Chapter 631: How to Leave
"Yes, yes, but why should I tell you?" Furry smiled evilly, deliberately making Qing Ling anxious, "I don't plan to open this place now, so you don't have to tell me that the world over there is better, no matter how beautiful it is, it doesn't matter what I do, it's not where I live." ”
"You, you're my spirit animal,"
"I'm not your stupid dragon, I listen to you. Furry said nonchalantly, holding his two little paws in front of his chest, meaninglessly, "I said that as long as you make me happy, I will tell you the way to get out of here." ”
The little beast yawned boringly, jumped into the void, and came to Qing Ling's shoulder, with a look, 'If you don't make me happy, I'll go to sleep', it really gave Qing Ling a headache.
"Okay. "With such a spirit beast partner, Qing Ling surrendered, and was able to know the way to leave the ghost domain in the most direct way, so Qing Ling had no choice but to obey the furry.
"How do you want me to make you happy?"
"I said you stupid woman, can't you use your own brain?" furry stretched his neck and glared, looking at Qingling unhappily. It didn't intend to tell Qing Ling, 'As long as you flatter me and make me happy, I'll laugh.'" And Qing Ling directly made a mistake, thinking that the furry was for her to guess by herself.
Turn your brain, what do you do if you want to make someone happy in normal times? Is it a joke? But...... She only seems to tell bad jokes. Trying his best to search for information about jokes in his mind, after a long time, I saw Qingling frowning, but he couldn't think of it.
The furry was very depressed, and wondered in my heart, is it so difficult for you to praise me twice? The more and more gloomy face is expressed with a lovely furry face, which is more and more flattering, and it itself does not know.
"Ahem, I'll tell you a joke. ”
“???”
"How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the freezer?"
"Elephant??refrigerator??"
“............”
"Rabbits run and run, and when they see a group of ants, they ask what they are doing...... "............"
At this time, the object of asking and being asked is no longer on the same plane at all......
Half an hour later, Qing Ling's mouth was dry, and his furry face became more and more gloomy.
Admit that you've failed, you can't communicate with this little beast at all, "Hey, you should laugh at what you're so bad!"
Furry remains unmoved.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who knew alchemy and met a little snake, she mistakenly took the little snake as a pet, and often gave the little snake pills to eat, and a few years later, the little snake grew up and became a little dragon, and the little girl became the owner of the little dragon. ”
Zibao suddenly condensed, appeared beside the furry, and said a few words seriously.
Qing Ling looked at Zibao's performance in a daze, and didn't know what it was doing with this, stealing its own memories, and showing it off?
"Hahahaha!!" A loud laugh came from the furry mouth, and it was out of breath when it laughed, lying on Qingling's shoulder and panting.
"That little dragon is really a fool, he sold himself with a little favor, haha I haven't seen such a stupid dragon~ hahaha, that little girl is also a fool, she actually raised a dragon as a snake, is she also a fool?
Qing Ling was stunned, glanced at Zibao with a triumphant smile, and then looked at the furry one lying down with a smile, and sighed in his heart: This thing has a really low laugh.
Zibao's 'joke' was not finished, so he continued, "Once upon a time, there was a lobster, the son of the dragon king, who was almost caught and eaten by a young girl at sea one day, and his father dragon king came forward to save the lobster, and also compensated the girl with a lot of things. ”
"Hahahaha~~ Has the dragon clan been lonely to this point, the son of the dragon king has been arrested, and he has to compensate people, is this really the dragon clan? haha~~"
Furry is another burst of amusement.
"Once upon a time......" "Hey, you're enough!"
The black line above Qingling's head interrupted Zibao's continuation, and she became more and more depressed, was what she experienced really so funny?
Zibao, who was glared at, turned into purple mist and went back to know the sea, and after laughing for more than ten minutes, Furry finally stopped laughing.
"Now you've laughed enough, you're happy and happy, tell me how to get out of the ghost realm!" Qingling frowned, her deeds were told as a joke, and the audience laughed so hard, this feeling was really unpleasant, as if her life itself was a joke.
Furry laughed enough, and naturally kept his promise, "There is a formation left over from ancient times under the sea of blood, which can be teleported out through the formation, but it takes a huge amount of power to open the formation, and that power is not your true element, it is the yin and evil ghost qi that belongs to the ghost domain." ”
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