Chapter 45: Here Comes the Rabbit
"Go, I don't know the customs. Dange took his posture and looked at Zigui with a disgusted face.
"Well, so that we can tell the difference, if the rabbit limps in, it is obviously five rabbits, otherwise it is nine rabbits and ten rabbits; Zigui concluded.
"Yes. Dan Ge gave affirmation.
At this time, the sky was slightly white, and it was not far from dawn, so Dan Gezigui got up and returned to the passage. Through the barbed metal fence, you can hear the noise of the village, these people are doing the last revelry, one choking the other, talking one side and talking here, the two are like quarrelling, but in fact they are just talking.
Some people are so stupid that they can't say a few words, so they repeat one sentence after another.
"Don't don't don't ......"
Hearing Dan Gezigui, he sweated wildly, "Who insulted him?"
Dan Ge's heart suddenly became playful, he coughed his throat, "En!" and then sent the mana into his mouth, and the sound was like thunder: "The rabbit is coming!"
The sound suddenly drifted into the ears of everyone in the village, and before the sound fell, the village was silent, and everyone had already held their breath, and they did not dare to come out, but they had not fled, probably waiting for the knock on the door.
For a long time, there was no knock on the door, and someone in the crowd tried to whisper, but seeing that there was still no knock on the door, a rough male voice suddenly came, "Who?
This sound seemed to ignite the lead of *, and the next moment, the voices of all the people exploded in the sky above the village, and in the ears of Zigui Dange, it was a "hum", which shocked both of them a little dazed, and the combined strength of these mortals was no less than the cry of Zigui's cultivation.
Dan Ge rubbed his ears and patted Zigui's shoulder, "Say, isn't your voice practiced like this, arguing with a group of birds? ”
Zigui shook his head, "Our cultivation is as important as yours in understanding, the cuckoo bird's voice is mournful, and from the sorrow, we can best comprehend the 'Dao' and cultivate diligently. For example, right now, I feel your grief, probably for my own ears, but I don't sympathize with you at all, it's entirely your own doing. ”
After he finished speaking, he spread his hands, making Dan Ge on the side angry.
Dan Ge coughed again, "Hey, I'm not convinced, this time I'm going to scare them to death!" he said as he rolled up his arms and sleeves, ready to scare the group for the second time.
Zigui pushed Dan Ge, "Do you know the story of 'The Wolf is Coming'? You lied to them for the second time this time, and then there was really a rabbit coming, and if you die, it will be counted on your head!"
Dan Ge smiled, "No, no, no, this is different from the story of 'The Wolf Comes', people's kindness will become conservative after one or two consumptions, while people's worries about their lives will never slacken. Bet or not, no matter how many times I've been scared, people will always believe it when their lives are at stake, just as they heard it the first time. ”
Zigui leaned against the wall of the passage, "Okay, what are you betting on this time?" His current cooperation with Dan Ge can be counted as the result of that gamble. This time, he still couldn't figure out what Dan Ge would bet on, and what Dan Ge's purpose would be behind the gambling.
He listened attentively, but Dange's bet disappointed him this time.
Dange said, "If I win, then after we go back to the house, you cook, and if you win, then we go back to the house, I cook." ”
Zigui had no choice but to spread his hands, daring to love this guy just to let himself cook as a matter of course.
Dange then shouted again: "Wolf...... Ahh
Suddenly, the village was quiet again, and soon after, the sound broke out again.
Dange shouted for the third time, "Here comes the rabbit!"
Immediately, the village was quiet again, and soon after, the voices erupted again, and this time there were many scoldings in the voices, which were the same as the scolding of Dange.
After Dan Ge shouted for the fourth time, there was silence at first, and then everyone joined the scolding war, the vocabulary was unbearable, and Dan Ge's ancestors and descendants were scolded all over again, and Dan Ge blushed.
"If you don't, we'll end it. Zigui gloated at Dange.
"No!" Dan Ge let out a long breath and adjusted his mood, and shouted for the fifth time, "The rabbit is coming!" This time there was no peace, but the scolding was gone, and everyone shouted disdainfully, "Oh, the rabbit is here." Yes, here comes the rabbit. ”
Zigui poked Dange with his finger, "You lost." If you want to invite me to dinner, just say it, why bother, put the ancestors and grandchildren in. ”
"!" Dan Ge stretched out his hand and fanned Zigui's fingers, and shouted angrily, "The rabbit is here!"
Suddenly, the village fell silent again, and after a long time no sound erupted, this time, the village was completely silent, and no one spoke.
"Huh?" Dan Ge was very surprised by this phenomenon, and turned back to ask Zigui.
"I guess this group of people is watching each other, holding their breath to catch the guy who is shouting 'Rabbit is coming.'" Zigui said.
Zigui expected that the people in the village could not bear it anymore, and they all watched each other, and they were about to catch this guy who shouted "The rabbit is coming", and they clenched their fists, ready to kill him the moment they found the main master.
This farce can be regarded as Dan Ge taking advantage of this to kill time, he tossed like this, and a lot of time has passed, and at this time, the iron net has already been withdrawn.
And although Dange lost the gamble, he also tested the bottom line of an ordinary person, some things are okay again and again, and some people can't help it, and almost everyone can't bear it.
After that, people will become bored and parrot your words, trying to make you bored and give up. When they're completely enraged, they're surprisingly quiet, and they're gathering their strength to wait for you to strike when you show your feet.
After Dan Ge realized this, he was a little worried for a moment, he tiptoed and pushed the partition, "Ah......h
Dan Ge didn't push the partition away in the end, turned his head and walked behind Zigui, grabbing Zigui's waist, "You go into the ...... head"
"Ahh
"And no one ......," Dan Ge said.
"Nobody, what are you afraid of?!" Zigui pushed the partition open with a "bang" in his head, entered the room, turned his head, and closed the partition again with a "bang".
Dan Ge was about to come out behind him, and when he looked up, a small partition wedged towards his head, and he hurriedly squatted down, "Bang", and the partition was embedded back into the groove, shaking the soil of Dan Ge's body.
"Ahem!" When Dan Ge came out of the passage, his head was covered with loess, and his white clothes were also stained with a layer of fine soil, like a gray mouse, and Titus was embarrassed.
Dan Ge sat on the stool, stretched out his hand and slapped it on the table, with anger in his eyes, looked at Zigui who was sitting on the bed and looked at him with a smile, and said: "Zigui children's shoes!
Zigui looked at his embarrassed appearance, and knew that he had played a little too much, so he smiled apologetically, "Yes, I'm okay with cooking, right?!"
"That's pretty much it!" Dan Ge immediately turned into joy, stood up, and took a step forward, but the soil on his body was stuck in place, as if it was an image of Dan Ge, and when Dan Ge took the second step, the soil fell to the ground as if it weighed a thousand catties, and did not raise any floating dust.
Looking at Dan Ge at this time, as before, the clothes are spotless, and there is still a little embarrassed appearance.
Zigui turned his head with the knife, and then saw Dan Ge lying on the bed with a comfortable face, he immediately knew that he had been fooled, "Hey, it's really a lot of skills?
Dan Ge sat up and looked at Zigui with a serious face, "Cook less and read more." ”
"Ahh
"Oh?" Dan Gezi Gui glanced at each other, "These rabbits are in a hurry!"
Since they already have a method to distinguish and know the corresponding magic weapon, Zigui did not slack off, and opened the door as soon as he could.
A rabbit stood outside the door, and it struggled into the house.
"Five rabbits?" Zigui thought to himself, and before he could speak, he saw the rabbit in front of him shaking his long ears, holding his front feet together and placing them on his chest, holding his rabbit face, and staring directly at the carrot in Zigui's hand with big eyes full of hope.
"Ahh
And after eating this radish, the rabbit seems to be in better shape.
"Do you want more?" Zigui took the board to the board, on which were all kinds of vegetables.
The rabbit shook its head, and this time its hopeful eyes looked at Zigui, and it was asking, "How many rabbits am I?"
Dan Ge came to the door from the bed, "You are ......"
Zigui suddenly tugged Dan Ge, and Gu Zi said, "You are ......"
Dan Ge hurriedly pulled the rules again, and heard the two of them say in unison, "Ten rabbits!"