Hu Yan, as a member of the army of traversers, the way he crossed made him cry and laugh,

This is a sunny day, cloudless morning, in the morning he went out to buy soy milk, happened to walk on the road, inadvertently saw a seventeen or eight-year-old child in the middle of the road, suddenly a car speeding over, at this moment, Hu Yan regardless of the danger, quickly pushed the child forward, the child was saved. But he was confused, his vision gradually dimmed, and the driver directly hit people and fled.

When Hu Yan woke up and found a tall man, the man was tall and handsome, heroic and extraordinary, and then he observed that there was no one around, not like a hospital or like a car accident scene, Hu Yan was startled, he asked the man, please ask me where this is. The tall man said, "This is the place where the human world meets the underworld. ”

Hu Yan was stunned. The tall man didn't care about anything else, and said directly: "I'll give you two choices, one is to go to the Hades Hall with me to report as for what you will become next, it's hard to say, either kneel down and kowtow to me three times, maybe I'm happy to let you live, maybe I can also give you some abilities, so that you can reincarnate in other worlds as Long Aotian in your mortal mouth." ”

The tall man closed his eyes, imagining that Hu Yan would be like a dog, groveling, he couldn't help but sneer, but something unexpected happened, Hu Yan did not grovel, but raised his head high, in fact, maybe it would be another person, maybe it wouldn't be like this. But Hu Yan has been undisciplined since he was a child, and sometimes he is very stubborn like a donkey, so he often quarrels with people because of a little problem, which may be why he was finally expelled

Hu Yan put on the demeanor that the master is not birding you, which can be described as being scolded by everyone, and the flowers are declining.

The tall man scratched a little different from what he thought, and he said in surprise: "You kid is a ghost, why are you fighting me." ”

Hu Yan said: "Anyway, I can't beat you, I really can't beat you, go to the Difu Nai He Bridge and meet Meng Po." Just drink the soup and leave. Besides, can you not pretend to be X, pretending to be X was struck by lightning, three-year-old children understand, oh, I understand that the limbs are developed and the mind is simple, you look like 35, and the actual psychological age is 1 year old, it's not easy for you, your IQ is lower than my Ah Huang?"

The tall man was silent when he heard it, after all, he had heard everything about meat and stupidity, Hu Yan was just like a pediatrician. The tall man found out that the kid was stunned and looked at him with a puff of joy

When Hu Yan heard him laugh, he couldn't help but be a little speechless, big brother, you are too optimistic, or do you say that your face is thicker than the city wall, you really can't look good, and pigs can't fight.

The tall man said what are you scolding in your heart, I just see that you are scolding too naïve

Hu Yan said: "Big brother, you are a masochist, you have M attributes, if you are a crooked man, don't look for me, I am a pure man, even if I am a soul." But I'm not going to take you, you're going to find me and tell you some places, it's all queens, sadists. ”

The tall man said, "Can you think so fast." ”

Hu Yan said: "It is impossible to follow you, it is impossible in this life"

The tall man said, "You kid is the first person in thousands of years to talk to me as a mortal and a ghost. ”

After listening to this, Hu Yan said: "Who are you, if you are an immortal, this world will be over." ”

The tall man said, "The boy is really damaged, what do you mean that if I am an immortal, this world will be over. My name is Fuxi, do you worship me, boy? ”

Hu Yan said: "You are Fuxi, I am still Pangu, you deceive a three-year-old child, Fuxi is the head of a snake." ”

The tall man who called himself Fuxi was angry when he heard this, and suddenly his body really turned into a snake body and a human head.Hu Yan was stunned, the tall man raised his head arrogantly, but Hu Yan's next sentence made him anxious enough, Hu Yan said: "It turns out that you are not a bent man but a sister control." ”

The tall man couldn't help but burst into a sentence, instantly returned to normal, and said, "Hu Yan, do you want to become my brother of the opposite sex." ”

Hu Yan said: "No, I'm afraid you will eat me." ”

The tall man said: "Forget it, heaven and earth are above, I and Hu Yan are brothers of the opposite sex, I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to die on the same day and in the same year."

Hu Yan said: "You are the overlord with a bow, and why do you want to be brothers with me, do you like the handsome and handsome appearance of the master, or those girls around me"

Fu Xi said: "I want to fight your mother"

Hu Yan said: "Don't even let go of ghosts"

Fu Xi said: ".... Almost in a word, don't get married, I don't know how many people in these Three Realms and Eight Desolations want to be brothers with me, but others beg me How did you get to you Kid This change, alas"

Hu Yan: "How can there be a feeling that the uncle of the family rewards the beggar, forget me as an adult, regardless of the villain, I am willing to be a brother with Fuxi." ”

After speaking, Hu Yan said: "Big brother give me a chance to be reborn"

Fu Xi said: "No, I'm afraid that you will change the direction of history and others will settle accounts with me, so I decided to let you harm other planes." As for the women you know, I'll give you a chance to say goodbye to them. ”

Hu Yan said, "Okay. ”

Fu Xi muttered a spell on his lips, and then a door appeared.Turning to Hu Yan and saying, "You only have three hours, and after three hours you will be forced to leave.

After that, he stepped into the door, and when he woke up, he found himself in the hospital, when he heard a woman whispering beside him, and the woman said: "Ah Yan, why did you abandon me, didn't you say that you want to accompany me for the rest of your life? ”

After hearing this, Hu Yan patted the woman's head lightly and said: "Okay, Xue'er, let's not say the first few titles, are you hungry in the back?" I just left for so long, and you started to scold me like this, who did you say you learned from, I will definitely let him know how Liu Jian died in the Ming Dynasty, and you girl don't want to order me." I decided to do my husband's thirty-six plan of spanking, come and let me start. ”

When the woman heard Hu Yan's words, she said coquettishly: "You villain, bully me as soon as you wake up." We haven't gotten married yet, what's a little time, you've been in a coma for three days and three nights, when you were just sent to the hospital, the doctors took a long time to operate, and I waited for you outside for a day and a night until you woke up, I heard some doctors say that they all think you're either vegetative or dead, let me not waste money I desperately said to let you be hospitalized"

After hearing this, Hu Yan saw the woman's deep dark circles and said, "I'm sorry, Xue'er let you...."

Hu Yan didn't finish speaking, and found a foreign body in his mouth, and after a while, the woman said to me: "Accept your thanks, and say such things in the future, don't say that you know me Lin Qinxue."

When Hu Yan saw this scene, he thought in his heart that he finally understood the meaning of the hero's difficulty in eliminating the grace of the beauty, but unfortunately I am a dying person.

Hu Yan said: "Xue'er, it's almost, you also go to eat and drink saliva and sleep beautifully, otherwise it's not good to stay up late, be careful of your skin wrinkled!

Lin Qinxue said: "You bastard, you will drive people away when you run out of others, Lan'er and Mei'er are worried, but I control them, and so are you, I want to beat you up when I think of this, forget it, take good care of yourself, I'll go back and tell them first, let them be okay, and I'll come over again at night." ”

He said, "Yes, okay." He didn't say much, he just smiled

Where a person sat still, not knowing what to think, as the time slowly passed, he looked at the clock, and with half an hour left in the three hours, he whispered, "I'm sorry." The voice was small and slightly trembling. Lin Qinxue felt uncomfortable, as if she had lost something important, she had already gone out, and she hurriedly took a taxi back to the hospital, and then quickly ran back. There are still ten minutes left in the three hours, Hu Yan doesn't know who to ask for pen and paper, the content has already been written, Hu Yan was about to tell Fu Xi that he wanted to leave in advance, when he heard a wait and found Lin Qinxue panicked and embarrassed.

"Yan, where are you going? Lin Qinxue asked breathlessly

He turned his head and saw a small hand grabbing the corner of his clothes, and he said: "In the future, I can't be so willful fool when I'm gone, goodbye." ”

In an instant, his figure disappeared, Lin Qinxue rubbed her eyes and said, "Ah Yan, don't lie to me, you are hiding there, come out quickly." She pinched her face with her hand and found that it was red, fell to her knees on the ground, and cried, "The bastard is gone like this, and I haven't said I love you yet." ”

After Hu Yan came back, he asked the eldest brother in a rare serious tone, "Can I ask you a question?"

Fu Xi was stunned when he heard his tone and said, "Ask, as long as I can answer, I will tell you." ”

Hu Yan said: "A year in that world is equal to how many days in this world."

Fu Xi touched his hair and said, "I couldn't tell you, but you are my brother, so I'll tell you, a year there is equal to an hour here."

When Hu Yan heard the news, he couldn't help but raise his voice a few syllables and said, "Do I still have a chance to go back?"

Fu Xi said: "Can you go back, I can only say that it depends on whether you have that kind of consciousness or not." Still have questions? If not, let's go. ”

Hu Yan said, "No, I'm ready." Suddenly another door appeared, the door was open, and he was about to take a step, when suddenly he stopped again for some reason, and he began to think about something again,

Fu Xi said: "It seems that you still have something to remember, don't worry, you won't let people bully them, but I can't care about some other situations." Hu Yan bowed three times speechlessly

Hu Yan woke up again and found that he felt something grabbing the corner of his clothes, and found that there was a girl next to him, and thought, "Was it a dream just now?" Look at his clothes, and then recall what happened before, not that is true, that is to say, the memory of his previous life is only remembered now. No, and I found that I don't have many memories in this world, such as how did he come about?