Chapter 597: Tear gas

As the night deepened, in the bedroom of the Lord's Mansion, Mei'er took Jiang Xingchen's hand and shook it gently: "Brother, what kind of trap are you arranging and what are you for, sue me!"

Looking at Mei'er's shining eyes, Jiang Xingchen raised his hand and knocked her on the head, and said, "Don't you know who to deal with, as for what trap, you will know in a while!"

The little girl pouted, let go of Jiang Xingchen and sat on the chair, groaned and asked, "Brother, you really didn't let the old man and them come over today, isn't it a little ......?"

Jiang Xingchen waved his hand and said, "It's not too much at all, we must treat them well." I personally made so many dishes today, and increased the amount, just to teach them a lesson in the evening, otherwise they will get used to it, and we will break in on our wedding night!"

"What are you talking about, brother!" the little girl's face turned crimson again, and she stamped her foot and ran into the back room.

Jiang Xingchen let out a burst of laughter as he watched Mei'er run away......

Under the corner of the wall in the courtyard, the corners of the old man's mouth were lifted, showing a smug smile, and he turned his head and whispered to Zhao Danqing and the second brother: "What do I say, this kid is very insidious, he will definitely set us up!"

Zhao Danqing and the second brother broke out in a cold sweat, nodded again and again, fortunately they didn't go to the kitchen just now.

"What kind of trap has this kid arranged, there must be mustard, maybe pepper oil...... You must be careful when we eat!" said the old man.

"What to eat, didn't you say that you would grab it, just snatch the food, and go back to distinguish it slowly. It's better than being scared here!" said the second brother.

"Yes, yes, what the second brother said makes sense!" the old man nodded again and again.

"Don't call me dick...... Woo!" The second brother was very excited, and his voice was a little high. The old man immediately covered his mouth.

Zhao Danqing asked at this time: "Old man, I have obeyed you, you can deduce Brother Jiang's methods!"

"That's it, I suffered a loss...... Uh!" Halfway through the words, the old man suddenly remembered that no one knew about Hongyuan City back then.

"What, old man, you suffered a loss once. When and where?" Zhao Danqing and the second brother asked curiously.

"You two shut up, you don't want to eat anymore. Pay more attention, don't go!" The old man hurriedly changed the topic, which dispelled the curiosity of the two.

Quietly walking to the kitchen door, the old man turned his head to look at the bedroom. He made a waiting gesture to Zhao Danqing and the others. He stepped forward, reached out and slammed the kitchen door hard, then slammed backwards.

The old man used his strength very skillfully, and there was no sound when the kitchen door opened, and there was no movement in the kitchen. Only the aroma of food wafted out, causing the three of them to gurgle in their stomachs.

"Whew~" The old man sighed, it seems that there is no trap here in the door, he is too careful. This kid is still the same old thing, doing things in the food.

"I'm not going to fool you this time. Hehe......" The old man laughed dryly, waved his hand, and stepped into the kitchen first. The two people in the back also rushed in, and the three of them went straight to the stove.

However, they had barely taken two steps when they heard a sudden thud above their heads, and a large puff of powder fell and spread violently.

"Oh no, run!" the old man reacted very quickly, and immediately knew that he had been hit, and jumped up with a whoosh, and went straight to the window.

Zhao Danqing and the second brother were stunned for a moment, and then they also screamed and retreated to the kitchen door behind.

If it were normal, they would definitely be able to get out. But this time, there was an accident.

As soon as the old man jumped up, he felt a stimulant enter his nasal cavity, and he couldn't stop sneezing and started fighting, and then snot and tears came out, which was more uncomfortable than eating mustard.

It was already dark, and the tears blurred his vision, and in an instant the old man couldn't see anything, and he was rushing to the window, but he suddenly hit the wall by the window. There was a scream, and he slammed into the stove, and the dishes and bowls shattered to the ground.

Zhao Danqing and the second brother were even worse than the old man, and the strong stimulation made them completely lose their sense of direction, and they helped each other in a circle in the kitchen.

"Little Soul Dan, you are too sinister, what kind of trick is this?" the old man shouted, and as he got up, he wanted to rush out, but then slammed into the wall again.

"Where's the window, where the hell is the window?" the old man shouted, not caring about being discovered, the irritation was so uncomfortable that snot and tears flowed all over his face.

"The gate, where is the gate?" Zhao Danqing and the second brother were the same, sneezing one after another, after each sneeze, they had to take a big breath, but then there was a stronger stimulation.

Jiang Xingchen in the bedroom jumped up suddenly, smiled and waved his hand: "Success, this time is enough for you! Sample, let you destroy my good deeds......

Mei'er also ran out of the house when she heard the movement: "Brother, what are you preparing, why are the old man and Brother Zhao all shouting!"

"Hehe, tear gas! It will definitely make these guys refreshed!" Jiang Xingchen said, pulling Mei'er and running out.

Mei'er ran out after her brother and asked, "What is tear gas?"

"It's pepper noodles!" Jiang Xingchen replied, using the cooking time in the afternoon, he had already ground a large bag, which was left for the evening.

A quarter of an hour later, the old man, Zhao Danqing, and the second brother sat in the courtyard without any image, gasping for breath, and at this moment they felt that the air that they usually didn't care much about was so good.

Mei'er stood beside Jiang Xingchen and covered her mouth and smiled, the three of them were full of snot and tears, and their faces were a little out of shape, which was really ridiculous.

"Boy, you are ruthless, you can get this kind of thing!" the old man pointed at Jiang Xingchen and said hatefully.

"Brother, I can't do it, I'm going to die, and you're too ruthless!" Zhao Danqing turned around and lay directly on the ground.

Jiang Xingchen pouted and said, "Don't come to this set...... The old man has eight layers of vitality, and the two of you are also in the realm of condensation, so you will be uncomfortable for a while at most!"

"Brother Jiang, why are you like this. Look at what kind of misfortune has become of others......" The second brother opened his red eyes and said with great resentment.

Jiang Xingchen shuddered violently, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

"People!vomit~" Mei'er felt sick to her stomach. I didn't vomit anymore.

With a whoosh, a dirt slug flew in from the wall and exploded directly on the second brother's head, making a snap.

"Which king baba's egg beat me!" the second brother jumped up and scolded, how could he look like he was going to die just now.

"Second brother, you should die!" Mo Hongxian jumped in directly from the wall.

"Boss. Why are you here!" As soon as he saw Mo Hongxian, the second brother's whole body shrank down.

"You ghosts are crying wolf, and I'm not the only one who is here. Everybody's coming!"

The gate of the Lord's Mansion opened, and there was a crowd of people outside. The old man, Zhao Danqing, and the second brother all had dark faces.

"The absolute force was arranged in advance by this kid. It's so yin!" the old man scolded in his heart. Tengdi jumped up and rushed straight into the backyard.

"It's so embarrassing!" The second brother and Zhao Danqing also jumped up, hiding their faces and running quickly.

Jiang Xingchen looked at the three people who fled in the wilderness, and said with a smile: "Sample, see if you dare to ...... in the future."

Half a month later, in the bedroom, the old man had recovered his appearance, and his snot and tears were washed away. is looking at Jiang Xingchen and laughing.

"Boy, I'm begging you. Bring me some of that pepper noodles!"

"Needless to say, I still have to use it to research new dishes!" Jiang Xingchen waved his hand.

"A little, just give me a little!" the old man pleaded in a low voice, but his eyes lit up. Such a good yin person's thing, you have to get it even if you pull it down.

"You can do it if you want, but ......." Jiang Xingchen laughed.

The old man's face turned pale: "Boy, what do you want me to do?"

Jiang Xingchen also restrained his smile and said: "I want the old man to go to all parts of the country to see the climate conditions everywhere, especially the dozen or so big rivers with a large amount of water, we have heavy rain in March, which is a bit unusual! I am worried that there will be extreme weather this year!"

"What does this have to do with you, do you want to exhaust me to death after a trip across the country?"

"It doesn't matter, do you remember the big snowstorm three years ago! Xingchen Territory is located in a remote area, if there is a large-scale flood, how can I guarantee the resources here, how can I guarantee the tourists, and how can I develop...... Old man, I'll hand over the ribs to you, it's not tiring for you!" Jiang Xingchen said.

"But you only have suspicions, and the possibility of a widespread flood is very small!" argued the old man.

"Then you have to take precautions, in case there is, I'm talking about what if!"

"In case of a fart, even if there is a flood, do you have any solution? And don't you have people all over the country who specialize in collecting news, just let them watch it!"

"They are all in major towns, and they have no cultivation, so it is impossible to observe the outside area!"

"But how do I know if it's raining everywhere, a heavy rain will end in two or three months (months), and I can't see it at all...... Not to mention the north, the rainy season in the southeast is still very early, and my biggest possibility is to run a lap for nothing!"

"Old thing, don't you want to go, do you want pepper noodles!" Jiang Xingchen finally became anxious and asked directly.

"Ahh

"Do you like to go, don't you want pepper noodles, and I won't give you new games......"

Before Jiang Xingchen finished speaking, the old man grabbed his arm: "When will you leave!"

Mei'er didn't hold back, and burst out laughing!

After the old man left with a black face, Mei'er asked Jiang Xingchen: "Brother, it turns out that you set up this trap to let the old man take the bait!"

"Hehe, this old guy, when I see something that can yin people, I can't help it....... I was originally suspicious, even if there is really an extreme climate, I may not find anything now, without this method, the old man will definitely not go, he still plays mahjong at this time!"

Mei'er pondered for a moment, and then asked, "Brother, is there really a big flood this year?" (To be continued......