Then I saw Cheng Feng quickly put away the dragon sword, and then sat in the starry sky with a complicated face, and kept shhhhh......h sighed, looking extremely desperate.

And Yu Rou will also sit directly in the starry sky, and then stick to Chengfeng's arms, but Phoenix Sword Rebirth, this will fly directly to the back of Chengfeng's head, and the tip of the sword is pointed directly at Chengfeng's head.

At this time, Yu Rou looked very enjoyable, and moved gently in Chengfeng's arms and said softly: "How long do you say we haven't been like today at this moment, with all the gossip and all the misunderstandings, and then relax ourselves and enjoy the beautiful starry sky together?"

Cheng Feng cried with a sad face, touched his own slightly long beard, and grabbed his slightly long hair, then tilted his head to look at the tip of the sword of the phoenix sword pointing at him behind his head, and then said helplessly: "En~~~ This is almost more than 80,000 years, right?"

"Well, dead ghost, do you remember, hug me and sleep! When we wake up, we will go to the world inside this jade ornament, and then go treasure hunting!"

Cheng Feng was very helpless, and said directly: "I want to come out of Gong! ”

Immediately, I saw Yu Rou get up, kicked Chengfeng directly, and then said loudly: "It's really a bad scenery! Get out of the way!"

Cheng Feng shook his head helplessly, then his facial muscles twitched a few times, and he quickly left the attack range of Phoenix Sword Rebirth, and then saw that the starry sky was suddenly affected by some strange power, and it was so dark that he couldn't see his five fingers. ”

It was about a quarter of an hour or so, and then Cheng Feng walked to Yurou's side while sorting out his world-destroying robe.

And the dim light in the starry sky will also return to normal.

At this time, Yurou said coldly: "What do you use to wipe your buttocks?"

"The most primitive thing, my own hands!"

After hearing this, red flames immediately appeared in Yurou's eyes, and she looked like she was going to kill Cheng Feng.

Cheng Feng saw that Feng Jian Rebirth was going to move, so he quickly took out some fabric from his robe and said, "It's this, it's this! There are actually pockets in the World Destroying Battle Robe, you know, so I usually carry these soft fabrics for wiping my buttocks, after all, I'm not the same as ordinary cultivators." But you said that the cloth used by the gods of the Phaseless God Realm to make clothes is different from the things in the mortal world, it is so soft!

After hearing this, Yurou's face was complicated, and she didn't speak at all, just stared at the direction behind Cheng Feng for a long time, and then said: "You are so extravagant, that's the Heavenly Silk! Do you know that such a small piece of fabric in the mortal world can completely cause a monstrous bloody battle!"

After hearing this, Cheng Feng said happily: "Who called me so rich? You said that it was really not easy for me to go to the Phaseless God Realm, so I grabbed a lot of them when I went that time, and I guess I won't be able to use them up in my life!"

But what I care about now is not this, but the first time I have been in the starry sky, I feel quite good, and I suddenly like this feeling of being flattering. ”

Yu Rou was speechless after hearing this, sitting in the starry sky with her head in her hands, she didn't know what she was thinking, but she could see Yu Rou's very, very beautiful long hair flowing.

It's just that Cheng Feng dragged the phoenix sword rebirth floating in the air, and then used the phoenix sword to trim his beard and hair, and said while trimming: "Quick, I'm dying of hunger, hurry up and get some food and drink." ”

When Yurou heard this, she took out a jar of wine and some meat from her own storage bag.

In fact, the jar is not big, black, about the normal size of two books combined, round barrel-shaped, with sealing mud on it, and there is an unusually strong jasmine wine fragrance, this sealing mud can't cover it, and in an instant this wine fragrance fills the surroundings.

When Cheng Feng saw this, his eyes immediately condensed and said: "Your uncle's !! Tianyurou, if you don't make your words clear today, believe it or not, I stripped off your clothes and blasphemed you in this starry sky!

Yurou's eyes lit up after hearing this, and then she used her cultivation to shake off all the filth on Cheng Feng's body, and then she lay on her back in the starry sky, looking like a fish.

Cheng Feng's face immediately darkened when he saw this, and he was about to put away this altar of heavenly wine and reincarnation, but he saw that Yurou found Cheng Feng's careful thoughts, and immediately got up and smashed the sealing mud on the jar with a pink fist.

Then I saw Yu Rou looking at Cheng Feng angrily, and because the clothes on Yu Rou's body were smoother, Yu Rou's skin was ten million times smoother than this clothes, although this clothes were woven by the smoothest and best silk.

I saw that this Yurou was exposed because of the large slippage of her clothes, and Cheng Feng didn't even look at the skin that was ten million times more outrageous than the incomparably smooth beautiful jade, but directly threw away the phoenix sword in his hand, looked at the smashed mud with an extremely regretful expression, and whimpered: "Tianyu Rou, I am inseparable from you!

My reincarnation wine!!! I have treasured it for more than 80,000 years, and I have always been reluctant to drink it! And I have only treasured four jars, more than 80,000 years ago! And I have to use special means and formations to treasure it, do you know how much I have paid for these four jars of wine?"

"I don't know, you don't come to the black world to play with me, so I'm bored and drink the other three jars to play, and after drinking, this is the last jar!

Suddenly, Cheng Feng swallowed his saliva, his eyes were unusually unusually calm, as if nothing had happened to Yu Rou, and then he saw Cheng Feng trembling all over.

In the end, I saw Cheng Feng say softly: "Where is the Lingjing Mountain in my collection?"

"Swallowed, if I didn't swallow Spirit Crystal Mountain, how could I recover so quickly, and even the Phoenix Sword Rebirth could be summoned. ”

I saw a flash of lost color in Cheng Feng's eyes, and then he continued to ask, "What about the pill I snatched from the Phaseless God Realm?"

"I look very delicious, eat it, but it doesn't seem to be useful, there is no increase in spiritual power at all, it seems to have some other effect, right? But there are too many pills, I can't eat them alone, so I beckoned to the blue flower and Guiyi, and then there are fish in the waterhole to eat together, don't you say, those little fish are like crazy, they are all eating round and not stopping, there is actually cannibalism, eating the undigested pills in the stomach of its kind, that scene is simply cruel and bloody! The old lady didn't dare to look at it, but Guiyi was crying and eating, crying while eating, looking very sad, and whimpering in her mouth I don't know what I was muttering, my mother and I were stupid at the time, this reluctance to give him something to eat and his dragon face was really incomprehensible to the old lady. ”

Thump!!!

Suddenly, I saw Cheng Feng sitting in the air, his eyes were blank and his pupils dilated, and then Cheng Feng trembled, swallowed his saliva and said, "Well! I will kill Guiyi when I go back! I will cook and eat the blue flower and the group of fish together! Let's not talk about this, how is my medicinal herb garden?"

"Oh, that's it, I see a lot of chubby little guys like thumb men......"

Cheng Feng immediately spoke: "Daohua Spirit People, what about them, are they still running?"

"Yes, they run happily, a completely cheerful look is a headache for the old lady, the old lady is worried, you say they run so happily, isn't this to show off to the old lady that they are very happy?

You say that they show off to the old lady like this, is this really good? So the old lady pinched them to death one by one out of boredom, and let the other little Dao spirit people watch from the side, and every time they pinched to death another little Dao spirit person, they would tremble with fright, and finally the little spirit people who pinched to death were piled up like a mountain.

And the last few little spirit people seem to be numb, probably because they have seen through the red dust and diluted life and death, right? So there is no expression on the face, you say that since they have all diluted life and death, if the old lady doesn't fulfill them, then it's the old lady and my fault?

So, the old lady also pinched it all together, pinched to death, pinched and scrapped! This is very in line with your style, right?

Then they piled them up, and then set them on fire! The smell was so cool and fragrant that it was intoxicating, and together with the medicinal herb garden, the fire burned for seven days and seven nights! I don't know what the hell there was in the garden, and it was very annoying to cry and howl wolf all the time!

So I'll let Guiyi stand on the side to intimidate them, shut them up!

Oh, that's right! Blue Flower seems to like to watch that scene very much, it's really funny, the fire is so beautiful! And Blue Flower and Guiyi both ate some things baked out of the fire, I don't know what it is, anyway, Guiyi and Blue Flower seem to have eaten their stomachs, one by one, they are crying in pain and crying for their mother, and they keep shouting in their mouths to beg Grandma Yurou to let them go, it's really strange! This is their own eating and eating bad stomachs, how can they beg me to let him go?

In the end, Taigang also came, and you said that Taigang had nothing to do with me, what did you do to provoke me? I helped you almost scrap Taigang's lesson, and even more so, Taigang destroyed a lot of weapons in the black world, because Taigang wanted to use those weapons against me, and I killed three or four sword pools carelessly, right? The remnants of the divine weapons in the sky were filled with black flames, which was really terrifying! It really scared the old lady to death, and scared the old lady to destroy some other places, so that I could control the fright a little......

Yurou originally wanted to continue, but she saw that Cheng Feng's pupils suddenly dilated completely, and her whole body was directly soft in the starry sky, and then she subconsciously said: "It's over! It's over......! It's over!"