16 Licking the dog and his green tea goddess
Although Director Xie took the upper route and was still staring at Weibo to withdraw the hot search, there were many people watching the movie on this day, and not all film critics were happy to sell it.
After all, even within the global film and television, not everyone is of the same mind as him.
And there are so many film critics who are not famous, and just want to make big news and run for traffic.
So it's only noon, and there are a lot of complaints on major forums.
What: "All the staff are not in the state, I have read the original book, the original book is very well written, how can it be filmed like this?" ”
"There is no sense of CP at all, and I fall in love procedurally."
"Who is disgusting during the New Year?"
"The role of Zhen Nuan is not like the villain in a comedy at all, so annoying."
"What other genius beautiful girl Mi Keke, such a person is embarrassed to say that he is a genius, then I am a genius and a ghost."
After another half an hour, a long review was published and reprinted by major websites.
Warning: The following content contains spoilers and may affect your viewing experience, please watch with caution.
The movie "Who Moved My Outline" is an adaptation, and the original book is a novel, called "The Girl Who Lost Her Foot and the King Next Door".
In my opinion, the name of the original book is more explosive and eye-catching than the name of the movie. However, this mistake is not a problem after watching the movie.
Because this movie is so bad.
The movie doesn't change the plot of the original book too much, the story mainly tells the story of two cutting-edge writers, a man and a woman, who disguise themselves and go to a bar to find someone with a story to set up the story of inspiration because of the exhaustion of inspiration.
The girl who lost her foot is the character that the female writer Rong Zhishuang found for herself, and it can be summed up in one sentence: I came out to do things before graduating from high school and supported a large family, and now they think I am dirty and don't let me go back.
The old Wang next door is the character set up by the male writer Xia Wuyan for himself, and the essence is: I love her, even if the child is not mine, I still love her!
Both of them felt that each other's stories had contradictions, abuses, explosions, and tears, and they almost hit it off, and in the name of helping each other, they rented a house and lived together in a cliché.
These two people racked their brains during the day to make up stories to each other, and at night they had to work hard to recall and then record each other's stories and write an outline, and they were very busy.
In getting along, the two naturally had feelings for each other, attracted to each other, and both wanted to confess to each other when the book was finished.
In the end, of course, the book also exploded, and the people were together.
This movie has no special effects, it is not a big production, there are no shocking scenes, it is the story of a man and a woman who have sincere feelings in misunderstanding and disguise.
Such a movie requires very delicate performances, but this film does not, the two leading actors seem to be wandering in the world, and there is no emotion or warmth in their eyes.
In addition, comedies need more exaggerated performances, especially the Chinese New Year stalls, which generally want the audience to be happy, but there is no film in this film, from the protagonist to the supporting role, everyone is holding the shelf, and they have not let go at all. When the curtain of the movie opened, all I saw from it was two words: embarrassment.
To paraphrase a popular saying: I am so embarrassed that I can pick out a set of four bedrooms and two living rooms.
The leading role is not qualified, and the supporting role is even more unknown.
Zhen Nuan's acting skills were good in the past, but her performance in it was completely unqualified.
She plays the role of a tenant who rents a house with the two protagonists, and plays the role of complaining for the audience.
Because the characters of the two protagonists are all made up, it is inevitable that their feet will be exposed in daily life, and they are all seen by Zhen Nuan.
But instead of being funny, her complaints make people feel annoying, like a nosy businessman.
There is also a Mi Keke who has more scenes, probably because she also works creatively and dramatically, and her performance is not as good as that of passers-by. One can't help but wonder if the film school is so down, and the outstanding graduates have become this level?
Finally, I can't help but want to ask Director Xie: Is such a movie really directed by you? A problem that even a layman can see, you didn't notice at all?
As soon as this movie review was released, the popularity swished upward, and it was reprinted and liked by countless people, for no other reason, which simply spoke their minds.
In addition, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, everyone was at home, and the news spread very quickly, and the heat could not be suppressed at all. There are countless curious people who leave messages: Is it really so bad?
Director Xie was desperate, he closed the main gate at home in despair, drew the curtains, and stayed alone in the dark room, not wanting to do anything.
Mi Coco was already crying and her eyes were red, she was so aggrieved. She only played a female third, and she appeared a total of five times, why did she plant the failure of the movie on her head?
Besides, it's not what she wants to do to promote a genius beautiful girl, it's all the words that the crew thinks. Micoco sobbed and called her agent.
"Brother Liu, can the company help me suppress the comments, I-"
"Are you embarrassed to say? Can you tell me what contribution you have made to the company after the company signed you? The audition you found, you made a mess, and the company hasn't made a penny on you! ”
"Brother Liu, I-"
"Okay, don't cry all the time, have time to figure out your acting skills, and besides, the entertainment industry is also red, there are still so many people in front of you, you are also famous if you are so noisy, I'll see if I can give you a variety show, that money will come quickly."
Mi Keke's heart jumped twice when she heard the variety show, put down the phone, she opened Weibo, and found that Gu Tang was on the hot search again.
In the hot search of scolding Director Xie and scolding anyone for being talented, #顾棠你想不到的才艺表演#分外突出.
Mi Keke clicked in, it was a short video of one and a half minutes.
As soon as it was opened, it was Gu Tang's face that made Mi Keke jealous for four years and will continue to be jealous.
Gu Tang: I'll blow a suona for everyone.
Mi Keke frowned, Gu Tang will blow suona? How she had never heard of it.
The barrage is hahahahaha, what else is "never expected", "Don't spoil", "I give 100 points for this performance", "It's the most awesome talent show ever."
Gu Tang took a deep breath, put the suona to his mouth, and forced-
Micoco covered her ears, and her voice was a little loud and harsh.
But it's not in tune, there's no rhythm, it's just blowing.
Gu Tang blew for more than a minute.
"Look at the horrified look in the host's eyes."
"Laughing to death."
"I couldn't hold my breath for a minute."
"It's the first love that can cut me off."
"@励王."
Waiting for Gu Tang to put down the suona, the host asked indescribably: "Are you a talent show?" ”
Gu Tang nodded calmly, "Well, my lung capacity is very large. ”
The audience laughed below.
Mi Keke felt as if she had also blown a minute of suona, not only did her chest feel tight, but her head also hurt.
came out of the short video, and as soon as it was refreshed, Mi Keke found that Gu Tang had another entry on the hot search.
#太会撩了顾棠#
Anyway, I looked at one, and Micoco clicked in again.
This video should be a follow-up to the previous one.
Moderator: Just a joke with you, the following is the real talent show. Next, please listen to Gu Tang's multi-national poetry recitation performance.
The last sentence was read in a subdued tone, and it brought everyone to the serious party scene in an instant.
There was another hahahahaha in the barrage, "??? The style of painting has changed", "It reminds me of the history of blood and tears when I accompanied my parents to read the recitation of positive energy-themed poems".
Then Gu Tang began: How_do_I_love_thee.
"Popular Science: Thee is the ancient saying You, which means you."
"The voice is sweet with a hint of clarity, drunk and drunk."
"I'm the Thee→_→."
"Draw your sword, rival in love!"
"Marry me, marry me!"
"Marry me, marry me!"
After reading the English poem, Gu Tang came to another in French, then in Italian, and finally in Spanish.
"She doesn't read English in the same tone as she reads French, which is a little more hoarse."
"For those of us who have just learned ciao, it's like listening to a book from heaven – a good book from heaven."
"How did she learn to speak four foreign languages?"
"Miss Xueba."
"Arithmetic must be good if you can speak French."
"Hahahahaha, daily insult 1/1."
Micoco looked distorted from psychology to physiology.
But this is not over, when she refreshes again, there is another entry on the hot search.
#顾棠你拎得动五十斤的面吗#
Mi Keke was happy when she saw this, she understood this routine, girls have to pretend to be weak more or less when they go on the show.
The Chinese New Year is a long-term program, and the fixed program on the first day of the new year is to make dumplings, Gu Tang must be going to mention noodles, and then he can't move to pretend to be with the male guests.
Mi Coco was in a much better mood and clicked on the third video.
But it was completely unexpected.
When it came to making dumplings, in fact, the show was almost over, and several guests were quite familiar, Gu Tang didn't think too much, as soon as the host said that making dumplings and taking flour and board, she was closest and went up directly.
So the picture presented on the screen is: Gu Tang is carrying a bag of 50 catties of flour left and right, and holding a huge board specially used to make dumplings in his right hand, looking at the color is still ebony, and the thickness is four or five centimeters.
I didn't feel anything at the time, but when she put her things down, the host seemed to react suddenly, turning his head so fast that he couldn't hide the bell, and his eyes widened again.
"Hahahahaha
"Host: If you want to add chicken legs, I was scared twice today."
"Look at Brother Lu, he secretly lifted the board while people were not paying attention, and he didn't raise it with one hand for the first time hahahahahahaha."
"He didn't dare to stand by Gu Tang's side later, hahahahahaha."
"Don't worry, I can hold me!"
"Don't worry, I can hold the two of us!"
"Don't worry, I can hold the three of us!"
"Tang Tang is mine!"
"I'm Tangtang!"
"My rival eats me!"
Just when Mi Keke was so angry that he had a heart attack, another hot search was swiped on Weibo.
#过年天天乐力气最大的嘉宾盘点#
1. Gu Tang. The accompanying picture is a picture of flour in her left hand and a board in her right hand. Marking: Fifty pounds of flour, the board is expected to be seventy pounds +, and the total weight is 120 pounds +.
2. Nie Yihang. The accompanying picture shows him holding two yoga balls. Marking: Two yoga balls, a total of two catties.
3. Host Jiang Huo. The picture shows him holding a microphone in his hand, looking at Gu Tang's expression in horror. Mark: One wireless microphone, about 200 grams.
Everyone laughed like crazy, and the comment "Gu Tang's strength is outstanding" was liked more than 50,000 times in an instant, and it was topped to the first place.
Mi Keke felt that her heart was about to break, she quickly cut to the trumpet and sent a comment: And Brother Lu, I remember the last weightlifting, Brother Lu didn't win the first place. And what the hell is this inventory? said that it was a guest, how could Jiang Huo be included?
is different from the last time, this time there are countless people who replied to her in an instant.
"Do you have a little bit of fun."
"For the New Year, don't feel uncomfortable here."
"It's all said that it's funny bloggers who are irresponsible for inventory, what about your eyes?"