Chapter 129 Lori "Brother"
Shen Feng's taunt interrupted Xiang Heng, who was thinking wildly, and he was startled, and a cold sweat broke out.
"I don't know Taishan with my humble eyes, I don't know that Mr. Shen Qian has arrived, please atone for Mr. Shen Qian!" Xiang Heng made an old face and knelt down with a puff.
In fact, according to common sense, Xiang Heng doesn't need to kneel to Shen Feng at all, although Shen Feng's grade is higher than him, but for the rules of civil official power, no matter how big a military general is, he is just a martial artist.
How can a simple-minded and upright military general fight a literati who play with their hearts all day long in the court? In addition to the idea of emphasizing literature over military force for generations, most civilian officials do not take military attachés seriously.
The reason why Xiang Heng knelt down with Shen Feng was that he was frightened by his violent methods, and second, he was really frightened by his violent methods.
Of course, there is a third point, that is, out of respect for the jade seal on the appointment document and the letter written by the city lord of Shentu. It's just that for now, the threat from the first two points is a little stronger.
Shen Feng smiled, smiling a little evilly, the big man's smile was like ripples in the spring water, "Lord Xiang, your old man has to see clearly, don't wronged me and lie to you again, I can't put such a big hat on my head." ”
"See clearly, see clearly! Lord Shen's appointment documents are all true, but the lowly old man is dizzy and misunderstands Lord Shen. Xiang Heng knelt on the ground with his head down, nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice.
"Hmph!" Shen Feng sneered contemptuously, and then ignored Xiang Heng, who was still kneeling on the ground and didn't dare to get up, he turned around and walked directly to the front of the main seat and sat down, "If I'm not mistaken, Lord Xiang seems to have said just now that if you make a mistake, then it will be seized by the military attache and handed over to the imperial court for disposal, right?"
"Please atone for your sins, the little one is really old and dizzy, and I don't recognize you. Actually, my lord, you are like a god, and your humble head was really damaged by the door yesterday, so you are always confused, and you don't know what you are doing. Also, yesterday, the subordinate in charge of guarding took advantage of the lowly duty to be busy, so he sneaked out to drink, and was rushed in by a wild dog outside and bit the lowly duty, it is estimated that it is also because of this reason that the old man did not recognize the adult, and the words of the lowly duty are true, and the loyalty to the adult is also visible from the sun and the moon, and I hope that the adult will atone for his sins!"
Xiang Heng was really shocked when he heard that Shen Feng was going to settle the account, he had spent so much money and time, and it was not easy to get the position of the mayor of the town, how long had he been in the position? The money spent had not been enough, and the position of the mayor had not yet been stable. If Shen Feng found an excuse to detain him and hand it over to Jianlong City, then the entire Xiang family's initial investment would be in vain.
Therefore, no matter what, the official position cannot be lost, as long as he is still in office, no matter how small the official is, there is still hope for making money and getting ahead. If the official position is gone, then it is useless to say anything.
Thinking of this, Xiang Heng immediately kowtowed, kowtowing while looking for various reasons to excuse himself.
"Look at you, it's not easy to be scared at such an old age. Shen Feng sat there, frowning slightly and looking at Xiang Heng, who was about to cry, and said.
"Lord Xie understands, it is indeed not easy to be humble, please atone for your sins!" Xiang Heng hurriedly answered.
"Since it's not easy, why don't you go to your official position and go home and enjoy your happiness?"
"Uh! No, no, I can do it for a few more years, by the way, by the way, the adults haven't rested until now, they must be very tired, come on, go to the backyard and call the third aunt over to serve Lord Shen." Xiang Heng was almost choked to death by Shen Feng's second half of the sentence. Hurriedly diverted the topic, planning to use the beauty trick.
"My lord has worked hard all the way, my third aunt just married Men'er last month, although she is not yet thirteen, but her convex and backward body looks like a fairy, and her kung fu is also very good. Wait for her to come, let her take the adults to the backyard to rest. In order to keep his official position, Xiang Hengqiang endured the distress and moved out his favorite concubine.
"Well, I see that you also have a heart, get up and talk, why is she alone?" Shen Feng deliberately frowned, pretending to be displeased.
"Also, also, there is my second aunt in the backyard, but the appearance and age are a little worse than the third aunt, if the adults like it, you can let her go over to serve the adults together." Xiang Heng felt that his heart was dripping blood, and he couldn't understand why he was so unlucky and provoked such a pervert.
"Let people clean up here first, what kind of mess does it look like!" Shen Feng also wanted to experience what it was like to be an official, so he reprimanded Xiang Heng with an official tone.
At this time, Xiang Heng completely lost his previous momentum, how Shen Feng commanded, how he did it.
"Someone, someone, haven't you listened to what the adults have to say? Something that doesn't have long eyes, hurry up and clean up this place! What use do you want? You waste!" Xiang Heng listened to Shen Feng's reprimand, and hurriedly yelled at the subordinates outside.
"Uh!" Shen Feng was stunned for a moment, and after watching the old man scream outside, five or six people immediately rushed in from the outside at a speed like a violent wind, and then the whole house immediately became a chicken.
After a while, the originally messy flower hall was cleaned up again.
Shen Feng couldn't help but envy in his heart, this is the material for being an official, look at us and pretend to be thirteen for a long time, but it turns out that it doesn't look like it at all.
Seeing that after the house was cleaned up, Shen Feng didn't plan to entangle with him, so he took out all the formalities that needed to be handled and put them on the table.
"These are all formalities that need to be handled, you can deal with them quickly, and let me see if you have the ability to continue in office. If you really can't do it, then I suggest you quit and go home. Shen Feng leaned back in his chair and looked at Xiang Heng and said.
"Come on, make tea for the adults! If you don't have a little eyesight, are you all dead outside?" Xiang Heng didn't dare to answer the words about resignation at all, but yelled outside, and then said to Shen Feng with a humble face: "I promise that it will be done immediately, please wait a while." ”
In Xiang Heng's opinion, isn't it just a trivial matter of walking around the program, and he actually wants to embarrass me with this, how can it be? I saw him come to the table neatly, grab the document, and swoop out, the speed made Shen Feng a little surprised.
After Xiang Heng left, Shen Feng sat there and just picked up the teacup, when he saw a woman walking in from outside, about one meter five and a half tall, with a faint smile on the face of a delicate and innocent doll. However, these are not the focus of Shen Feng's attention, what he cares about is that a girl with such a pure and lovely appearance has a pair of very unscientific double balls.
"This girl is so married!" Shen Feng stared at the other party, pondering in his heart, "In the future, not only will the children have staple food, but there will be no shortage of snacks on the Xianggong side." This is definitely a "chest emperor" level of childish face and breasts, looking at the age, it should still be in the development period, if this is a few years longer, tsk...... I can't imagine it......"
After the "Chest Emperor" level girl came in, she stared around with a pair of big watery eyes, and then shifted her gaze to Shen Feng's body. The light Jin Lian took a few steps forward, and a pair of delicate hands like jade onions pressed lightly on the left crotch, "I've seen Lord Shen." Do adults need silk handkerchiefs?"
"Huh?" Shen Feng looked at the girl in surprise, not understanding what the other party meant.
"Saliva!" The girl saw that Shen Feng didn't understand, so she gently pointed at the corner of her mouth with her jade finger, and reminded with an innocent look.
"Huh?" Shen Feng suddenly understood, he hurriedly wiped the corner of his mouth with the palm of his hand, and found that there was really a lot of saliva on his right hand. I suddenly wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
However, he quickly recovered his form, "Huh, do you know me?" Shen Feng was a little surprised, "Although I am also a very loyal 'fan', it seems that we haven't met yet, right?" Are you Xiang Hongwen's sister?"
The girl was slightly stunned, "The slave family is the third aunt of Young Master Xiang." ”
"What? are you Xiang Heng's third aunt?" Shen Feng couldn't believe it, this age is too young, right? Judging from the other party's immature appearance, it is probably eleven or twelve years old, but this figure, tsk, is really plump and has nothing to say.
Looking at the choppy and slightly cute girl in front of him, Shen Feng couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "This old thing is really fucking visionary, and he can actually collect such a good Lori 'Chest Emperor'." It seems that there are really too many benefits for being an official. ”
"The slave family heard a rumor that the master asked the slave family to take the adults to the backyard to rest, and the adults please come with me. The girl didn't seem to notice Shen Feng's embarrassment, and still said softly.
However, she found that Shen Feng didn't seem to hear her voice at all, but sat there with a tangled face, muttering something in her mouth, "High and upside, the flesh trembles, pink and tender...... Shallow, intoxicated, flying......"