Xiao Yu kept stroking and looking at the ancient monument, and it was written with ancient characters, which should be the authentic works left by the neutron star, the ancients, and Pangu.

It is written the fate of the earth, the appearance of the first computer on the neutron star, and then the present life of the Internet, which is wonderful, but the Internet is too free.

needs to be restrained, so seeing Vega, the management of pornography, so in place, Pangu set an example, burned his own hands, and became the moon and sun to protect Vega for life.

Xiao Yu suddenly received a message from his father: "Xiao Yu, please hurry up and factory reset Xiaozhi's mobile phone, your mobile phone has been infected with the virus of the Wild Planet, remember not to look at anything, backup software and contacts, and restore the factory immediately." ”

Xiao Yu just thought about Lu but thought of the dark life on the earth, and received it, his father's Xiao Yu hurriedly sat down, silently recited the secret of purifying his heart, and shouted: "Xiaozhi, back up your contacts and software, and restore the factory settings immediately." ”

A mechanical voice sounded: "Ash received, backup software, backup contacts, restore factory settings, during this period you can log in to my self-study network to study, to ensure your life on Earth." ”

Since you are a valued guest, I would like to study on the self-study network for free for you for three years.

Xiao Yu's only hobby is to play with computers, so he chose the free course, Computer Basics.

Suddenly, Xiao Tian's spacecraft issued a warning, and the United States, on the other side of the Chinese ocean, was in a meeting.

Former U.S. President ***, and current President Joe Biden, is speaking: "We, the Planetary Collector, have discovered a spaceship that is approaching Earth, and we can't detect how big it is at the moment." ”

U.S. Secretary of Defense said: "Our 10 million nuclear weapons are already in place, and the earth will win!!"

"The earth will win, the earth will win, the earth will win, and just like that, stimulated by the coronavirus, these people have gone crazy. ”

Xiao Yu has been observing this group of dogs on his mobile phone for a long time. A factory reset of hundreds of billions of phones takes only a few seconds to complete.

Xiao Yu thought to himself, nuclear weapons were not enough to stuff his teeth, and suddenly, the alarm sounded in this galaxy.

Excalibur shouted, "Excalibur, ask to devour, devour, devour." ”

It's night, and an old man with a white beard on the other side of China, holding a telescope, looks at the moon and shouts, "Tete, I see a figure on Earth." ”

The binoculars were also ready, "Where?"

The white-bearded old man said: "In the northwest direction, there is a figure, give him a taste of the power of nuclear weapons." ”

Xiao Yu's mobile phone listened to the entire galaxy, and when he heard this sound, he hurriedly woke up from sleep.

Said: "Took out, lockbox, controlled the missile area." ”

Entered the code, a rose and the submarine, a nuclear weapon was launched like this, out.

Xiao Yu's Xiaozhi mobile phone shouted, "Danger, danger, nuclear danger, nuclear danger." ”

Xiao Yu shouted: "The divine sword protects me and devours it." ”

Excalibur devoured and flew as he flew, and Excalibur said: "This Yankee's nuclear weapons are powerful, and a quarter of the moon has exploded by three percent." ”

Xiao Yu also sighed: "Amazing, I haven't seen such a powerful mushroom cloud for a long time." ”

Xiao Tian said in a loud voice: "Guan Zhenyu, can you be there?"

"The minister is here!", Guan Zhenyu: "I'm going to release the ancient divine beasts, gluttony, and refine these nuclear weapons." ”

Gluttony comes out, all things are gone, gluttony opens enough mouths, half of the earth, refining these nuclear weapons.

This glutton's name is Xiao Tie, and he is the most powerful divine beast on Vega: "Wow, it's so full, I don't think there are many nuclear weapons on this planet." ”

Guan Zhenyu frowned and said, "I think there are still nuclear weapons, if these nuclear weapons are bombed, it will not be good to blow up ordinary disciples." ”

Xiao Tian looked at the earth coldly and said, "First be invisible, control the navigation satellite, lock the source of the virus, use the tracking missile, and give him an endless fight." ”

In this way, the navigation missiles were launched one by one, the servers were destroyed one by one, and the computers exploded one by one.

A new computer is more expensive than the other.