Chapter 582: Who is the Fat Sheep
"The door master is wise and martial, the five-body body admired by the river dragon is thrown to the ground, compared to the dead ghost peacock, it is really incomparable, one in the sky, one underground, like the light of fireflies, and also wants to compete with the bright moon, and finally was easily killed by the door owner, like pinching a small ant to death, and the light and dust go away. He Jiaolong said with a flattering face.
"Don't say these flattering words in the future, the Peacock King is so happy, maybe I like to listen to this, but I, the master of the door, people are more realistic, straight to the point, you are sincere to my eternal life, I treat you equally, I will not oppress you, but you also have to behave well, whoever is secretly making a ghost, I will slap him to death. Ye Xuan snorted coldly.
The great demons of the Earth Wonderland present couldn't help but shudder, thinking of the momentum of the slap after this young man turned into a King Kong giant beast, he could indeed slap himself into a pulp, so they naturally nodded one after another.
"Report, there is a large group of people approaching my Peacock Mountain, beating gongs and drums, it seems that they are going to greet relatives, at first glance there seems to be no master escort of the clouds, this ticket, to grab or not to rob?" A demon rushed into the hall and shouted at the big demons.
Where the big demons dared to answer, they all wanted to look at Ye Xuan, the door master.
Ye Xuan got up and laughed and said: "There is a fat sheep sent to the door, how can I miss it, I didn't expect that when I first came to this Heavenly Immortal Realm, my Eternal Life Gate occupied an area and became the king, and I did the work of a bandit road tyrant, but it was really a great joy in life." Brothers, pick up the guys and slaughter the fat sheep!"
A little green in the ten thousand flowers, Ye Xuan remembered the warbler Yanyan beside him, and the master of the Heavenly Immortal Realm was like a cloud, and a golden immortal or even a Da Luo Jin Immortal came casually, and snatched away the beautiful wife and concubine around him, it was a shame and a loss, so he naturally had to deal with it carefully.
Under the Peacock Mountain, there are hundreds of people in the mighty swing, coming slowly, the front is the red happy word flag fluttering in the wind, and the rear is a large group of carriages and horses, it seems that there are a lot of courtesies, obviously going to a certain mountain to greet relatives.
It's just that Ye Xuan is a little surprised that this Heavenly Immortal Realm Earth Immortal Heavenly Immortal can be seen everywhere, these people are really ordinary people, and they hired a few immortal bodyguards, so they wanted to cross these dozens of mountains, go to a distant small mountain village to marry and ask for a beautiful daughter-in-law.
Seeing a large group of people flying down from Peacock Mountain, this group of fat sheep did not flee in panic, but instead formed a simple battle formation back to back in an orderly manner, as if they had been prepared for all this to happen.
Obviously, this group of fat sheep did not pass through the first mountain, and after being robbed countless times, they were not surprised, and they did not even have a sense of fear when they saw the bandits, but a sense of intimacy.
"This is a bandit, there are also particulars, in your Heavenly Immortal Realm, what are the dress requirements, what are the mantras?" Ye Xuan looked at the river dragon and asked in a deep voice.
When the bandits don't have any requirements, as long as you dare to rob, you can rob, no matter at any time, anywhere, how many people and horses on the other side are, you can loot them all, and even many Da Luo Jin Immortals are also looting everywhere in a grand manner, but they don't have a deep grudge and don't plant the cause of killing, so as not to be entangled by the cycle of cause and effect, karma, and affect their cultivation and Dao heart. The river dragon replied.
Ye Xuan pondered slightly for a long time, although the men and horses under his command surrounded this large group of fat sheep, he always felt that something was wrong, I don't know if it was because these fat sheep were too fat, the goods that were full of dozens of carts and horses, or there were almost no decent masters among these fat sheep, and there was no one in the fairyland.
Especially from the groom to the guards, they all looked relaxed and did not look like they had been robbed by bandits, but like a group of powerful people, who saw a large group of beggars rushing over, and there was a little pity in their eyes.
Just as Ye Xuan hesitated whether to transform into a King Kong giant beast and stepped forward to scare this group of fat sheep, the leader of this group of fat sheep, a guard riding a tall horse shouted at Ye Xuan and the others: "You opened this mountain, you planted this tree, uncle from here, offer the road wealth, the wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth goes to people's happiness!"
Ye Xuan and the others who had just arrived in the Heavenly Immortal Realm were confused, and they were obviously confused and didn't know what to do, while the faces of the big demons changed greatly, and the Gaidi Tiger said to Ye Xuan tremblingly: "King, they ...... They're just not fat sheep, we'...... We are!"
"I said that I am the master of the door, what is the king, the soil is rustic, by the way, what are you talking about, they are not fat sheep, we are, could it be that this group of guys came to this Peacock Mountain to rob our mountain gate?" Ye Xuan exclaimed.
"That's right, the door master, the wind blows the eggshell, the wealth goes to the people's happiness, this sentence is the code that the righteousness of the Da Luo Jin Immortal will ask for money and treasures from the mountains, if you don't pay enough, there will be Da Luo Jin Xian to patronize the top, the king of the mountain will be flattened, and the king of the mountain will be killed directly, and then the mountain will be sold to the king of the adjacent mountain as a whole to seek benefits.
Thinking about our Peacock King back then, in the past few hundred years, I don't know how many tears I secretly shed and how many treasures I handed over, so that I could keep the top of Peacock Mountain, and grow from thousands of demons to 400,000 demon army, but unfortunately, in the end, I still offended a villain in Da Luojin Fairyland, or ran away to the cultivation realm, and ended up with a dead end. Gaidihu replied with a sad face.
"What kind of bullshit gang is this, it is simply the source of the Heavenly Immortal Realm's rampant conquest, no wonder this Heavenly Immortal Realm is in a mess, it turns out that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, Da Luo Jin Immortal is so nonsense, and other cultivators will naturally follow suit. Ye Xuan scolded viciously.
"Xuan Shao, you are wrong, if this heavenly immortal world is harmonious and orderly, we are only afraid that there is no rush yet, heroes are born in troubled times, this kind of situation is exactly what we need, the mudier the water, the better we can touch the fish, and we can also touch the super big fish, and finally we will change into what Peacock Mountain Eighteen Alliance Righteous Qi will be, and collect money everywhere, then it can be regarded as a great success." Li Kui laughed.
"It makes sense, when the water is clear, there are no fish, we will become the most lowly cultivators, we can be invincible, and then we will fish in troubled waters, and stir up this side of the heavenly immortal realm, anyway, there is no daylight, the blue sky is white, there are even fat sheep who come to rob bandits, is there still a royal law? Is there still a heavenly principle?" Ye Xuan said indignantly.
"That king, this group of fat sheep, do we rob it, or don't we rob it?" I am afraid that in the carriage, it is the natural treasures that this Da Luo Jinxian's righteousness will collect from other mountains, if we really rob it, we will make a windfall, but we will have a headache and the next Da Luo Jin Xian's revenge, but we can move, maybe we can get away with it. Gaidihu looked at the trapped fat sheep with a greedy face, and seemed to have lost his mind.
"Now, we are fat sheep, they are robbers, understand?" Ye Xuan smacked the head of the Gaidi Tiger.
"Yes, my lord, I ...... I will prepare some natural treasures from Peacock Mountain and present them to this group of robbers. Gaidi Tiger was in pain and took a few steps back in fear.
"Don't hurry up and prepare, maybe we have Da Luo Jin Xian on our head to pay attention to our every move, which angers Da Luo Jin Xian, one or two are okay, but that Da Luo Jin Xian is righteous, I'm afraid that there are hundreds of Da Luo Jin Xian, no matter how I protect the body, and then what immortal spirit five-vein magic array, Jinshan Yinhai copper wall iron wall ten thousand corpse array guarding the mountain, it is useless, we can only admit it." Ye Xuan sighed.