Chapter 139: The Cockroach Biography

This obscene and sloppy Taoist priest was stunned all of a sudden, if you get close to his pupils to watch, you can even see a large number of memory fragments flying through it, this short and thin guy was stunned for a while, his mouth opened wider and wider, and his expression was sometimes insidious, sometimes obscene, sometimes vicious, sometimes gritted his teeth, and sometimes laughed with joy Just when others thought that Daoist Fu suddenly lost his mind and went crazy, this guy suddenly screamed angrily:

"you X!"

I don't know who Lu Dao is scolding, but after this call, Daoist Fu immediately recovered, and after a while of muttering, a wicked smile appeared on his face, and he reached out and held the ordinary stone:

"If that's the case, then you two should be together, right? Hehe, it just so happens that we have a water-type kid here, and staying with it will be of great help to both of you. ”

After Daoist Fu finished speaking, he suddenly whistled and shouted:

"Little San'er!"

After a while, Lan Gongzi's big head came in from outside the tent, glared at Daoist Fu with an angry look, and then bared his teeth and roared threateningly, Daoist Fu didn't take his threat to heart at all, and said proudly:

"Wagging my tail at me, I'll give you a good thing. ”

Lan Gongzi was very decisive and roared threateningly.

Daoist Fu picked up the stone with a smile and shook it a few times:

"Come out quickly, you see that this monster in front of you is also a head water system, and it just complements you. ”——

But there was no reaction, Daoist Fu couldn't hold his face a little, and said with a smile:

"I know that you can hear me, if you don't give me face, don't blame me for not giving you face. ”

Still nothing happened.

Daoist Fu laughed wickedly, and suddenly spit on the strange stone with a mouth, and then with lightning speed. I took the greasy wool socks that I put next to me and I don't know how long I had used them, and I immediately wrapped the stone.

The stone immediately jumped up like an ant on a hot pot, and after tearing the footcloth, it hit the forehead of Fu Daoist with a "bang" sound, and it was immediately a big blood bag, Fu Daoist screamed in pain, covered his head and spit it out with tears and thick phlegm.

At the same time, that pool of clear water probably couldn't stand the perverted biochemical attack of Daoist Fu, and it floated out of the stone on its own and changed into the shape of a palm. A mouth aimed at Fu Daoist's face and pumped it, Fu Daoist took a slap, and immediately ran to the back of the tent angrily to bring out a smelly urinal, and shouted:

"Let's break the net today!"

At this moment, it finally fell into a stalemate, but Lan Gongzi next to him watched this farce in a daze, but after it saw the puddle of clear water, it suddenly pounced on it with a bang.

This guy has been served well recently, and he has lived a life of clothes and food to open his mouth, at least two or three hundred catties of extra fat. The weight is estimated to be a ton, and with such a pounce, the entire tent bracket can't bear it, and it flies out of the tent with a click. Then I saw Lan Gongzi happily holding the crystal water balloon made of clear water with his paws, just like a Persian cat with a woolen ball, shaking his head and never letting go of his paws anymore.

At this time, you can see the light blue wisps of water vapor emanating from Lan Gongzi's body. It was sucked in by the crystal water balloon, and then the water balloon slowly expanded, and then slowly shrunk. During this process, a small bit of crystal liquid will drip out from time to time, and Lan Gongzi is waiting with his tongue sticking out. No wonder Daoist Fu said that they complement each other, it turned out to be such a thing.

Daoist Fu snorted coldly, muttered a vague word, it seemed to be two stupid crippled souls, and then put the urinal down, and the stone also fell on the table with a bang, and bounced back into Lin Fengjin's arms.

But at this time, the crystal water balloon in Lan Gongzi's claws suddenly bounced up again, and then fell into a clean bowl next to it, and the surface suddenly rippled with water.

Suddenly, I saw that in the vast grassland, under the sunset that will not set, is a vast lake, next to it there is a black shadow that looks like an ape and a man is running and flying, the black shadow can't see the appearance at all, some seem like a human shape, but the hair is shrugged, but I don't know what the road is for, after seeing it, I always feel that there is a fierce feeling that is incompatible with this world!

"Huh, this thing is evil, but it also has a royal temperament, what the hell is this?" Fu Daoist pulled a chair over and sat down, buckled his feet and said: "Could it be a desolate alien species, but it shouldn't exist now." ”

At this time, suddenly a golden thing jumped on the table, but the table was crushed with a click, it was the local tyrant Jin.

The biggest weakness of Daoist Fu is that he can't see things like gold, silver, jewelry, etc., and his immediate instinctive reaction is to pounce forward, and catch this golden thing with something that eats first, and then say, as soon as he pinched it in his hand, he felt heavy like a gold ingot, but after taking a closer look, Daoist Fu was a knowledgeable person, and immediately shook his hand frantically with a scream:

"How can there be ancient poisonous insects here!!"

After the local tyrant Jin was thrown out of the hall by Daoist Fu, he didn't know how many plates and jars he smashed just by listening to the jingle clanging, but he quickly jumped over as if nothing happened, at this time, even a vicious monster like Lan Gongzi felt a great threat, bowed his waist and exploded his hair, and let out a low roar in his throat.

The local tyrant Jin was very calm and found a sturdy stool and jumped up, pressed the stool to creak, and then began to rub his wings to make a sound, first stammered and explained his origin (everyone is used to listening to Lan Gongzi's stammering), and then roughly said the origin of the six-eared demon ape that came after him, and then he cherished the words like gold, and jumped into Lin Fengjin's shadow to watch strongly, and never made a sound again.

Daoist Fu twisted his mouse beard and groaned:

"So, this six-eared demon ape came after it because it sensed that it was using dragon qi to protect its body in the Black Lotus Swamp? It looks like it's running next to Lake Wata, and there's still a day and a night left before here, so let's run away, right?"

This slut was talking while looking at Lan Gongzi with his eyes, and sure enough, after hearing the last sentence, Lan Gongzi roared very dissatisfied.

For the arrogant Lan Gongzi, what kind of bullshit can catch up with our Heavenly Demon Bloodline? Can you kill the great monster of the thousand-year-old Dao in seconds in three or four hundred years? This six-eared demon ape doesn't come, but if it comes, it will be good-looking!

Seeing Lan Gongzi's reaction, it was expected that it would definitely not admit defeat, and Daoist Fu had already laughed wickedly, what kind of bullshit ancient monsters, don't you have a pervert with the blood of the heavenly demon on your side?

However, after thinking about it, Daoist Fu still felt a little unsafe, so he simply folded a small paper crane, and then spit a little saliva and blew on it:

"Fly!"

The paper crane flapped its wings a few times and flew up, but it flew less than a meter away, as if it had been hit by a shotgun, and fell headlong as if it had been hit by a shotgun, looking at Lan Gongzi's disdainful eyes, Daoist Fu was annoyed and angry, and shouted:

"What, haven't you ever seen a miss?"

Next, he studied it carefully, but it didn't stick it well for a long time, and he picked it in his nostrils for a long time, and finally barely stuck out a gadget, but it was a paper cockroach that looked stupid, and he ran fast like a fish in water, and then shook his wings and flew out.

As a result, in less than half an hour, a slight light rain fell near the camp, and Daoist Fu jumped out of the camp three times and jumped out, and by the way, he took the local tyrant Jin who was stealing Lan Gongzi's goat milk, and walked to the side of the small river in the camp and said:

"Hey, who's here?"

A huge black shadow swirled around the river, followed by the sound of an urn:

"I'm a python five. ”

Daoist Fu waved his hand impatiently:

"Go, go, you can't be the master of this matter, call the old monster of Ao Li. ”

Python five is embarrassed:

"The Ancestors Are in Retreat"

Daoist Fu immediately said impatiently:

"Bah, don't use these to prevaricate me, let me tell you, if he doesn't come to the tea, I'll go find someone else, although our family's Lan Gongzi accidentally bit the old deer demon to death, but the old turtle spirit five hundred miles away still has some ability, I don't embarrass you, you look at my master's new servant to know the size of the matter." ”

Saying that, Daoist Fu threw the local tyrant gold into the water with a "poof", a finger-sized thing, but the splash was two or three meters, and the giant python five that was ten meters long cautiously leaned over, and wanted to make tentative contact with the forked red letter, but the local tyrant Jin immediately released the breath of antiquity. Poor python Wu immediately fled frantically without saying a word, as if he had seen a ghost, stirring up the stream less than five meters as turbulent as the rising tide.

In fact, in this case, it's not that the local tyrant Jin is strong, it's as if we suddenly brushed a herbivorous dinosaur in front of us, knowing that there will be no danger in the road, but it must be a reason to be stunned and turn around and run. (To be continued......)