Chapter 28 The Weirdo Squad

Nan Xingyu looked at Zhou Yunying in astonishment, not understanding what she said.

It took a while to come back to my senses, and then I began to face myself, isn't it just a little mud on my face, it's not a big deal, my nose sniffed, well, it's a little smelly, but it can't hide my manly body fragrance, how can you not know me.

Nan Xingyu wiped the mud on his face with his hand dissatisfied, and said: "Miss, you don't have to do this, although we haven't been together for a long time, but we still spend a few long nights together, how can you even even count my voice, appearance, body fragrance, forehead, how can you not recognize me, people are so sad." ”

Zhou Yunying pinched her nose with her hand, lowered her head and observed carefully, although she still couldn't recognize it, but judging from the voice, it should be him, there was an indescribable feeling in her heart, uncomfortable, and panicked, a good young man, how did it become like this, the smell of the whole body can not be said first, after all, it can be washed off, but how did it become the Mediterranean Sea at a young age, what should I do in the future, hey, the road ahead is worrying, your appearance can only be like this, eh, it seems that his nose is not so straight, is this flatWait, it seems that I just flattened it, then I won't hurt him for the rest of my life, sin and sin, if he wants me to atone for my sins, then what will I do in the future, no, no, I must not be seen by him that I am weak and ashamed.

Zhou Yunying coughed a few times, and said with a serious face: "Okay, don't say what you have, come out quickly, stay in this small hole all day and stink to death." After saying that, he waved his hand a few times.

Nan Xingyu looked like a bitter melon, shook his head and said, "Don't dare, eldest lady, you don't look at the situation outside, you know that if I am discovered by that monster, he will definitely shoot me into a meatloaf and eat it, then ...... Then how am I going to live!"

Zhou Yunying thought about it, and it was indeed the case, nodded and said, "Okay, you can stay in this dung pit for the time being......

"Miss, please don't insult my personality, this is not a dung pit is a mud pit, a mud pit, a mud pit, a mud pit, you know!"

"Okay, whatever you want, we may attack the barbarians in a while, you watch it yourself, take care of Xiang Qiqi by the way, you have nothing to do anyway." ”

"Miss, can you not be so cruel, I'm running for my life now, running for my life! Do you know what it means to run for your life, you still want me to take care of a little ancestor, I ...... it."

Before the words were finished, Zhou Yunying directly plugged the entrance of the cave, waved her hand, gasped and said, "Stinky to death!" was disgusted on her mouth, but the smile on the corner of her mouth betrayed her, no matter what, it's good that people don't die, although it looks a little ugly, but it doesn't matter, these are all trivial things, anyway, my future husband is only that one, eh~ It's really handsome, it's a little soft to think about, the heart is beating wildly, with a blushing face, a meditator with closed eyes.

As for Nan Xingyu, his face was silent in the mudflow, and his resentful little eyes looked up from beginning to end, and he kept muttering Zhou Yunying in his mouth.

If Nan Xingyu knew that the eldest lady was there again at this time, and he was still thinking about Nan Xingjie in his heart, talking about his various benefits and talking about himself, he would definitely be furious, and immediately rush up to Zhou Yunying and tear it up.

One of the two is a nymphomaniac above, and the other is a resentful man below, which is really a pair of enemies who "love and kill each other".

On the periphery of the ruins, a middle-aged man in a black cloak stood on a giant tree looking at the ruins, and on the left kneeled a shirtless man, who was next to the middle-aged man with a flattering face, and the middle-aged man stretched out his hand from time to time to tease him, as if teasing a puppy.

On the other side of the giant tree stood five men also dressed in black cloaks, male and female, some as strong as oxen, some slender as swallows, and one bent over like an old man, with his back raised high, as if something was there.

The man, who looked like an old man, said in a crisp voice: "And the deacon, when did you set off, we have been delayed for a long time, and if we continue to delay, we won't like to explain to the hall master when we go back!"

He said with a smile to the deacon, like a cold wind blowing under the nine shades, the man who knelt down on the side, trembling his body, snuggled tightly with the deacon.

He deacon happily squatted down and quietly hugged the man, as if he was holding a small baby, patted his back gently from time to time, and comforted him in a whisper: "Don't be afraid, don't worry, there is me." ”

It didn't take long for the man to fall into a peaceful eternal sleep with a smile on his face, and as the deacon stood up again, and his palms left the man, the man quickly aged and shriveled, becoming a dry corpse like a centuries later, and the deacon shook his hand, bringing out a breeze, and directly blowing the man into ashes, dust to dust, and dust to dust, as if the man had never appeared in the world.

The people around him all looked at the deacon with a strange expression, waiting for his next step.

He stretched his waist and said in a loyal voice: "Crow, don't be so anxious, don't see that the battle is fierce in front of us, if we go over, neither side will please you." ”

The crow raised his head, revealing a pair of dark green eyes, like ghostly eyes, and said anxiously: "You don't have to be afraid, if something happens, we will just take the blame, when it will be your turn, you will also rely on Zhong Supei, otherwise the deacon will be on your turn." ”

He crouched down with the deacon, looked at the crow and said, "Then you are dissatisfied with me!"

As soon as the crow wanted to say something, a sturdy man next to him stretched out his hands covered with fluff, his hands were as big as a fan, and he directly pressed the crow down, like a big trumpet, and said in a roaring voice: "Don't make any noise, crow, after all, the deacon is the leader of this time, listen to him!"

Everyone around them, including the deacon, hurriedly covered their ears and quickly moved away from this place, only the crow was pressed in place and could not move, one of the slender people as a swallow showed a pair of cheetah-like feet, and "......" disappeared from everyone's field of vision, until the sturdy man finished speaking, he ran back "huff", looking at the sturdy man with a wary and dissatisfied face, as for the crow was already dizzy.

A man who rubbed his ears, pulled up his cloak and hat, revealing a smooth bald head, took out a wine jug and poured a sip of wine, and said with a mouthful of wine: "Noisy! Brown bear, didn't you tell you not to talk, next time if you are like this, you must cut off your hand and make a braised bear paw, and you cheetah, you want to run with me, huh!" The burping bald man continued: " How to say, I also treat you well, take you to look for flowers and ask willows all day long, you say, you come to Tianya City these days, my service to you, how is it!"

The cheetah licked his lips and said, "It's okay, it's just not strong enough, those women and young ladies died after a few plays, especially the cold beauty, hey, it's a pity, I didn't watch it for a while, I hit the wall and died, it's a pity, it's really a waste." Huahua monk, when are you looking for this kind of goods for me, the price must satisfy you. ”

Monk Huahua waved his hand, next to the big tree and said: "Don't look for it, you guy with no conscience, you only care about yourself all day long, hum, selfish guy! ”

Qi Sanniang smoked a cigarette and said: "Don't worry about me, my hobbies are different from yours, if you want to find it, you can find a fat man." ”

He Deacon said angrily: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to call me and the fat man again, or you can call me and the beauty, or you can call the handsome guy, but you are not allowed to call me and the fat man, of course, it is better for you to call me and the deacon." ”

The cheetah was a little surprised to look at the plain and wild Qi Sanniang, you must know that the deflated Sanniang has hated men since her chest was cut off by her own man, although it is good for a few of them, but it is only a little better than ordinary men, our three crows, cheetahs, brown bears are like this because of the relationship between Asians, Huahua Monk is because he holds the title of monk, although he has done everything that the monk should not do, but who called him with the word monk in his name, as for the deacon, needless to say, it is already like this, both men and women eat, not picky at all, as long as they are not fat or anything。

"Mi Sanniang, when did you fall in love with a man again, haven't you always loved women?" said the cheetah suspiciously.

Qi Sanniang said angrily: "Who said that I like men, I want to die, right, or the cheetah you said!

The cheetah saw that the situation seemed to be a little wrong, and retreated back with a "......".

Monk Huahua looked at the situation, put down the wine jug, and said with his hands folded: "Amitabha, female donor, please calm down, the cheetah donor actually wants to ask, why don't you go to the mountains and rivers together with the poor road, looking for flowers and asking willows, there is no other meaning." ”

Qi Sanniang snorted and said: "You people, don't confuse me with you, you are just satisfying your perverted desires, and I am for that pure and simple love, don't be confused." ”

The cheetah ran back, shook his head and said, "Isn't it still the same, you pursue women and I also pursue women, human thinking is really complicated." ”

Qi Sanniang glanced at the cheetah and said: "No matter how a beast becomes a human or a beast, his thinking is low." As soon as she finished speaking, she began to regret it a little, and sure enough, the eyes of three hatreds focused on her, and the smell of gunpowder became stronger and stronger.

Like a phantom, the deacon walked through the crowd, patted them on the shoulder, and said, "Okay, calm down, it's time to get down to business." ”

Everyone shuddered, put away their breath, and thought in unison: The strength of this product is stronger, and it should reach the peak of the master level.

Seeing that the people had stopped fighting, the deacon said in a gentle voice, "Since it is inconvenient for us to pass, let someone who is convenient go in our place." Cheetah, crow, you two go, sprinkle more, it's okay, let's have a vigorous opening. ”

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