Worry-free father-in-law?

When Xia Wuwu heard this, he hurriedly sensed his own state, and after realizing that he was still a normal man, his heart became even more weird...

If this is really a time travel, then you won't be traveling to a world called [Deer and Ding Ji] in your previous life, right?

His eyes rolled again, and he realized that he knew nothing but the perception of "pleasure".

I don't know anything about the world, my current identity, or my past.

What should I do?

Where to go?

Who are you?

What to do?

Xia Wuwu's brain spun fast, and an idea was born in his mind in an instant.

Faced with such a complex situation, the only thing I can do... It is to let others send you where you should be first, and then make plans.

Thereupon...

In the eyes of the little eunuchs, I saw that the carefree father-in-law who was domineering a moment ago shouted "There are friends from afar, call according to their faces" changed,

He looked tired, and then staggered a few steps up the Jinluan Palace, as if he had no soul,

Immediately afterward, he fell beside the headless man with a "poof", his eyes closed, and he seemed to faint.

The young man in the dragon robe was still happy a moment ago, but when he saw him fainting, his eyes showed a worried look, he hurriedly rushed over, shouting: "Worry-free, worry-free!!"

...

...

Xia Wuwu naturally couldn't wake up, but if the gongs and drums were beating in his ears, he might wake up if he couldn't stand it.

But will anyone beat gongs and drums in the ears of a "great hero" like him?

No!

He was soon supported by two young palace maids and sent back to a small independent courtyard.

You must know that Xia Wuwu was still a place in his previous life until he died... And whoever can enter the palace to be a palace maid, and can be directly close to the Son of Heaven, which one is not beautiful in appearance, white in skin and soft in voice?

He was supported by such two palace maids, and his skin was close to the friction, and he actually gave birth to a strange sense of comfort...

Shameless!

He hurriedly suppressed the strange thoughts in his heart, no matter how happy he was, no matter how much he wanted to explode and enjoy, some bottom lines were still there.

What's more, he deeply understands how he uses this assistive device called "Happiness".

"Pleasure", in short, is an aider that obtains temporary abilities or items through a point draw.

And the origin of the points has been clearly explained in the paragraph I wrote.

Drink the strongest wine, fight the strongest enemy, love the most beautiful woman, dominate the industry, and be carefree.

This means that you can earn points by "drinking good wine", "fighting strong enemies", "gaining the heart of beauty", "fighting the world", "being at ease", and so on.

The evaluation of these points, in a sense, is very fair, first of all, you need to choose your own goals, if the goal meets the conditions, then "happiness" will set up a task bar, and the evaluation gives the completed points.

In the same way, the "strongest, strongest, and most beautiful" here is not unique, but will vary according to different regions and different times.

Xia Wuwu subconsciously said directly in his heart: "Judging the two palace maids who supported me, do they meet the conditions of 'the most beautiful woman in love'?"

The voice of the happy machine soon came: "No. ”

Listening to this emotional voice, Xia Wuwu suddenly felt bored...

At this time, he closed his eyes, hooked a palace maid with his left hand, and hooked a palace maid with his right hand, as if he was holding two pieces of wood...

The two palace maids were also talking to each other in a whisper.

"I just saw that the emperor was so anxious and cared so much about his father-in-law, it seems that he is going to become a big celebrity in the future. ”

"Oh, maybe this father-in-law can go to the East Factory and the West Factory to be the overseer in the future..."

"I don't usually pay attention to it, but my father-in-law is actually quite handsome. ”

"Be careful, you can't talk nonsense in the palace. ”

"I know, sister, but eunuchs and palace maids are not a common thing in the palace... Father-in-law is so good, and so handsome, people..."

"Don't talk about it! It's one thing whether there is one, and it's another thing whether you pass it on or not! You can do it, but you can't say it, you can't let people know. This is the rule of living in the palace. ”

"It's so profound~~"

Xia Wuwu listened to the conversation between the two palace maids, and at least confirmed that he was in the palace, his identity was a fake eunuch, and there were East and West factories in this world.

Not allong...

He felt himself stop and lean, apparently being lifted up by the two palace maids.

Immediately after, there was a "creak" sound of the door opening.

He was carried through the door, and then he was served to take off his shoes and socks, and his blood-stained coat...

felt that the palace maid was going to take off his pants,

Xia Wuwu hurriedly opened his eyes and said, "I... Where?"

When the two little palace maids saw him wake up, one of them had a dignified face and a slightly mature taste, and said: "Father-in-law, you are back to your own room, just lie down and rest, we will serve you, and the red cherry blossoms will boil water for you to bathe in a while." ”

The other palace maid is wearing a double bun, which looks quite cute, obviously she is the red cherry, and when she sees Xia Wuwu looking at her, she is grinning, and she doesn't seem to have any scheming city.

The two palace maids were about to put their hands up and down, when suddenly a gloomy cough came from outside the house.

"You don't need to be served, go back. ”

The two palace maids were stunned, and Hong Sakura stuck out her tongue and said, "It's the mountain manager who is here... Then, Father-in-law, let's go first. ”

Xia Wuwu: ...

Wait a minute?

Who is Grandpa Shan?

Could it be that he really crossed into the world called [Deer and Ding Ji]?

This mountain father-in-law is the sea father-in-law?

Just as he was thinking about it, the sound of some mopping footsteps had already walked to the door, and he saw a middle-aged man with dilated eyes standing in front of the door with a weird smile.

The two palace maids were obviously a little afraid of him, so they hurriedly surrendered their hands and left in a hurry.

Grandpa Shan didn't seem to be able to see, or his vision was extremely blurry, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You're back?"

Xia Wuwu said: "Well, I'm back." ”

He looked at the middle-aged man and said directly in his heart: "Happy, help me confirm whether this person meets the conditions of 'fighting the strongest enemy'." ”

Not allong...

The voice of the happy machine feedback: "If you meet the conditions, defeat or kill the target, you can get 300 points, and the mission has been established." ”

The voice fell,

A new change suddenly occurred in front of Xia Wuwu's retina:

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Name: Xia Wuwu

Shou Yuan: 60

Realm: Tasteless

Talents: 1

Credits: 0

Status: Sanpin Martial Artist, 2 days and 23 hours remaining.

Gold Abilities:

[Absolute Evasion -10]: Can be used 10 times, after use, it will be in an absolute evasion state for 9 seconds, will not be hit by any attacks, can be used actively, and will also be passively triggered when encountering a fatal attack.

Silver Abilities:

[Land Immortal Experience Card - 3 seconds]: Jiupin Land Immortal, the human body is a small world, the head is like the sky, the feet are like the earth, the limbs are like the four seasons, and the five organs are like the five elements. A thought is not born in the heart, all gods are self-focused in the body, gasification and mystery, strength is advancing by leaps and bounds, raising your hand can make the mountain collapse and the ground crack, and the army will be easy.

Objective 1:

【Shan Gonggong】-300 points

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When he was thinking about it, the father-in-law of the mountain beckoned: "Ahem, cough, come here, come to my room." ”

Xia Wuwu also coughed, looking extremely weak.

Grandpa Shan's dilated pupils narrowed slightly, and said, "You're not injured, what are you pretending to be injured?"