Chapter 18 Shiniang, Walnut, Kidney?
Seeing the little guy coming out of the room, the old Taoist priest and the big black dog stopped fighting, and the two hurried over, and the old Taoist priest took the little guy into his arms and asked, "How do you feel, is there anything uncomfortable?" The big black dog also looked at the little guy with very concerned eyes.
"Yes. The little one replied with a blushing face, a head bowed, and a very low voice.
This frightened the old Taoist priest and the big black dog, and the old Taoist priest's face changed and he asked eagerly: "Where is it uncomfortable, hurry up and tell the master, oops...... Forget it, I'll see for myself. The big black dog also looked at the little guy with an unnatural expression, anxious and afraid to speak, and glanced at the little guy and then at the old Taoist, I don't know what to do!
"Master, don't look at it, I have a problem because I'm hungry and I want to drink milk......" Feeling the anxiety of the old Taoist, the little guy hurriedly explained, but the sound became smaller and quieter in the back, and in the end there was no way to hear it at all.
When the old Taoist priest, who was still very anxious, heard this, the movements of his hands stopped, his expression was dull, and then he picked up his slap and slapped it on the little guy's buttocks, "Smack!"
"Rabbit cub, you're scared to death master! I thought something was wrong!"
The old Taoist priest stood in place with a black line on his face, and the big black dog immediately breathed a sigh of relief, looking at each other very unnaturally, very speechless!
"Dead dog, go get some food!" said the old Taoist priest and kicked the black dog next to him, meaning to get some milk for the little brat!
"Old fellow, kick when you say it. Leng Buding, the big black dog who was kicked looked at the old Taoist priest with unkind eyes, and said fiercely.
"Habits, habits". Hearing the bad tone of the big black dog, the old Taoist priest replied curtly, and hurriedly slipped into the house with the little guy in his arms.
took the boiled beast milk and gave it to the little guy, watching the little guy drink it with relish, the old Taoist priest not only fell into deep thought......
"Master, I'm done drinking, I'm going out to play!" "After drinking the beast's milk, the little guy put the milk can on the ground and planned to go out.
"Little bunny, how old are you?"
"Three years old!" the little guy told his age without even thinking about it!
"It's been three years, and time flies. The old Taoist priest muttered to himself.
"It's okay, you go out to play, I want to be quiet for the teacher!"
"Master, who is Jingjing, is it the master?" the little guy asked curiously!
"......!" The old Taoist priest didn't pick it up in one breath! "Who taught you this?"
He also said that master, you are ugly, it is estimated that you will have no wife in this life, no one will hurt, no one will love, and you will live a single life...... He also said that your waist is not good, only walnut ......" The little guy gushed and counted his fingers while saying passionately, not noticing that the old Taoist priest's face had darkened into the bottom of the pot, and it was getting darker and darker......
"Master, what does the master do?"
"Master, what the hell is the waist?"
"Master, is what Brother Hei said true?"
......
The little one is like a curious baby, and the questions are endless.
"Bang ......" only to hear the sound of a crockpot falling to the ground outside the window!
"Who?" the little guy ran to the door with a smoke, opened the door and looked, only to see a black shadow rushing out of the Taoist temple without looking back, feeling like he was running for his life, who else could it be if it wasn't a big black dog, and the speed was exerted to the extreme!
"Brother Hei, what's wrong?" Seeing the big black dog running out like a desperate person, the little guy asked the old Taoist priest in confusion.
"It's okay, he probably wants to go out and relax!" I went over and asked him to go. The old Taoist priest almost gritted his teeth and said, "You stay here obediently, I'll be back later." ”
As he spoke, he disappeared directly in front of the little one's eyes!
"Master......" The little guy rubbed his eyes, his little mouth became an O-shape, and he whispered in disbelief, it seems that he is scared of the little guy, he has never seen the old Taoist priest use this trick before, this is not seen, it is strange not to be scared, but from the side, the old Taoist priest is estimated to be choking enough this time, and it is not necessarily that his waist is as big as a walnut......
It is said that the big black dog saw the old Taoist priest taking the little guy to the room to drink animal milk, and when he was bored, he climbed down to bask in the sun, and he was quite happy for the little guy in his heart. The big black dog also knows a little bit about the understanding of the ethereal body, although he has never encountered it, but when he used to look through the ancient books at home, he saw a description of the ethereal body, the original words are: The extreme realm of the Tao is empty, everything in the universe has a spirit, and the ethereal body is disrespectful...... There is no following in the book, and the words behind it are very vague and I can't see clearly! What exactly does it mean, the big black dog doesn't understand very well, but when I asked the ancestor of the family at that time, the old ancestor said a sentence: The ethereal body sees everything, but it is not, and the one who has really achieved it is one in the eternal, and I haven't heard it for many years! After speaking, he squinted his eyes and didn't speak, basking in the sun! The big black dog nodded his head as if he didn't understand, and he didn't care. But today, an ethereal body appeared on the body of a little milk baby here, and with such a powerful thunder, it seems that it should be very powerful!
This is also the explanation that the big black dog gave himself, although he doesn't know what the ethereal body is, but the old Taoist priest spent a long time cultivating in order to make the milk doll achieve the ethereal body, and he can guess that it is definitely not simple!
Thinking of this, the big black dog didn't think about it, and relaxed comfortably to bask in his own sun! At this time, he suddenly vaguely heard the chat between the little kid and the old Taoist priest as if he had mentioned himself, not only pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but just after listening to a few words, the big black dog instantly exploded, and quickly climbed up from under the window, leaning towards the window to listen more clearly!
"Waist, master, walnut ......" Don't be sure, hurry up and flirt! The big black dog's hair stood up from head to toe, and without saying a word, the girl began to run wildly, like a black lightning bolt rushing out of the door!
"Uncle, I was killed by this rabbit cub today, I have nothing to do to say about the old Taoist!
Soon, it is on a certain large stone block in the mountain behind the Taoist temple, here a large piece protrudes in the middle of the mountain, the top is flat and not rough, the area is also large, surrounded by trees, green and verdant, there are also leaves stretched out under the stone, the big stone is surrounded from the bottom to the surrounding area, if you look up under the stone block, it is difficult to find such a place. The stone is surrounded by fog, but not dense, and the stone platform has a very wide view, and if you look straight into the past, you can see the scenery in front of you at a glance. This is also a treasure that the big black dog accidentally discovered, and he brought the little kid here once before, and the old Taoist priest didn't know about it at all, so the big black dog came straight here.
took a deep breath and lay comfortably on the stone platform, the big black dog not only said with a sneering face: "This is not afraid, this is the temporary retreat of the deity, if it weren't for the fear that the old stick would not be able to hang on his face, I would have turned around and beaten him down." The big black dog was leisurely and complacent, without the embarrassment of blowing up his hair and grabbing the door before.
After lying on his stomach for a while, the big black dog felt that he was still not empty, and not only said: "Besides, I am also telling the truth, a bad old man, isn't his waist the size of a walnut? Could it be that there is a watermelon? After saying that, the big black dog seemed to be greatly comforted and satisfied, and the eyes of the two dogs narrowed into a slit, and the huge dog's head shook around.
"And that rabbit cub, uncle, I trusted to reveal this secret to you, but you sold the deity with your backhand, if you didn't slip away quickly......" The big black dog paused for a moment, felt that what he said was a little inappropriate, looked around with a weak heart, found nothing, and continued: "If it weren't for the fact that the deity was not in the state, I would have to give you two masters and apprentices to practice hands, so that you don't have a flower on your buttocks." ”
Thinking of the little guy, the big black dog looked angry, and felt that the little guy was deliberate! Although the big black dog said this, but when he thought of the anger on the little guy's face, it gradually turned into doting: "The baby is a good baby, but it is too direct, you should learn more from the deity, if you don't want to suffer a big loss, if you go out in the future and are deceived by others, then I can't hang on my face?"
Thinking of this, the big black dog changed his posture, stood upright and leaned back, his legs naturally spread out, grinning widely, looking very enjoyable, squinting at the scenery in front of him, the breeze blowing, how comfortable it is, according to the current words, it is as cheap as it is. He didn't even notice a figure floating less than five meters above his head.
Looking at the figure, dressed in a gray Taoist robe, with gray hair, holding it casually with a shabby hairpin, with his hands behind his back, he looked at the extremely comfortable big black dog below with an expressionless face, without making any sound, it was the old Taoist. Although his face was expressionless, the hands behind his back shook irregularly, which showed that his heart was completely inconsistent with the calm on the surface, and he may have endured to a limit.
Speaking of the old Taoist, after seeing the big black dog snatching out of the door and disappearing from the Taoist temple, he also disappeared in front of the little child. When the big black dog came to this stone platform, he also came here, but he didn't make any sound or breath, so the big black dog didn't notice the existence of the old Taoist.
Therefore, after that, all the words of the big black dog were listened to by the old Taoist priest word for word, and it is estimated that we will be able to know what the effect is.
Looking at the comfortable enjoyment of the big black dog below, when he was not speaking, the old Taoist priest endured the anger in his heart and slowly floated down, and stopped when he was about to reach the top of the big black dog's head, and then slowly poked his head forward, and asked softly: "Are you comfortable?"