Chapter 136: The Third Round of Small Talk [Third Update!]
"It's very simple!" Tang Fei smiled slightly, stomped on the floor to shatter the floor, and then picked up a stone and said: "This game is that I put this stone in my hands, and then you can guess where the stone is, it's as simple as that." ”
Tang Fei said that he put a stone in his right hand, and then put it behind him for a few seconds, and then put both hands in front of the emperor again and said, "Now you can guess which stone is in that hand, right?"
"Ridiculous!" the emperor's face was furious, and he said to Tang Fei, "How do I know if you just put the stone behind you, so that no matter which hand I guess, I will definitely lose?"
"This is simple!" Tang Fei smiled slightly: "Don't worry, as long as you guess wrong, I will naturally open my other hand, if there is no stone in the other hand, even if I lose, how about it?"
"Okay!" Hearing Tang Fei's words, the emperor nodded: "I guess it's on the left hand!"
"Oh?" Tang Fei suddenly opened his right hand, only to see that Tang Fei's right hand was empty at this time.
"Okay!" Seeing that Tang Fei's right hand did not have a stone, the emperor just said: "Now that you have lost, are you leaving!"
"Did I lose?" Tang Fei smiled, directly grabbed a stone from the ground again with his right hand and said: "Actually, the stone is in the right hand, and my left hand is just some stone powder!"
"You............ You ............" Looking at Tang Fei's actions, the emperor only felt that Tang Fei in front of him was really hateful, but at this time, an extremely crisp voice sounded in the hall.
"Slap ......" Tang Fei's right hand was thrown on the emperor's face, and then Tang Fei said: "Let's play the second hand, quickly!"
The emperor's brain was already blank at this time, but he had never been beaten by anyone when he was so big, even his father had never beaten him once, and now he felt a hot feeling on his face, the emperor's eyes suddenly became blood-red, and he screamed directly and rushed towards Tang Fei.
"Alas......" Tang Fei saw the emperor running over, and directly waved his hand on the emperor's face again, and this palm directly knocked the emperor flying.
"Ah!!" The emperor is usually pampered, where has he been beaten like this, he directly felt a sharp pain on his face, and then his mouth was sweet, and he spit out a mouthful of blood. Lying on the ground, the emperor looked at Tang Fei in front of him in fear: "You...... Don't come here, you're just trying to embarrass me, so why do you have to play tricks on me?"
"Why?" Tang Fei looked thoughtful, and then suddenly shouted, "I remember, I played you like this, that's why I ............ It's fun!" said Hahadaxiao.
"Good...... Fun?" When the emperor heard Tang Fei's words, his whole body trembled with anger. At this time, Tang Fei looked at the light curtain in front of him, and saw that the official hatred value displayed on the light curtain had reached 100,000 at once.
"I wipe my ............" Seeing this scene, Tang Fei looked directly at the emperor on the ground who was full of eyes and wanted to kill him 10,000 times, but he said speechlessly in his heart: "Damn, I can make a person's hatred reach this level, and my bad guy is really good, right? No Oscar can represent my acting skills............" At this time, Tang Fei also saw a new system prompt on the light curtain in front of him.
"Hint! Successfully complete the second round of the knight mission: The Light of Heroes! Get the mission reward, experience: 10,000 points. Ranger points: 10,000 points. Good and Evil: 10,000 points. Title: Jianghu Maniac. ”
"Tips! If you complete this task before half of the time limit and complete the amount of 10 times the required amount, you will get an additional 10,000 Ranger points and 10,000 good and evil points. The title of Jianghu Knights that has been obtained is upgraded and a new title is obtained: Jianghu Heroes (Fine). ”
"Hint! The third round of the main quest knight: The Peacemaker of Chivalry! Chivalrous and Domineering, the best in the rivers and lakes! Obtain 10,000 points in the battle of the heroes of the rivers and lakes within forty-eight hours. Reward for completing tasks, experience: 20,000 points. Ranger Value: 20,000 points. Good and Evil: 20,000 points!
Note: Obtained the Heroes of the Rivers and Lakes faction value: 300 points!
"I'll go ............" Seeing the current few prompts, Tang Fei already knew that there was definitely a fourth round of tasks, and when the time came, nine times out of ten he would be the great man for the country and the people. Thinking of this, Tang Fei said to the emperor on the ground: "Get up, I've had enough, do you know that I want to play with you?"
"You ......" The emperor just looked at Tang Fei now, but he couldn't speak, and shouted directly: "You traitor, why do you want to treat me like this!
"Hmm!" Tang Fei said as he lifted the emperor on the ground with one palm, and then a stream of essence qi punched into the emperor's body, healing all the injuries he had just caused to the emperor. In the emperor's shocked eyes, Tang Fei said, "Do you think what I did to you just now is like what Mongolia did to the Great Song Dynasty?"
"What?" Although the emperor felt that the injuries on his body were healed, when he heard Tang Fei's words, he actually didn't know why for a while.
Tang Fei continued: "Now the Mongols are strong and strong, but what about the Great Song Dynasty? In addition to only shaking their heads and begging for mercy, how many of you, the emperor and your ministers, said that they would come out to fight the Mongols? I think even if such a person really appears, you don't like it very much, right?"
"Naturally!" At this time, the emperor is Migabi, and what Tang Fei said just now said to Tang Fei excitedly: "Do you think I don't know? But now where is the strength of my Great Song Dynasty that can fight against the Mongols? The Mongols are 500,000 troops! My Great Song Dynasty only has an army of more than 100,000 now, and even if it is really sent out, it will be destroyed by others!"
"Really?" Tang Fei smiled: "How many of your hundreds of thousands of soldiers really dare to go into battle to kill the enemy? 100,000? I'm afraid you don't even have 10,000!"
"You ......" The emperor was stunned by Tang Fei's words, and said: "How did you know this? This is just your nonsense!"
"Haha!" Hearing the emperor's words, Tang Fei shook his head, the Song Dynasty was actually a relatively incompetent dynasty in Chinese history, because after Zhao Kuangyin's Chenqiao Mutiny, there was another glass of wine to release the military power, and then it was directly heavy on literature and light on martial arts, which was also weishenme Every foreign war of the Song Dynasty is less victorious and more defeated.
Tang Fei said, "Do you remember Yue Fei?"
"Yue Fei?" The emperor was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I naturally know Yue Fei, but ......" He stopped here and didn't know how to continue.
At this time, Tang Fei said: "What? Don't you know how to evaluate Yue Fei, in fact, you probably also know that the previous emperor Weishenme is going to kill Yue Fei, right?"
"This ............" The emperor naturally knew about this matter, and he was naturally not a real idiot to be the emperor, so he said to Tang Fei: "What do you mean by this?"
"Do you know that after Yue Fei, what other good generals are there in the Great Song Dynasty?"
"Uh............" was asked by Tang Fei, but the emperor didn't know how to answer it all of a sudden. At this time, Tang Fei continued: "I don't think you should know that since Yue Fei's death, the Jin people have divided half of the Great Song Dynasty, and then what? After the death of Jin Wushu, the Jin Kingdom also declined, but at this time, the Mongols saw the opportunity and took the opportunity to develop. Look at Da Song at this time, he is not training hard, but is still obsessed with women's power and wealth, which is really ridiculous!"
When the emperor heard Tang Fei's words, his face turned a little red, and then he said, "Do you think I don't want to train my troops?" But you also have to look at the money and grain in the treasury, it's not enough at all!"
"Of course it's not enough!" Tang Fei shouted at this time, and then said: "I can tell you that at noon today, I killed a prefect, and you know that he zuihou actually offered to buy his life with one million taels of silver!
"What? You actually killed the imperial court officials? But this ............" The emperor's face was also a little unbearable, and he couldn't help but scold bitterly: "I naturally know about these corrupt officials and corrupt officials, but how can I investigate them, there are so many of them? If I really want to investigate, I don't know how many people will be implicated!"
"Haha!" Tang Fei smiled at this time, and said to the emperor: "First of all, this matter should not have been done by you, you know the phrase that officials protect each other, right?
"People in the rivers and lakes?" the emperor shook his head when he heard Tang Fei's words: "No! You don't know what the people in the rivers and lakes look like." As he spoke, he glanced at Tang Fei on the side and continued: "For example, Guo Jing and Huang Rong in Xiangyang are now gathering people to rebel in Xiangyang and want to take refuge in the Mongols, how do you ask me to hand over these things to the people in the rivers and lakes." ”
"Who did you hear these words from?" Tang Fei looked at the emperor in front of him with some tears and laughter: "Do you know that now Guo Jing and Huang Rong are holding a hero conference in Xiangyang, inviting heroes from all over the world to fight against the Mongolian army, but what are you saying now, how can you make them embarrassed?"
"You...... What you said is true?" the emperor looked at Tang Fei in surprise.
Tang Fei felt that he was talking to this emperor, and he had lowered his IQ a little, so he said: "In this way, Your Majesty, I might as well take you directly to Xiangyang to have a look, once you, the emperor, arrive, I think the momentum of the entire Xiangyang will swell." ”
"I ............" said this, the emperor was also a little hesitant, looked at Tang Fei, the emperor also felt that the current Tang Fei seemed to be not as annoying as at the beginning, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I will accompany you to Xiangyang, but I still have to deal with the affairs of the court, otherwise if I leave casually, the court will not be in chaos!"
"Hmm!" Tang Fei nodded and said, "I naturally know this, and I don't plan to take you to Xiangyang now, in a few days, I will naturally come to take you to Xiangyang." Saying that, Tang Fei just walked out.
"Hey, can you at least tell me your name, and what should I do with these people?" the emperor stopped Tang Fei when he saw that Tang Fei was leaving.
"In Xia Tang Fei, as for these people?" Tang Fei smiled and said: "After half an hour, their acupoints will naturally be automatically unlocked, so you don't have to worry about this, then you will leave directly." After saying that, it was a flash and disappeared directly.
Watching Tang Fei leave, the emperor was relieved all of a sudden, but at this time he surprisingly did not have any resentment towards Tang Fei, looking at the direction Tang Fei left, the emperor shook his head, and couldn't help but look at the motionless few people on the ground in disappointment.
At this time in Xiangyang, Huang Rong looked at her daughter Guo Xiang a little helplessly: "Xiang'er, you have always been distracted these days, what are you thinking? Is there anything unhappy, you might as well tell your mother, and your mother will help you solve it." ”
"Mother!" Looking at Huang Rong in front of him, Guo Xiang smiled slightly: "No need mother, I'm just waiting for my birthday." ”
"Alas......" Hearing Guo Xiang's words, Huang Rong shook her head slightly and smiled: "What's there to think about, hasn't your father already arranged everything for you, that day, many heroes and heroes will gather in Xiangyang, when the time comes, are you still afraid that no one will play with you?"
"Hmm!" Guo Xiang smiled sweetly: "I know Mother, you go out first, I'm going to rest." ”
"Hmm!" Huang Rong said yes and left, at this time Guo Xiang did look at a small puppet in his hand, and said to himself: "Big brother, you said that on the day of Xiang'er's birthday, you would come." I don't know if you found Sister Long. ”
"Alas......" Huang Rong looked at Guo Jing in front of her and sighed helplessly: "Brother Jing, I think our daughter has a heart." ”
"What?" Guo Jing was now thinking about how to deal with the Mongolian army, but when he heard Huang Rong's words, he smiled slightly: "Fu'er is married to a woman, so she naturally has a sweetheart." ”
"You!" Huang Rong shook her head helplessly: "Brother Jing, I'm talking about our Xiang'er!"
"Xiang'er?" Guo Jing was slightly startled at this time.
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