Chapter 743: Self-defeating
Since it had not been invaded by foreign enemies for a long time, the walls on the periphery of the city on the very stable Tyranmere were not as strong as the western continent, where skirmishes would break out at any time before, and after several shelling by the vanguard of the coalition forces, it simply shattered, and from a distance it looked like a piece of cake that was placed on the table and ready to be cut and shared for everyone to taste, but Cecilia couldn't hold back and secretly took two bites.
During the period when the coalition fleet bombarded the city walls, the Dark Empire did not put up any kind of resistance, and not only did their fleet and the Warcraft army not appear, but they did not even fire the cannons installed on the walls. As Alicia predicted, Ulrique, as the new Demon King, made it clear that he would let the coalition forces in and then use the powerful ground forces to annihilate all the alliance's land forces and fleets close to the coastline, rather than desperately trying to save face and let the troops hold the coastal cities and prevent the alliance from setting foot on his territory.
And the cleverness of this strategy lies in the fact that the alliance can only carry out a landing operation even though it knows - because the sea Liliang of the Dark Empire has been severely hit not long ago, and if it does not launch an attack in time and wait for the empire to regain its strength, the alliance will probably never have a chance in the future.
As a result, the senior officers of the coalition were more or less uneasy, but Alicia clearly didn't take it seriously. Amid the rumbling of cannon fire in the distance, the little queen returned to the bridge of the Aurora with the right person she had said had infiltrated the city and performed a dazzling dance.
The crowd who were busy and making soy sauce was suddenly dumbfounded.
Two beautiful blonde girls dressed in the same costume, who looked exactly the same, and even had the same petite figures, stood side by side holding hands and smiling faces, making everyone dizzy.
Imrith was the first to come to her senses. Walking in front of the two of them, they looked left and right and didn't recognize who the deity was, Zuihou had to shake his head speechlessly and chose to give up: "Then, sister-sama." Is the right person you're talking about as a slime?"
Alicia on the right let go of the hand she was holding and sat down on the captain's chair with a grin: "Hmm. Little Miss, you're right. Indeed, there are only two of us in the entire fleet who meet the requirements, which is a fact that there is no way to change. Maybe we can try our luck by casting a summoning spell, but God knows what the whole thing will be with the author's discipline, so forget it. So, naturally, it's the turn of a slime who can turn into anyone. Even if the enemy does set up an ambush in the city, it can temporarily take on the form of someone else, such as Xana-chan, and escape from the siege. β
"Since that's the case. Na Ise had no opinion at all. β
Before the eldest princess of the empire could finish nodding, Angel strode up to Alicia's side, looked at her and the slime standing next to her suspiciously, and said, "Please wait a while." Queen Bixia. How do you prove that you are who you are?, the author of Undisciplined Discipline, judging by your negative discipline and poor behavior on weekdays, it is entirely possible for a slime to pretend to be himself and you to pretend to be a slime who went into the enemy camp himself. β
[Uh, it's really worthy of Senior Sister Anqi. It turns out that there is such a hand. γ
Hearing this, Alicia suddenly changed to an embarrassed expression: "I see." The real title of this chapter should be 'True and False Beautiful Girl'. So Senior Sister Anqi, how are you going to identify it?"
As soon as these words came out, the people around couldn't help but feel embarrassed. The slime's copying ability is really too buggy, not only the physiological characteristics, but also the usual habits of the copied person can be perfectly reproduced, don't you see that Imrith, who is her own sister, is confused in front of the two of them?
After bowing her head and muttering for a long time, Angel suddenly dragged Ilya, who was carefully looking at the temporary twins next to her, to her side: "Hey, hurry up and use your intuition to recognize which one is your sister and which one is her little pet." β
The black-haired boy shook his head very decisively: "I can't tell." β
"Hey, that's a nuisance. Angel couldn't help but take a hard sip. But he didn't let Ilya go, but continued to pull him by the collar and ask. "In that case, tell me honestly if you have done anything evil to Queen Bixia before?"
"Evil things mean ......"
"It's just that you secretly ate her from all of us! Now is not the time to hide it, if you really push Queen Bixia down on the bed and snap it, just announce it loudly with pride and be happily dragged out and burned to death by the FFF group! β
Alicia immediately jumped up from the chair like a cat that had been stepped on by her tail, picked up the folder placed in her hand and smashed it on Angel's head, and the parchment immediately scattered into a cloud of snowflakes and fell down one after another: "Although I am definitely the most undisciplined person in normal times, but the most undisciplined person today is definitely you, Sister Angel! If Ilya says that he did push me down before, you will then take off the fat of the two of us and check separately to see if the film is still in the original load, right!?"
Anqi, who was hurriedly packing up the papers, nodded without hesitation and said with a serious face: "That's right, that's it." Queen Bixia, you two shouldn't have really done it, did you?"
"How could that ......?"
"I've actually pushed her down on the bed before. β
The little queen and her little friend said two very different answers in unison.
Everyone first looked at the two of them with funny and ambiguous expressions, and then shouted in shock: "Hey, heyββ!?"
Imrith hurriedly rushed forward and hugged Alicia's arm tightly and shook desperately: "Is this true, sister?
The embarrassed blonde girl who was almost shaken apart by her precious sister was smiling and holding Imrith to explain, "No, no, little Ise, things are not what you imagined. Your old lady and I really are still an authentic original!"
"But Ilya didn't say ...... just now"
The angry little queen was about to turn her head and question. only to find that Angel had put her mouth to Ilya's ear and pretended to be a whisper, and asked in a volume that everyone could hear: "Nana, I said Ilya, you're not joking, right? Did you really snap after pushing Queen Bixia down?"
"I don't quite understand what the onomatopoeia means. The black-haired boy tilted his head slightly and replied seriously, "I did push Alicia down on the bed before, but that's all, there's nothing to be excited about, right?"
Dibes, who was not far away, immediately stepped forward quickly and pressed Ilya's shoulder: "Young man, people will not die if they don't die, this truth must be firmly remembered." Taking the initiative to show my sister is already a big death;You actually said that you have already eaten your sister.,That's definitely a long life!"
Hearing this, Ilya immediately showed a confused expression: "I just accidentally pushed Alicia down. I didn't do anything else to her, and I didn't eat her. β
The bridge that was chattering and whispering suddenly fell silent, and it took a long time for everyone who was scorched by thunder to figure out one thing - this guy only knows what it means to "eat". I don't know the meaning of "overthrowing" at all, and I only understand it in a superficial sense.
In other words, he had only pressed the little queen who couldn't dodge under him because of various slips, and at most inadvertently pressed two handfuls on her residual breasts. Didn't do anything to her [beep-] and [beep-] and [beep-] things.
Originally, the daily life between this kind of arrogant belly black girl and rough nerve wooden boy was lively enough. There is also a Shura field composed of a confused natural main palace...... Everyone suddenly had a desire to sigh for their youth.
But if it's Alysia, I guess she'll sigh that this is a light novel.
After confirming that this was just a misunderstanding, Angel put the document in her hand and looked at the suspected deity in front of her again: "OK, it seems that you still haven't made any progress as always." Then Queen Bixia, I won't pick up your fat times to check......"
"Do you dare to change the subject? Believe it or not, I'll take out a paper fan and whip you?"
The girl knight decisively ignored the menacing little queen, closed her eyes, raised her index finger and continued: "Next, let's conduct the most basic test, and you two will know which one is real and who is fake." β
Alicia couldn't help but be surprised when she heard this, and even the slime behind her showed the same expression.
Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Angel suddenly pointed at the slime and shouted, "You." Become the appearance of Her Royal Highness Princess Imrith!"
From the very beginning, Angel didn't regard the initiative to stand up in front of her as a real little queen, and she decided that the two had definitely swapped identities. So in her mind to come. Alicia on the chair is an impostor, and the deity is standing behind pretending to be a slime.
And it is impossible for the deity to transform.
As Anqi expected, the "slime" immediately hung countless black lines from his head, and raised his hands in embarrassment to make a surrender form: "Okay, Senior Sister Anqi." Your old man is a Buddha, and you can see through my tricks at a glance. β
Is this really the case!? When everyone on the bridge saw this, the sweat on their heads was soaring like rain.
"As your follower, this level of understanding is a matter of course. Angel, who was full of smugness, suddenly paused, "Although I want to say this, you know me very well, and if you really plan to exchange identities, you will definitely be prepared in advance." Maybe you've predicted what you're doing. So, the slime who is about to give up his seat to the master, can you please become the appearance of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess?"
I see, if the girl who is identified as a slime can't transform, then she is the real queen Bixia! Dibes looked at Angel with admiration in his eyes, and almost walked over to praise his girlfriend.
However, it seems that Alicia did not deliberately prepare any aftermath for this kind of thing. The blonde girl who left the captain's chair turned into the appearance of Imrith next to her in a mosaic, and then reached out with an embarrassed face and touched her breasts, which were one size larger than the size of her clothes but only stretched out her breathless, and said, "Mi woo, it's so tight here." β
"Ulusai!" Alicia cried out as she picked up the haode folder that Angel had just packed and slapped it the slime's head.
The poor parchment was scattered to the ground again.
"Well, don't worry about it. Convinced that the blonde girl in front of her was the deity, Angel smiled and pressed the angry little she-cat. "Queen Bixia, please don't make such jokes again in the future. Now is the most critical time for the coalition forces, in case something happens when you go deep into the enemy camp. The consequences will be dire. The creator god is above, even if you plan to do some activities with Elijah in your room to discuss the meaning of life, I don't want you to casually leave the army and venture alone, okay?"
After bowing her head and being silent for a while, Alicia nodded seriously: "I'm sorry, Sister Anqi. I know, I'll stay on the ship from now on. And also. Ilya, come to my room tonight......"
"You're really going to do something lovely, huh!?"
"Didn't you say you could?"
"I'm just making analogies, okay!?"
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While Alicia and Angel show off their daily lives as the officers and men of the Dawn Bridge are accustomed to watching in a cold sweat, Slime, who has once again become a little queen, and Icarus, who has never cared about daily life, arrive on the flight deck of the battleship. The latter carried the former and flew straight towards the city in the distance.
Despite the cessation of the shelling by the fleet, the entire city still did not recover from the chaos. The walls near the sea have long since been shattered to slag, many military buildings have been destroyed, and flames and smoke fill the air. It's like the legendary purgatory.
Merely. There was something missing in this purgatory, so much so that the horror immediately dropped several notches.
That was the body of the dead.
As mentioned earlier, the Dark Empire withdrew all its forces from the coastal cities, leaving only ordinary residents behind. Although these fortifications are all tofu scum projects, after all, they can't be blown down by a random gust of wind, and if there is an army stationed there, not to mention that they can sink and injure the coalition fleet, or at least cause a little trouble.
But now they were destroyed without any effect.
After the shelling of the coalition fleet stopped, citizens living nearby rushed to extinguish the fire. In order not to be affected by the fish in the pond, the guards who remained to maintain law and order were also mobilized to help. There were people shouting and running around everywhere, and the scene looked like a chaotic scene.
In this case, it is naturally easy to sneak into the city.
Icarus found an uninhabited grove outside the city and landed. After letting go of the slime, he tilted his head and asked, "Master, do you need me to be on standby nearby?"
The girl in front of her turned out to be Alicia herself!
"Well, just in case, you're just waiting here. Alicia replied, arranging her windswept hair from the flight, "If anything, come back in time to help." Having said that, it is worthy of Senior Sister Anqi, if she hadn't thought too much and made all those things, I wouldn't have thought that I would be able to sneak out like this. β
It turned out that this girl had temporarily changed her mind because of Angel's reminder and sneaked out to play after tricking everyone over, and the loyal girl knight would definitely find a piece of tofu in tears and kill her if she knew it......
In fact, the disguised transformation was made by Alicia to take advantage of the bracelet's built-in ability to transform into any woman she had met, and if Angel asked the little queen to turn into Ilya or turn back into a slime, she would immediately be on the spot - however, there is no such thing as an "if".
Angel, who was self-defeating and still arguing with the slime disguised as Alicia, never expected that her little queen would be running to the enemy's doorstep at this moment.
After letting Icarus hide in the woods, Alicia crept down to the foot of a collapsed wall, and climbed into it without alerting the others. The smoke covered the girl's movements well, and the crowd busy fighting the fire didn't notice her - Alicia thought she would sneak into the city without going far, but she didn't want to be stopped by the crowd after walking far.
"Hey, blonde girl over there, wait a minute. β
Alicia froze, put on the same panicked expression on her face as the people around her, and slowly turned around: "Call me?"
It was the captain of the guard who called her back, but he didn't gather his subordinates to surround the cute girl in front of him, but wiped a handful of sweat and didn't look at her orders carefully: "Are you going back to call someone for help? That's right, go to the Mage Guild by the way, and let those guys who are high up all day long come over and use magic to help." The fire was too fierce to be extinguished by us drawing water from a nearby pipe. β
[Is there any mistake, I also specially ordered the fleet to keep their hands during the shelling, how can there be such a big fire?Wait, from the words of this squad leader, it seems that the mages in the Dark Empire have a high status? Yes, the demons will not let the human race develop rapidly, and will definitely find a way to suppress it, so there are far fewer magicians here than in the Western Continent. Maybe I can take advantage of this situation a little bit......]
I saw the beautiful girl smile sweetly at the team leader who finally had time to look at herself, but was stunned on the spot: "I'm sorry, I accidentally lost my staff when I was attacked just now, and I was about to find a spare item, but I didn't expect the fire to be so serious." If you don't mind, let me help put out the fire with magic. (To be continued......)