Is it really that funny?

Visha's face couldn't laugh, she really couldn't find a reason to laugh, if there was a reason, it was just crying. For her, as a poison master, being able to meet someone with Wuqi's physique is simply the biggest blow in her life, where can she still laugh? What's more, once this child grows up in the future and has peerless skills, when he recalls the current scene, he understands that he fed him poison that day, and he may not know what terrible revenge he will take on himself.

Thinking of this, Visa secretly made a decision, no longer harboring ill thoughts about Wuqi, but sincerely trying to take care of him, and only then did she reluctantly squeeze out a stiff smile on her face, "Oh, yes." It's so late, you haven't eaten yet, have you? I'll get you something to eat. With that, Visa ran into the back room, and even she couldn't believe that she, a poison master who had always been known for her viciousness, would have a kind heart that she had never felt before.

"Xie Lu Xie Grandma Weisha!" Just as she was confused, there was a strange and clear children's voice behind her, Vesa somehow felt a little relieved, and she seemed to suddenly feel a warm current passing by in her heart, which made her fall into a long contemplation again.

The night passed, the sun rose in the east, the golden rooster crowed, and the continent of Lanfa ushered in a new day. At 8 o'clock in the morning, in the playground at the main entrance of the Sword Academy, a middle-aged man in a red robe was holding a white pamphlet in one hand to inspect something, and 500 first-year freshmen stood in front of him. All of them are extraordinary, noble in temperament, standing straight, with serious expressions, completely looking like soldiers, 500 students are divided into 10 teams, 50 people in a team, neatly arranged in front of the middle-aged man, without making a sound, each student looks at the middle-aged man in front of them with eyes waiting for orders from their superiors.

"That's it! None of you were late today, and I am very satisfied. After counting all the 500 people present and finding that no one was absent, an imperceptible smile flashed on the middle-aged man's face. This person gave birth to a standard Chinese face, with ordinary facial features, but there is an extraordinary temperament hidden between his eyebrows, and a red long sword at his waist is the best proof of his strength, this person is the middle-aged man Sakai who brought Wuqi into the witch's house. But at this time, he had already forgotten about Wuqi, a transfer student, not that he was ruthless, but that he didn't believe that Weisha, the poison master, would let go of Wuqi, the best test item, and as for Wuqi, it was even more unlikely that he would survive under the erosion of various poisons, and that chance was not even one in 10,000.

But just as Sakai closed the roll call and was about to start today's swordsmanship class, a familiar voice sounded behind his head, intermittently, "Uncle...... Uncle...... I'm coming......"

This...... Is this sound unusual, that little brat?

Sakai couldn't help but be stunned, he turned his head to look behind him with some suspicion, only to see that Wuqi was panting like a cow running in his direction, the speed of running was almost as slow as walking, but he still insisted on coming step by step, his little face had become a little pale, but there was no sign of giving up on his face.

Looking at the little face full of hard work and seriousness, Sakai looked at Wuqi in front of him in disbelief at a crawling speed similar to the turtle, he was so surprised! It can be said that since he cultivated to become a master-level powerhouse, he has never been shocked by someone weaker than himself, but today he was really stunned by Wuqi, a little kid who is not even half the strength of ordinary people.

How could it be? How did he survive at the hands of the old witch? Could it be that the old witch yesterday suddenly had a kind heart and didn't test poison him? Impossible. This old witch has killed many children who have gone to her house to board, how can she take special care of this waste-like child. Could it be that he was worried that His Majesty the King would punish her if he learned about it? Wuqi was personally entrusted to me by His Majesty the King, and I didn't tell her at all?

"Uncle...... Right...... I'm sorry...... Morning...... Diarrhea...... So...... It's too late. While Sakai was still thinking about how Wuqi would survive, Wuqi had unconsciously come up to him at the speed of a turtle's crawling, gasping for air and laboriously explaining the reason for being late. But Sakai turned a deaf ear to Wuqi's explanation, and his face was full of disbelief and surprise, until Wuqi stopped speaking, but stared at him with a strange gaze, he suddenly came back to his senses, and after holding back for a long time, he said something like this: "Oh. You...... It's coming!"

His somewhat gaffe immediately caused a lot of discussion among the 500 students, you know, Sakai is usually in their eyes, but in addition to being serious, they are stereotyped, they have never seen their teacher have such an expression, and what they can't understand is that the person who makes this master-level powerhouse's teacher a little out of shape is actually a little kid who is only about six or seven years old.

"Hey, do you know who he is?, why is Mr. Sakai so surprised?" In the queue, a handsome man with long blond hair whispered a question to the red-haired girl beside him, and the same whispered discussion immediately sounded around him.

"I don't know what to do. ”

"Where did this little guy come from? Listening to what he just said, he seems to know our teacher very well? Why haven't you seen him before?"

"Hmph, I see, this little kid may be the illegitimate child of our teacher outside. ”

"I don't think eight or nine are far from ten. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about! Our teacher Sakai is such a rigid person, he doesn't even have a wife, how can he have an illegitimate child? Stop talking nonsense, stand well, the teacher will definitely give us an explanation. ”

In the queue, a man about 20 years old with a cold face glanced at everyone else who was discussing coldly, and the team of 500 students returned to quiet, but the sound of the discussion just now was still heard in Sakai's ears, and his face couldn't help but blush with embarrassment. ,

Hmph, see how I'll clean you up in a moment!

Sakai took a deep breath, calmed down his somewhat disordered mind, he put on his serious face again, turned his face to look at the team that had returned to silence, and glanced majestically at the team that had returned to silence, and when he saw that these students were all terrified and regained their respectful colors to themselves, he pulled Wuqi to his side and said word by word: "Let me introduce it to you." This kid's name is Wuqi, and he's a new transfer student. From today onwards, he will be one of you, I hope you can treat him well and not bully him, understand?"

As soon as his voice fell, the 500 students immediately replied in a neat and loud voice: "Understood!"

The sound was loud, like thunder, echoing in Wuqi's ears, startling him. However, Sakai, who was talked about by the students, deliberately made it difficult for them, and did not nod his head to show any satisfaction, but frowned, and shouted angrily: "Didn't you eat this morning?

"Ming~White!"

"Louder!"

"Ming~White!"

"It's still too small! Didn't you sleep well last night? Louder!"

"Ming~White!"

"It's almost the same this time!" When he heard that many of the students had already shouted out their voices, Sakai's face finally showed a satisfied look, and he nodded slowly, but he secretly sneered in his heart: Hmph! Let you dare to talk nonsense in the future, this is the price!

After that, Wuqi was smoothly brought into the team, but the team of 500 people was originally a perfect square, and Wuqi made this square no longer perfect as soon as he joined. But after discovering that Wuqi was like a tail suddenly added to the phalanx, the faces of the 500 students all bloomed with joy, and everyone's smiles were full of mockery.

"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's start training for the first event of the day, running. Seeing that Wuqi had obediently stood at the end of the line, Sakai regained his usual dignity in class, pointed to the distant hill on the west side of the academy and said seriously, "The destination is the top of that mountain." The time, before 12 noon, that is, before the sun shines on the top of your head, you must reach the top of the mountain, otherwise there will be no lunch. ”

As soon as these words came out, the team of 501 people suddenly burst into a cacophony of discussions, even louder than when they had discussed Sakai's illegitimate son before. Among them, there are complaining, begging, despairing, excited, and of course, Wuqi, who is silent because he doesn't understand the taste.

"Teacher, today's training is the most difficult run!"

"I'm going to die. I'm going to die, I don't want to run anymore. My legs were about to break last time I ran!"

"Great, it's the project I do best. ”

"Teacher, I'm sick today, can I take a leave of absence?" After a painful complaint, a thin student with a sharp mouth like a thunderbolt suddenly fell to the ground, and he pressed his forehead, and said weakly to Sakai. He tried to escape from today's horrific training on this ground, but when he saw Sakai's non-negotiable eyes, he immediately fell silent, and then, like a man who had nothing to do, stood up honestly, and no longer dared to pretend to be sick.

"Teacher, can you change the project? This boy can run, but we girls are in poor health than boys, and it is impossible for us to run to the top of the mountain within the specified time. After begging for mercy to no avail, among the girls, a chubby girl with a bucket waist complained to Sakai in frustration.

But the response she got was a gaze that was colder than a knife, the fat girl's body suddenly shook involuntarily, and her face was full of desperate expressions again, after a soft sigh, she actually raised her hands to the blue sky, and made a gesture of hugging the sky, and the other classmates who saw all this laughed from ear to ear, and they knew that this fat girl was going to get nervous again.

"Oh my God, why don't you open your eyes! Why did my mother let me into such a horrible school!" Of course, she naturally did not dare to speak out about Sakai's terribleness, so she could only express her anger against God who would not bring her severe punishment.