CHAPTER XXXV
My teeth were knotted: "Monkey King is a monkey?"
"Didn't Senior Brother Yuanbu tell you that monkeys like to eat peaches and bananas?" Yuqing asked rhetorically.
"Senior brother did let me bring some fruit, but I never expected it to be a monkey. I pulled out the only fruit I had left from my bosom.
"As long as it can save your life, you can call him a pig, a dog, or a monkey. There was a lot of traffic outside, and a large number of fresh fruits were delivered, which showed how godly this monkey was. Yuqing gave me a look: "Go and kowtow to the monkey three times, and ask him for a way to turn evil into good fortune." ”
I looked at the poor fruit in my hand, and suddenly lost my confidence, but the opportunity was rare, I still stubbornly queued for a long time, only to grab the mat, knelt down at once, poofed a few times to kowtow to the monkey, and then said to it: "Grandpa Monkey, save the little girl, the little girl is highly poisoned, to find the antidote in Wuzhi Mountain, I hope that Grandpa Monkey will help the little girl get out of the sea of suffering." ”
The voice of the monkey is like a bell: "The bitter sea is boundless, and the back is the shore." Go back. ”
I raised my head suddenly, becoming a fairy child in the sky is the wish of each of our little disciples, going back means losing the qualification to promote the fairy world, the reason why I came here all the way is to work hard to become a fairy child, how can I give up lightly. "No!" I cried to Grandpa Monkey, "I promised my father to study hard and glorify the lintel, I have a mission to revitalize the family, I can't back down, I can't." ”
"What's the meaning of going to Heaven to be a boy who waters flowers and raises grass, seeing that you have great ambitions and are a malleable talent, it is better to stay by my monkey grandson and be a waiter. The monkey statue said suddenly.
Yuqing next to me pinched me excitedly, and whispered: "There is a play, there is a play, you promise him first, let him detoxify you." ”
If Grandpa Monkey really detoxified me, wouldn't it be a villain for me to let him down, I hesitated and refused to agree. Nameless walked over and reminded in a low voice: "I don't think this flashy sculpture is the real body, you can see its real body first." ”
Thinking that there are many people around here, it is inconvenient to bargain with Grandpa Monkey, so he said to the Monkey: "Grandpa Monkey, there are many people in the temple at this time, and the disciple wants to whisper something to Grandpa Monkey, I wonder if Grandpa Monkey can give the disciple a chance to honor your old man." ”
Suddenly there was a buzzing sound like a bee behind me, and I pricked up my ears to listen, and those people were talking to me, saying "This little guy is really good at sycophancy." "He must have wanted to give a big gift to the monkey. "Tsk, he still has to whisper to the monkey, obviously sweeping us out of the house, he wants to charter the venue." ”.......
In my heart, I replied to their flawed words one by one, what a sycophant, obviously a monkey fart: What is a big gift, don't you see that I am holding a peach in my left hand and a banana in my right hand? What is a charter? How can I, who am as thin as a willow branch, have the momentum to dominate the party to charter a venue. Innocent, I just want to get close to Grandpa Monkey and pull a relationship.
A sign suddenly burst out of the hand of the golden monkey, I picked up the sign, on which were written with simple words and symbols, the general content is left turn, right turn, right front turn, left front turn, etc., after I said a lot of "turn" words, Yu Qing asked with an ignorant face: "We will not be abducted." ”
Nameless frowned and said, "It's the route." ”
Bidding farewell to the golden monkey on top of the temple, we left quickly and followed the suggested route to meet Grandpa Sun's true body.
Along the way, this auspicious cloud horse's heart rose again, its eyes were round as walnuts, its tail was high, it walked, shook its hips and tail, its high-spirited appearance seriously damaged the traditional virtues of modesty and loyalty that a horse should have, the most unacceptable thing for us is that it swallowed a cloud, and asked Nameless: "Who is the beauty?"
Yuqing and I were shocked in an instant, this horse would spit out a cloud with words.
Nameless deliberately pointed ahead and teased it: "The beautiful woman is ahead." ”
Xiangyunma continued to spit out the clouds and asked again, "The beautiful woman is a local?"
Nameless said: "Exactly." ”
Xiangyun Ma's cheeks were crimson, and it took a long time before it spit out a cloud and asked shyly, "How does the beauty look?"