Chapter 11 Sha Seng's helplessness against Zhu Bajie)

Sharp and Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City to make a fortune in the future, but the sharpness in contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice.

"Uh...... The earth is round, it's the earth, Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an Internet celebrity on the earth decades ago!" This old man is talking about the words of the earth, could it be that he is an earthling who accidentally crossed here like himself? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly followed the sound and walked over, as he gradually approached, Sharp saw a full beard, loose hair, lazy, leisurely basking in the sun.

This sloppy old man, from the sun-soaked eyes that couldn't open the eyes, saw a sharp coming, couldn't help but flash, and then shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, we have a fate in the dark, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, brother only hopes that the destined people will come early, and the peerless cheats are only sent to those who are destined!"

"Old man, the ground is round, do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Pig?"

When the sloppy old man heard the sharp question, his eyes didn't break, and he snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, bratless boy, why are there so many boring questions." ”

"Uh...... What are you talking about, old man? Shen Li, who was following sharply, said angrily.

Seeing this, Sharp squatted and glared back at Shen Li, and then said patiently: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?"

"Gifts are destined for people!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms that were squatting in front of him, and then staggered to his feet, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I'll go!"

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his body move, leaving only an afterimage, and he lost his trace.

"Ah...... I--, master!" Shen Li's face was full of shock, and his mouth was wide open, and his face was full of incredulity.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on the earth that is angry and clear, and the best son is embarrassed when he sees it? "My day he has a drop of ...... eyes" The performance of the sloppy old man shocked Shen Qian alone, and the sharpness that had been squatting was completely 'thundered' at this time, and he sat on the ground at once.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were talking to the old king, they often heard this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things, Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered and pulled the sharp words that were sitting on the ground: "Big ...... Big...... Big brother, hurry up and ...... Hurry up and see...... Look, this ...... What did the old fairy give you?"

"Yes, take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

Xiao Yunzi pulled and swayed from side to side with a sharp 'uh', gradually regained consciousness, and hurriedly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand, Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurried over.

"Uh, why don't you have the name of the martial arts cheats on the yellowed book cover? It's different from the one on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, and then turned the first page, and when he saw the content on it, he shouted in a sharp 'whoop' voice, and stood up violently and scolded: "I--, the pig's head is a ball, playing with me? Is there anything like this? Don't bring such a playful person!"

"Oh, Mom!" The sharp sudden madness scared Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi away.

"Boss, what is written on this? Why haven't I ever seen such a text?" Xia Qi looked at the page that was sharply grasped in his hand, and asked a few words that he didn't recognize.

"Oh, if you know you, you'll see hell. He glanced at Xia Qi sharply.

Sharp heart at this time depressed, the words on the first page are actually Chinese characters on the earth, and what is even more infuriating is that these Chinese characters are actually 'Don't die, it's okay to practice!' eight big characters.

At this time, he was completely entangled in sharpness, his fingers trembled and he turned the second page, only to see that it was written with four Chinese characters of 'chasing the stars and catching the moon', and he didn't look at the content in detail, so he turned to the next page again, and turned to the fourth page, that is, the last page of zuihou, which was full of some content related to 'chasing the stars and catching the moon', and he didn't bother to look at it carefully, and scolded sharply: "My day, what is this? Sharp heart this bitter, cup, tangled, sharp will be shocked in his heart, angry and took ten bulls and three tigers to slowly calm down, when he saw Shen Li, Xia Qi, Xiao Yunzi looked - confused, angry said: "What to see, then go shopping." ”

Although they all had a stomach full of questions, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the sloppy old man who had just given the book to the sharp was standing in the high sky of the Dragon Continent, and he turned into a red-bearded, black-faced, honest-looking sand monk.

"Hey, hey, these few words you taught me really work, Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me. Sha Seng scratched the loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie.

"Haha, don't you look at who my brother is, little one, with this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't be able to die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

"Second Senior Brother, how do I feel that this kid has the same sexuality as you, how can you ......" Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he finished speaking.

"Brother, there's no way. As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that Sha Seng had started grinding endlessly again, he hurriedly interjected.

"Who is the blame, who let you peek at the fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and let me give you the wind, I never wanted to be caught by Erlang God, and exiled us to this nether realm to be galaxy guards, and also sealed our change powers, alas, what do you say we are suffering!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.

"That Jade Emperor Lao'er accepted our change powers, aren't you afraid that the two of us will change into handsome appearances, and secretly leave our jobs to enjoy them, thanks to my cleverness, I ask the senior brother to teach us the magic power of one person and one by one, and my brother can be chic for a hundred years, hehe......" Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed - lewd - light.

"Isn't that great, but you're troubled to bring this kid to my galaxy, alas, ......," the sand monk sighed innocently.

"Brother wants to do a lot of things? The transformation spell that the monkey gave to my brother is just the verbal language of such a stupid boy in the galaxy that my brother is guarding, and my brother is in charge! On the first day my brother took office, he was completely transformed by this kid eighteen times. Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and said in his heart: "Could it be that all this was deliberately arranged by that monkey?"

Everything is predestined, is all this really just a coincidence?

"Oh, what a coincidence. Sha Seng glanced at the Julong Continent below and said.

"You said that if I become a little beautiful boy, when I was taking my sister, I was changed by this guy's verbal language, and I didn't frighten other girls, how can my brother still mix, so my brother had an idea, and he arranged him to your vertical and horizontal galaxy, anyway, there have been no heavenly demons to disturb the mortal world for tens of thousands of years, and my brother is idle, and he just changes into his appearance to go to the mortal world to enjoy it, this kid's underworld identity has a lot of beautiful girls!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger and looked very yearning.

"Alas, it's been all these years, second senior brother, you are still like this, you are tantamount to destroying the normal order of the lower realm, so you are not afraid that the king of Yama will sue the emperor?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I'm coming to you to communicate, he can't have an accident on your side, with this little skill of self-defense, he can protect himself and don't hang up, and when we return to Heaven after our tenure, we will take him back and it will be over." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but boast and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, isn't my brother very smart?"

"Uh......" Sha Seng was speechless, he was on the thief ship of the second senior brother again.

It turned out that what Zhu Bajie said to Sharp last time was a lie, and the real reason for it was that he peeked at Chang'e taking a bath and was punished, if the conversation between the two people was heard sharply, he would definitely be completely angry.

On Yingbin Street, the sharp group of people who continued to do market inspections returned to the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning, Xia Qi and Xiaoyunzi jumped up and down to look at this, and then look at that, looking childlike.

"Boss, I want this, bring the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the small ornaments on a stall next to him and asked for money from Sharp.

Sharp followed Xia Qi's fingers, and when he looked at the thing he was pointing to, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly asked, "Do you girls like this kind of thing very much?"

"What is this, such a haode thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply urgently: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"

"Oh, this young lady has a good eye, this is a new product that I came in from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this fragrance, it will not go away for a long time. The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged woman, and when she saw that business came to her door, she hurriedly sold her goods to Xia Qi, who was standing in front of her stall.

"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharply suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Li, who was standing beside him.

When Shen Li heard the sharp question, he was very surprised, as if he was looking at a monster, he looked sharply up and down, and said, "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know what this is?"

"Where is all this nonsense, hurry up?" the sharp and anxious voice was a little out of tune.