[218] Childbirth at sea
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately thought of the fact that the Emperor Xudu knew the recent situation of the ghost mother, and thought that the other party might even know the production expectations of the ghost mother clearly. Therefore, a close minister like the Night Wandering God, who was often by the side of Emperor Xudu, could guess in a short period of time whether it was the ghost mother giving birth after seeing the purple light brought by the medical formation?
And Xiao Shizhu lied just to push the boat with the water, he wanted to kill two birds with one stone!
Not only does it make the night wandering god cheap, but it will not go to the inner court, so that Yingying will break the gong. It is also necessary to let this news reach the ears of Emperor Xudu, and use the suspicious personality of Emperor Xudu to make him suspicious of Luzhu and Pothos.
"My wife is indeed in labor. Xiao Shizhu suddenly showed a faint look of pity, and looked at the Night Wanderer God with pleading eyes, and then he put down his self-esteem and face, and bowed over the Night Wandering God again and again, bending down and pleading: "Please, lords, don't make trouble today, okay?"
As soon as Xiao Shizhu thought about it, he could immediately pretend to be low and breathless, and he made such a natural plea without any thought, and at first glance it was really impossible to see that it was pretending.
With this kind of acting, it is absolutely not a problem to win the best actor Xiaojinren.
When the forbidden army heard this, there was no change in expression, and they still stared at the Xudu army on the opposite side with full vigilance, in case they made a rash move, but Yingzhao, King Kong and Wu Qiu Shou, they all knew that the ghost mother was not giving birth, so they couldn't help but be stunned after hearing the words.
Soon, they reverted to their previous slightly angry looks, glaring at the arrogant Night Wanderer.
The evening breeze blows, blowing the clothes of the ghosts.
The dark clouds in the air condensed again, and the pressure became lower and lower, making all the ghosts around them feel a little difficult to breathe, and at the same time, the nerves in their bodies suddenly tensed.
In the air, the tense atmosphere is also getting heavier and heavier.
"Since the Nine Shadows King is willing to bow his head, it is easy to ask for this matter today. Lao Tzu will give you two paths, you choose one of the two. The night wandering god, who didn't pay attention to the change in his ghostly expression at all, saw Xiao Shizhu looking at him with sincerity in his face, and the two eyeballs flickered, and he was thinking about it. So he snorted coldly, then smiled again, and said, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will rush into the inner courtyard and make a fuss." ”。
He relied on the fact that he was a subordinate of Emperor Xudu, and expected that Xiao Shizhu would dare to fight his soldiers, but he would never dare to kill him or move him. In addition, he thought that he had completely grasped Xiao Shizhu's pigtails, so he dared to make such an inch.
Xiao Shizhu hurriedly bent down and bowed his head again, and said respectfully: "Please speak." ”。 But the moment he lowered his head, he smiled imperceptibly.
Seeing Xiao Shizhu so flattering, and arrogant Night Wanderer, he arrogantly erected his deformed chicken breasts with bones bulging forward.
"Either slaughter these guards in front of Lao Tzu, he was the one who stopped me just now, I want you to take a hammer, start with him, and smash all the ghost heads of the Nine Forbidden Army present. The night wandering god raised his hand and pointed at King Kong, and after looking around at the forbidden army of the ghost mother country, he paused and pointed to the ground in front of his feet, and said fiercely: "If you can't do it, it's okay, kneel down and kowtow to Lao Tzu three times, saying that you are a mongrel, begging Lao Tzu not to worry about you, then today's matter will be over." ”。
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding forbidden troops were in an uproar, and they were all angry, and they handed the weapons in their hands forward, getting closer to the Xudu Army and the Night Wandering God.
Xiao Shizhu inadvertently glanced at it, and after seeing the fear hidden in the eyes of the other party, after a sneer in his heart, he secretly said coldly: "This night wandering god is a paper tiger, and he is still a paper tiger who talks about it." ”。
"What are you doing? Are you going to rebel?" Ye Youshen, who was still apprehensive about what happened last time, stared at the cold and shining blade in the hands of the forbidden army, and after shaking his whole body, he scolded in a trembling voice: "If you move Lao Tzu, it is equivalent to moving the Emperor Xudu, and you are all anti-thieves." ”。
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, not only did not scare the forbidden soldiers, but even aroused the anger in their hearts. They who forbid the order only listened to Xiao Shizhu. Not to mention that the Night Wandering God just moved out of the Emperor Xudu, even if the Emperor himself is here now, they will not take a step back.
"My guards are right, they're just doing their job, so I'm not going to pick one. Xiao Shizhu did not hesitate at all, raised his hand to signal the forbidden soldiers not to mess around, took a step forward, got close to the night wandering god, looked down at the little man who was less than five feet, and said solemnly: "You stand back, I will choose two." ”。
The words are sound, and the sentences are sonorous and powerful!
Quietly, the sunset has slowly lengthened the shadows of everything on the ground.
His shadow shrouded the night wanderer.
In the mind of the night wandering god, the fear when he first met Xiao Shizhu suddenly appeared a few years ago, and after his body trembled, he hurriedly took two steps back, but found that he was still shrouded in shadows, and his body trembled again.
"Okay...... You...... Get down on your knees. Ye Youshen's hands trembled a few times, and he said, "Kneel, this matter is over." ”。 It's completely gone with the arrogance it used to be.
Zhang Yanghe, who was still on his face, was completely gone at this time.
Xiao Shizhu didn't say anything, bent his knees slightly and was about to kneel, but the anxious King Kong walked lame without hesitation, and one stepped forward to grab his arm, and said eagerly: "Lord, you knock down the lowly officials, how can the king of a country kneel down a minister?"
"You didn't do anything wrong, why did I knock you to death?" Xiao Shizhu turned his head and smiled disapprovingly at him, and then pulled his hand back: "I am kneeling for your observance of duty, not ashamed." ”。
As soon as these words came out, Wu Qiu Shou had an epiphany about the purpose of Xiao Shizhu's move, and hurriedly pulled back King Kong, who wanted to stop talking, and said: "Don't get in the way, the lord naturally has his reasons for doing this." ”。
After the surrounding forbidden troops were stunned, they were in awe of Xiao Shizhu, and they all lowered their heads.
This is exactly the purpose of Xiao Shizhu, the result he expected before he said the sentence "I choose two".
He is not the kind of ghost who will do useless things, every action must be rewarded, this is one of Xiao Shizhu's principles;
A king who is willing to kneel for them, a wise king who they don't have to think about it, they are willing to swear allegiance to the death and never swerving to the death.
In the silence, after Xiao Shizhu knelt down in front of the night wandering god, he solemnly kowtowed three times, and blurted out: "I'm just a mongrel, you don't care about the villain, spare us." ”。
The forbidden soldiers in silence, when he finished speaking, raised their heads one after another and glared angrily at the Night Wandering God. If they hadn't been disciplined and forbidden, they would have really swarmed up at this time and tore apart the Night Wandering God and his Xudu army.
Xiao Shizhu's move planted the seeds of the regime in the hearts of the forbidden army, and it was deeply rooted. Xiao Shizhu once again used his foresight and brazenness to take a step ahead of the Emperor and win morale for the war that was about to break out in the near future.
Xiao Shizhu took the order. Under the hateful gaze of the forbidden soldiers, in the face of this silent anger, the heartbeat of the night wandering god was like a drum, and he took out the holy decree from his sleeve tremblingly, hurriedly handed it to Xiao Shizhu, and said, "See for yourself." ”。
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Shizhu also received the holy decree, and he turned around and left in a hurry with Yudujun and several other brothers.
Xiao Shizhu did not rush to unfold the holy decree to take a closer look, but stood up first with the support of King Kong and Wu Qiu Shou. Then, put the decree in your sleeve.
The forbidden soldiers immediately surrounded him, knelt down on one knee under the leadership of King Kong, and shouted in unison: "Thank you for the grace of King Jiuyou's life." ”。
"Thank me for what? You did the right thing, and you deserve to kneel for you. Xiao Shizhu, who showed no indifference, smiled indifferently, looked around at the forbidden army led by King Kong, and after seeing that there was self-blame, anger, and shame on their faces, he raised his hand and pointed in the direction where the night wandering god left, and said slowly: "Don't remember that I knelt down for you, but remember the lackeys of Emperor Xudu, what kind of face is it." ”。
"No. The forbidden army shouted in unison, and took his words to heart.
Looking at their determined looks, Xiao Shizhu was sure that even if he turned his face with Emperor Xudu, these soldiers who had ignited hatred for Emperor Xudu would carry out his military orders without hesitation, tilting the anger in their chests to each other's heads!
At this moment, Lai Yueqi walked out of the inner courtyard quickly, walked in front of him and made a blessing salute, and said, "My lord, the national teacher invites you to Tianning Palace to speak." ”。
"Got it. Xiao Shizhu bowed slightly, waved his hand to Ying Zhao, and said, "Go and get busy with you." ”。 After speaking, he turned around and got up with Lai Yueqi into the inner court.
As soon as he entered the inner courtyard, seeing that there were no ghosts around, Lai Yueqi immediately leaned over and grabbed his arm.
"Say, what's the good thing, you have to go to Tianning Palace to say it?" Xiao Shizhu smiled lightly, and didn't pull his hand away, just let her hold it: "It's the mother of the country who is fine, right?"
"How do you know?" asked Lai Yueqi with a wink.
"Cut, how easy, if something happens to her or the treatment fails, you must be full of excitement, or frown, frustrated. Xiao Shizhu didn't think about it, opened his mouth and said, "How can it be a happy eyebrow?"
Lai Yueqi stopped when she heard this, and also grabbed him, and said after a while: "I can understand the frustration, how can there be excitement?"
"Because ......" Xiao Shizhu opened his lips and suddenly felt that it was inappropriate to tell the truth, and after thinking for a while, he raised his hand to help Lai Yueqi brush the hair around her ears that was blown by the wind, and helped her pin it behind her ears: "Because of same-sex repulsion." ”。
Lai Yueqi didn't know what it meant to be repulsive by the same sex, so she naturally looked at him suspiciously, Xiao Shizhu smiled indifferently, and hurriedly changed the topic: "Since the mother of the country is safe, what else will the national teacher let me talk about?"
She didn't elaborate either. Lai Yueqi frowned lightly and said, "I just said that I want the mother of the country to give birth at sea." ”。