Chapter 67: A Little Trick for You
Hou Yi saw Hua Yanru like this pitiful and helpless look, not to mention how much he liked it, Hou Yi's face was pale, and he approached Hua Yanru step by step, Hua Yanru had nowhere to hide, so she could only slowly move her steps backwards.
But the Stamen seat is such a big place, unless she flies out of the canopy, or she hides there, not to mention that she doesn't want to go out of the calf at all.
Hou Yi was afraid that killing a tigress would ruin his good deeds of teasing Hua Yanru, so he first stated to the concubines, saying: "I'll play a game first, just take a look at your wives, remember not to come up and make trouble, I'm going to capture Hua Yanru alive today." β
Hou Yi threw a look at Hua Yanru, and said lightly: "Good, sister Mao'er, come and let Brother Yi help you comb your hair, if your hair is messy, it won't be beautiful." β
When Hua Yanru heard this, she didn't continue to retreat, because she would hit the edge of the dining table when she took two steps back.
I only heard Hou Yi say as he entered: "Good, I must not pinch your ears this time, Brother Yi will help you massage and have a whole body maintenance and moisturizing." β
Now that Hou Yi has spoken, there is really no concubine on the field who plans to rescue Hua Yanru, and even Chang'e, Yaxin, Xiao Yue, and Purple Rose Fairy are just planning to watch, how this good show climaxes and how it ends.
Hua Yanru stepped back step by step, her back hit the edge of the table, Hua Yanru knew that there was no way back, so she said: "I just blame myself for being too sexy and charming today", in fact, she didn't mention how much she was looking forward to it and how excited she was.
Hua Yanru covered her eyes with her hands, not daring to see how Hou Yi abused her hair, and pulled off her other cat ear, Hua Yanru could only beg Hou Yi to pull her ear lightly.
Although Hou Yi is sometimes very bad and bad, he doesn't want to deliberately damage his beloved wife's hair, especially the cute appearance of a cat's ears.
Hou Yi raised his hand and gently stroked Hua Yanru's hair, and his fingers formed a wooden comb to help Hua Yanru comb and pull off the loose part of her hair, so that her hair would become soft and neat.
Hua Yanru gritted her teeth, waiting for the pain of the cat's ears being pulled out, but she felt her hair being stroked and stroked by Hou Yi, just like a big child touching a little girl's head and asking her to be obedient.
Hua Yanru gently opened her fingers, and saw Hou Yi looking at herself with a smile through her fingers.
Hua Yanru thought in her heart: "Today's reaction is too girly, and the sisters in the audience have to laugh at themselves for pretending to be tender." No matter, let's go, see who dares to laugh at me, whoever laughs at me will trouble someone in the future, hum!"
Hua Yanru bit her lip with a crimson face, and looked at Hou Yi with an indescribable temptation and weirdness in her eyes, Hou Yi's eyes suddenly flashed a trace of cunning, and her hands suddenly grabbed the white rabbit on Hua Yanru's chest and rubbed it a few times, and praised: "It feels great." β
This time, Hua Yanru really reacted, and it was a bit overreacting. Hua Yanru pulled off the plush palm cover on her hand, kicked off the plush footpads on her feet, and looked like she was going to be angry with Hou Yi with her bare feet.
Hou Yi saw Hua Yan's actions like this, standing there at a loss, Hua Yanru never beat herself, let alone hurt herself, she took care of herself as a child and a husband, could it be that Hua Yanru wanted to make an exception to use force against herself today?
Hua Yanru pounced forward and pressed the defenseless Hou Yi to the ground, Hua Yanru began to tear Hou Yi's clothes with both hands, yes, Hua Yanru was not Bian Hou Yi, but torn Hou Yi's robe.
This time it was Hou Yi's turn to shout for help, and Hua Yanru tore Hou Yi's coat and robe into pieces with dexterous fingers and skillful movements. Hou Yi was a frightened label, holding the blue brocade shirt on his chest with both hands to defend the most rear.
Hua Yanru rode on Hou Yi's legs, with a coquettish look like water, and was gentle to Hou Yi, and said: "Good Dayi, don't you want to be light on your sister? β
Saying that, Hua Yanru returned to herself with her fingers, and pulled the left shoulder strap with her fingers, and the lace-edged blouse on the left side slipped down, revealing snow-white fragrant shoulders and a touch of crisp breasts.
Hou Yi didn't want to have a passionate relationship with Hua Yanru on the spot, because there were too many daughters-in-law watching, and if he couldn't figure it out, Hou Yi would really be besieged by the wives in this palace of love.
So Hou Yi shouted louder, Hua Yanru's tone was crisp and soft, and said, "Brother Yi, do you want my sister to strip naked to you, and then ......"
Hou Yi shook his head in a panic, held down Hua Yanru's finger to pull the right shoulder strap, and shouted again and again: "Don't, don't, you are waiting patiently for a while, the banquet can end for you in advance, in front of the concubines, I don't dare, I don't want to die!"
Hua Yanru suddenly came to her senses when she heard this, and secretly said in her heart: "Hou Yi was conquered by himself, yes, you can't give them cheap, if you want to be cheap, you have to wait for yourself to enjoy it, and give them the rest." β
So Hua Yanru pulled back the left shoulder strap with her fingers, put on her shirt again, and kissed Hou Yi heavily on the forehead, and said with a smile: "If you think beautifully, people won't be so cheap for you! β
Hua Yanru jumped off Hou Yi, sat next to Hou Yi, and helped Hou Yi up.
Hou Yi wiped the slight cold sweat on his forehead, apologized helplessly to Hua Yanru, and said, "Hua Yanru, you took the initiative to make me scared today." Let me get you drunk first, then resist you, and go back upstairs to clean up. β
Hearing this, Hua Yanru returned to the table and poured two glasses of wine.
Xiao Yue took out a white embroidered dragon pattern robe from her treasure bag and put it on Hou Yi.
Hou Yi was embarrassed and said: "Just assume that nothing happened just now, it's all my fault, and I'm a little distracted when I'm drunk." β
When the concubines heard Hou Yi's explanation, they all knew that Hou Yi was favoring her, and insisted on saying that her emotions were her own confusion, but she understood in her heart, but no one dared to say it.
Hou Yi returned to his seat, took a glass of wine from Hua Yanru's hand, raised his glass and said, "The banquet continues, and the palace maids of the Xingyue Palace change to a light and melodious tune to soothe the atmosphere of the banquet." Ladies and gentlemen, we have a drink together, and it seems that I am going to have enough to eat quickly, and I am ready to deal with the battle later. β
When the concubines saw Hou Yi raise their glasses, they all drank a glass of wine, and then they all lowered their heads and pretended not to look at Hou Yi, in fact, they all blossomed in their hearts, and Hou Yi, who has always been known for being at home, was actually teased by Hua Yanru, which is really funny.
Hou Yi ignored these, the situation of the banquet became more and more unfavorable to him, and they all seemed to be in estrus, peeping at themselves with fierce eyes, and it was important to fill his stomach first, so as not to respond to all changes. No, you have to take some supplements to improve your energy, otherwise it will be terrible if you don't even have the ability to fight back in an emergency.
Thinking about it, Hou Yi took out a bottle of brewed jade honey and a bottle of heavenly sweet jade dew from the red treasure bag on his waist and swallowed it with the juice, and then Hou Yi picked up the vegetable plate and quickly swiped it into his mouth regardless of his image.
Hou Yi was busy replenishing his physical strength and energy, and all the concubines gathered in a group to discuss, and the siege plan later, but after discussing and discussing, they couldn't come up with any good way.
In terms of mana and martial arts, none of the heads of the palaces can really beat Hou Yi, if you run fast, Hou Yi's teleportation spell is uncanny and unmatched. If you can't beat it, you can't run away, so you can only cheat, but who can fool Hou Yi, the emperor who is more clever than a ghost.
So the heavy responsibility of defrauding Hou Yi will be handed over to the Purple Rose Fairy, and the Purple Rose Fairy can be regarded as playing with Hou Yi, and getting along with each other a few years earlier than Chang'e and Xiao Yue.
The Purple Rose Fairy dared to make trouble with Hou Yi unreasonably, and she dared to reprimand Hou Yi and lose her temper, but she couldn't ask her to cheat against Hou Yi. Purple Rose Fairy knows Hou Yi's character very well, and it would be strange if she lied to him in front of him and not be exposed at a glance.
The Purple Rose Fairy had no choice but to take the wishes of the concubines to ask the palace master Hua Yanru, and the Purple Rose Fairy quietly came to Hua Yanru's side and reported the thoughts of the concubines to her, wanting to get the support and help of the palace lord of Qunfang.
Hua Yanru thought about it, Hou Yi's ability is very clear, as long as Hou Yi's energy and physical strength are constantly replenished, it can still be done in a few days after dealing with these concubines, and it is still the best state to recover after a few days of cultivation.
Hua Yanru weighed the pros and cons left and right before agreeing to the Purple Rose Fairy's request, and asked the Purple Rose Fairy to inform the concubines of the God of War Palace and let them act at the opportunity.
Hua Yanru peeked at Hou Yi, Hou Yi's big foodie was still there to fill her stomach, Hua Yanru secretly said sorry, and added a few bottles of medicinal powder from a pink treasure bag on her belt to some nectar wine, and stirred it into a glass of wine. In order to prevent accidents, Hua Yanru also prepared a small medicinal wine for herself that was nourished by yin and blood.
Two glasses of drugged wine were prepared, and Hua Yanru walked to Hou Yi's side with two glasses of wine in a cat's step.
I only heard Hua Yanru say in a sweet tone: "Brother Yi, this is a tonic wine carefully prepared for you, I know that what you need most at the moment is this." Come to my sister to toast you, I wish you more and more courage today. β
Hua Yanru handed the carefully proportioned cup of medicinal wine in her hand to Hou Yi, and drank the other cup by herself.
Hou Yi took the wine glass and said: "It's still Hua Yanru who understands my mind best, and her mouth is considerate of me", and drank it all.
But Hou Yi felt dizzy after drinking this glass of wine, and the top-heavy Hou Yi shook his head to sober up, but the strong wine made Hou Yi confused.
Hou Yi couldn't control his movements, and suddenly fell into a delirium and leaned back.
Xiao Yue didn't want to help Hou Yi, but seeing that Hou Yi fell to herself, she couldn't really watch him fall and leave it alone. Xiao Yue's figure moved, and Hou Yi was firmly held in her arms.
Hou Yi suddenly fainted, and most of the concubines were surprised at first, and then cheered happily.
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Chang'e pointed at the unconscious Hou Yi and looked at Hua Yanru in surprise, looking a little anxious, and asked Hua Yanru: "Sister Ru, what's wrong with Brother Yi? What kind of medicine did you give him? Wouldn't it be the invisible psychedelic poison that Sister Yanru killed people back then?"
Chang'e said this, took a big step forward, grabbed the corner of Hua Yanru's skirt, and begged: "Good sister, can you look at my sister's thin face and quickly give Brother Yi an antidote, please." β
Hua Yanru smiled sweetly, put down the wine glass in her left hand, touched Chang'e's head, and comforted her: "Chang'e, you think too much, how can I kill my husband? β
Why did Chang'e suddenly ask a little scared, because they didn't bring her at all when they discussed the plan just now, because Chang'e usually occupied Houyi far more than their average, so would they still bring her with such a good thing? Of course, Yaxin, who has always been smart, was also kept in the dark.
Chang'e said comfortably: "Thank you, sister."
Hua Yanru pursed her lips and showed a strange smile, and said, "You will know the benefits of this medicine in a while." Hehe, sister, I won't accompany my sisters crazy, don't be stupid there, hurry up and go to Brother Fuyi to go back upstairs to the Ice and Fire Pavilion to rest, and you will understand my sister's kindness later. β
Xiao Yue hurriedly hugged Hou Yi, and led the ten sword spirits, the twelve star concubines, and the twenty-fourth concubine to prepare to give Hou Yi a method to wake up first, no matter what Hou Yi's situation was, he had to wake up first.
The seven elf princesses, Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting, also followed Xiao Yue to the Ice and Fire Pavilion, in fact, they were preparing to implement the next plan for Hou Yi.
The Purple Rose Fairy commanded the palace maids to clean up the banquet in the front hall, and the other flower fairies temporarily stayed outside the hall, they were arranged in the siege team later, so they did not follow to care about Hou Yi's "safety".
The Hundred Flowers Fairy understood why Hou Yi suddenly fainted, but at this time they all pretended to be unknown.
Chang'e and Yaxin of the Heavy Love Hall did not move with the crowd, but looked at the four concubines of the War God Palace who also stayed there and looked at Hua Yanru without speaking.
Hua Yanru knew that they still didn't trust themselves, and besides, what was the physical discomfort of Wai Yi Houyi, the best medical skills in the Ice and Fire Mansion were Hua Yanru and Chang'e, so how could they let Hua Yanru leave easily.
Hua Yanru shrugged and compromised: "Okay, I'll go in with you, but I'll just stand on the side, I don't want to rob you of your good deeds." β
Yaxin floated a color for Chang'e, one in the front and one in the back, sandwiching the flowers in the middle. The three of them entered the Ice and Fire Pavilion upstairs together, and the four concubines also followed Hua Yanru into the Ice and Fire Pavilion.
Hua Yanru looked back and gave the concubines a look, and the concubines willingly closed the main entrance of the Ice and Fire Pavilion, and added a few enchantments by the way to prevent anyone from escaping.
Chang'e and Yaxin watched the door close in confusion, and suddenly there were several women's screams in the bedroom, and Chang'e and Yaxin immediately flew in thinking that something had changed.
I saw that in the bedroom, Hou Yi woke up, and seemed to be very interested in pushing Xiao Yue next to him down, tearing off his clothes in an attempt to beg for pleasure, and the top ten sword spirits closest to him were not spared. Hou Yi seemed to be particularly hungry and thirsty, and tore the clothes of several daughters-in-law in a row.
Seeing such a picture, Chang'e and Yaxin both understood what they were doing, what Hou Yi was not poison but a powerful aphrodisiac plus tonic and the like.
It seems that Hua Yanru really knows how to take medicine, and there is such a strong medicine hidden in a small glass of wine, Hou Yi will not be able to stand it and faint, and he deserves to become so wild.
At this moment, although Hou Yi's mind was a little unconscious, he wanted to indulge in carnival, but Hou Yi was still thinking about the shadow of the cat-eared sister.
Hou Yi yelled to find the cat-eared sister, no matter who the wife next to him was, he would knock her down and see if she was the cat-eared sister.
Hua Yanru watched Hou Yi's wonderful performance with a smile on the porch, Chang'e and Yaxin quietly came behind Hua Yanru, looked at each other and smiled, and while Hua Yanru was not guarded, she set up Hua Yanru's shoulders and threw her forward forcefully, while shouting, "Brother Yi, you have to be a cat ear sister here."
Hua Yanru was caught off guard, and was attacked by Chang'e and Yaxin, and her body flew up in the air.
Hua Yanru was about to turn around and flee, but before she could make a move, she felt a pair of hands on her waist and back. Hua Yanru turned her head to look at it, and Hou Yi didn't know why she had already held her body flying in the air.
Hua Yanru looked at Hou Yi's strong muscles, and said in a trembling tone: "Brother Yi, let me go, your cat-eared sister is elsewhere, I'll take you to catch them." β
Hou Yi smiled, like a cat discovering a fish that had been excited for a long time, and said happily: "Sister Mao's ears, I finally found you, you dare to drug me, don't think about it tonight, I will eat you alive." β
Hua Yanru was about to break free and run away with an "ah", but Hou Yi couldn't let go of the delicious food in his hand, and soon Hou Yi's wheezing and Hua Yanru's coquettish screams echoed in the dormitory.
Foresee what will happen next, and where will the battle of the Heavenly Demons go?