Chapter 394: Is There a Thatched House?
Somehow, the little devil is known for his ruthlessness, and since he met Lao Guo, this kind of nonsensical funny ideas have frequently appeared, which makes the little devil begin to doubt life.
He continued to save up his energy to the maximum, ready to give Lao Guo a fatal blow, and by the way, also see how deep the other party's bottom is.
"Is it okay?" asked the little devil, pretending to be fair.
"Don't ......"
Poofโโ
This is another golden sentence that makes people spurt blood.
Nima, in such a serious situation, you have said that you have a one-on-one palm, and you have finished playing, can you actually say the three words 'no' at this time?
The little devil just wants to pump himself hundreds of mouths, and his heart says, what am I doing with such a cheap mouth, what are I doing!?
I heard Lao Guo say, "I said, do you have a thatched house here?"
"Huh?" the little devil froze.
"Thatched ......"
Lao Guo was still worried that he wouldn't understand, so he said: "Translated, it's a toilet, there is a toilet, I want to......"
The little devil really feels like he wants to die, where is this so good? Don't let people kill people properly...... If you have diarrhea, don't come up, okay, it's good, am I waiting for you or not?
From ancient times to the present, I have never heard of a duel that does not allow others to go to the toilet, the key is that if you are small, it is also a big one, you can kill it directly, come on, kill me.
In fact, Lao Guo didn't want to go to the toilet at all, he was worried that the old fairy was urgent, so he wanted to go to the toilet around here to have a look.
This can stump the little devil, he is really out of line, glanced at the Sai Tianji, that day the machine Taoist is not as good as him, looking at it, the abacus beads of anger are shattered to the ground, I have never seen such a difficult opponent, it is simply a big scoundrel with super defense.
Sai Tianji collapsed his eyelids, and said that there was no way.
The little devil is not happy, and he scolds in his heart, you don't have a rut, you don't have a rut, what does it mean to stay to that extent under your eyelids? Oh, it's none of your business, right?
Okay, I don't care if I have a chance to turn around, see who is unlucky, anyway, Lao Tzu is immortal.
This little devil was also confused by Lao Guo, and even attributed all the poisonous fire in his heart to Saitianji, fortunately, others couldn't see through his thoughts, so Lao Guo and Daxiu knew that they had to be used to make a big fuss and sow discord.
"I said, do you have a toilet here?" Lao Guo continued to ask.
Can that be without?
The dignified Three Demon Island, the same existence as the fairy world in the world, can there be no toilet?
It's just that the little devil doesn't know how to respond, he's here to kill people, not to be a tour guide and customer service, how to say this, he's a little difficult.
You can't always smile and point behind you and say, you go forward two hundred meters, turn a corner to the left, and you can see the toilet sign, isn't that what zombies should do......
"Forehead ......"
The little devil didn't know how to answer, so he stubbornly said, "Let's talk about it after the one-on-one slap first......
"No, you can have a couple of palms, you have to let me go to the toilet first, you can't take advantage of my diarrhea to compete with me, right? If you have diarrhea, I'll let you go, okay?" Lao Guo looked at him with a painful expression.
There is a posture of pulling pants if you don't agree with each other.
The little devil was speechless in anger, turned his head, and walked straight in the direction of Saitianji.
Obviously, Lao Guo's request has been acquiesced, too, this kind of thing, you can't say: Don't go, I just want to take advantage of your diarrhea to beat you to death.
This is a stinking scoundrel.
Lao Guo smiled and waved his hand to the audience: "Everyone, don't be impatient, I'll come when I go, and I'll solve some major problems in the rivers and lakes first, ah!"
As he spoke, he pretended to clamp his legs and twisted to ask where the toilet was.
In addition to the twelve member organizations of the Three Demon Islands, there are also many small minions, naturally, including some people who clean up, who have low status, and happen to be the best candidates to lead Lao Guo to the toilet.
The rest of the guys who thought they were superior didn't want to do this kind of thing, they felt that they didn't match their status.
Lao Guo hummed a song, asked questions, and listened to those miscellaneous words, he knew that in this neighborhood, there was this toilet, Lao Guo went in to take a look, and it was big and clean, compared with the Daxiu International Hotel.
Ordered the miscellaneous people to wait outside, he went in alone, and made sure that no one was in the toilet, and then he quietly shouted: "Old man, old man, old fairy, old bastard......"
The old boy began to open the door as he spoke.
Lao Guo also figured it out, and said in his heart that the old guy must be interfering with me, if I beg him, he may not show up, or he has to say a few words immediately, maybe he will come out.
Not to mention, Lao Guo's trick is really good, as soon as he said a word about the old bastard, he felt a 'snap' behind his head and was gently slashed.
Lao Guo shrank his neck: "I said who is this, don't make trouble!"
As soon as I turned around, it was the old fairy, oh, who gave Lao Guo to the United States: "I said ancestor, where did you go just now, I almost lost my life......"
The old man sighed and laughed, "I was in a hurry to urinate and went to the toilet." โ
In fact, this old man didn't go to the toilet at all, he just wanted to see Lao Guo make a fool of himself, and when necessary, he would help in secret.
The old man's white brows, one finger long, his eyelids drooped, there were a few black spots on his face, his skin was quite bright, and a few hairs could be seen on his head, white and black, and his body was slender, so he couldn't tell what his identity was.
But the old man looked very kind, and people felt very comfortable at first sight.
Lao Guo scratched the back of his head a few times: "Hmph-I said old immortal, you, you, who are you sacred? Can you give me your honorable name?"
The old man smiled slightly: "It's been too long, I don't even remember." Don't you call me an old fairy, then I'll call me an old fairy. โ
Lao Guo smiled, people didn't want to say it, and he didn't want to ask more.
It's just that Lao Guo had followed Master Guzun well, but he was suddenly taken away by this one by the neck, and he didn't say what he wanted to do, he said that he thought Lao Guo was very interesting, wanted to make friends with him, and said that he wanted to help Lao Guo with his errands.
Along the way, Lao Guo didn't spend less money, but nothing was done.
Lao Guo wondered if he was a human trafficker or something at first, but later he heard the old fairy say that he took him to his godfather Chen Daxiu.
In fact, Lao Guo and the others came in earlier than Chen Daxiu and the others, and when Daxiu had not yet landed on the island, Lao Guo and the old man had already arrived at the side of the Ten Thousand Banners Array, but no one found out.
At the beginning, Lao Guo was still a little afraid, but when he saw that Chen Daxiu was really here, Lao Guo was sure that he must have taken his own shit luck and met a big master, so there was a scene of showing his heroism on stage.
Lao Guo rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "I said old man, how are we going to play next, and continue to sing double reeds?"
"Sing! Didn't I say it, you can blow it to me, no matter who it is, whoever comes, let's beat whom!" said the old man lightly.
Lao Guo Yifang: "But what I'm meeting now is a zombie, let's, let's we, can we beat others?"
The old man was happy: "Haha, haha, isn't he just a zombie, old swordsman Guo, don't worry, within three rounds, let's make him lie on the ground and can't get up......"
(End of chapter)