"Don't worry, I have two treatment options at the moment."

Qin Shiming almost wanted to fork it, and dredge it himself? How to dredge?

The fallopian tubes are blocked, but it's not that the toilet at home is blocked, just take a stick and poke it twice, of course, he also has a stick, it's just ......

"First, medication."

As for the treatment, you have to be serious, Qin Shiming stopped his unrealistic thoughts, and said: "Oral Chinese medicine, the prescription will be able to prescribe it for you immediately, but there is one thing to note, the treatment cycle of traditional Chinese medicine is relatively long, and it is estimated that you have to take medicine for more than three months in a row." ”

"In addition, the ingredients of Chinese medicine are unique, and you may be disgusted and bitter ......"

"Then go straight to the second method of treatment."

As soon as she heard that she was going to take Chinese medicine for more than three months, Zhao Yuer was a little unbearable, and the Chinese medicine was very bitter, so Zhao Yuer did not hesitate to choose the second treatment plan.

"The second treatment option is relatively simple and crude, and you can treat it for a week, but again, you will have to pay a lot of money."

Qin Shiming glanced at Zhao Yu'er deeply.

In fact, the second method does not belong to the category of traditional Chinese medicine, it belongs to Western medicine, and belongs to the surgical department.

"The price? At what cost? ”

Zhao Yuer frowned.

Is there a price to be paid?

Want money?

I really don't have bad money, the daughter of Zhao Donghai, the richest man in Xichuan, who is Zhao Donghai? Many local old people in Xichuan affectionately call Zhao Donghai - coal boss.

Coal boss bad money? .

"Your old virgin's reputation was not preserved just now, if the second Western medicine method is used to treat it, your old virgin's temperament will not be preserved, you have to think about it carefully."

Qin Shiming picked up the teacup and took a sip gently.

"Poof!"

Ye Ci was amused by Qin Shiming's words, and said angrily: "They are all old virgins, what kind of discipline do you need, if you can't keep it, you can't keep it, how can you drop it." ”

Zhao Yuer just glared at Ye Ci with hatred, she had no time to compete with Ye Ci, cure the disease first, let herself become a real woman first, and then talk about other things, this account can be calculated at any time!

"What the hell do you mean? Let's be clear. ”

Zhao Yu'er put away her fox charm and looked serious, "What price do I need to pay?" ”

"As I told you just now, your fallopian tubes are blocked, resulting in infertility, and even if you are pregnant, it is an ectopic pregnancy, which will kill you. In other words, the top priority is to dredge. ”

Qin Shiming patiently explained: "Traditional Chinese medicine can only use drugs to dredge, while Western medicine uses a small operation called water clearance, water clearance, you can understand that the sewer at home is blocked, and then use a high-pressure water gun to beat out the silt and debris in the pipe, so as to achieve the purpose of dredging." ”

The three words "sewer" obviously stung Zhao Yuer.

The old lady is still an old virgin, why did she go into the sewer?

But don't say it, the metaphor is quite vivid, and it's easy to understand. Even if you are a novice with no medical knowledge, you can figure out the principle.

"And the treatment with water passage will inevitably damage the virgin protective membrane that you have kept for more than 30 years, so the price is that you can no longer be an old virgin."

Qin Shiming's next words made Zhao Yuer's face even darker.

Virgin protective film is virgin protective film, why emphasize more than 30 years?

"By the way, although the water operation is only a minor operation, there are risks and it is more painful than drinking traditional Chinese medicine, because there is no way to use anesthetics for this minor operation."

Qin Shiming doesn't care whether Zhao Yu'er is happy or not, he always talks from the perspective of a doctor, and informs the patients of the pros and cons, and they have the right to choose.

"Risk? Painful? ”

Zhao Yu'er's brows tightened.

"Of course."

Qin Shiming lit a cigarette, asked the waiter to take a relatively long straw, folded it in half, and said: "Look, this is like a fallopian tube, now it is folded and cannot be unblocked, but because it is only folded, the water can still pass through, but the flow rate will be relatively slow. ”

"However, if it is directly blocked, and it is relatively deadly blocked, the pressure of the water here is injected wildly, the pressure increases, the water pipe is expanded, or even burst."

"That kind of pain, you can imagine, can you bear it?"

"Once the blockage is severe, can you accept the consequences?"

From Qin Shiming's point of view, he does not recommend directly receiving the water technique, the principle sounds simple, but the human body is not really a sewer pipe, the sewer pipe is broken and broken, let's just change a tube, can the fallopian tube in the human body be changed casually?

Pull the calf.

“……”

Sure enough, Zhao Yu'er was afraid for a while, frowned tightly, thought about it again, and still chose to admit it, "Then, let's use the treatment method of traditional Chinese medicine, and take medicine for a few more months." ”

"Okay."

Qin Shiming asked the waiter to take a pen and paper and prescribe a prescription directly on the spot.

Unlike some old Chinese medicine doctors in the hospital, Qin Shiming's prescription is basically known to anyone who has read the book, although it is not a positive case, but it is extremely neat.

"What? Leech? Pangolin? And earthworms? ”

"Gross!"

When Zhao Yu'er saw the prescription, her face changed greatly, and she retched directly on the spot.

However, after trying to calm down and patting his chest hard, his face looked a lot better, but his brows still didn't mean to stretch.

Isn't the taste of this medicine too big?

"Can't stand it?"

Qin Shiming shook his head slightly and continued to bow his head to write the prescription.

"Pangolins, as the name suggests, are burrowed, and the same is true for earthworms and leeches, they burrow very well, especially leeches and earthworms, which have a layer of slippery and greasy substances attached to the surface, disgusting, but have a moisturizing effect."

"The pangolin is a little bit different, it has a well-developed perimeter, strong muscles, and a hard shell, which gives it a natural advantage of punching holes."

Although Zhao Yu'er felt disgusted, she still nodded.

"Rats will also make holes, as the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and rat sons will make holes."

Ye Ci on the side didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said bewildermently beside him: "Doctor Qin, don't you want to prescribe some rats as medicine primers, the effect of punching holes is ......."

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?"

Zhao Yu'er's face turned green, "What medicine should be prescribed, Doctor Qin knows in his heart, and he doesn't need you to beep on the side!" ”

"Hey, don't say it, rats can really be used in medicine."

Who knows, Qin Shiming nodded very approvingly and gave Ye Ci a thumbs up.

"Doctor Qin, you won't deliberately fix me, can you, rats can still be used in medicine?"

Zhao Yuer's face became even more ugly.

"Rats can't be used in medicine......"

"Whew."

Hearing this, Zhao Yuer breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, rat droppings can be used as medicine."

Zhao Yuer held back a sentence of "MMP" in her heart, and she didn't know whether to talk about it or not, this is more disgusting than eating mice, is this traditional Chinese medicine? How is it like a magic stick?

"Good, good, rat poop is good."

Ye Ci clapped his hands on the side.

Zhao Yu'er's silver teeth clenched, as if she had exhausted the energy of an old virgin......