought, if you think about it, Hu Wei suddenly feels a lot better, which may be the spirit of 'Ah Q' that people often say.

His eyes swept over the remaining two empty seats, and Hu Wei had a hunch that there would definitely be people sitting there. Faintly, he has some expectations, who will be there from above?

didn't let Hu Wei wait too long, and a mother and son appeared in Hu Wei's sight. After a period of doubt, Hu Wei's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: Yes, it's really lively now. The top ten weirdos in the Tianfeng Continent, he met seven people at once today

Who's coming?

If Hu Wei hadn't been collecting intelligence information from martial arts people on the way from Langtian to here, he really didn't know who the mother and son were here.

But now, even guessing and estimating, he basically already knows.

Mother and son thief, also known as the idiot son stupid lady - Mrs. Ma, baby cow.

This is a magical mother and son, in the words of the Iron Boss, they are a miracle. Believe it or not, it happened.

The combination of Mrs. Ma and Niu Baobao has won the gold medal of the Jianghu Brain Disabled Conference for 17 consecutive times, and their brain disability is really unmatched.

Mrs. Ma is 40 years old this year, she gave birth to a son at the age of 18, and her son Niu Baobao is 30 years old this year. None of this is a problem, what's the problem?

The problem is that Mrs. Ma never realized that her son was thirty years old, and Niu Baobao never realized that he had grown up.

It's a bit complicated to say this, and many people don't quite understand it. But it doesn't matter, just look at what they're doing right now and you'll basically understand.

At this time, Mrs. Ma was holding the baby cow in her arms and feeding it like a child who had not yet had a full moon.

Yes, you read that right, they are like that at this point. Mrs. Ma's way of holding the child is very professional. And the action of the baby cow feeding is also very professional. According to the follow-up investigation of the relevant departments, in the past 30 years, the baby cow has not eaten any food except for milk, and is absolutely breastfed.

You can see it, but don't laugh, this mother and son are not crippled, and the people who die at their hands will not be less than the others at the table.

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