"Old man, is he telling the truth?"

"Oh! Do you really believe it? Haven't you heard, the great Confucian in the poor ravine! This is also Confucianism?"

"Listen to my young master, your name is An Jingye, right? Tell everyone yourself, is what I said true?" The thin scholar came to An Jingye, pointed to the crowd of onlookers around him, and asked.

Facing everyone's accusations, An Jingye smiled bitterly: "Shen Feng is indeed a rare talent, but he is really not my student, in other words, I am not qualified to be his husband." ”

"Look, guys, I'm right?" the thin scholar smugly proved to everyone that he wasn't lying.

"Old man, do you understand what kind of place this is? See Dragon City! This is not your poor ravine. So you have to think about everything before you say it, you said that Shen Feng may be a rare talent in your place, but when you come to Jianlong City, then it's not even a fart!, you know?" A fat scholar shook a fan for himself with his own scholar next to him, and wiped the sweat beads on his head with a silk scarf. The fat mouth did not let go of An Jingye at all.

After he finished counting, he pouted and showed everyone, "This old man's face is really thick enough, he can really blow at such an old age!"

"That's it, disrespectful for the old!"

"Go back to your poor ravine, old man, this is not the place for people like you!"

A group of people, one by one, began to count down again.

At this time, a figure squeezed through the crowd and walked towards An Jingye in the middle, and as he walked, he said in his mouth: "That's it! You said that you old man didn't stay at home well, why did you come here? Don't you look at it, is this a place where people stay? Also, didn't I say you, you want to deceive people, then you have to find someone? Don't you know that flowers are different from dogs? What's the matter? You plan to practice your mouth in front of a group of animals before deceiving people?"

After the figure was counted, some of the scholars around him also echoed.

"That's right, this old man, is this a place for people?" It's just that some people have just finished echoing, but they are stunned for a moment, and they always feel that something is not quite right, "uh...... Why doesn't that seem right?"

"Do you want to deceive people? What about this group of animals......? Who's your mother talking about?"

Just when everyone was stunned, the figure squeezed directly to An Jingye, pointed to his nose with a very angry expression and said: "I agree with what this Brother Zhu said, in this kind of place, even if the Shen Feng you said comes, he is not a fart!" Speaking of this, the figure directly turned his head to look at the fat scholar and said, "Brother Zhu, am I right?"

"I, my surname is Bai, not Zhu!" the fat scholar hurriedly waved his hand to explain when he saw the other party asking himself.

"Oh? No? I'm sure I'm not mistaken! A fat person like you must be surnamed Zhu! What's the matter, could it be that your father has someone else?" the figure was obviously stunned, and looked at the fat scholar with a puzzled look, his surprised expression revealing a head full of questions.

"What kind of mouth are you, can you speak?" The fat man was on fire when he heard it, what kind of thing? Did this grandson really recognize the wrong person, or did he run to his side and deliberately curse people?

"What's going on? Is there really a secret in it? Or are you remarried with your mother?" Speaking of this, the figure slapped his palms, and then tapped twice at the fat scholar with his index finger, looking like I completely understood, "I can't say! I understand! Dare to love your mother and secretly elope with you! Right? I knew it was like this! But Zhu Wa'er, you should be surnamed Zhu and have to be surnamed Zhu, right? Why did you forget what flowed in your body, but the blood of the old Zhu family!"

Now the fat scholar finally understood that the purpose of this grandson's long-winded talk for a long time was not to recognize the wrong person, but to insult himself!

"You...... You...... You are shameless!" The fat man who understood that he was so angry that he trembled, opened his mouth for a long time, and finally came out with such a sentence.

At this time, everyone in the audience also understood in the fat man's trembling. Some people looked at Shen Feng in surprise, wondering where he came from, while others tightened their faces as if they were holding urine, for fear that they would suddenly laugh out loud.

Just when everyone thought that the person in front of them would definitely continue to scold, they found that the other party actually learned the voice of the fat man with a disdainful face, pretended to hold his voice and said: "You are despicable, you are shameless, you are vexatious, what the are you?"

I saw that after the other party finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to the fat scholar who was dumbfounded with anger.

Instead, he turned to the skinny scholar, "Did your mother have an accident when she gave birth to you, or did you just come down from a tree and not yet become human?" I really admire your perseverance, how long did it take you to become like this from a monkey?"

Although from your appearance, you have downplayed the appearance of many monkeys, but your brain does not seem to have evolved perfectly! This is not good, since you are about to turn into a human form, monkey? Listen to my brother's kind advice, now go back to the mountain first, and then come down after you have learned to speak human words, at that time, it is estimated that no one will recognize you as a brute!"

The figure looked sad and pitying, patting his hand on the thin scholar's shoulder, and persuaded earnestly.

The very funny appearance made the surrounding scholars all laugh, and some even laughed with tears.

"Oh, no, I ...... Your mother's stomach hurts from laughter!"

"Hahahaha, monkey! Listen to my brother's kind advice, hurry back to the mountain! Hahaha......"

"Woo woo woo, no, I need to rest for a while, where did this thing come from?

"Damn, this thing is so funny!"

"Who is this? Hahahaha, so talented!"

"No, I have to write it down quickly, and I'll use this to scold the second master later!"

"Hahaha, when you come down again, no one will recognize you as a brute!hahahaha...... How did you come up with this thing? I didn't expect it to be able to curse people like this!"

......

After laughing for a while, when the mood stabilized a little, they all gathered around this person. One by one, they scrambled to ask:

"Master, what's your name?"

"Master, do you want to accept apprentices?"

"No, I'll give you another maid, okay?"

"What? You don't know poetry? I don't learn poetry, I want to learn to scold from you!"

"Master, may I ask if you are engaged in the base?"

"Master, let's go to the Drunken Immortal Building for a drink!"

"Excuse me, is your swearing technique natural or wild?"

"Can I spend three taels of silver, please help me scold the street?"

"Otherwise, it's just three or two dollars of silver, it really can't be higher, otherwise I won't be able to go to the Qinglou tonight!"

"Do you have any words to scold a shrew here?

"Tall, I want to hug your thighs, is that okay?"

"Master, your mouth is so powerful, isn't your tongue skill just as good?"

"May I ask, is it because of your average appearance that you have the talent to scold the street?"

"Oh, who is this woman? Go, go, stay! Don't you see us men busy with business? Really, master, kneel and beg, can you let me touch the master's sexy and mysterious lips! What? That's the master? Mother! Come here, yes, that means yours, mother......"

......

A group of people surrounded him, asking all kinds of questions that interested them.

At this moment, An Jingye separated the crowd, came to the figure, looked at the familiar face in front of him, and shook his head with a wry smile, "You kid, you are not at ease wherever you go, this is the second time I have seen you scolding the street, why don't you learn a little better?" Speaking of this, An Jingye patted the other party's shoulder with the palm of his hand, then looked around, and said: "The master and master in your mouth are also the rare genius Shen Feng in my mouth!"

Maybe it was because he was scolded a little ruthlessly by these grandsons just now, which caused An Jingye's calm little heart to flutter a few times. Now seeing Shen Feng directly stand up to help him slap his face, he can't help but feel a little proud and complacent.

Therefore, his voice was louder than before, and although there were twenty or thirty people at the scene, everyone could hear it very clearly.

"Phew!"

"Trapped!"

"Dizzy, scolded the wrong person"

"Naked fraud!"

"I'll just say it's a trap!"

"Where's that monkey just now, get out of here, I promise I won't kill you!"

"Fuck, playing prostitute all day, got fucked by a monkey today!"

"Why am I a little confused?"

"All stupid, aren't they? Good thing buddy didn't rob them just now!"

"Fuck it, get that monkey out and beat it to death!"

"That's it! it's all the monkeys!"

"Why do I want to cry all of a sudden? Master, may I ask your mother's surname?"

"I'm so bullish that I scolded the master? Do you want to write a poem to commemorate it?

......

After everyone learned that the master of scolding the street was the Shen Feng praised by the old man, almost all of them were dumbfounded. "This matter, either the monkey's head is in the water, or it is a deliberately set on my buddy, intending to prevent me from pursuing a higher state of life, and provoke my relationship and distance from the master! ”

Just when a group of scholars were surprised and pondered their thoughts. An Jingye smiled again: "A few days ago, there were rumors everywhere that you were dead! At that time, I said, Shen Feng, this kid, even if you watch him die in front of you, don't believe it. After all, a life-sparing person like him, who has no skin and no face, will die no matter what!"