Alicia took a lot of effort to settle Li Huayin, who was maliciously selling cuteness, but made everyone fall goosebumps all over the ground, and then rushed to the courtyard with everyone.

When the clock struck six o'clock, as Alicia expected, Chrissy ...... Late again.

[Are you embarrassed to be late!?Didn't you see that even Norman came on time on the boy's side!?]

Under the constant complaining in Lori's mind, Chrissy finally appeared with a chocolate bar in her mouth and a huge wine bottle: "Yo, little ones, it looks like no one is late." Yes, yes, hiccup! After dinner, everyone will wait until seven o'clock to go to the hot springs. Hiccup! Since there are only 20 people on both sides of the male and female sides at a time, you have to wash them in several batches, hiccup! I'll post the list of arrangements in the restaurant, and you can go and see for yourself. Hiccup!"

[Eldest sister, you started drinking it before the night......]

Under the embarrassed gaze of the students, Chrissy waved for everyone to go to dinner, and left drunk as she had come.

"We have a good teacher. Alicia said to Michelle, who was asking Chrissy why she couldn't stand on her feet.

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After a not-so-lavish but elaborate dinner, Alicia found the white sheet of paper on the wall near the entrance to the restaurant that Chrissy had said had written the list schedule.

The first wash of the magic department, the martial arts department, etc. Up to a maximum of 20 people, you can freely agree on the order in which you want to bathe, since the number of boys and girls in the two classes is not the same. The bathing time is one hour, and the offender is dragged out and hung to dry naturally.

These are the exact words written on this piece of paper.

[Tutor Chrissy, didn't you say that the list was posted, why didn't I see a name?]

Although this thunderous piece of paper is full of Chrissy-esque simplicity and competence, as well as countless complaints, free agreement is the most effective way to do it at the moment. There were a lot of boys in the two classes, so they had to make their own arrangements—though Alicia suspected that Chrissy didn't know everyone's names and was lazy to drink.

The girls don't have to worry, there are only about 30 people in total, and they can be washed in two batches.

"Hehe, it's really worthy of Mentor Chrissy's style. Behind Alicia, Sophia looked at the blank piece of paper and covered her mouth with a fan and chuckled, "Alicia, are you going to wash it first or go later?"

"Call everyone up, let's wash the seven o'clock trip first. ”

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During the two months she spent at the Academy, Alicia initially retained her role as a middle-aged uncle (who was hit hard...... Well, well, it's the lazy habit of being a good young man: taking a shower once a week. Later, it didn't take long for Li Huayin to be the first to discover and pull the masses to persuade and educate her inhumanely, so that she developed a good habit of washing once every three days and finally every day. Thanks to this, this pseudo-Lori is now able to calmly face all kinds of killing and death scenes that are super gorgeous for his pre-reincarnated self and can immediately bleed into the streets.

For example, the scene where everyone is changing clothes together in the locker room - although in a sense she herself is part of the killing.

Chassi, who had changed out of her uniform and had a bath towel on her arm, asked with a hesitant expression to Elicia, who was looking at the women's figures—the only habit she hadn't broken—"I said, Alicia, are we really going to use that......

"Don't you think it's quiet when you change clothes today? Alicia reluctantly retracted her gaze at Chacy and reminded, "Think about who is missing here?"

“...... Li Huayin!?" Chasi was suddenly covered in sweat.

"Understood?" After Xiao Lori finished speaking, she sighed and thought to herself: "It would be nice if there was only that undisciplined lily girl, but from the consistent style of the author who doesn't go through the brain, it's obviously impossible." ”

Chasi understood, but Michelle, who was attracted by the conversation between the two and came to listen, still had a confused expression on her face: "Is there any connection between Sister Huayin's absence and the thing we bought in the afternoon?"

"Michelle," little Lori looked at the other party's mature woman-like figure and delicate face that only belonged to a girl, and tried to suppress her thoughts of jumping up and holding her in her arms and rubbing it well, and said helplessly, "If you go on like this, sooner or later, you will be dragged by that author with no lower limit and no shame to dedicate himself to death for the masses." ”,

"Wooh?" Seeing Michelle stretching out her index finger and pointing her lips and tilting her little head, Alicia knew that this girl didn't understand at all, and she couldn't help but worry about this natural future.

It is natural to say that it is natural to use natural dedication to kill and die......

Alicia glanced up at the wall clock on the wall, and the time was 6:55 p.m.

[It's about to start......]

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"It's finally about to begin, our holy war!" Joy and Bartrou stood side by side at the central table in a room with a large number of boys, and shouted to the fanatical crowd around them, "Are you all ready?"

"Oh!!!" a rousing wolf howl.

Tom, who was not far away, looked at Joey with a resentful expression...... Well, please ignore that.

"We just got the latest reliable information, the soy sauce tribes passing by—who gave the name of this egg pain—have entered the open-air hot spring!" Joey waved his arms and continued to stir up the emotions of the people below who were already boiling, "We're lucky because the first to third places on the list are all here! There's even an eighth place attached to it! You think about it, the elegant aristocratic lady, the beautiful little girl next door, the cute innocent (?) Lori, and the natural stay of a mature woman's body!" This is our holiday! It is a gift from the creator God!"

"So we must not waste this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" Batru continued, "though the men's and women's baths are separated by that abominable wooden wall, that's not a problem. Sun Xiang, what about the things you bought in the afternoon?"

Sun Xiang, who was standing next to him, put a cloth bag on the table and hesitated: "I said, isn't this okay? If you are discovered, you will definitely be killed on the spot." It's only the second volume, and I don't want to eat a boxed lunch. ”

"Show your man's spirit!" Batru crouched down and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't you want to see it?"

"Uh...... I'd rather go socialize with one of them and just go and see it properly. ”

Batrou: "Hey, gutsy fellow. ”

Sun Xiang: "I'm principled, right!?"

Joey glanced at it and said, "Sun Xiang, you don't have any so-called principles when you help us buy these tools back. So don't force yourself and go and watch it with confidence. ”

Facing the suspicious cloth bag on the table, Sun Xiang suddenly looked at the sky speechlessly with tears in his eyes...... It's the ceiling.

Batru grabbed the cloth bag and opened it: "Okay, a few people are responsible for scattering the tools around the bathhouse, and the others are responsible for covering the transporter from being discovered by the hotel, all understand? Okay, let's hurry up and act! The legendary Garden of Eden is waiting for us!"

In an instant, the earth-shattering war drums rang out, and every particle of magic element in the atmosphere was excited. Even the boundless ocean trembled under the neat steps of the high-spirited elite warriors. The shiny swords reflect a dazzling brilliance, and the ornate magic radiates a colorful hue. The loud battle song resounded through the heavens and the earth at this moment, and the heroes of all races led the fearless warriors gathered from all over the continent began to launch an unstoppable tsunami-like charge against the fortress of the evil forces shrouded in dark clouds. The earth trembled, the horses neighed, weapons collided, magic echoed, and the roar of encouragement and anger mingled to play the most powerful symphony of war in the world.

Elicia: "Hey, it's just a bunch of shameless boys leaving the room ready to start peeping, do you need to make a scene of an epic war?

Actually, I'm making up the word count...... Well, I'm sorry to run the train without paying attention. Let's get serious.

Batru they went well, and the waiter at the hotel didn't notice anything unusual at all. The crowd was so excited that they almost vomited their hearts and soon entered the open-air bath.

It is a large hot spring with a wooden wall in half. A high fence has been built along the hot springs to prevent small animals from entering – and possibly to keep customers out of the way – but that doesn't stop you from admiring the majesty of Gstrick's main peak. The floor is covered with non-slip bluestone slabs, and some complimentary essences, wooden stools and barrels are placed for customers to use. Of course, the hot springs are only for soaking, and the real place to bathe is in the showers set up indoors. ,

Since the mobilization meeting in the room was delayed for a while, it was already past seven o'clock when the gang of guys who desperately grabbed the first bathing rights arrived here, so it was not surprising that there were two figures in the misty hot spring at this moment.

This was also the biggest regret in the hearts of Batroux and Joey, who organized the operation: the two men said that they would not join in anything. But of course, it is natural that one of them will refuse, because that guy is already engaged - the top student of the A class of the magic department, Fabiano children's shoes.

Batroux was the first to enter the pool, and the first thing he saw was Fabiano, who was sitting at the bottom of the pool with his head on the surface of the water and constantly blowing bubbles. Then I found the second person who had not been able to pull into the group by a large rock in the hot spring, leaning against the stone - wait!

"You can already let a girl accompany you to the hot spring!?" Although the scenery was current, Batru didn't care to look at it, he grabbed the inexplicable Fabiano's shoulders and shook violently, "If you think that there are too many Hou (Divine Beast) Palaces, take care of the people around you!"

Fabiano, who had already come out of the mosquito coil eyes, tried to calm down and slapped away Batru's base claws: "What are you shouting, look carefully." That guy was Sophid from our class, although I was startled at first......"

The sky was thundering, and everyone was petrified. It turns out that glasses are really a very magical equipment, which can make the owner change from an obscure person to an absolutely dazzling existence at the moment of unloading, and can blind the kryptonite eyes of all the nearby onlookers and soy sauce passers-by. On Valentine's Day, Elicia's malicious suspicion of Sophie has come true.

And the parties have been indifferent to the riots on this side. He still scrubbed his body unhurriedly, and looked even more sultry from a distance in the thick mist.

Sophie bathed alone in his dorm room when he was at the academy, and no one knew that he would become Hideyoshi after dropping his glasses - well, maybe the glasses were actually a transformation prop, and Sophie secretly hid a miserable visceral animal doll that spoke in the voice of a famous voice actor? Then he had to fight fiercely with a group of hostile beautiful girls every day and dedicate to the masses of the people after his clothes were torn and killed, and finally he had a gorgeous queen (divine beast) palace and could enjoy the beauty of the reverse thrust, but he was forcibly lily in the state of Hideyoshi?

Isn't there a confusion of things......

But neither Mizuho Miyakoji nor Kinoshita Hideyoshi are girls in the true sense of the word - although they don't look bad. After the initial amazement, the boys turned their attention to the wooden wall. There, the sound of the girls next door laughing like cat's claws kept scratching their restless hearts.

"Don't even listen to it, get the guy up!" Batru said in a low voice.

Immediately, several people brought over a suspicious item that had been assembled. It's similar to the auger used to cork a premium red wine, but it's a little bigger. From time to time, the drill bit flashed beautifully, indicating that it was not a bargain that could be bought for a few silver coins on the side of the road, but a treasure enchanted with it. It was supposed to be a tool used by miners to check the mineral content of ore samples, only to be discovered by Joey. Then, at Joey's invitation, the like-minded Batroux worked with the latter to work out this unruly plan with the like-minded people of the two classes.

How can a mere wooden wall resist the miners' tools?

Fabiano, who had already understood what they were going to do, opened his mouth, and finally chose silence to be golden under the strong watchful eyes of the strong warriors. As for Sophie, he was still bathing in a hurry.

After the lead Joey and Batrou exchanged punches, the latter smiled and fell to the front of the small hole with a smile as the former watched with tears in his eyes, closing his other eye and looking inside.

And then—

On the other side at the same time.

"I say, Alytheria. Why do you want us water mages to perform a thick mist spell by the wooden wall?" Chasi wondered as she brushed Elicia's long, supple blonde hair. ,

"Would you believe me if I told you it was to create a smoke effect on the stage?"

Cecilia, who was immersed in the water next to her and had a blissful expression on her face, said puzzledly, "We are here in a hot spring, not a stage." ”

Chasi Bingxue was smart, she thought for a while and then asked in a shocked whisper, "Alicia, do you mean that the boys next door will ......?"

"Maybe, maybe not. Well, just in case. Alicia shrugged her silky shoulders.

[Actually, according to the unbounded style of this book, this kind of thing is definitely a certainty.] 】

"How can this be ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!?" a miserable and grief-stricken man was sad, and the listener burst into tears, as if someone had rudely exploded a chrysanthemum-like male voice, and suddenly without warning resounded in the men's bath next door. The girls who were playing with each other in the hot spring were all startled.

"Ah, that's what you expected. Sophia, with her wet pink hair, said with a smile.

"Can't you two talk to us in advance?" Chasi looked at the little Lori and the black-bellied girl who high-fived each other sweating, "at least let everyone be a little prepared." ”

"That's not fun. The two spoke in unison.

“......”

Batru didn't see anything, only a thick white mist in his sight. This kind of visibility is no longer at the level of a plane grounded, a ship docking, and a car stalling, it can definitely make a pair of oncoming young lovers pass each other within a distance of less than three meters without knowing it, it can make the hedgehog with the hand of the sister hit the telephone pole and the nearby cannon sister is indifferent, it can make Cecilia's food come out and walk on the street without having to play mosaics, and it can also make the beautiful and warm lily fragrance of Gensokyo turn into a strange and terrifying silent hill in the blink of an eye.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. I thought I would be able to see the beautiful scenery of Taoyuan Township, but when he saw the background of a horror movie, Batru immediately screamed and foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Joey, who was next to him, was taken aback, and he cautiously approached the hole to take a look, and almost fainted to the ground.

"W-This must be the work of the girls!" Batru struggled to his feet, "they're on guard." Damn, it's impossible for our plans to be leaked......"

Where would you have thought that among the girls, there is a pseudo-Lori existence who has watched all kinds of posterior (mythical beast) palace anime with a lot of killing and death scenes, so he knows this kind of plot well.

"In that case, let's go ahead with the second option. Qiao Yichao waved his hand behind him, and immediately several people walked over quickly with a few long ropes. One end of the rope is firmly tied - climb the city wall and grasp it with an iron hook?

"Climb out, then climb into a nearby tree and hide in the leaves to see!" Joey was the first to pull the rope up the wall.

Soon only Sophie was left in the pool, who had been in a calm state. Fabiano? The guy who might have been an informant was taken away by the unfortunate ones.

Can you imagine a horde of teenagers wearing nothing but a white bath towel around their waists running through the woods on a still cold spring night? Well, I'm sorry, I'm guilty. Such a surging scene is really not suitable for this happy and cute light novel. So, what do you think of the curious images of many strange cylindrical bath towels flying quickly against the background of scattered paper-cut trees?

The brave teenagers, who are trying to create miracles, soon arrive at the outskirts of the women's bath, where they meet the legendary final boss.

Ilya, who was fully dressed and fully armed, looked at them with a look of surprise: "I didn't expect you to really show up." ”

“...... Can you explain why you're here?" said Batrou, stunned.

A voice came from the heads of the crowd: "Because I had already guessed that you ghost boys would come, so I pulled Ilya over to stop you." ”

"Are you qualified to say that others are ghost animals!?" After two months of observation, Joey, who already knew a lot about the personality of the owner of the voice, said loudly, "Besides, what are you doing now?

Wiping the wet corners of his mouth, Li Huayin jumped off the tree and pulled out two one-handed swords in front of the boys who were almost naked: "It's okay, I'm a woman, so I can look at it boldly with confidence." And you can't. Ilya, send them back!"

"Damn! how can you lose to such a perverted woman, everyone fights with them!" Batru roared and took the lead.

The armor doesn't matter, but you have weapons with you......