Chapter 263: Angry
Wei Dongshu gritted his teeth, if it weren't for Da Chu's national law, he would really strangle this slut to death. Thinking about it this way, those rather cruel punishments in ancient times are still quite meaningful, at least in the face of such a slut, they will not be helpless.
"Lin Zi, put this slut and her wild man in the backyard firewood room for me, without my words, no food or water, no one is allowed to see her without me!"
Aunt Zheng struggled, as if she wanted to use all her strength to breastfeed, but she was a woman who was a half-old, and no matter how powerful she was, she was not as powerful as the two vulgar warrior monks.
The door of the firewood room slammed shut, Zhang Tianshou lay on the ground, like a water dog, Aunt Zheng was pushed hard when she came in, as if her waist was twisted, it was extremely sore, and she couldn't slow down after sitting on the ground for a long time.
"The surname is Wei, you are an old thing who can't die well, just torture the old lady like this! The old lady tells you that the old lady is going to stink your Wei Mansion, old lady and I'...... I'm mad at you and me!" Aunt Zheng angrily pulled Zhang Tianshou up from the ground.
In the corner of the woodhouse there was a makeshift bed made of doors and bricks, which was supposed to be used by the woodcutters to nap when they were tired. In the summer, people will also put a mattress on this small bed. In the winter, it was cold in the woodroom, and no one was snoozing here, so that the bed was left with a bare plank and a pillow like a wooden stake.
Wooden sleepers? It looks like it's for the dead.
But Aunt Zheng was anxious to "kill" Wei Dongshu, so she couldn't take care of it, helped Zhang Tianshou to lie down, and began to take off his clothes.
Zhang Tianshou opened his eyes, felt that his belly was cold, and when he lowered his head, he had been relieved by Aunt Zheng.
"What are you doing?" he suffocated to tie his belt.
Aunt Zheng gave him a blank look: "How do you take off the wooden peg so quickly? Like a bare monkey." ”
Aunt Zheng said, ripped off Zhang Tianshou's pants, and began to undress herself. Zhang Tianshou felt that the wind was howling in the firewood room, and he was almost about to freeze the thing in his crotch. Hurriedly pulled up his pants and scolded: "Is there something wrong with you?
Aunt Zheng snorted: "That's when I want to get this, and I'm angry with that old thing." ”
Aunt Zheng said, and shouted out of the door coquettishly: "Oh, Tianshou, don't you be like this~"
Zhang Tianshou shuddered, looked at Aunt Zheng inexplicably, reached out and touched her forehead: "You have a fever, right?"
Aunt Zheng pounced on Zhang Tianshou's body properly, and shouted indistinctly: "Oh, Tianshou, you slow down, people can't stand it~"
Zhang Tianshou wanted to lie down for a while, but Aunt Zheng kept rubbing on him, making him uncomfortable, and pushed her away: "You are not finished, are you going crazy?"
Aunt Zheng sat on the ground and looked at Zhang Tianshou angrily: "Something without conscience!"
Zhang Tianshou turned over, lay down against the wall, and finally could sleep cleanly for a while, he wrapped himself tightly and closed his eyes.
The bed shook out of place, as if a rat was snorting wood. A hairy moan spread, and I saw Aunt Zheng shaking the bed vigorously with one hand, and rubbing the other hand on herself, as if she wanted to burn herself. Zhang Tianshou couldn't lie down, turned over and got out of bed, and sat next to Aunt Zheng: "I said, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing?" Aunt Zheng smiled, "You don't know what it means to shake the bed board?"
Zhang Tianshou scratched his head: "I naturally know, but I don't know why you want to do this." ”
"I'm angry with that old thing, I want him to look at us, I want him to never get rid of his reputation in this life. Aunt Zheng said, increasing the strength of her hand and screaming even louder.
Zhang Tianshou was a little panicked, and hurriedly covered Aunt Zheng's mouth, Aunt Zheng turned her head and shook it off, and shouted: "Oh, Tianshou, it's an old husband and wife, why are you kissing me?"
Zhang Tianshou swallowed his saliva and looked at Aunt Zheng helplessly: "You just do it, you will kill us all in it sooner or later." ”
There was a sound of unlocking outside the door, and Aunt Zheng was startled and crashed into Zhang Tianshou's arms. Zhang Tianshou glanced at her, stupid girl, I knew I was afraid, why do I have to do it?
Shopkeeper Lin stood outside the door: "The master has an order, drag the wild man out and dip the pig cage." ”
Aunt Zheng panicked and hugged Zhang Tianshou. Shouldn't men and women be involved in such a thing as soaking in the pig cage? How can you drag a man out of the pig cage alone? Aunt Zheng doesn't want to die, and she doesn't want to die with Zhang Tianshou.
Aunt Zheng said to herself: "That old thing can't stand it?"
Shopkeeper Lin raised his eyebrows: "What can't stand it?"
Aunt Zheng looked at Zhang Tianshou and said coquettishly: "I can't stand me and Tianshou, he is afraid that people will say that he is forgetful, and he is afraid that he will not be able to take off his green hat, haha." ”
Shopkeeper Lin hooked his hand, and Zhang Tianshou was dragged out by those two guys.
"You're thinking too much. Shopkeeper Lin looked at Zheng coldly: "Zhang Yuanjie has been kneeling outside the door of the mansion, begging the lord to forgive her father and mother, which attracted many people to gather over to join in the fun, and the lord is afraid that the impact will not be good." ”
Aunt Zheng swallowed her saliva and killed her mouth?! Zhang Tianshou also understood, and was so frightened that his legs lost his strength, and a pale yellow liquid sprayed out from between his legs.
"Ancestor, uncle, I beg you, let me go, I don't want to die, I don't want to die! If you want to kill her, she seduced me, she was the one who wanted to borrow the seed, saying that the old man liked boys, and he didn't come to her room! It was she who poured the little one with an estrophic pill, and the little one couldn't help it!"
Aunt Zheng's face twitched violently: "Zhang Tianshou, what are you talking about raising a dog?"
At the moment of life and death, where could Zhang Tianshou take care of her, and even crawled to the feet of the shopkeeper Lin: "Uncle Lin, Ancestor Lin, you are doing well, the villain is really harmed by this stinky girl, the little one is doing a good job of long-term work, but she wants to borrow seeds, if the villain doesn't agree, she will tell the master, the little one is teasing her!
The muscles on Aunt Zheng's face froze together: "Zhang Tianshou, what did you say? Didn't you say you loved me back then? In order to give birth to your seed, my mother and I will die for a lifetime, where are you when will you be? I have fed Yuan Jie so much with a handful of and urine over the years, you now say that you regret it, a few days ago, when you recognized your daughter, why didn't you say that you regretted it?"
"It's not that you stinky forced it!" Zhang Tianshou shouted by pulling his neck, and smiled flatteringly at the shopkeeper Lin: "Uncle Lin, Ancestor Lin, we are all men, you should be able to understand me, I really have no choice!"
Shopkeeper Lin lowered his eyes and stared at Zhang Tianshou, raised his foot and kicked him away. pushed out his own woman at a critical moment, Zhang Tianshou is also a man, and he is not even as good as a bedbug. Shopkeeper Lin looked at Aunt Zheng silently, this woman is pitiful, she has encountered such a scumbag. But then again, the poor person must have something to hate, this Zhang Tianshou was chosen by herself, she volunteered to give birth to children for Zhang Tianshou, and now that the matter is exposed, shouldn't the responsibility be half of the person?
"Less nonsense, pull it out, soak the pig cage. Shopkeeper Lin had almost no expression on his face.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Zhang Tianshou struggled like crazy, a person who was half-dead just now, suddenly came to his senses.
Shopkeeper Lin raised his eyebrows and looked at him, it seems that people's desire to survive before death is really not to be underestimated.
"Tianshou!" Although Aunt Zheng was trembling by Zhang Tianshou's words just now, she was still quite distressed when she saw that he was going to die. Although this man is not angry, he has loved him for more than ten years after all, and in those days when he was not accompanied by his master, Zhang Tianshou was the only one who could sit and talk with her.
When the two of them were secretly knotted, the cautious but ecstatic expression on Zhang Tianshou's face, Aunt Zheng still remembers it clearly.
Aunt Zheng was injured, but Zhang Tianshou was not in the mood to recall, and he was now full of one thought - he was going to die.
"Stinky, don't call me Lao Tzu!" Zhang Tianshou roared.
"It's all your fault!" Zhang Tianshou struggled, and didn't forget to spit a few mouthfuls at Aunt Zheng.
Aunt Zheng covered her face and slowly squatted on the ground.
After a while, Shopkeeper Lin said indifferently: "Aunt Zheng, you better go in." In this life, I can't know people clearly, but in the next life, I will change and behave the same. ”
Aunt Zheng raised her head, this bastard bastard is still talking cool here? Aunt Zheng spat at the shopkeeper Lin hatefully: "What's your business? surnamed Lin, take care of yourself." If you do this, be careful that your daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law steal people!"
Shopkeeper Lin smiled disapprerovingly: "Aunt Zheng, Grandma Zheng is angry. ”
Aunt Zheng? Aunt Zheng bit her lip, this Lin shopkeeper's mouth is really more annoying than that Wei Dongshu. first called Yuan Jie's name, and added a chapter surname in front of her name, emphasizing that she was a wild species. Later, I called myself my aunt and grandmother, and I was angry!
Aunt Zheng stood up: "The surname is Lin, you have a stinky mouth, you really deserve to be a good brother of Wei Dongshu." ”
"Aunt Zheng, Grandma have a good rest, wait for Lin to ask the maid to bring you some bath soup." ”
Aunt Zheng was imprisoned back in the firewood room. Shopkeeper Lin's treacherous eyes kept flashing in front of him. What does Mu Tang mean? Does it mean that Wei Dongshu is going to cook himself? Aunt Zheng shook her head, Wei Dongshu won't do the lynching, right?
Besides, how long has the old man been in his last breath, and he dares to kill at home?
Aunt Zheng was thinking about it, when the firewood room was opened, and the four mothers-in-law came in with a large bathtub and poured water into it one by one. Is this really Mu Tang? Aunt Zheng is a little puzzled? Could it be that Wei Dongshu put up with the cuckold for the sake of face? Is this the meaning of bathing himself and getting back together?
After filling a large bath bucket, the two mothers-in-law stepped forward to take off Aunt Zheng's clothes. Aunt Zheng stretched out her hands, let the two mothers-in-law serve, and slowly walked onto the bath tub.
In the winter, why doesn't the water steam hot? Aunt Zheng was a little puzzled, and stretched out her toes and nodded. It's so cold! Aunt Zheng shivered all over.
"What are you doing? It's so cold, can you take a bath?" Aunt Zheng asked angrily.