Chapter 22: You're the one who should get out, right?
"What a coincidence......"
Qin Shiming looked at the name and smiled slightly.
Soon, the elevator reached the first floor.
Qin Shiming took the elevator and went directly to the fifteenth floor.
"Hello, I'm here for an interview."
Qin Shiming walked to the front desk and said to the young lady at the front desk.
"Hello, please register here first."
The young lady at the front desk handed over a form.
Qin Shiming quickly registered, and then followed the path pointed out by the other party to the interview room of the personnel department.
Outside the interview room, there were two people waiting in line.
However, the waiting time was not very long, and in less than ten minutes, the interview between the first two people was over.
After the young woman in front of the interview came out, a voice came from inside after a while, "Next!" ”
Qin Shiming walked over and knocked on the door, only then pushed the door in.
The person in charge of the interview was a middle-aged man in his forties, with thinning hair and a fat body.
He was accompanied by an assistant.
Qin Shiming stepped forward, handed over his resume, and then sat on the chair opposite, waiting for the other party to look at his resume.
In just three seconds, Li Bin, the Minister of Personnel, put down his resume and looked at Qin Shiming with a dark face, "This is your resume?" ”
"Yes!"
Qin Shiming nodded.
"You're on a resume?"
"It's not a resume, what's that?"
"Have you ever seen a resume as simple as yours? Apart from the name and phone number, there is no other introduction? Don't even need ethnicity, gender or anything? ”
"Ethnicity and gender, don't you know it clearly after you see me?"
Qin Shiming unceremoniously slammed back.
Resume?
How could Qin Shiming do such a time-wasting thing?
If you have this time, it is better to run one more Zhou Tianren Emperor Sutra, or tell Xiaocao more stories.
Next to Li Bin, a female assistant named Yang Shuifang also leaned her head over to take a look.
The next moment, her beautiful eyes gradually enlarged, and then she looked at Qin Shiming as if she was looking at an alien.
In the past two years, she has accompanied the minister to interview at least hundreds of people, and it is the first time she has seen such a strange resume.
Li Bin took a deep breath and felt the urge to slap the table to drive people away.
However, thinking that he had promised Zhang Mingjie to keep Qin Shiming, he finally held back.
Putting his resume aside, he re-examined Qin Shiming and said, "Okay, then let's start the interview now." ”
"Start the interview?"
Qin Shiming was quite surprised, shouldn't the other party drive him away directly?
The resume is so simple, he just doesn't want to waste each other's time.
Since the other party still has to go through the motions, he doesn't mind wasting a few more minutes.
"Okay!" Qin Shiming nodded.
"Let me ask you the first question, have you ever worked before? If so, please dictate it now. ”
"I have no work experience, and I have only been a miscellaneous soldier in the army for three years."
"Soldiering?"
Li Bin secretly sneered in his heart.
Then he continued: "Second question, before you came in, a girl went out, did you notice what animal was embroidered on the collar of her coat?" ”
“……”
Qin Shiming opened his mouth, what kind of weird interview question is this?
I used to hear that when other people were interviewing, the interviewer would ask all kinds of strange questions, but I didn't expect to run into them.
"You can't answer that, do you? In that case, then I now declare that you are not suitable for the content department and the marketing department, but for the sake of your work as a miscellaneous soldier, I can arrange you into the security department, are you willing to work in the security department? Li Bin didn't wait for Qin Shiming to answer, so he said directly.
"Security?"
Qin Shiming was stunned.
If you can't answer yourself, can you enter the security department?
Just because I've been a soldier for three years?
Wrong!
His resume was blank, and he said that he was a soldier, but he didn't show any proof.
Obviously, this should be Zhang Mingjie's greeting a long time ago.
"Minister's ......"
At this time, Yang Shuifang, who was sitting next to Li Bin, said: "His resume is blank, although he said that he has been a soldier for three years, but he has not provided any proof. Moreover, there is no shortage of people on the side of the Security Department, so you directly arrange him into the Security Department, which is not in accordance with the rules, right? ”
"Yang Shuifang, I, Li Bin, do things, and I don't need you to point fingers."
Li Bin's face sank, and he said displeasedly.
"You ......"
Yang Shuifang pursed her lips and didn't say anything more.
It was Qin Shiming, his brows furrowed slightly.
Is this Minister of Personnel so domineering and unreasonable?
If it was before today, he might have ignored it, got up and walked away.
But now, this Galaxy Digital Entertainment Co., Ltd., he accounts for 60% of the shares and is the big boss.
How can there be such a senior leader underneath?
"The second question you just asked, if I can answer it, what do I say? You're going to arrange for me to be in the Security Department? Qin Shiming asked lightly.
"Can you answer that?"
Li Bin suddenly smiled, "If you can answer, the six departments of the company, which department you want to enter, I will arrange it for you." However, if you can't answer, or if you answer incorrectly, then you can obediently roll me to the security department. ”
"Good!"
Qin Shiming nodded and said, "That girl just now, the little animal on the collar is a butterfly. To be precise, it's the shepherdess's eye butterfly. ”
"Butterflies?"
Seeing that Qin Shiming really answered, Li Bin was a little confused.
Because he himself didn't know if the girl in front of him was a butterfly on the collar of his clothes.
He simply made up a random question to deliberately make things difficult for Qin Shiming.
Unexpectedly, Qin Shiming not only answered, but also said the species of butterflies.
Not only him, but Yang Shuifang was also surprised.
"Send a message to the technical department and ask them to adjust the monitoring and take a look." Li Bin said to Yang Shuifang.
Yang Shuifang immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a message to her colleagues in the technical department.
Soon, she received a surveillance video, opened it and looked at it, and Li Bin also leaned over to watch it.
After reading it, the two were shocked.
It's a butterfly.
As for whether it was a shepherdess's eye butterfly, they didn't know, because they didn't know about butterflies at all.
"It seems that you are quite lucky, you must have seen this butterfly on someone's clothes at that time, right?" Li Bin sneered.
"I was really lucky, because not only did I see a butterfly on her dress, but I also saw that she was wearing a tattooed shirt dress, which was striped in style, which had an age-reducing effect, and with a retro-style tassel, it gave a cute feeling. And at her feet, there is a pair of white square-toe high heels, which also gives people a retro and stylish feeling, which just matches her clothes. ”
Speaking of this, Qin Shiming showed a thoughtful expression, and only continued after three seconds: "In addition, if I remember correctly, her height is about 1.71 meters, and her chest circumference, waist circumference, and hip circumference are roughly estimated to range from 84 centimeters, 61 centimeters, and 90 centimeters. ”
“……”
Li Bin and Yang Shuifang both widened their eyes, unable to speak for a long time, looking at Qin Shiming as if they were looking at monsters.
"Blow, blow?"
After a while, Li Bin muttered.
"Minister, he didn't brag, this presentation and the figures reported are almost exactly the same."
Yang Shuifang handed over a resume and said, "The person just now wrote in detail on the resume, height, measurements, and the number he said, the deviation is not more than one centimeter." ”
Li Bin was completely speechless.
Yang Shuifang's eyes looked at Qin Shiming again, and they were also full of shock and curiosity.
What a nuanced sense of observation and memory?
Are his eyes scanners, and he can remember everything he has seen?
Is this really just a miscellaneous soldier?
"Minister Li, I shouldn't be wrong, right? In that case, can I enter another department? Qin Shiming looked at Li Bin with a smile and said.
He wanted to see what tricks Li Bin could play.
Li Bin was silent for a while, and then snorted coldly, "Hmph, you must be looking at people's parents beautifully, so you keep staring at other people's bodies, this kind of character enters other departments, how can I rest assured?" Therefore, you can only enter the security department! ”
Minister Li ......"
"I said, you can only enter the security department!"
Li Bin waved his hand and interrupted Qin Shiming, "Now, you can go to the Ministry of Security to report." ”
On the side, Yang Shuifang looked at Li Bin's eyes and became more and more dissatisfied.
Although Qin Shiming's resume is too simple to say, you can either just let the other party go.
After agreeing to the conditions proposed by the other party, and failing to do it, it is a shame for the company to spread the word.
"Huh!"
Qin Shiming shook his head and smiled, and said, "If I guessed correctly, it was Zhang Mingjie who greeted you, if I want to enter Galaxy Digital Entertainment, I can only enter the Security Department, right?" ”
"I don't know what you're talking about! Anyway, now I'm just going to give you two options, first, immediately get out of the Security Department to report. Second, get out of our company immediately. ”
Li Bin said impatiently, and was ready to get up and leave after speaking.
Qin Shiming said coldly: "Let me get out of the company?" I think you're the one who should get out, right? ”